* Posts by John Bailey

811 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Jun 2007

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Galaxy Tab remains illegal in Germany

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But..

Do you realise that your sixth word make the rest of your post redundant?

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Pirate

Ahh... But..

Richard Trevithick would have got them both from his grave. His was steam powered, but he was first to make a road going motorised vehicle.

Bury council defends iPads for binmen

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Holmes

Rough guess...

The manager who proposed it has an iPad, or was told to check out tablets, and only looked at iPads.

Apple ejects FT app from iTunes

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Mushroom

Or..

Laugh in their faces, and go elsewhere. Like any sane company would do.

Don't buy your iPad in a McDonald's car park

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Yep

Especially if you use the right grade sand paper to give the paint a good keyed surface.

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Happy

Nonsense

Apple products don't get viruses. It was obviously a worm.

Poplar misconception.

Ridley Scott confirmed for Blade Runner pre/sequel

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Oh come on..

The splitting headache at the very least takes your mind off the poor acting and the pathetically simplified story line.

Apple changed shape of Galaxy Tab in court filing

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Happy

Ahhhh..

We can but dream.

Murdoch accused of operating illegal US air force

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I like your thinking..

Should be possible. Quad copters are pretty stable, and can carry a surprising amount of payload. If they can carry a camcorder, why not a spray paint can?

So all you really need is a holder, a servo to depress the button, and away you go.

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Not Strictly Accurate...

"setntence"?

Really..

Just can't get the pedants these days..

MPs slam government's 'obscene' IT spend

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Rough guess..

10000 to 1? More..

Not a bet I'd touch.

Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo bow to Apple sales edict

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Holmes

It isn't.

But Arguing with a fanboy is like arguing with a Scientologist.

MacBook batteries susceptible to hack attacks

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iCriticism deflection strategy number 2..

Everybody else has the same problem.. Even if they don't really.

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Blu-ray extended edition

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Shhhh..

Some of these people have been known to carry replica weapons you know..

Adobe releases lengthy list of Apple Lion woes

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Thumb Up

Sensible, rational, you must be new here..

You misunderstand the tone of the preceding comments. You are supposed to hate Adobe, because they said non enthusiastic things about the precious.

It is apparently everybody's job to accommodate Apple, not the other way round. You are supposed to sit in front of a Mac, look at the OS, and with a single tear rolling from your left eye, whisper "beautiful"... Before turning it off so you can get on with some work.

Obviously it is far better to handle things like Apple did with that video editor update a few weeks ago, that removed major functionality for the parishioner's own good, and meant that that they had to either downgrade, or redo lots of work.. I mean, who doesn't like surprises.

Seriously though..

Adobe's actions are SOP... New update to OS, publish a list of problems and fixes where possible. Nothing new, nothing unique to shinyland. Honestly, why is it even news? Every responsible vendor takes measures to accommodate a major OS update, and they do tend to cause problems. Windows service packs even merit advisory notes sometimes.

Update where possible, advise newer versions where needed, and publish a list of potential problems, so two days before a deadline, when some designer is pouting because his Mac is not running the very latest bestest shiny from the one true OS.. The IT department can grab him by the scruff of the neck, and get him to read out loud, the reasons why the software he needs to do his job will not work if he does the upgrade. And re read it until he stops demanding that he have the most up to date iCrap possible.

Personally, I don't see why Adobe bother. An option to switch licenses for free, an announcement of pulling out of Apple's playground, and job done. It's not as if there are any credible competitors to Photoshop.. And somehow, I get the feeling OSX's days are numbered. Two platforms, I'm sure is a world of hurt.

Apps overrated in mobile web wars

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Childcatcher

Yep

99% of iFanboys make exaggerated criticisms of Flash, cos they can't use it.

FBI probes claims of Murdoch 9/11 hack

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WTF?

And when somethoing hits the fan, everybody gets dirty.

So because we can't get all offenders at once, we must get none eh?

Sounds suspiciously like "FOR GOD'S SAKE.. DO NOTHING"..

Of course the other tabloids at the very least, are not blameless. And I'm sure the more "reputable" rags are not much better. But the objective is to gather proof, and prosecute the ones that have been found guilty. Not to end journalistic corruption in one fell swoop.

NHS told: freeze all Microsoft spend

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Boffin

Nope..

