Re: My Vega+ console...
I believe I've still got a Psion IIIa mains adaptor on order.
And a test trial of a Dyson robot vacuum cleaner which "should be availabe shortly".
Oh wait, the former was circa 1993 and the latter circa 2001.
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"Odd, must be an issue with the network connection at the back of the warehouse then.. seemed a reasonable assumption."
On a factory tour long ago, my guide showed me a wall with thick metal cable trunking attached. Apparently they'd only used thin metal trunking until a fork lift took out both of what was supposed to be a redundant pair of cable runs. The second incarnation used two different routes as well as the heavier trunking.
Great story. I was wondering if a fork lift would feature and was not disappointed.
"Not me - but in the early ninties an ex-colleague of mine was once the IT-guy on one of the City trading floors."
A former colleague had done that.
Apparently, when the support team received calls involving downtime, they would sprint to the user concerned to get there before the keyboard got smashed into the screen, or worse.
"Err, here's an idea for a very highly qualified alternative: Could one Theresa May be persuaded to step in to save the situation?"
Meg Whitman and Theresa May
What a dreadful combination.
One to move your job to India, the other to restrict your options of emigrating to find another job.
Correction: "British Government Sponsors Massive Development Initiative of <250 Gram Drones"
My very first thought on reading the headline was:
"Right, that's created a market for 249 gram drones".
It's no different from what car manufacturers do. Put a higher tax on engines over 2,000cc and you will surely get a plethora of models being produced at just under that size.
"There is also the one where a woman killed her husband using a frozen leg of lamb as a club."
Roald Dahl's Tales of the Unexpected - Lamb to the Slaughter
"Well, dammit. I was told this version over a rather good dinner a couple of years ago by a mate who I (used to!) trust."
I first came across the tale circa 1999-2000. The version that came my way involved a frozen chicken on the first mishap, so they left another one to thaw in the cannon overnight, which is where the cat crept in.
"I have taken stick from modern IT guys for not using the cursor keys with VI but got my own back just under a year ago. A system got damaged and lost its advanced key mappings."
This.
I had one of these moments a few months ago. I think the remote session was expecting a Sun keyboard, which I don't have.
It was ages since I had used the vi move-by-character keys, but knowing they are there, all I needed to remember was 'hjkl' and 5 minutes later I was rattling away as if I used it every day.
"I'm always happy to point out that the time I could have wasted getting a degree I was actually spending learning how to do things in the real-world.
A degree is a piece of paper that says you have the ability to learn (at least it used to) - there are other ways to prove that."
Unfortunately, academia (well they would, wouldn't they?) and civil servants the world over disagree. The latter of course includes immigration authorities.
Having a degree makes it a lot easier to work abroad, something that needs to be considered in the light of Brexit (sorry about politics rearing its ugly head)..
"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
I always suspected that Synchronised Swimming was an attempt to undermine Society and Life As We Know It.
I dont care what System you're using, but this is "Targeted Malware".
Well said. Even air-gapped systems can fall prey to targeted attacks.
See Ralph Langer on Stuxnet, where he suggests that compromising a laptop used by a hardware engineer might let the bad guys in.
"Of course you dont run all machines as admin! been known since day 1 , been implemented since computers took over the world , which i'll put at 1990."
Pity then that both Windows and macOS default to creating the first user at installation with full admin rights.
1990 is fine for non-Windows systems, but Windows didn't get the concept of usernames, passwords and associated privileges until NT became popular, which meant 2000 or XP for the majority.
"Huddersfieldian"
Skelmanthorpe, apparently.
Which has a place in history as one of the locations chosen for the Survey of English Dialects, which "was undertaken between 1950 and 1961 under the direction of Professor Harold Orton of the English department of the University of Leeds".
Unique in that survey for the topic of conversation being ghosts.
"But Murdoch isn't a Labour supporter, so surely the Government will welcome him purchasing the rest of Sky?"
What a short memory you have.
From 2009, Sun turns its back on Labour after 12 years of support
"9 out of 10 doctors recommend this product. Mind you, we had to search a bit for the right 9 doctors..."
I recall Alan Freeman delivering the line "Four out of five can't tell the difference between Stork and butter".
a) it was hard to tell on the tellies of the day how much Stork or butter was spread on those bits of bread handed out. Possibly no more than a smidgen.
b) some years later I came across mention of an organic compoundr (began with a T?) which only 20% of the population could taste. I did wonder if a similar chemical was present in Stork.
"With closed source if a vendor goes toes up then if their product range has any value then it will be sold to another company and you have a support path provided you trust the new company."
Not necessarily. There may be bits of software (e.g. library routines) in those products which were originally licenced from a third party. Any software licencing agreement I have ever seen has had a clause stating that the licence is terminated when either company goes bankrupt.
