* Posts by John Bailey

811 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Jun 2007

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Microsoft: Office 2013 license is for just one PC, FOREVER

John Bailey
Angel

Re: Does

Nope.. I'm afraid its just you. I suggest you bring your own lube. Supple Steve is a bit forgetful these days.

Mine's the one with the the Fedora 18 install disk on the pocket.

Spotted: Android 4.2.2 update for Google Nexus devices

John Bailey

They have their uses. But agreed.. despite the fanboy howls, a tablet is no replacement for a proper computer. And if you don't do stuff that tablets excel at, then what use are they to you.

Linux Foundation ships UEFI Secure Boot workaround

John Bailey
Boffin

"I'm pretty sure these are the sorts of OEMs who would rather not receive loads of support issues from Linux newbies complaining about XYZ not working."

To which the tech support Muppet replies..

"I'm sorry sir, we only support the originally installed OS on your machine". End of call. No further action necessary. Problem solved.

"The whole "designed for Windows" sticker regime seems to suggest that is their thinking."

Is that like Vista capable?

Ten 3D printers for this year's modellers

John Bailey
Angel

Re: Fantastic

"Now - how do I convince my finance director (wife) that this is an essential house purchase? :-)"

Option 1. Find something she is interested in, and tell her how you can print them for her.

Option 2. Go to one of the printing services and get her a little personalised printed thing.

Option 3. Count her shoes, and promise to never count them again, in return for permission to get a printer "for the family"..

We're not making this up: Apple trademarks the SHOP

John Bailey

Re: Prior art ?

Two lines of devotional spots, an aisle down the middle.. All they need is a pulpit and an altar. And an organ at the back.

Hey.. they could call the staff area the vestry...

Dead Steve Jobs tried to KILL Ashton Kutcher from beyond the grave

John Bailey

Well.. A sudden diet change can lead to a bit of a gippy tummy. Perhaps that was the terrible ordeal he had to expereince. Although constipation could explain a lot about Jobs.

The Spherical Cow lands, spits out Anaconda

John Bailey
Black Helicopters

Re: What did I just read? @Irongut

Not easier.

More proactive. Which is what open source is all about.

It's like the people who buy locked down Amazon tablets because they think they are getting a fantastic deal with a lower price subsidised tab and the ability to hack a proper version of Android on it.

Not understanding that what they are really doing, is encouraging the sales of locked down company owned gear that will keep getting harder to hack as the years go by. When they could pay a few quid more for an ordinary tablet, or get one a few months later, and have the same power, but with an untarnished OS, and a wallet vote for user access..

It's about making choices. Not about making the easy choice.

Canonical is trying to monetise Ubuntu.. Not a problem. I wish them all the luck in the world. I really honestly have nothing against Ubuntu.

Canonical is trying to isolate Ubuntu users.. Problem.

Different desktop.. Slightly different file structure. Soon, more and more paid software that will be non transferable across OSs..

The question to ask yourself is..

Are you the frog that has noticed the funny metal puddle getting a little too toasty, or are you the one holding onto that frog's leg, because it isn't that hot yet.

Personally, I've had more than enough lockin products. So I go out of my way to avoid them these days.

PR people 'put duty to the public ahead of employers' interests'

John Bailey
Angel

Re: PR

No..

But there is no guilt, so less need for counselling once one gets rescued.

John Bailey
Go

Re: Journal of Mass Media Ethics

With 100% advertising for other publications. And a huge pile of those little slips of paper that fall out of American magazines.

Here we go again: New NHS patient database plan sets off alarm bells

John Bailey
Happy

Re: Rhyming slang

No.. Nominative determinism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

Merde! Paris Apple Store in €1m armed raid on New Year's Eve

John Bailey
Coat

Re: Further details emerge:

Gasp..

You mean it could have been a criminal genius?

The amazing magical LED: Has it really been fifty years already?

John Bailey
FAIL

Re: ...and they last for XXX years...

CFLs regularly last years for me. But then I have a nice stable power supply, and they tend to be on or off for long periods. Constant switching tends to be not so good for them, and obviously they do not react well to dimming.

My kitchen fluorescent tubes have lasted 5+ years each.

I have 3 incandescent bulbs left in my home. All in places where they will be on for minutes tops.