But do feel free to try again.

One per cent of world's web browsing happens on iPad

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Absolutely...

Slobber brick is much better.

El Reg cuts ribbon on new Special Projects Bureau

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No problem..

Just use metric and talk geography.

Apple dealers hit with Lion bar

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Happy

Aw sweetie

Is it because I snickered at the joke?

Creationists are infiltrating US geology circles

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Devil

Close..

But I think we may need a much bigger sample to be absolutely sure.

3D-printed bikini goes on sale

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No no no...

This requires exhaustive and careful measuring. Can't leave such things to algorithms.

I'll get my callipers.

Toshiba reveals iPad 2 rival

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Holmes

Oh give it a rest.

We get it, you like Apple..

Now go back to bragging about market caps and user experiences, and leave the grown-ups to talk.

Microsoft becoming Apple with Windows 8 control freakery?

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So...

There will also be less hardware.

Apple admits scareware problem, at last

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Pint

Nope.. Sorry

Fanboys don't do humble pie.. They do revisionist trifle. With a nice side order of panicky redirection.

They "just work", except when they don't. In which case, everybody is expressing unrealistic expectations, cos "nothing works perfectly all the time"... And when other manufacturers have problems, nobody says a word.

Other gems include.. "every phone has a death grip problem".

Nobody wants cut and paste,

nobody wants 3G,

nobody wants a second mouse button.

Until they become available on the holy objects that is.

Fedora 15: More than just a pretty interface

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Boffin

Umm.. Slight correcton..

If you are distributing via a repository.. then yes. You need RPM/DEB what ever. Just as you need the relevant file type to download an Android or iOS app. Centralised repositories are like that.

And with open source software, not a problem. The distro maintainer handles it, or the users set up their own repos. We are after all, talking about open source based OSs. Not really set up for all the closed source stuff. Why should they be. Different business model.

But user or distro created packages of paid for software would be a bit tricky to reconcile with per seat licenses. Eh?

A repository for each program would get very awkward very quickly too. Totally impractical. And providing the source is obviously out of the question..

But that is only install method 1.

Install method 2 also turns out to be unsuitable. Releasing the source code is not practical.

Which is why you use install method number three.. The one that nobody seems to talk about. Outside those of us who actually use Linux that is.

Pre compiled binaries. The Aspirin to your distribution headaches.

Download and uncompress a tarball, type "./install.sh", and it goes into a set-up program, asking you where you want to put it, and what working directories you want to use etc. Just like Windows really. I assume they could make a network wide, or multi user install, so long as they put the config files in home.. Perhaps even have an uncompressed version on CD that just runs when you pop the disk in the drive. But auto running tends to be frowned upon, so they would have to know how to make a file executable at the very least.

The old "Buuuut you have to make a different exe for every distro.. " chestnut is about as realistic as complaining about not being able to mount a USB key. Basically, a depreciated stick to beat Linux with. .

Realistically, no reason why someone couldn't wrap a Linux program up in all kinds of lovely phone home DRM, and demand a key disk and license number be typed in if they really wanted. None of that is actually down to the OS on Windows either.

And before the next old wives tale pops up. No prohibition on closed source software running on Linux. It's not going to catch GPL.

Apple, Amazon trademark spat turns surreal

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Paris Hilton

Try decades..

I can remember "app" sections in computer software ads nearly 30 years ago. As opposed to "games", and "utils".

If I still had my old ZX81 boxes of cassette tapes that were sorted in a selection of shoe boxes, you would see the boxes labelled Apps, Games Utils.

It was also commonly used in small ads at the back of computer magazines, because you were paying per letter, and abbreviating them was cheaper.

Paris, due to her attempts to trademark a common phrase..

Amazon heralds unstoppable rise of the e-book

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Umm....

You do know that the same sweatshops in third world countries were around in 1992 too....

Apple sued over iPhone location tracking

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Possibly..

But there is something burred in many legal frameworks that states you can put anything you like in a contract, but good luck enforcing it if it tries to supersede the law.

EULA does not equal automatically binding contract.

Samsung threatens Apple in response to patent lawsuit

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Happy

Well obviously...

Sunshine and lollipops like they always have.

Ellison's Oracle washes hands of OpenOffice

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Nope..

It still tastes like crow.

