21 posts • joined 11 Mar 2011
So if your car inexplicably fails to install a safety critical update, you get blamed? Because I'll bet that the software vendor will say it works just fine.
Just today we have had HP stuffing windows PCs because their images were wrong - and the blame was passed on from MS to HP and back and forth all while the users (me, I have one) had to do a workaround every time you rebooted.
I just don't have faith in this. Call me cynical but both car manufacturers and software vendors have previous in this. God help us when its both combined.
A whole article dedicated to setting up a joke. Excellent.
Or just explain away the fact they catch fire with 'well, you're using it wrong' or use lower capacity batteries, charge more for it and tout the benefits of having to visit a charger more often.
I really don't know why I hadn't thought of these to be honest. Apparently its been a long day for me too.
I think I was going for the decent selection of PCs in my hometown, you have no choice which is rather more correct.
Its not really as if you want electronics on the high street you can go anywhere else.
Re: Is this really a surprise?
Someone came up with a way to reprogram that button on review phones, which was very quickly patched.
A real shame, it could do something useful. I've never used these voice assistants regularly, but I don't get whats wrong with the google one - I've tried it out and it seemed alright once.
It seems to be a race to see who can turn up with the most ridiculous sounding name though.
OK... Red wire or black... *Clickety* You've emailed the schematic? Yes, got it! It's opening. And... WHAT? NO!
To be honest, those problems are just annoying.
I wouldn't class health emergencies or lack of energy 'annoying', I'd call them dangerous.
My old business had issues with broadband a few times a month. Which wouldn't usually be an issue, but there was no phone service either, in a large village just outside a large town. If my broadband goes down at home, I wouldn't usually mind, except my phone is through it because I have no mobile signal....in the middle of a large city.
Not just broadband...
I must have spent a good few days on the phone to BT support only for them to tell me that the reason for my business voicemail not working was because no-one had actually told the exchange we wanted it. We were paying all this time! Useless, but we had signed a contact so we have to stay with them.
I will oblige a former commentard - I couldn't give a rats arse. If people trust the people who make snapchat to do it properly with encryption or god forbid actually deleting images when they actually have been viewed, they should trust them when it goes wrong.
Sheep 1, meet sheep 2. Idiots.
Even made it to the BBC Radio 4 News Quiz!!!
So I've now has this email to be, and I got the one with student finance emails earlier in the year. I'm beginning to build up quite a large collection.
And this is why I haven't, and will never got or will get a twitter account. I can spew my worthless thoughts on Facebook already, and do other stuff too. And its longer than 140 characters!
I was going to write to the reg when I got this email, it was very interesting!
It was also in an attatched csv file.....
The same way a spacecraft can use a planet or the Sun to slingshot itself across the Solar System without using much fuel at all.
Seriously El Reg, When is this joke going to get old?
Seriously El Reg, when is hat joke going to get boring?
At least the reg admitted to it giving exact numbers. More than other companies (ahem*Sony*ahem) would do.
2 days of major downtime in 12 years. Thats not bad going.
Old Joke is Old
Seriously, I'm not trolling here, but haven't you guys used that joke enough when referring to anything to do with Yahoo!?
I would like to point out that the reg readership consists of IT professionals and people generally interested in IT. That, unless I am mistaken, requires electricity. This has to be generated and nuclear seems to me to be the only stopgap between fossil fuels and 'green' energy.
Although nuclear energy is inherently unsafe due the the temperatures and radiation, the measures taken to make it as safe as possible (even destroying 3 very very very expensive reactors when they may have been able to have been saved) show that it is the only way to go - at least for the time being.
Before someone else says it..
Sorry, but people better start 'bee'having if they are to stay with us!