* Posts by Wensleydale Cheese

1381 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jan 2011

Stop us if you've heard this one before: IBM sheds more workers – this time, tech sales

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Re: Incredible Boneheaded Move

"That requires some experienced sales teams who can make the TCO argument convincingly."

It's not just the TCO argument that these guys can provide, but the ability to maintain a relationship with the customer for the year or more it takes to close such a large sale.

"So now IBM is throwing out these experienced sales people and replacing them with people who probably only know how to sell you a Xeon running Linux."

And the latter type either don't understand amount of time required to make those high value sales or are not allowed to invest that time in a single customer. If they don't meet their short term (e.g. quarterly) targets they are out of the door long before the above year or more is up.

UK gov draws driverless car test zone around M40 corridor

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Re: "that buyers of driverless cars"

"And have to use their SatNav to get to Tesco even though it is 400yds down the road and can be clearly seen before they start."

Last year I had the dubious pleasure of travelling with what I loosely call a colleague[1] who drove entirely by SatNav, deliberately ignoring road signs which were quite clear.

He totally missed some roadworks diversion signs and was completely baffled when the road turned into a building site.

[1] He was from HR and a definite candidate for Ark B.

Reg now behind invisible HTML5 Bitcoin paywall

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Happy

"nobody uses bitcoin"

You do now.

Forget robot overlords, humankind will get finished off by IoT

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King's English

"[1] One never knows when Queen's English might become King's English."

Will I have to learn about carbuncles and do my O-level English again?

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Why would you want pizza?"

I can understand genuine Italian pizza, in Italy, but why would anyone in their right mind want the poor imitation we all too often get elswehere?

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Happy

Re: Robots won't kill off humankind.

"The real threat is not the Evil Robots - it's the brainless, burbling marketing-droids: the Cloud-wallahs, the IoT-mongers, the SaaS-pushers with their fixed grins, zealots' eyes and empty, ringing braincases. And their sinister, pin-eyed financial backers."

When you put it like that, hacking these things using BOFH principles could become a very enjoyable sport.

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Re: Pavements

"Frankly I'm astounded that the pavements are in a good enough condition to permit the plucky little delivery-bot to progress"

Most disappointing Christmas present ever: a pair of roller skates rendered useless by the state of our local pavements.

How good are these robot things at climbing kerbs?

Somone somewhere hasn't thought this through.

Blimey, did you know? It's World Backup Day. But... surely every day is world backup day?

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Re: Production data in test/dev?

"Also, let devs erase or corrupt your backups..."

One that hit the headlines (you would recognise the name) circa 2000.

A copy of production data was used for testing but it wasn't firewalled off, and stale data went into the production system...

I gather it took some unravelling.

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Production data in test/dev?

"Companies need to put their data to work by leveraging backup copies to serve a range of secondary storage workloads including test/dev, file services and analytics."

That depends very much on the nature of your business.

Any company holding confidential data on their productions systems should NOT be using this data for test and development systems. Financial, medical, legal and good old business confidential data should stay in production-only environments.

Yes, production data is often the only data that will reveal certain bugs, but you really need to anonymise confidential production data for this kind of task.

And anonymising data is a lot harder than most people think.

WONTFIX: No patch for Windows Server 2003 IIS critical bug – Microsoft

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Re: re: I think you'll find that's what we do :-)

"anything relying on WebDAV should have been replaced once or twice in that 14+ year period to address existing security issues..."

Not running MS platforms here, but there have been various security patches for WebDAV much more recently than 14 years ago.

Searching for "webdav security issues" brings up quite a few.

E.g. MS Security bulletin for WebDAV, February 2016

This security update resolves a vulnerability in Microsoft Windows. The vulnerability could allow elevation of privilege if an attacker uses the Microsoft Web Distributed Authoring and Versioning (WebDAV) client to send specifically crafted input to a serve

IBM: Those 2 redundancy schemes? We need to 'improve margins' and right quick

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management had a “planned vision in Q4 which drove the need for a level of headcount reduction in 2017.”

Is Q4 when bonuses are calculated?

Home Office accused of blocking UK public's scrutiny of Snoopers' Charter

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Re: Stand aside Plebes. I am on Imperial business...

"Do we even have any troops left after all the cuts?"

Shortly to be outsourced, no doubt.

Idly wondering what a Dad's Army version of la Résistance would look like...