"Open source code makes it easier to find bugs (and much easier to fix them), but they can be found by a sufficiently motivated individual with no access to the code."
There are plenty of bugs which manifest themselves as incorrect program behaviour; you don't need access to the source code to identify these.
Your best bet in the closed source world is to devise a simple reproducer, and I would argue that that is often the best bet for an open source project.
Unless you have the time, inclination and skillset, with open source you are possibly going to get a fix faster by submitting your reproducer to someone who is already familiar with that code. They will quite probably get to the problem far faster than you would.
"Jean has a long moustache."
Oh dear, the invasion/liberation of France is going to happen with the next 48 hours. Will this madness ever stop?
Well, the post you are quoting was made on 14th July, Bastille Day.
"A sort of Plannet of the Apes, where humans (and perhaps most animals) are no more but the Tardis have plenty of time to evolve and fill all vacant ecological niches."
The Tardis?
Methinks being able to skip ahead and see how things are turning out could significantly speed up the evolution of the line.
"Is it my imagination or does Google make it difficult to find things that were previously easy to find?"
It's not your imagination. Apparent bit-rot in their indexes started for me about half a dozen years ago,
That, plus websites either dropping off the web, or getting a rewrite without a full migration of data, has definitely changed the experience.
Sorry, can't help with your Olympus tale, though I can attest to how well an Olympus lens can catch details like the one you describe.
Man: Border agents threatened to "be dicks" take my phone if I didn’t unlock it
As he sat in a darkened corner of a neighborhood bar, Aaron Gach, an artist and lecturer at a local art college, told Ars about what happened to him in a February 2017 episode at San Francisco International Airport, where he agreed to unlock his iPhone and have it be searched by border agents rather than risk being detained and delayed further."I thought, in the moment, that if I gave in and turned over my phone that maybe they were being honest and wouldn't take my other belongings," he said, sipping a Death and Taxes beer.
He turned out to be right. After he unlocked his iPhone SE, agents took it out of sight for five to 10 minutes before giving it back and sending him on his way. Gach still has no idea why.
"It seems like only yesterday that we had the 'billennium', where Unix timestamps went from 9 decimal digits to 10 and broke some locally-developed stuff."
More than 20 years ago. May 1997.
Even VMS, which doesn't use Unix timestamps itself, needed patches to stuff which had its origins on Unix, like X11.
"then all new build houses since (say) 2000 would have been FTTD as part of planning regulations."
Yorkshire Cable were rolling that out to existing properties in bits of West Yorkshire back in 1997, so it was possible. Granted, they were only offering TV, not internet services at that time, but it was a start.
On the other hand, the new build house I lived in before BT's privatisation already had a phone line laid into the house. I still had to face the standard 6 month waiting list for new subscribers.
"the school used punch cards as it didn't have a computer with terminals the year I started.
...
I used old cards as bookmarks for years (okay, for decades, I had a lot of the things) afterwards."
Punch cards were also excellent for shopping lists.
Unfortunately I never managed to snaffle as many as you did.
"I would have just put a condensate pump on the drain line and routed it out a window to drip continuously somewhere appropriate."
UK building regulations for domestic properties insist that the overflow from a cold water cistern in the loft comes out somewhere you can't ignore it, like above the front door.
When the builders have skimped on lagging the cistern, said cistern freezes in winter, rendering the float valve inoperable. If you are unlucky, the water overflows through the ceiling. If you are lucky, the overflow pipe does its job.
Ooh look, sheet ice just outside your front door.
"Why on earth does an accounting application require local admin rights other than perhaps for installations"
Far too often it's because they haven't paid attention to file ownership and permissions. It goes something like this:
Step 1: Install one or more data files under admin ownership
Step 2: Oh Noes, the app won't run, let's run it under admin instead
Here, the installation program or script is usually to blame, by omitting Step 2a, setting those files to have the correct (non-admin) ownership.
ACLs offer powerful functionality in this area but are all too often ignored.
"That's an inaccurate description of what's going on. The "proprietary" systems are designed to prevent farmers from making their own repairs, or from going to a non-Deere-authorized repair center. And those rules are starting to be overridden by state "Right to Repair" laws."
There's another angle here with heavy construction vehicles. A lot of these are leased or rented out on short term jobs and the leasing/rental company wants the location (so that expensive kit doesn't simply disappear) and working hours (to organise servicing).
The manufacturer also has a leasing division, so there's competitive data involved. The first thing a leasing company wants to do is to disable the manufacturer's feedback and install their own.
"You missed e - you were cheap, but that's because you did not mark up the cost of your product to cover the "hospitality" lavished to win the contract - no "hospitality" no contract is often the case."
It doesn’t even have to be "hospitality". A residential training course for all the staff will do quite nicely.
ICL's Beaumont Training Centre just outside Windsor was a nice treat at the beginning of my career and it was a rather good computing intro course.