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10723 posts • joined 12 Feb 2011

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mark the life of Slack for Windows Phone

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Re: Surface Phone? How many attempts is this?

They still haven't realized that compatibility between a person's phone and their PC is pretty much irrelevant, so they keep hoping they can make a Windows Phone that will leverage their near monopoly in operating systems.

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Google says Pixel 2's narcoleptic display is being fixed in June update

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Re: So... where are all the class action lawsuits?

Fewer customers and less news coverage means most people who have this problem probably feel like they're the only ones.

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Pwned with '4 lines of code': Researchers warn SCADA systems are still hopelessly insecure

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Automotive security

The owners of cars make it even worse. Next time you are a bored passenger in a car in heavy traffic, pull out your phone and scan for Bluetooth stuff in the area. Won't take long before you find a car with a Bluetooth ODB II module left plugged in. Hands up anyone who thinks Bluetooth is secure, and wouldn't mind driving a car that gives strangers access to their ECM while driving.

It would be nice if they'd warn you on the package to only connect it for diagnosis, but one of their marketing points is that you can get access to all sorts of data while driving. They just don't tell you the dangers of leaving it plugged in given that Bluetooth security is far from perfect. Or at least there was no such warning on the one I have, which is wifi (for some reason iOS doesn't work well with the Bluetooth ones) And of course while we all like to think wifi is secure, there's a reason we're now waiting for WPA 3 to appear, but even if I had one that was WPA 3 when that standard is finished I wouldn't think it is worth it to leave that plugged in and possibly trust my life to WPA 3 security!

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Re: SCADA systems running windows

So fairly secure, then?

Pretty sure a DOS 3.0 PC has never been successfully attacked over the internet, so you could make the argument it is better than any of the other OSes (Win98, XP, 7, 10, Linux, OpenVMS) mentioned in this thread in that respect...

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Former FBI boss Comey used private email for official business – DoJ

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Re: "So Hillary was suppose to know what she was doing was wrong but not James Comey?"

Eh, there's no vindication when you do something wrong and someone else is doing the same wrong thing. Though it might have been an argument against prosecution had she been prosecuted (the "everyone in government is doing it, why am I alone taking the fall" argument)

She was doing it to avoid leaving a paper trail because she knew she was going to run for president and didn't want a bunch of investigations dogging her. Ironic, isn't it, that instead of having a few congressional committees getting hold of her work emails and finding nothing of note, instead ALL her emails both work and personal were released the world, and the main thing of note found was her improper use of private email! If she'd done the right thing, she most likely would be president.

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Re: "So Hillary was suppose to know what she was doing was wrong but not James Comey?"

The funny thing is that he offered a weak excuse, which reminded me of the weak excuse Hillary offered. Her excuse wasn't good enough to stop him from berating her before saying the FBI wasn't going to charge her, but apparently his excuse was good enough to keep using GMail.

Its the same "I know better than anyone else" attitude that let him overrule established DOJ guidelines and precedents by making public details of Hillary's email case while it was under investigation, berating her when he announced it was closed, announcing it was reopened a week before the vote, while not making details of Trump's already-ongoing Russian collusion investigation public.

Those DOJ rules exist to take the decision making of an individual out of it, so everyone is treated equally. Had both investigations been made public, or both remained secret, at least the treatment would have been even handed. But his "I know better" policy prevented even that. And yet there are still some republicans who claim Comey favored Hillary!

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Re: timesheets!

"Sorry, I always expect to work a full day Friday but then I wake up and realize I don't feel like going to work like I expected to"

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Apple will throw forensics cops off the iPhone Lightning port every hour

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Yep, it got easier and easier as technology continued to progress. I downloaded a DJ app for my iPhone a while back intending to fool around and see what it can do but never got around to it. Maybe this weekend I'll check it out now that its top of mind again.

The ironic thing is that while I correctly assessed that being a skilled DJ would matter much less when computers could do the job for you, I totally missed that a small number of DJs would be able to make millions of dollars a year in the future. Not that it would have helped me had I chosen that as a career path - it isn't about skill it is about star power. Unless Paris Hilton really is such an amazing DJ that she's worth $300,000 for a night's work!

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Re: Instant lockout

That would make it kind of hard to connect to a computer, since the phone is going to go to sleep (and lock) after a minute or two.

