* Posts by lglethal

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NASA picks its UFO-hunting – sorry – unidentified aerial phenomena-hunting team

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I have always found it an interesting phenomenon, that since the advent of pretty much everyone now carrying mobile phone cameras with high resolution, the number of reports of alien visitations, has dropped off a cliff.

Either the Aliens are camera shy or the fact that people can demand proof with a high expectation that said person would have had their phone with them, means that braggards move on to other easier claims to fake ("You should have seen the fish I caught it was this big!!!").

Still it's also a shame that we're past the point that experimental aircraft can look so weird and awesome, and actually need to be built in order to test. All the testing is now done with computers these days... *grumble, grumble, grumble*...

Hacktivists say they stole 100,000 emails from Iran's nuclear energy agency

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Good work!

And this is the sort of hacking I can condone. Not for profit, not to screw things up for a laugh, but to expose corruption and evil in governments and corporations.

Full power to them. Have a culturally appropriate one of these -->

Biden wants SpaceX to beam internet to Iran amid uprising

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Now would seem to be the perfect time for the US to move a couple of aircraft carrier groups and landing craft into the Indian Ocean only a short way away from Iran. Just for exercises of course.

With Iran then having to make sure it's military was in position to defend against a "US attack", there would be less military around to stifle the protesters. It would probably dry up the weapons being sent to Russia as well, since Iran"might" end up needing them.

A steady stream of cryptic denials and media "leaks" of invasion plans should keep them off piste long enough for the people of Iran to really try and regain control of their own country.

One could hope...

Liz Truss ousted as UK prime minister, outlived by online lettuce

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Re: Obvious solution

No you dont need to go that far.

Simply ban anyone who is (or studied to be) a lawyer, union rep, political scientist (gah i feel dirty just using the term), or who's only work experience involves working for a political party, union, an MP's office or a multi-million dollar family business. It might also be good to ban anyone that studied at Oxbridge (or uses the term "read at so and so college" when referring to going to a university), or who went to Eton. But that might be going too far as occasionally good one's pop out (e.g. Ian Hislop).

Maybe then you would get some people in who actually know how to be adults, compromise and come up with solutions, rather than only knowing how to argue vehemently and come up with soundbites.

Intel sued over historic DEC chip site's future

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The city should approve the planning permission with the provision that all vehicle movements to and from the faciltiy are forbidden between 8pm-8am, and with a maximum number (relatively low) of trucks allowed on the roads during the operating hours.

Make sure the provisions would work fine for a couple of "local warehouses" but absolutely unusable by a large logistics centre. And then see if Intel start squirming...

The whole point that you can throw down an application that is so vague in itself is mind-boggling. It would be like going up to your local council telling them you want to build a new residential building but refusing to tell them if it's going to be a single family house, a series of terrace houses, a 40 floor residential tower block, or a medieval Castle complete with Moat and Drawbridge. All of those could be classified as residential buildings for sure, but they have very bloody big difference in effect on the local area...

YouTube loves recommending conservative vids regardless of your beliefs

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Maybe more centrist conservatives need to come up with a new term for their beliefs because at the moment any time you hear someone mention "conservative opinion" or "conservative voices", etc., they're basically espousing some radical bollocks conspiracy theory that I doubt the majority in the middle believe in.

Maybe they can rename themselves "traditionalists", "off centrists", "relatively normalists" (ok that last one was a joke, but you get the idea), and let the conservative term disappear off into the radical distance.

Anytime you hear some American say "I am a conservative", you cant help but wonder which particular wacky conspiracy theory they adhere to, which is probably unfair to the majority, but is definitely the way the language has evolved at the moment...

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Excellent Mental image

"No one at YouTube or Google was able to respond to the CSMP study's findings"

I'm getting an image of all the people in the You Tubes press room being tied up and held at gun point or something similar which might prevent them from being "able" to respond. Or perhaps, they're all sitting there trying to work out what the big words in the study mean, (kids with crayons in hand is the mental image that comes to mind, but that's usually marketing rather than PR).

Although I'm pretty certain you just mean that there was nobody "available" to respond....

Meta gives up fight to get $400m Giphy buy approved

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Re: Wait a minute...

The gif side of things was probably worth about $50m, if I'm being exceptionally generous.

Shutting down an up and coming ad company with the potential (just potential admittedly) to disrupt Meta and Google's dominance of online advertisement? Priceless... (or $400 million to be precise...)

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Past headline: Ad company buys upcoming ad company...