So the companies that cut their throats by selling long lasting light sources seem to be quite common.

John Bailey

Re: Bored of Blue LED now!

Anything with blue LEDs is by definition cool. You obviously just need more of them.

iPhone tops US market, but trounced by Android in world+dog

John Bailey
Happy

Re: US vs other countries

"My theory is people who actively choose a smartphone mostly choose iPhone"

And mine is that iFanboys are desperately grasping at straws as Apple inevitably head back to niche status.

Never mind sweetie.. Just say that market share is meaningless. And tell us again about Apple's market cap..

Dead Steve Jobs' mega yacht seized by testy Philippe Starck

John Bailey

Re: Always have contracts

No.. More likely, Jobs would demand full payment, and then claim he left him the boat too, but forgot to put it in his will.

Apple TV demand may drive Samsung-sapping sales

John Bailey
Facepalm

Not quite.

11% of survey respondents said they were interested in doing some missionary work to the stats.

Apple fanboys, when presented with an Apple product will talk it up no end. Despite having absolutely no use what so ever for it.

It mentioned an Apple something, so maximum positive response hat on.

It has to be a bargain. A thing of this amazing quality for this price.. Only twice what one would normally pay for a standalone unit as a plug in module that kind of works on an iThingy.

I saw people who had only the vaguest idea what an oscilloscope is, defend an over priced USB scope that was so low sensitivity, that it was near useless, trying desperately to compare it with several grand state of the art units that practically serve pizza to the user while they are working.

I actually saw them trying to use the stock "but this is an <insert thing> for ordinary people, not geeks". canned response. FOR AN OSCILLOSCOPE!!!

Littlest pirate’s Winnie-the-Pooh laptop on the way home

John Bailey

Re: Just goes to show

Well.. Except she didn't do either. Did she.

Failed to download the song.

Did not pay the demanded extortion. Her dad paid half of it. And I seem to remember, they ended up buying the song before being accused of piracy.

And please.. No "poor starving artists" bull. The artist was apparently not pleased about this either. The copyright enforcement group apparently enforced the fine against their wishes.

Piracy is not killing the media industry. Profit driven manufactured "artists" are.

Microsoft halves Surface RT production orders - report

John Bailey
FAIL

Re: I will have to revise my numbers as well.

Nope.. Just realists. Sorry to inform you .. Any criticism can not be countered with an accusation of fanboys or haters. Some things are just crap.

Windows tablets offer very very little that other already established tablet OSs don't.

Name three things that a Surface can do that an Android or an iPad tablet can not (excluding the obvious "run Windows", or "run Windows store apps"). Important things. Not corner cases that might sell a few units to a couple of corporate buyers who have just been bought an expensive lunch.

The ARM one does not run x86 software. the Intel one will, but with a touch interface, low power, low storage, and a smaller screen than one is used to.

Android undercuts them. Apple out poses them. What market do they have left exactly for a not particularly practical device that is quite expensive?

Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

John Bailey
Facepalm

Re: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

No it isn't.

Theft is still the act of taking something without the owner's permission with the INTENT to PERMANENTLY DEPRIVE them of the benefits of the item. Intent is a vital part of criminal law. Intent is the difference between negligence, manslaughter, and murder.

Copyright infringment is not theft. Nor a criminal offence for that matter. Still wrong, but still not theft, no matter how blue your face gets, and how many times you say it.

Infringement is what is being discussed here. So please skip the emotional daily mail crap. It isn't the law's fault infringement is not as emotive a word as stealing.

And actually, you are accidentally correct. According to UK law at least, you described taking and driving away. Not theft of a car. Because the intent to deprive is next to impossible to prove.

Take a car, and bring it back, not theft. Not legal either, so you will still be up in front of the beak, but not for theft.

At last, a bionic arm that passes the Beer, Egg and Looks Cool tests

John Bailey
Happy

Re: Good stuff.

Well done him. And I'll bet he had to argue with his fitter to have the cosmetic covering left off. It's a problem we amputees face every time we get a new limb made. Prosthetics companies are so fixated on emulating the organic, they can't really comprehend the concept of us being quite happy to appear a bit robotic, or surreal.