The one hour delay isn't a problem because it starts from the time you last unlocked your phone with a password. It has been at least a couple days since I last unlocked my X (supposedly you need to unlock with a password every 48 hours to re-enable Touch ID / Face ID, but I find it sometimes goes longer so I'm not sure exactly how this works)

That means if the FBI broke down my door right now, and grabbed it out of my hands just after I had picked up my phone and unlocked it with my face, even if they had a Cellbrite machine with them and plugged it in immediately it wouldn't work. They'd have to get lucky and raid me within an hour of the time I last typed in the password, and then only have the remaining part of that hour left. i.e. I unlocked it with a password 45 minutes ago, they have 15 minutes to try to brute force my password. And good luck to them, because it is a password not a passcode so the Cellbrite won't work for them anyway!

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Ah well I knew the days of being good with the turntables were numbered when a friend who ran a mobile DJ company showed me his latest toy - a Numark board that had two CD players with pitch control and a "mix" button. It was only a matter of time before the million monkeys took over all but the priciest venues because few patrons can tell a live performance from a computerized or pre-staged one - they might notice a blown mix but 1) not realize it means the DJ is performing live and 2) prefer the "perfect" pre-staged one anyway.

I never liked re-using the same mixes very often unless they were really something, so I was always doing something different. I'd make cassette recordings for people for $20 for whatever I happened to play during that 90 minutes. It was always fun to listen to the next day, since I was usually so drunk by the time things got really hopping I couldn't remember what I'd played. I learned some of my favorite mix combinations listening to what I'd drunkenly come up with the night before :)

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Yes, but those using the classic SL1200s (ah, I remember them well from my club DJ days...) will have time coded 12" 45 rpm records for when they want to use a digital source, whether that's off an iDevice, computer, or what have you. Very very few DJs are still 100% analog.

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Re: Aiding and Abetting

Let me guess, you're one of those "if you have nothing to hide" idiots who has no problem giving away your freedom if it makes you a little less fearful of all the Bad Guys you're scared are out to get you?

Not sure why this change would be "aiding and abetting terrorists" but making iMessage use encryption or allowing people to put a password on their GMail account isn't - those also make the FBI's job more difficult...

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Lightning isn't USB

It can act as USB, but it can also act as Lightning. That is, disabling the USB functionality doesn't have to disable the Lightning functionality, so any sort of digital audio Lightning connection wouldn't be impacted by this change.

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Re: Just wondering

You don't have to turn on the 'nuclear' option, just use a password instead of a passcode. They wouldn't even try to brute force that, it would take forever.

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Re: Just wondering

It isn't clear how Cellbrite et al's PIN finder works, though presumably Apple got their hands on one at some point so you would think they should have been able to fix whatever they were doing to brute force the passcodes.

This fix is more elegant though, since 99% of the time you haven't entered your password within the last hour even if the cops get your phone while it is unlocked (or force to finger/face unlock it) the USB port will be disabled.

I have to think that the FBI is going to have a hissy fit about this - but they're going to play it coy and wait for a headline terrorist incident or school shooting investigation that is hampered by this before they do to try again to get the public on their side like they failed to do with San Bernadino.

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Swiss cops will 'tolerate' World Cup rabble-rousers – for 60 minutes

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Re: No baths at night?

Anyone who does that will find the deposits created by urine "mellowing" overnight require occasional muriatic acid soaking to clean the U-bend - otherwise the porcelain becomes less smooth and the brown things don't always flush down so well.

Been there, done that, not worth it. Besides, if you have a female in the house they'll overrule "letting it mellow" anyway :)

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No baths at night?

What about flushing the toilet, that's much noisier than draining a tub.

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Re: 'Rugby is not followed much in Switzerland'

Everyone has barking dogs 24/7 and 5 am parties are common

If the dogs are all barking 24/7, I'm pretty sure they're getting into the "party favors" of those 5am ragers!

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BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great

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Re: Human deviousness

The downvotes are probably because you admitted you actually aren't destroying anything - BOFH articles attract a certain type, after all!

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Re: Cheers, Simon!

I wonder if you lie as much as certain people do, whether you can actually enter the death zone like on Everest. One can only hope!