Why do GUIs jump around like a demented terrier while starting up? Am I on my own?

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Re: New Win 10 machine stopping clicks....

"And people who write focus grabbing dialogues should be shot."

Yes. With an elephant gun.

"Also, those annoying startup windows which come up on top of everthing else and usually can't be dismissed should be shot too."

I have a particularly bad offender there on my Mac. On startup it insists on displaying a progress bar as it opens a large database. If I refocus on another app to get some work done, the app icon in the Dock starts bouncing like mad.

I know that I've got a large database and it's going to take time to open. I don't want to watch while that happens.

No, you aren't the only app I run; you are not the most important of them either.

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Re: Some other gems

'The "new" editor in VMS from about 1986 required some new microcode in the CPU so it could detect the ESC stuff sent by the vt terminals more efficiently'

Interesting, thanks.

I wouldn't be surprised if a shiny new editor had missed a performance trick or two that the old ones had implemented.

FWIW that "new" editor was the first one to insist on ANSI escape sequence support, and those were longer than the old VT52 compatible ones. This won't have helped.

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Re: Some other gems

"the function and arrow keys sent control strings. These were usually initiated by an ESC and the OS used the delay between that and the next character to work out whether it was just an ESC or a control string initiator. Cue a bit of delay on the network and the OS got it wrong so that the rest of the control string got sent into the program as data."

Back in the day I deliberately tested for this condition, and couldn't trigger it, no matter how hard I tried.

That was with RT-11 and VMS, where escape sequences had more or less been in existence since Day 1.

Which reminds me that more than a few folks who think they can write a VT100 emulator have clearly never used the real thing.

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"Websites that don't navigate between text boxes."

GDS are guilty here.

Common practice is to be able to tab from the day to the month to the year when entering a date field.

With the GDS version, tab took me from the day field to some field at the top of the screen, scrolling back in the process.

WTF?

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Re: Progress bar lies

"Just checked my homebrew backup software - and the percentage complete is based 1/3 on number of files copied and 2/3 on the total bytes copied - you'd think number of bytes copied would be best, but there is overhead between files."

You raise a good point. A macOS system disk, for example, has a squillion small files, and the sheer number of those takes a lot of time to get through.

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Transient menus - Ugh!

"My pet peeve is menus that disappear because the mouse pointer is 1 pixel outside it's border."

And the converse, menus and other actions that only appear when you waggle your mouse over them.

C'mon, give us a clue where these blighters are in the first place.

This was the reason I started disabling browser plugins for PDF files, and I see no reason to change that, all these years later.

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Re: Pet hate - oh, you mentioned maps...

"Of course, maps doesn't work, but that's an easy fix..."

So I want to look up the opening or closing times of my local Post Office, or Coop, or other local outlet...

Look,

I DO NOT NEED A MAP.

I KNOW WHERE THE BLOODY PLACE IS.

I KNOW WHERE THE NEAREST PARKING SPOT IS.

I JUST WANT THE FRIGGING OPENING AND CLOSING TIMES.

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Re: Read more

"Don't get me started on the click here to read more buttons."

Oh this, very much this.

Don't forget another click to "Read less", though quite why I should want to do that leaves me scratching my head in 99% of the cases.

At its worst, "Read more" with a timeout. This one's a real beauty, because it reverts to the "Read less" version before you have finished reading. I'm looking at you Apple, here.

UK digital minister Matt Hancock praises 'crucial role' of encryption

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Re: I think they genuinely don't see the problem.

"Which will be signalled by "the necessary hashtags" according to Amber Rudd."

I'm no cryptographic expert, but won't that be open to sequential injection attacks?

Dishwasher has directory traversal bug

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"I suspect that a RaspberryPi would not be as tough as one of the specialist boards and would have a much shorter lifetime."

You are correct. Mine has developed what seems to be a dry joint in the power connector.

The vibrations present in a washing machine or dishwasher weren't in its design spec.

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Re: It's crazy, but it's very Miele

'I bought a new Kenwood Chef mixer. It had been redesigned as part of their "continuous improvement" process - for which also read "better profit margins". The new one looked the same - but had a flimsy plastic casing instead of solid cast aluminium. '

Mixing dough with the new lighter model will not be a good experience.

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Re: Bewildered. (That's grown-up speak for "wtf")

" I am not convinced a self loading dishwasher would need an Internet connection."