Whitehats pierce giant hole in Microsoft security shield

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Boffin

Which would be a great comeback...

If it wasn't for the fact that this is a story about IIS. Not desktop Windows.

Linux on desktops.. Agreed.. Pretty small. A few percent tops.

Linux on servers.. Different story.

Windows on servers.. Not as common as you think.

Windows desktop OS running servers.. Is that even possible?

And given the number of windows installs of all kinds, including business, with quite frankly horrific security practices that have never seen a single Windows update.. I'd be very careful with that AV stone in your glass house.

Menorcan politician flashes substantial chesticles

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At a guess..

With the first three it would be a threat..

Going to bleach my mind in the hopes of removing that mental image.

WTF is... 3D printing

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And....

Makerbot lists a Kilo of ABS filament for $43-55.. I imagine there is some difference though.. The Makerbot printers are pretty low resolution, small object printers.

No doubt, the big printer manufacturers will eventually bring out consumer models..

But the question is.. Can they pull the same "Gillette" model for that business? Especially when they start selling printers that will possibly be able to print out cartridges for the filament?

I have an inkjet printer.. I pay at most, about a fiver for a set of inks. I think the first few generations at least, will be the same kind of people.

Ubuntu board rejects slippery Flash installs

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FAIL

That was quick..

"I suspect that if you ask Joe Bloggs in the pub what "Third Party Software" means and why this concept is important to the Ubuntu installer, the most likely answer would be "WTF?""

And I suspect if you asked him a similar Windows related question, you would get the same answer.

Your point?

Most people don't understand how to use a computer. Never mind set one up from scratch. So the situation does not arise. Because for any computer related task, they call a friend who knows a bit, or they bring it back to the shop, and get it sorted there.

Mainstream Linux.. Who cares. It works, and it works well. Software is plentiful, compatible hardware is plentiful. And massive amounts of energy are not wasted making it idiot proof.

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Happy

Good for them!

Nothing wrong with leaving the default to no. And lets be honest here, anybody who wants them, will know what they are, and tick the damn box themselves.

On Ubuntu and Fedora(my preferred distro) If you want to install flash, go to Youtube, and follow the prompts, and in a minute or two, Flash is installed and configured. Easy.

Allowing things to be "yes" by default is one Windows "feature" I definitely don't miss. And hope it never infects Linux.

Steve Jobs vindicated: Google Android is not open

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Expect it to get more and more shrill..

iFanboy panic stations.. Man the RDF..

The iPhone was "dominating" the smartphone industry at first too.. Although I seem to remember, it never got above about second place.. Now it's been demoted to third, or is it fourth in sales. And all the iSuperior points are getting knocked over one by one. Soon all they will have is the claims of "user experience" and "polish". Both entirely subjective unquantifiable aspects.

iPads have been in the news for big sales over the last year. But are up to now uncontested in their category. So the smear must come in to boost the RDF. To at least prolong Apple "dominating" something other than their customers.

And the self congratulating "Nobody can make a tablet as good or as cheap as Apple" screeching point will be transitory at best.

So expect more references to Android being sued, Android breaking GPL, despite claims to the contrary from people who wrote the license, Android not being open, Android having cooties..

The whole article was basically one big fanboy PR exercise. Quite sad really.. Deep down they can see themselves back at 5% of the market like they are with PCs.

And who is Steve "h264 is open" Jobs to accuse anybody of stretching the definition of open source?... I'll take the word of techs over jumped up salesmen any day.

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No..

Open source is when the source code made available for inspection. Modification/distribution rights depend on the license. Unless you want to argue with The Steve, who claims that h264 is open because you can take a peek at the source (as far as I remember).

And unless you can point to a statement from Google saying they will not at any time open the code, it is currently "pending" source publication, not, as the article heading seems to imply, closed.

Microsoft+IE9: Holier than Apple open web convert?

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Microsoft are not stupid.

Having all of nothing is a pointless goal, which would happen if MS decided to keep their incompatible by design shenanigans up with their browser. Not much use being the defacto standard, if it is only among a minority.

A few years of standards compliance sounds pretty good. And hopefully, they will not recover the kind of market share that enabled the m to come close to breaking the internet.

Apple to sell 107m iPads in 2016

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Happy

Simple. They can't.

Like all Apple boosting stories, it's high on gushing, low on substance.