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Meet the Frenchman masterminding a Google-free Android

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Ahem

Personally I find Location Tracking really useful, but then I have nothing to hide...

-- Anonymous Coward

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Re: Google might drop Android anyway.

The lack of "European tech" may or may not be a problem for you, but the lack of Linux drivers for Fuchsia phones will be.

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Re: Banks

You want to detect rooting because like it or not malware is a lot more likely to be found on a rooted Android phone, since it is easier to install dodgy stuff on it. Just because YOU may be smart about what you install on a rooted phone doesn't mean that's generally true. A lot of people do it to avoid paying for stuff, and it is only a matter of time before those people have some nasty stuff on their phone.

A keylogger is a pretty good way of stealing someone's banking password, and even if the bank uses two factor authentication it is most likely phone, text or email based which are all easy to overcome if you p0wned someone's phone. If your bank offers a separate token then I suppose it wouldn't matter what crap is running on your phone but not many banks do.

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Re: It's simple: open STANDARDS

That's why you need some big company to decide it wants to leave Google behind, and see the value in selling phones without Google (and resisting their own urge to replace Google's data collection with their own)

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Re: Good luck

Why would you need to turn to "comparatively small manufacturers"? The large majority of phones sold in China are Google free, just look at one of the big brands there like Xiaomi or Oppo.

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Looking forward to one day seeing EELO iPhone as well

Did you really mean to type that? What would be the point of an iPhone running completely different software? OK the hardware is better than Android alternatives in some ways (chiefly CPU performance, and the odd feature that Apple does first like 3D face scanning) but comes up short in others so I don't know why it would be worth doing this - and I say that as an iPhone owner for nine years now.

Not that it matters, there is no open source driver for Apple's proprietary GPU (among other things) nor any documentation from which someone could write it - and it would be a moving target every year! That's just one of a half dozen intractable issues I see blocking this idea.

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Ex-Rolls-Royce engineer nicked on suspicion of giving F-35 info to China

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Re: 1st Gen Swarm Tech?

Making fully autonomous drones in a decade is easily doable - we will almost certainly have self driving cars by then and driving on windy obstacle covered roads where you can't hit anything is a far more complex problem than flying in a wide open airspace where you're TRYING to hit stuff.

The US just isn't putting any real money into that because the retired flyboys in the Pentagon know the day that arrives it will be the end of the fighter jock and the Air Force will be run by the computer geeks. China's government doesn't care about the egos of the pilots, so they'll get there first.

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Re: Who designs these things?

The design is done by engineers and people in combat, but then the generals get their say and have a kitchen sink full of features they want to add that they remember hearing about in some blue sky think tank briefing about future combat technologies, and then the politicians get their say and divide up the work so there's some pork in almost every one of the 435 congressional districts in the US (the pork in my district is the design of the avionics and those fancy helmets)

That's how you stop people from worrying about how big the defense budget is, and how expensive weapons systems are - they can't speak out against the F35 or their opponent will blame them for trying to kill local jobs. In a way it would be better for the US if none of our military gear was built here - then we'd be spending money overseas and politicians will be a lot more careful about how much was spent!

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Re: 1st Gen Swarm Tech?

This is why I think that China getting the F35 technology is a non-issue, they probably aren't going to build STOVL aircraft. They're going to do what the US should do and build cheap unmanned combat drones that will obsolete manned fighters within a decade (Iong before F35 is done)

Without a pilot to keep alive they can be very cheap. They don't need weapons if they kill kinetically, though I suppose a 50 cal gun probably wouldn't be a terrible idea to harass ground targets. They don't need supersonic flight, just stick a solid rocket booster up their ass they can light up when they go for the kinetic kill.

China will beat the west to drone swarms because the US Air Force is run by former pilots and they don't want to see unmanned aircraft succeed. They're like the old cavalry guys who stood in the way of tanks as long as they could. Just like they had to see enemy tanks in action to admit they were the future, so will the US need to send manned fighters into combat against a swarm of 1000 drones that cost a fraction of what a fighter group did to see the writing on the wall.

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The eyes have it: 'DeepFakes' bogus AI-meddled videos outed by unblinking gaze

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Re: Repudiating democratic norms

You could repudiate democratic norms while not blinking, so you have deniability later that you didn't really say it and call "fake news" on the media for reporting on it. Double win!