What if it insists on being given an email address before it will start working?

That Samsung phone* I bought a few years ago wouln't let me in without a Google address.

* now scrapped

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This one gets my vote for Headline of the Year

"[checks date - nope, not April 1st]:

Still chuckling, as I type.

UK.gov departments accused of blanket approach to IR35

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Re: Stop taking the p***

"My point was that two people being paid the same should be paying the same tax."

The only way to achieve that is by scrapping personal allowances.

No more tax relief for anyone for anything.

'Windows 10 destroyed our data!' Microsoft hauled into US court

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Re: Read the terms

"You'll find you agreed to this, many times over the years."

s/agreed/were coerced into/

coercion |kəʊˈəːʃ(ə)n|

noun

the action or practice of persuading someone to do something by using force or threats.

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Re: Why not include automatic updates in the class action?

"There is a problem with taking Microsoft down completely: it would create too many victims at once. It genuinely made itself too big to sue into the ground.."

They should have split it up long ago.

Plusnet slapped with £880k fine for billing ex customers

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Checking bank statements

"Because some people don't bother to read and check bank statements that are now often online only?"

That gets tricky when your internet connection is down (yet again).

I suspect that my habit of checking statements against transaction downloads and feeding the lot into a money management package is far from common.

I cut my IT teeth on accounting systems so it's a piece of cake for me, but many folks simply haven't developed that skillset.

The trend towards paying for everything by plastic makes checking bank statements increasingly difficult.

I've Been Moved: IBMers in same division slapped with 2nd redundo scheme in 2 months

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Re: Just maybe

"Let's say someone near the top earns £1M/year. A good infrastructure person will earn say £100k, so we get to save 10 of those thousands for each exec. "

No. A good infrastructure person whose efforts are being put to good use (which kind of implies being managed effectively) is actually generating more income for the company than they are earning.

US Senate votes to let broadband ISPs sell your browser histories

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Re: Doesn't go far enough

"I mean honestly, if I could 3D print a fully working car, you bet your arse I'd download one."

By the time this becomes reality you'll probably find that the 3D printer needs HP ink and one printed car will cost about the same as 1,000 real ones.

What should password managers not do? Leak your passwords? What a great idea, LastPass

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Alert

"My complex password is on a post-it note."

You use one password for multiple accounts?

DNS lookups can reveal every web page you visit, says German boffin

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Careful with that Raspberry Pi example

"Use your raspberry Pi as a DNS cache to speed up your internet"

Careful with the instructions at that link, for they contain the lines:

server=8.8.8.8

server=8.8.4.4

which are Google's DNS servers.

P.S. In the past few years I've come across a lot of people who should know better recommending Google's DNS servers. Even in the workplace.

Dr Hannah Fry: We need to be wary of algorithms behind closed doors

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Re: Algorithms that sit behind closed doors

"I sincerely hope your algorithms don't discriminate against people who can't spell correctly,"

By the form he shows here, I sincerely hope that his algorithms don't discriminate against people who can spell correctly,"

This week's top token gesture: Google Chrome chokes energy-hungry background tabs

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Re: Second, it's impossible to foresee the next big use case or form factor for mobile devices.

"After battery life, the next challenge is a smartphone that can *easily* be used with poorer eyesight and co-ordination.:

This.

The physical keyboard on my Blackberry Passport is a big help, not just for typing but for its ability to swipe left/right and up/down without selecting something by mistake.

A bit more work on selective magnification and I reckon it'd be getting close.

But they stopped making them :-(

Barrister fined after idiot husband slings unencrypted client data onto the internet

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Re: Top Tips For Barristers...

"To me this incident highlights the fact that material handled by barristers (and almost certainly solicitors as well) is not being as closely controlled as it really ought to be"

This area is a prime candidate for a proper training course which would cover the risks and present workable solutions.

A nice little business idea for one of you.

UK.gov gears up for IR35 private sector crackdown – say industry folk

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Re: The UK Tax system is no longer fit for purpose.

"VAT is of course, an EU mandated tax."

It's also an audit trail.

Brit ISP TalkTalk blocks control tool TeamViewer

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Re: Sledgehammer meet nut

"still cant be arsed to do shift for commentards though...:

That's just plain rude.

User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work

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How do you explain a "Cabinet Reshuffle" then?