A second bumper year for iPad.. Perhaps. Personally, I'd say they have peaked already, if not, then this year.. But a third is doubtful. 4th.. Not very likely at all.

Meanwhile all the big and small makers will be chipping away steadily until it goes from Apple selling more tablets than everybody put together, to Apple selling more than any one maker(providing you only count the 9 inch ones in the same price bracket), to "well.. Apple is just one company, you can't really expect it to compete with all the dozens of other brands".. Until finally, we get the market cap argument again, assuming the share price is not down significantly by that time.

The curse of Jobs will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again. A year or two at best.. Five years.. Dream on..

Microsoft Kinect faster seller than iPad, says Guinness

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Happy

Nope..

Just providing the rope for them to tie themselves up in knots..

Have you seen the fanboy fury? I swear some of them are so furious they can hardly see to type.

If you want a dig at apple, just mention the Pown2Own contest, Apple first out again..

Google juices VP8 open source video codec

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Well..

Apparently MPEG-LA are under DOJ investigation for trying to stifle competition, so their patent request may backfire on them..

Smaller trolls.. Who knows.

Microsoft to Apple: 'Oh, yeah? Well, your font is too small'

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Nope.

Oh well.. If a blog scraper says it's true.. then it must be..

iTwit.

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True..

It seems to be happening more often these days.. Most disconcerting.

Apple.. true to form. Grandstanding and self entitled, with the fanboy hoards arguing all kinds of nonsense in support.

Amazon outlines Android bill of rights

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Perhaps...

Because they also reject the iTunes rental agreement too.

Sinclair ZX81: 30 years old

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Not quite.

Everybody has access to dozens of totally free well documented programming languages today. Free C compilers, Free Python, Java, C++, you name it. And a bunch of more off beat graphical programming languages. Not to mention pretty good game creation kits bundled with many games. If you go looking, one problem you will not have, is a shortage of options. There has never been such good resources for even a lone teenager to learn how to program.

Problem is.. We also have access to pretty much every program or game we could want. How many kids even think that writing a program might be possible? .. And lets be honest. A GUI based program is not going to be nearly as easy as bashing out a few lines of BASIC to get a black square to move across the screen. Unprecedented access, unprecedented availability of help, but the least motivation ever. Sad really.

Back when I had a ZX81, I had little choice but to type in programs. Not a lot available for the 1K machines. And as I had to save up for the cassette deck too, I spend the first month or more typing everything in if I wanted to use the program. No way you could avoid learning a little something in such an environment. And just about every kid with a ZX81 was also a dabbler in programming at the very least.

You wanted to do something with the computer back then, you paged through the stack of magazines you kept under the bed(Not that kind of magazine... ), and hoped someone wrote an article on how to do it, or you figured it out yourself.

Now.. If you want something, just type it into Google and you get a whole slew of pretty much any program for pretty much any OS..

About the only hope is for kids to get interested in cell phone app programming. But to be honest, even that is a long shot, and again, a temporary thing. Give it a few more years, and the simple cell phone apps will be as complex and demanding as the PC apps are today.

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Yes it did (kind of)

You had to put it in "fast mode" and the blanking of the screen was able to be kind of tuned to play musical notes.

Hungry boffins turn 3D printer into snack maker

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Sorry to do this..

sudo make me a sandwich >> LPT1

Oh come on.. Someone had to do it.

Ex-PM blocked Steve Jobs knighthood

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FAIL

Hmm

Now where have I heard that name recently...

Oh yes.. An article on one of the gadget blogs yesterday where he said he was thinking of moving back to England... Gizmodo I think..

And if that means quitting Apple.. So what. The guy has something like 130 million to his name. He never needs to lift a finger for the rest of his life.

After reading your comment, I think I understand why. Imagine a talented designer working for a company where every design decision is credited to an arrogant picky salesman with poor dress sense, and nobody is allowed to give constructive criticism without getting jumped on by a whole shrill of fanboys. Must be frustrating, when your next great design doesn't fit in with the company image, so it can't be explored.

Perhaps he got sick of shiny minimalist crap and wants to design something cool.

Now you know what you have to do.. If he leaves Apple, he is a heretic. Must be shunned. So the designs he has already done can't possibly be his, and he is stealing the credit from the real design genius.. The Steve.

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