Whilst Giphy are known for their, well, Gif's. They had also started getting into the advertising space. Once you keep that in mind, them being gobbled by Meta makes a lot more sense. I mean it was either going to be Meta or Google, as neither one wants any new entrants in the online ad market that could harm their duopoly. Meta had probably slightly more reason as they could use the Gif side of things more readily than Google in their Facebook outings, but if Meta hadnt bought them, you could guarantee this article would be talking about Google being forced to sell them off...

Or perhaps not as Google seems to have more friends in the UK government than Meta....

Moon has been drifting away from Earth for 2.4 billion years, rocks reveal

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Re: The moon's Australian!

It's pretty much uninhabitable to normal people, suffers weather extremes like you wouldn't believe, seems to contain a lot of areas ripe for mining, and is a harsh and unforgiving place... Hmmm... You might be on to something...

Wait. Wait. No sorry the moon can't be part of Australia. There's no mention here of any deadly and aggressive natural fauna and flora. Nice try, Moon... Maybe we can develop some Spiders that can live on your surface, then we'll think about letting you join as the 7th state, but until then, sorry but you're on your own.

Interpol busts global 'Black Axe' cyber-fraud suspects

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Re: So no more cyber financial fraud?

You are correct to some extent, BUT everytime you take down a group like this, your taking down people with experience and skills at this type of fraud. That means the next group is made up of people with less skills, that have to relearn the lessons of the old group. Which means making the same mistakes as the old group, which should make it easier to track them down, and faster to shut them down. The new groups also need financial backing to get back up and running, so there's a game of whack-a-mole, but everytime it costs the bad guys more money to get setup which decreases the profit margins and you would hope eventually, the profit margin would be reduced so much that this type of fraud dries up.

They may just move on to the next type of fraud, or maybe not, but it's never a bad thing to stop one sort whilst you can...

Artist formerly known as Kanye reveals Parler trick: Buying the far-right haven

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Re: Rapper Ye – formerly known as Kanye West –

Does that mean when in future he tries to sell Parler to the next gullible Idiot, we will be able to write "Yee Haw(ks) Pardner, ahem Parler..."

China dumps dud chips on Russia, Moscow media moans

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Re: The old saying

I certainly wouldnt expect Xi to do much about this at this point. He must still be sore about Putin being so rude as to launch the war a mere 2 days after the Olympics had ended, and before the Paralympics even began. There were weeks of good news stories to come to help paint China as the friendly communist Panda bear, and lift its standing in the eyes of the world. But no, Putin decided to launch his invasion and China and the Olympics were wiped from the world's new feeds. That must have hurt, all that money spent and the pay off wiped out by your "BFF".

I'm guessing Xi wants Putin to fail in the invasion, but not be deposed. A severely weakened Putin, he probably feels he can prop up and control, and use as the evil boogey man to distract the West with from time to time...

Senior engineer reported to management for failing to fix a stapler

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Re: Really?!

"Umm Sir this might be a stupid question..."

"No, no, no. Remember Eric, there are no stupid questions. Only stupid People..."

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Re: But I DO want to know!

You dont know the depths of Sadism until you've been forced to listen to Mariah Carey's Christmas Carols on repeat for the entire month of December.

I was only working there as a casual employee, so maximum 4 hours a few days a week. But it still almost drove me insane. How the full timers survived, I will never know...

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I once worked for a small aerospace firm, where the owner was in a wheelchair. He liked to go on to the machine floor, but as there were a couple of stairs between the offices and the machine floor, he would then have to go outside and around to the side entrance, and that was obviously too long for such an important person </sarcasm>.

The Chief Engineer came to me and demanded that I design a removable ramp for the couple of stairs, to which I refused, pointing out that a) we could buy one from a standard safety equipment store for a good price, b) to design one internally would cost a lot more, c) we were already under water with so much paying work, and d) I'm not a safety engineer, so I absolutely would not certify any ramp we built for human rating.

I got one hell of a telling off, but I didnt particularly care as I had already handed in my 3 months notice a couple of weeks before. In the end they got one of the older engineers who was used to this Owner's foibles to do it. It cost 20 times what I had found at the safety equipment store, weighed 4 times as much, and caused a deadline to be missed (at a cost to the company), but the owner got his ramp.

I was glad to be out of that firm, I can tell you that. And I've been wary of working for small firms ever since....

BOFH: The Boss has a new watch – move readiness to DEFCON 2

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Re: Savages, savages I say!