That's politics, where the aim is to maintain the leader's advantage over the others.

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Re: "... the number of incidents dropped dramatically."

" If the out-of-hours incentives were dropped there'd out-of-hours reports might get ignored until normal hours."

This is exactly what happened when the hardware maintenance contract on a bunch of systems got reduced to normal working hours only.

The reporting of problems likely to require the presence of a hardware engineer was simply delayed until the next 'in contracted hours' window.

'Password rules are bullsh*t!' Stackoverflow Jeff's rage overflows

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Re: Sometimes I can't use a long password

"Restricted password length and not dealing with certain characters such as speech marks, semi-colons etc. It is hit and miss if the system will allow spaces in the password too."

This. I recently came across a suggestion that colons crept onto lists of disallowed characters because it's used as a separator in the *nix passwd file, but that smacks of lazy programming.

Cargo cult programming

Cargo cult programming is a style of computer programming characterized by the ritual inclusion of code or program structures that serve no real purpose. Cargo cult programming is typically symptomatic of a programmer not understanding either a bug they were attempting to solve or the apparent solution (compare shotgun debugging, deep magic).

The term cargo cult programmer may apply when an unskilled or novice computer programmer (or one inexperienced with the problem at hand) copies some program code from one place to another with little or no understanding of how it works or whether it is required in its new position.

Linus Torvalds lashes devs who 'screw all the rules and processes' and send him 'crap'

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Re: @kain

I do consider it a bit odd to read that someone wouldn't even test their own stuff

You have never seen the results of outsourcing a large piece of software which was until that point well engineered.

I claim my 5 pounds.

YouTube TV will be huge. Apple must respond

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Re: AI Really?

Is this the same recommendation engine that recommends that I watch videos I've already watched

Or more recently, seems to think that when I fancy watching something in a specific genre, I suddenly want to leap off and watch something about Trump or Obama.

Palmtop nostalgia is tinny music to my elephantine ears

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Re: Buyer beware

Why I think I need a Psion-style device, but won’t be buying the Gemini PDA

The embedded video there offers a clue as to why a modern Psion might be lacking:

What’s going on here?

Some of your technology may be out of date, which means this video won’t play properly. Please upgrade your browser or install Flash.

Oh Dear.

One IP address, multiple SSL sites? Beating the great IPv4 squeeze

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"Not so fond of IPv6. Maybe if it wasn't drafted by, and subsequently lorded over by, a bunch of elitist fuckbaloons that don't give a rat's ass about anyone who can't stump up a few million a year in internet connectivity I might care ...

Nice rant there, Trevor.

Perhaps OSI wasn't so bad after all. :-)

Back in the day I cussed quite a bit about OSI, but it was more to do with the lack of documentation and a cumbersome admin interface, and the bit of it I used did actually work once you'd sussed out the arcane commands.

It wasn't really a surprise that IPv4 won that battle.

Uber: Please don't give our London drivers English tests. You can work out the reason why

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Re: thoughts just occurred...

"Not if they have a registered UK residence - they must change it to a UK license within a certain amount of time.

But a valid driving licence from many countries can be converted to a UK one without taking a test again.

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Re: The Knowledge

"The badges and licences were there to show that your driver wasnt a murderer . I think you could do that with an eBay like feedback system these days. "

To: Uber Feedback

Subject: The driver you sent to me today was a murderer.

Looks like there is a market for an iPhone with built in Ouija interface...

Security slip-ups in 1Password and other password managers 'extremely worrying'

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Re: Once again, the open-source Keepass is being ignored

But the research only looked at Android:

In order to answer these questions, we performed a security analysis on the most popular Android password manager applications from the Google Play Store based on download count.

and if we wander over to the Keepass download page we see various "Contributed/unofficial" ports for Android. Dunno which of those are present on the Google Play Store (don't have an Android device here).

AWS's S3 outage was so bad Amazon couldn't get into its own dashboard to warn the world

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Re: "Any critical service like that should be built with multi-region availability. "

"Should have. But let's take a peek inside a dev's mind after it happened. Something like this...."

Another common failure with various applications is the assumption that if an internet connection is available at the beginning of a session, then it's there forever.

Broadband is a lot more reliable than dial-up was, but things still go wrong at the client side, and as more and more work moves to mobile devices, this is a problem which won't go away any time soon.

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All together now...

Told You So!