Seriously though. Given a choice between say a carbon fibre shell, and mannequin pink plastic, which finish would you prefer on a prosthetic limb.

Naughty-step Apple buries court-ordered apology with JavaScript

John Bailey
Facepalm

Re: Stupid, stupid move.

"Do you think Google would be any better? of course not. They're being investigated for monopoly abuse."

Actually.. Yes.

In the past, when they have been found to be in the wrong, unlike Microsoft with it's epic EU case, or Apple with it's various hissy fits, Google actually obeys the court, and stops doing what ever it was caught doing. And doesn't spend the next few years in endless appeals.

They are being investigated for anti competitive behaviour.. Key word being "INVESTIGATED". Not have been found guilty.

Someone made a complaint, the competition commission and others are charged with deciding if there is any merit tot he accusation. And if sufficient misconduct is found.. then they will be taken to task over it. If not, case never brought.

Fans' loyalty questioned as iPhone popularity plummets

John Bailey
Happy

Re: But...

Yep.. Pretty much SOP.

Funny how the county court paperwork showing up makes people very reasonable all of a sudden.

Microsoft's 'official' Windows 8 Survival Guide leaks

John Bailey

Re: Windows 8 promises to be a disaster in offices.

Then for a small consideration, I'll set fire to your office.

Disney buys Lucasfilm, new Star Wars trilogy planned

John Bailey

Re: How long before

You forgot the singing.

Every cast member will burst into song at key moments Later released as a limited edition CD every 7 years.

Apple unveils iPad mini, upgrades its big brother

John Bailey
Happy

Re: FFS - Does anyone know how to do math?

Shh.. Someone will explain laps to him in a minute.

Apple loses UK 'Samsung copied us' appeal: Must publicly GROVEL

John Bailey
Facepalm

Re: Colour

Charge then with contempt of court, and extract penalties directly from their bank accounts.

Stop them selling magical products until they stop mucking about.

Close down the Apple stores.

You seem to imagine that courts are somehow powerless. American?

Windows 8 and the ‘Dad test’ stunts

John Bailey
Facepalm

And another vote for the "wat the hell you smokin" award.

Punter buys a shiny new PC from PC World.

Brings it home, unpacks it. Plugs everything in, bangs head on table, swears, turns it on, plugs the power cord in, and remembers the monitor cable this time, and turns it on again.

Sits down at the table, and answers any questions as best they can. Usually a software serial number at most.

Then they are ON THEIR OWN..

The smart thing would indeed be to get a mate who knows a bit to give them a quick run through, but this does not actually happen. People don't want to appear stupid, so they make guesses. They do NOT ask questions. That's cheating. And people you ask use computer talk anyway, so what is the point.

Updates.. Stop annoying me. And amazingly, these will be turned off. Especially if it reboots while said punter pops to the kitchen to make a cuppa, and comes back to a login screen. Irritation is a great way to get something done, and a nagging PC will always be reconfigured to stop it nagging. EVER.

Firewall.. interferes with P2P.. Outa here.

Virus scanner.. It's free innit.. Keeps screeching about a 3 month demo, but the little picture is right there in the corner.

And now.. "To the internet!!" not for tutorials, but to download software, to surf porn sites, to watch Youtube and update your facebook page to "new computer set up and pretty damn fast so far".. Yes.. I suppose I'd better click ok for this virus scan what popped up out of nowhere.. See.. Told you the demo one worked just fine.

This is reality. When faced with a warning box, they look for the OK button, because if you don't read the writing, anything that happens is not your fault. Common sense.. I didn't see nothin, I didn't do nothin, I wasn't even there. Amazing how grown men and women regress to 8 years old when faced twit a tech problem.

And in six months or so, when it takes a half hour to boot, they will take it to a mate, or take it to a shop, and get it drenched in digital pesticide, so it's good for another six months of abuse.

Defragging.. HAH..

Malware avoidance.. You gotta be kidding me.

Reading, or following a tutorial.. BWHAAAAAA!! If they know which version of Windows they have it's a miracle.

This is the real world.. Not the Reg offices, where everybody has been using computers all their lives, and have picked up a thing or two on the way.

And no. Outside computing hobbyists(who can and do figure out how to operate an new OS properly by themselves), people do not read computer magazines. Any more than computer shopper publishes articles from Plumbing today monthly.