It turns on when you stroke it gently in its sensitive area?

Oh, Matron!!!

Self-imposed climate change may have killed Martian life

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Just curious

Assuming this theory holds some water - If these microbes had not replaced all of the Hydrogen and cooled the planet that way, would the existing heat (from the Hydrogen atmosphere) been enough to maintain a liquid core (and hence a magnetosphere)? Or was that solidifying process already under way and this merely sped up the process?

Uber, Lyft stock decimated as US aims to classify gig workers as staff

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Re: "IN Britain everyone is UNIONIZED so the free economy is already a shambles. "

Nah, look back at this idiots previous post and you'll see he is clearly from a Russian Troll Farm, or maybe a Chinese one.

You can ignore everything he says as just an attempt to inflame people...

Crypto exchange Bittrex coughs up $53m to end claims of US sanctions busting

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WTF?

2 people trying to review 11,000 transactions a day. Yep that will be fine...

No, working in IT does not mean you can fix anything with a soldering iron

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Re: Slightly larger scale

"Sure, I'll have a look at your damaged fridge. Yep, that's a fridge. Yep it's damaged. Better call someone to fix it. Now about that call out fee..."

Charge a future EV in less than five minutes – using literally cool NASA tech

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I'm not sure where you get the 1L petrol is equivalent to 13kWh, that seems a rather questionable value. Much better to look at it as I have as a cost per km.

But if those are really the numbers for electricity in the UK, no wonder you guys are screwed!

I pay €0,45/kWh on a slow public charger, and €0,55/kWh for a fast charger. My home rate is around €0,22/kWh.

So your paying almost twice my energy bill. No wonder it doesnt seem such a good deal to you!

Still here in Germany, I'm coming out massively ahead. But as I said your mileage may vary...

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I actually have just bought a new EV (VW ID3), and I actually did the Maths. In short, when I charge at home I save about €30 per "tank" compared to my old petrol Car (Skoda Fabia Combi).

If I charge at a public charge station on the EnBW network (which covers most of central and southern Europe), I save about €20 per tank. Please note, I'm based in Germany so your mileage may vary.

We get less distance in the ID3 than in the Skoda (about 300km instead of 400km), but the cost to charge is significantly less, with a full tank costing about €25 at a public charge station compared to the €60 minimum we were paying for the Skoda. So Petrol for a 300km tank would be minimum €45. Hence my calculated €20 saving per 300km. At home the charging cost is between €10-15 per tank, hence the €30 saving.

Please note, these fuel prices were when Petrol in Germany was costing around 180c/L. At the moment, it's closer to 195c/L where I live, so my saving is even more at the moment. When petrol prices come down a bit, or if energy prices go up then, then my saving will reduce, but I dont expect my ID3 will ever be more expensive then my Skoda.

As for charging stations, the EnBW app, lets you see every charging station (on their or associated networks) across Germany and large parts of Europe, tells you how many charging points there are and also whether they are in use. So you can absolutely plan accordingly. However, me and my family dont do massive cross country trips with the car, so our use case may not be representative of everyone, but for us it works massively well.

Anyway, I wanted to put some actual use figures out there. If you've got questions/comments, let me know.

Former Uber CSO convicted for covering up massive 2016 data theft

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"Yes, totally your honour. It's normal for us to pay a bug bounty of €100k, without the CEO knowing any details about it. Absolutely normal business practices. Ahem..."

Physics Nobel Prize in a superposition between three quantum physicists

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Re: Measuring a property does not set it...

I see that you have heard of paragraphs, but I'm not sure if you've quite understood how they actually work...

Anyway, I havent bothered to read what you've written because clearly anyone who writes like that cannot be relied upon to make a salient and accurate point. The only thing missing is multiple exclamation marks...

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Whenever I hear about Quantum Entanglement, I cant help but think of the following Terry Pratchett quote:

"The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.”

May the bar remain wide open for these bright Boffins...

Elon Musk tells Twitter: My takeover deal is back on

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Re: His lawyers must be telling him he's going to lose the case

My understanding is that what is proposed is that the court case will be "stayed" not dropped. That means it sits in a sort of limbo until Musk pays the cash. So the case can be restarted at an instant if Musk has another mood swing, and decides to pull out again. And only after the purchase is through does the case get completely shut down.

Twitter are not going to drop the case entirely until the money has changed hands, anything else would be stupidity of the highest order based on Musk's prior conduct.