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Keep your hands on the f*cking wheel! New Tesla update like being taught to drive by your dad

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30 seconds is still WAY too long

A car will travel a kilometer at highway speeds during those 30 seconds. I see no reason not to warn people after 2-3 seconds if they take both their hands off the wheel - exactly why should people be doing so at all when they're SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING?!

The only reason Tesla drivers want to be able to take their hands off the wheel for that long or longer is because they're doing something which ALSO distracts them from watching what's going on, like sending a text message, reading the next email on their laptop, or using one hand to load another video on pornhub.

Maybe cops need to pull up alongside Teslas and if they see drivers without hands on the wheel for more than a few seconds, pull them over and write them a big fat ticket. Might be the only way to get through to the morons before their poorly designed autopilot that can't reliably see stationary objects directly in the front of the car kills someone.

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Thought the AT&T Time-Warner tie-up was scary? Comcast says 'hold my beer'

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Re: This shouldn't be approved

But there was no advantage to NBC and RCA being in the same company, it would be impossible for them to shut out other radio makers from NBC programming or to make NBC content cheaper when listened to on RCA radios. Not so with Comcast/Disney, the vertical integration has a lot of potential negative consequences - only the government could stop them from e.g. ESPN exclusives on Comcast alone.

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This shouldn't be approved

Because Comcast's purchase of NBC Universal was allowed, it could be argued that AT&T's purchase of Time Warner couldn't be rejected. After all, it was basically the same thing - a cable/satellite provider purchasing a content company.

If this purchase goes through Comcast will own TWO major content companies, which would of course allow AT&T to try to purchase more. Kind of surprised Dish or Spectrum haven't been sniffing around Disney trying to get bought and create a third vertical competitor.

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AI built to track you through walls because, er, Parkinsons?

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Re: Wrong type of wall

The nice thing about 2'6" interior walls is that when you renovate you can greatly enlarge your interior space :)

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Re: Wrong type of wall

Talking about reflections and stuff it is clear they are talking about doing this from INSIDE a structure, so meter thick stone walls on the outside of a building aren't a problem - I assume few buildings have those on the inside?

Doing this from the outside would a problem even for modern construction, since in the US except for cheapest possible construction that ignores efficiency it means reflective foil wrap on the entire envelope of walls and roof except for windows and doors - and the windows are likely low-e glass with a metal layer, and most doors these days are foam filled steel. And people wonder why they get such terrible cellular reception in their new house when its 5 bars in their backyard...

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If you're gonna wait, why not wait a year?

I'm sure the software will be even better then! If a company thinks a product is finished enough to release it to reviewers, they can't complain if reviews are poor because they shipped a broken product planning to "fix it later". What incentive is there for a company to actually fix things before shipment if reviewers give them a pass when they ship something that's not ready?

Would El Reg be as charitable if Apple released new iPhones this September with a glaring software bug that affected their usability and decide "well we'll review it in October after they've had a chance to fix it"

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Trump's ZTE deal challenged by Senate

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Re: Where is Big John? Where is Bom.Bob?

I'm not sure but I doubt they were big Trump supporters until he became their party's leader. When he goes strongly against the grain of republican orthodoxy by supporting China in this case or more generally in his more protectionist mode threatening tariffs on everything, you don't seem to see them defending him on that stuff. They're conservatives, not Trumpists.

Note that they scream the loudest for standard conservative principles that any republican president would be supporting, whether he was named Trump, Bush, or Pence. They defend strongly against the Russian collusion story not because Trump denies it but because Fox News denies it.

If Mueller releases evidence and Fox was to change their tune (Murdoch is good at knowing which way the wind is blowing, so this isn't as impossible as you think) I wouldn't be surprised to see them cease in their defense of him. They'll be talking about how it won't matter, because Pence wasn't involved (which he probably wasn't, though I imagine he knew a few things and looked the other way)

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Intel confirms it’ll release GPUs in 2020

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Re: Beat them on packaging?

Intel's biggest problem will be delivering drivers that don't suck, something they've had a lot of problems doing in the graphics world even at lower performance levels. They can make the best GPU hardware there is but if the drivers don't work people won't buy them.