Ever wonder why people like web based email so much? Oh.. you thought it was because you could access it from anywhere..

No..

They like it, because all they have to do is put in a user name and password and it's up and running.

The only unrealistic thing that is in those "Dad uses new Windows" videos is the lack of swearing and shouting, and blaming the kids for mucking the computer up.

Barnes & Noble Nook Simple Touch with Glowlight e-reader review

John Bailey

Re: "Press harder"

Not sure about all. I think a few of this year's models use capacitive touch.

My Kobo uses the beam method too, and it does work quite well. There is a knack to getting some buttons to work though, but after a while, it becomes unnoticeable.

China's tech elite crack Forbes' Rich List

John Bailey
Thumb Up

butbutbut..

Are they not all working for slave wages at Foxconn then???

How is one supposed to maintain a perfectly good xenophobic myth when things like Chinese people getting rich make the press?

I mean.. Next we'll be hearing about people working outside the computer and electronics industry.. Chefs, builders, engineers..

Can't somebody please think of the protectionists, the racists, the free market capitalists, who liked globalisation much better when they were the main beneficiaries.

Mine's the one soaked in sarcasm..

Swiss photographer sues Apple for pilfering her eyeball

John Bailey
Facepalm

Re: so...

"The snapper here should probably have sued the library but hey it's Apple (or rather their Ad Agency) who has used it so lets sue Apple and get some free publicity."

No..

The snapper should sue the GUILTY party. The ones who did something wrong.

The objective here is to get the artist fairly compensated for their work. Compensation paid by the person or organisation that used the image without permission. Not to find an arrangement of references, anecdotes of limited relevance, and omission of fact that make Apple look like the injured party.

Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo

John Bailey

Re: It's a sad day for religion

How about we hurl the lawyers at the zealots?

Hurl fast enough, and two problems solved.

John Bailey
Thumb Up

Yep. For as long as you allow them to.

Massive strike at Foxconn's iPhone 5 factory

John Bailey

Re: detail work at sub-millimeter accuracy

Yes.

And for the really tricky stuff.. The electronics, Pick and place machines are used. They have to be. The parts are so small, it is physically impossible for a human to hand solder them these days. Big robotic electronics assembly machines.

Imagine trying to solder a resistor that is abotu half a mm long on a near microscopic solder pad. Not possible for human eyes to even see the things unaided. Much less to manipulate the hot end of a soldering iron finely enough to do the job.

The workers are there for the stuff that is too non uniform for a machine to do the job. Assembling the PCB into the casing, plugging the ribbon connectors into sockets, gluing down the front and spitting on it before packing.

Robots are good at unchanging repetitive movements. But humans still out perform them in situations where putting part A into part B and then plugging part C into another part at a funny angle comes into play.

Sounds to me like Apple have made a difficult to assemble product, and now also expect workers to work faster with more delicate components.

Does not bode well for the fruity ones.

Apple: Blue-shirts can fix iOS Maps in their spare time

John Bailey
Happy

Perhaps they need to go old school.. Both hands and a flashlight app.

Better pay your taxes: The world's NOT going to end this year

John Bailey

Re: Hmm

Nobody predicts the Spanish invasion..

JK Rowling's adult novel arrives on ebook full of FAIL

John Bailey

Re: ITunes/iBook edition not affected?

Don't joke.. That happened to me once. I had to being it back to the shop, because I couldn't find a charging cable to fit it. Who knew they came pre charged.

Canonical bungs kill switch onto Ubuntu's Amazon 'adware'

John Bailey

More like a case of "Oh crap.. Busted.."

Remember Microsoft's threat to make even full retail Windows installs tied to one machine? Or the threat to remove functionality on the free .NET IDE? And I'm sure more little dodges I can't remember.

Canonical got hit with the pissed off user stick, and is now back pedalling. Nothing new. They will keep trying this until they find an arrangement that is not too annoying, and claim they listen to users.

Fedora tried to make the hardware report a compulsory thing a few years ago, but hastily reconsidered when users voiced their objection. .

People don't like being messed around, and in Linux, there are plenty more distros to choose from, and it is not difficult to switch. .