UK hits Russia with British IT services ban

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Re: So?

That would actually require the Government to do some work to identify who is actually behind the shell companies purchasing those properties.

And you know this Government doesnt actually like doing anything that even remotely looks like work. So fat chance of that happening...

Fixing an upside-down USB plug: A case of supporting the insupportable

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They do, but not particularly badly, and generally they'll keep working even with a ton of crud. Now a 3,5mm headphone socket on the other hand...

Speaking from personal experience...

Hurricane Ian blows NASA Artemis Moon launch into October or November

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Re: Probably closer to Nevember than November

You have to remember that after Yuri got into Space, NASA were given a blank cheque to get Americans to the moon first.

The Apollo Program spent $28 billion between 1960 and 1973. That's the equivalent of $280 billion in today's money. And they weren't building off zero previous knowledge, they were building off the V2 tech that came with Werner Von Braun after WW2.

The Artemis Program has a budget of $93 billion to get it through to 2025, and all the launches between now and then. So 1/3 of the budget that the Apollo program had.

Or to put it another way, NASA's entire budget for this year is $24 billion. The equivalent of a single Nimitz class Aircraft carrier. Look at it that way, and you'll quickly see that NASA is doing amazing things on a shoestring. Maybe when the Chinese start scoring some major space wins, NASA will get it's budget back, but I wouldnt bet on it happening before then...

(source for the budget figures: https://www.space.com/nasa-artemis-moon-program-93-billion-2025)

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Re: Probably closer to Nevember than November

You Sir are a Muppet.

You dont mess around with a giant explosive stack!

The delays until this point, have been because they've noticed anomalies during the preparation procedure and decided to correct them before attempting launch. That is the correct way to go about things when your dealing with a device that can leave a giant smoking crater in the Earth and ruin a large number of peoples day if it goes wrong.

It's now delayed by a giant hurricane that has already wiped out power to the entirety of Cuba. What would you prefer to do, launch it into strong high altitude winds that it's not designed for and hope for the best? Or you know wait a week or two and try again when the weather is optimal?

As for "They dont build them like they used to" the first Saturn V launch was delayed 10 months due to a myriad of issues. It was first due to fly in January 1967, but didnt end up flying until November. We're looking at about 1 months delay so already we've got 1000% improvement over Saturn V amazing, right?

UK, US slip down World Digital Competitiveness Ranking

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Re: Prospects

"the exam is just a friendly conversation with the examiner."

Wait, you mean I have to actually talk to the students? Ewww....

No, no, no. I cant be having that...

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If you go to the website (hyperlink is in the very last word of the article), I'm sure you will find the answers to your questions. There's even a section entitled "Methodology in a Nutshell" to save you from reading the full report. Handy, huh?

Australia asks FBI to help find attacker who stole data from millions of users

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Clearly this is someone for whom English is not the native language (or who is faking it not being their native language). If you were to write it in proper English it would probably read "The ransom was not paid". It's not that difficult, mate.

Serious surfer? How to browse like a pro on Firefox

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Re: Tablet users need not apply

Yep I was more than happy with Firefox on both Desktop and Mobile, but then they basically locked down the Mobile version, made it significantly slower than anything else, and basically said "Deal with it!".

So I did, I moved to Brave for Mobile. Is it a better choice? It's faster for sure. It's far from perfect, but at least it's up to date (so less attack surface than Waterfox or the other forks), is not either from Apple, Google or Microsoft, and it doesnt get in the way of my browsing like Firefox seemed to continually want to do. If there was something else of a high enough standard I might try it, but for now it will do.

On Desktop, Firefox is still winning but only because of the extensions. Mozilla really do need to stop shooting themselves in the foot though, every change seems to be designed to annoy their user base...

Girls Who Code books 'banned' in some US classrooms

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I dont. Their brand of crazy might just be contagious...

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Re: Ban cookery books!

No, No, No. A woman's place is in the kitchen, so of course they need cook books!

Just don't let them have the swanky ones that might make them think about becoming a professional chef. That's just not on...

/Sarcasm

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Re: Mission creep

Reading a book does not automatically sign you up for a mailing list. Especially a book from a school library or that is taught in the classroom.

If the mother didnt like the mailing list, there is always an unsubscribe button. And since when do kids read anything from the mailing list?

This just another stupid excuse for getting a book banned because you dont like the authors...

Teams of aerial drones might one day help to build houses

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Great! Now I dont need to just worry about bloody wasps building their nests in the Wood shed, I have to worry about bloody Drones building another room off the side of my house!!