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Kepler finds three Earth-sized exoplanets, but they're too hot to handle

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Too hot for us

But not necessarily too hot for life. I wasn't aware the Kepler was searching for future homes for humans...

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Australia, Solomon Islands to ink Huawei-free cable contract today

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Re: The third funder for the cable.

but I sure as shit do not like their form of government

Why, because you still think they're communist or because you've realized they're actually a corporatocracy, just like Russia?

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Facebook tells users to report crappy customer service from advertisers

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Will this work for politicians?

They'll never get higher than about a two star rating out of five - and that's if their party fully supports them. So ideally we should stop seeing political ads if we rate all our politicians with one star!

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That was quick: Seattle rushes to kill tax that would mildly inconvenience Amazon

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Re: "overturn its earlier decision"

Or perhaps more likely Amazon threatened to leave if the plan was implemented.

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Tesla undecimates its workforce but Elon insists everything's absolutely fine

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Re: Unfortunately necessary

EVs are obviously more attractive in European countries where petrol costs FAR more than it does in the US. While electricity generally costs more there as well, its cost is generally more stable and bounded by the cost of renewable generated electricity.

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Trump kept ZTE alive as ‘personal favour’ to Chinese president Xi

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Re: @DougS ... "... thought his real family were from Raxacoricofallapatorius"

Russia will be a bigger winner - Putin is counting the days to when Trump pulls US military forces out of South Korea. He was already talking about how Japan and Korea need to be self sufficient for defense on the campaign trail - no doubt the Russian interests that infested his campaign like Flynn put that particular bug in his ear.

They'll also be able to resume trade with North Korea over the small border they share, allowing them to export energy and food from parts of Russia that are too far from other markets to make it reasonable to fully exploit.

Trump was played like a fiddle by China and Russia, the "best dealmaker" is so easily manipulated its pathetic. A denuclearized and US free Korean peninsula is China and Russia's dream, and Japan's greatest fear - but in Trump's world our allies are our enemies and our enemies are our BFFs...

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Perhaps he's your one downvote. Cut him a break, even true believers like him can't defend EVERYTHING Trump does.

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Re: "... thought his real family were from Raxacoricofallapatorius"

Trump will claim the North Korea summit was a success just like Clinton and Bush claimed their peace deals were a success. It is 100% impossible to verify North Korea's compliance because they've had YEARS to hide nukes where we will never find them. Estimates range from 20 to 60 nukes, so they can hand over 30 and say that's all of them, and we'll never know different.

Though in reality the whole process takes so long that Trump could easily be out of office by the time North Korea is found cheating, and he'll blame the next administration (even if his current VP is that "next administration") for the failure and maintain he made a great deal.

The idea that North Korea would EVER give up their nuclear capability when they've starved their people for decades to make it happen is ludicrous. That's like someone going through school for years and finally becoming an MD, then deciding they want to shovel pig shit for a living.

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And the fact his family got business favors from China

Had nothing to do with it? He's basically offering foreign policy for sale and personal profit. No doubt there will be a raft of new laws about financial disclosure and divesting businesses that will affect all future presidents as a result of his self dealing. In the meantime, we will just have to put up with the idiot, or hope Mueller gets enough on him that even republicans are forced to conclude he needs to go.

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Korean cryptocoin exchange $30m lighter after hacking attack

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even currency doesn't have a value of its own

No, currency has intrinsic value because the government says it does. I know that sounds stupid, but bear with me - a dollar will always be worth something in the United States, even if every store decided they would only accept gold, bitcoin or wolverine teeth, because taxes are payable in dollars alone. That power to tax is what gives fiat currency its value.

If you choose to live your life doing all your transactions in wolverine teeth, you will still need to trade those for dollars at some point in order to pay your taxes.

Note that this doesn't imply any value for the dollar outside the US. All the people in third world countries who conduct gray or black market transactions in US dollars do so because of the value created by the US government taxing its citizens in dollars, and the fact its citizens travel and do business around the world. If everyone thought like Trump and the US became isolationist, the US dollar would become much less attractive for those outside the US even if it maintained its value for US citizens.

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Apple: No currency mining for you in our App Store thank you

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It wears them out, why would you want to add charge/discharge cycles unnecessarily?

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Someone also said not to buy bitcoin at $18,000. They were right.

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