Kiwi cops forgot Kim Dotcom's visa

John Bailey

Actually.. The real story is about a petty crook being "taken down" with an operation that would not have been out of place if mounted against a known dangerous well armed drug gang.

The guy was implicated in piracy. Not the "Arr Jim lad" type of piracy, but the "Oh noes.. someone is watching our stuff without paying" type of piracy.

Not a criminal offence. Not one in which violence can be expected.

One representative of the court sending one summons to appear in court to answer the charges.. Job done.

And while we are talking about greasing palms here.. How the hell does a copyright infringement case merit armed law enforcement and dawn raids by HELICOPTER!!!

Mine's the one with the big jar of Swarfega in the pocket.

Eric Schmidt: Ha ha, NO Google maps app for iPhone 5

John Bailey

Re: iTards can all get lost

Well.. now there really is an app for that.

Who queues for an iPhone 5? Protesters, hipsters and the jobless

John Bailey
Happy

Re: Lightweights!

"I queued outside my own house for 5 months waiting for my Raspberry Pi to arrive. I didn't get free coffee off any journalists and my neighbours said I was a fucking idiot.

I showed them though."

You ordered from RS didn't you.

Fans rap Apple's 'crap' Map app

John Bailey

Re: Public transport?

Yes.. But usually their mother needs it to drop their big sister off for soccer practice after school.

Windows 8: Never mind Office, it's for GAMING

John Bailey

Re: @Sutekh: GFWL

Yep.. we know.

Win8 tablets may cost MORE than iPads – AND LAPTOPS

John Bailey

Re: All Together Now, 1, 2, 3.......

Well.. not so much bashing, as pointing and laughing.

Come on.. It's funny. Take a good look at what MS have created. An expensive white elephant. All it needs if for Uncle Fester to come on stage and get excited abotu squirting apps to each other.

John Bailey

Re: Three Nexus 7's

No... Surely dozens..

Just think.. Instant exclusivity.. Take that Apple..

Apple 'hasn't really run out of iPhone 5s AT ALL'

John Bailey

Re: "Mine's the one with the funny looking phone I found in the pub last week"

God point.. I'd better hide if after I see who is at the door.

John Bailey
Paris Hilton

Re: Is this supposed to be humorous?

"It's certainly not accurate. Is it even news-worthy?"

And how would you know?

"I'm not fanboi, "

And I'm not a racist.

I however, am not following my statement with some drivel that contradicts the prior statement quite conclusively.

It's a bit if fun. Humour. A reaction to the ever present fanboy hoard who are seizing on every little sound bite and broadcasting the "truth" to the world. I saw on a gadget blog a little while ago, AT&T is claiming that they have more pre orders than they had for the last iPhone.

Number.. Sorry.. Can't say.

Time period? Nope.

Area of calculation.. Classified.

So in other words.. meaningless.

Unless one is a fanboy, in which case, it is clear proof that the fifth coming is even more shiny and magical and positively dripping in unicorn emissions.

This story.. Funny, baiting the fanboys, and actually.. quite plausible. Some of the stuff I've seen reported from the rallies is similar in factual content to a BNP manifesto. So being economical with supply for pre orders deliberately is not in the least unbelievable.

Mine's the one with the funny looking phone I found in the pub last week.

Cash-strapped Sharp puts HQ, factories in hock

John Bailey
Gimp

But nobody needs..

Working displays on a smartphone.

I can hear the frantic penning of the standardised excuses as cookie throws another bucket of kittens into the RDF generator.

You're obviously looking at it wrong.

Black is a colour too.

All displays have dead pixels and banding, and what ever else the new displays have problems with.

It's all Samsung's fault.

Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

John Bailey
Gimp

Re: Customer satisfaction......

Apparently most of those that rant about Android don't own or have never owned an Android.

Now that's telling.....

Why the Apple-Samsung verdict is good for you, your kids and tech

John Bailey
Happy

Re: patents = profits

You do on the American one. I saw some guy trying to market his revolutionary paper cups, and the toilet buddy. A pipe with a funnel to avoid bathroom aiming mishaps.

Come to think of it.. I think it was all 94%ers.

Ten movies inspired by video games

John Bailey

Re: No Dead or Alive?

<blush> I have.

Trust me. The only thing worth watching is Holly Valance.

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