Where's the Drone Repellant???

BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer

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Re: Mac Problems are easily dealt with

Even Easier:

"I'm sorry that's not an IT Supported Product."

"Whats that? Yes, your Manager was informed of that, in writing, when he made the Purchase Order. Please take the issue up with him."

Cambodian authorities crack down on cyber slavery amid international pressure

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If you have specific Info, then the Police are always available and ready to act.

Otherwise your just spouting bollocks from Fox or the Daily Mail. I dont doubt that there are people stuck in domestic or sexual slavery here, but it's nothing compared to what you'll find in Asia and the Middle East, where the police dont give a shit until external pressure forces them to do a raid or two against the least generous scumbags...

US border cops harvest info from citizens' phones, build massive database

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Re: unconstitutional

Ah but at the border are you technically within the US?

(I'm just showing that there will always be ways to weasel around even the clearest written law if someone in power wants it...)

Arrest warrant issued for Do Kwon – the man blamed for 'crypto winter'

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Re: Crypto-currencies can't die fast enough

Look, dont be too hard on the younger generations for looking for ways to make some money like this. A) young people tend to be more risk adverse (part of the learning experience), but more importantly, B) Most dont see a way based on current salaries and standard investments to be able to ever buy their own homes, or make similar personal investments.

House and Land prices are so high (and not showing any sign of coming down) that most young people on engineering level salaries wont be able to afford buying a house until there around 40 these days (especially after paying of student debts). If at all.

Interest rates are 0%, so there's no point saving in a bank. You could put any money you want to save into shares, etc. but growth is not that great unless you go high risk, so why wouldnt you go one step further on the risk/reward ladder and try your hand at crypto. And if you dont think that money in it's current level will be of any help to your long term hopes (i.e. buying a house), then why not gamble with it? Don't get me wrong, I think it's a stupid decision to make, but I can understand what drives it.

Governments really need to start doing more to stop properties being bought up by companies and landowners who are buying to turn the places into rental properties. Let the younger generations get on the property ladder, otherwise there will be a massive crisis in the future. We dont need to go back to the time of Lords and Serfs now do we?

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"Obviously, like in hindsight, it would have been good if I hadnt scammed all those people into thinking Terra was actually worth something. But hey, I made a ton of money, so we're all good, right?"

(What he really wanted to say, no doubt...)

Anti-Metaverse package 'explosion' at college VR lab probed by investigators

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Re: Sarah Connor

Please if Skynet had been created by Meta, the T1000 would not have been trying to kill Sarah Connor, it works have been aggressively trying to get her to try this new great Anti-frizz Shampoo and Conditioner. And maybe a new wardrobe. And isnt the one thing she was really missing in her life, a new IPhone... And, and...

Im not sure which is the scarier future...

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To quote the late great Terry Pratchett

"And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head."

Sun's magnetic mystery solved by ESA NASA Solar Orbiter

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Pint for the Scientists

Good work those Boffins.

The more we can learn about the big old ball of Plasma sitting in the centre of our solar system, the better for everyone.

Judge tells Elon Musk he can't stall Twitter trial

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Re: Buyer's Remorse

And if that happens, the Management will laugh all the way to their golden parachutes.

Whilst Twitter Stock would drop like a brick, making Musk's acquisition even more costly...

So I'm all for it...

No, Apple, you may not sell iPhones without chargers

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Just curious, if they sold two versions:

One - Iphone alone. Really just the Phone.

Two - Iphone and charger Bundle. And the Charger can even be in a separate box just tied to the phone box by the packaging.

Would that meet the requirements? I'd think it would, and also give the Environmental benefits. Hell the bundle could even cost more then the phone alone, and I would guess that would still work. Anyone who needs the charger gets it, anyone who doesnt, goes the cheaper option.

This seems a really daft ruling, unless Apple have been hiding the fact that they dont put a charger in (so some deceptive advertising), but at least where I am (Europe) Apple have been very clear they arent including chargers anymore. I think it's even on the phone packaging. So, at least I doubt that's the reason, but who knows with Apple. I guess the reality Distortion Field is not so strong in Brazil...

Dead people could be designated authors of Atlassian Confluence docs and that can't be changed

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Re: It's on the Priority List, I swear!

It will be fixed AFTER Hell Freezes over.

Imean Satan's a pretty demanding customer, much more so then the usual Confluence Customer...