* Posts by Florida1920

1243 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jan 2011

ATTACK of the FLYING MOUNTAIN: 2004 BL86 goes by like a BULLET

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Re: One for the budget fetishists

Emotionally traumatized squirrels are a lot closer than this asteroid. Therefore, they pose a greater present danger. So do a host of other problems here on earth. It simply makes no sense to say, "Oh, look, an asteroid may get us, so let's overlook anything else." We ought to be able to handle more than one problem at a time.

Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

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Honky Tonk Freeway

Honky Tonk Freeway is a 1981 comedy film directed by John Schlesinger. The film, conceived and co-produced by Don Boyd, was one of the most expensive box office flops in history, losing its British backers Thorn-EMI an estimated $11,000,000 and profoundly impacting its fortunes and aspirations.

Wikipedia

New Yorkers lined up for blocks to see for themselves just how bad it really was. Still, it lost money!

And yet, it gets a 5.0 rating on IMDB.

Doomsday Clock says 3 minutes to midnight. Again

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Angel

Make it stop! Make it stop!

I seriously need a BOFH fix.

MYSTERY RADIO SIGNAL picked up from BEYOND our GALAXY

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Alert

Your message could not be delivered

At 5.5 billion light-years distance, this email with attached circularly polarized lulz cat video, was sent 1 beelion years before the formation of our planet.

I can now reveal its decoded text contents. It's a chain email. Unless each recipient forwards it to 20 other civilizations by midnight Saturday, they are doomed. How the senders knew we'd be here to decode this message now may never be known, because the Chronicles end with

<Winnt_root>\System32\Hal.dll missing or corrupt:

Please re-install a copy of the above file.

I hope the boffins at Parkes know what to do next.

Facebook poaches design talent from Toronto firm – fate of staff unknown

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Headmaster

The rest of the story

Once Rob Ford stepped down as mayor, it just wasn't fun to live in Toronto anymore.

US drug squad cops: We snooped on innocent Americans' phone calls too!

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I only regret

I don't have any friends in Iran I could have called.

Prez Obama snubs UK PM's tough anti-encryption crusade at White House meet

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Re: The horse bolted the stable long ago!

Cameron should acknowledge that the only people he'd catch would be common citizens not professional terrorists!

Jim, I'm sure you know this, but sometimes we decent folk slip and give pols more credit than is due by taking them at their word. Cameron isn't after cyberterrorists, he's after votes. Ninety-nine percent of being a politician is gulling the constituency into believing you're earning your pay. The other one-percent is playing golf.

-- Jim O'Cynic

Comcast sued for – you guessed it – allegedly SCREWING OVER CUSTOMERS

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Stop

Netflix throttling again?

It sure seems as though Comcast is throttling Netflix in South Florida. Netflix is reporting streaming problems, but on Smart TV devices, not PCs. Though I'm getting excellent throughput and low latency everywhere else, Netflix keeps dropping. Maybe all my ancient snowbird neighbors are watching pron, but I kind of doubt they even have computers.

I did have a good chat with a Comcast billing "analyst" last night, though. They were trying to double-bill me for this month. Guess they need the money to buy Time-Warner. FSM, help us!

Mr President, is this a war on hackers – or a war on people stopping hackers?

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Hollywood vs hackers: Vulture cracks Tinseltown keyboard cornballs

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Criminal Minds

Let's not forget the wonky chick in Criminal Minds. She don't need no steenking mouse.

TERROR in SPACE: ISS 'NAUTS FLEE 'gas leak' to Russian module

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Re: Space Station Updates

At the top the page just tells me Loading..... for ever.

Using NoScript, the only script I'm allowing on that page is nasa.gov. I sure hope non-U.S. IPs aren't being blocked, but it wouldn't surprise me.

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Verizon says 40-hour outage was outage to end all outages

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Terminator

Screwed by the service economy

serv·ice

/sərvəs/

verb

2. (of a male animal) mate with (a female animal).

This boat can move 234,989 cubic pink elephants! (honest)

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Re: Wipes tiny tear from eye...

Let's see if we can beat your previous score.

French Google fund to pay for 1 million print run of Charlie Hebdo next week

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Re: Do you know what i have noticed?

Yes, they’re Condemning the Paris Attacks: The Muslims’ War on Terror

Hezbollah Leader Says Islamic Extremists Have Hurt Islam More Than Cartoonists

Try doing some research before shooting off your mouth. Stop making it necessary for the rest of us to condemn your bigotry.

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I want to add to my previous comment. I don't for a second believe the 'Charlie' murderers were acting as Muslims. I think they were violent psychopaths for whom alleged religious belief gave a cover for their disgusting acts. If they hadn't "discovered" religion they'd likely have found some other excuse to act out their frustration at being losers.

Blogger and professor Juan Cole suggests their acts were intended to provoke attacks against innocent Muslims, causing an "Islamic Awakening" (my term) in France where, according to Cole, most Muslims are not religiously or politically active. Misery loves company, and these psychos seem intent only on dragging other Muslims down to their depraved level. Let's be careful not to play into their sick scenario.

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Anyone more offended by "needling, taunting and provoking" cartoons than by the murders of 12 innocent people is seriously in need of help. No one ever died from looking at a cartoon.

I'm often offended by various media sources, especially as I'm an atheist. But I don't pick up a battle rifle and storm Fox News HQ, or sit on my butt and encourage others to do so. I simply rarely watch their cable channel or read their Website. At worst I might complain in an online forum or among friends, who are similarly opposed to using violence to express their dissatisfaction with this or that.

I hope this helps you gain some perspective.

Intel offers big bucks for black women

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Wow, how progressive!

I hate to toot my own horn, but this article really got me cranked. I was seeking out and recruiting qualified employees socially defined as "minorities" more than 40 years ago. I'm so glad Intel has awakened and discovered it's the freaking 21st century.

Dread Pirate Roberts suspect's defence holed below the waterline

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Pirate

Arrrrrrrrrrr

Sounds like the Dread Pirate was sampling the merchandise..

4K off, Google Fiber: Comcast, Broadcom tout 2Gbps cable

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Using "Comcast" and "High Speed" in the same sentence is a bit of an oxymoron.

Depends on where you live. In my condo complex I can watch European Netflix via VPN for hours with a single dropout maybe once every couple of days. Perhaps because my elderly neighbors only use the 'net to look at grandanklebiters' photos on Faceplant and get their video fix on conventional cable. Their loss, my gain. Location Location Location.

Alien Earths are out there: Our home is not 'unique'

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Headmaster

They haven't looked in the back of my fridge

Earth-esque life thrives there in the cold recesses. So far, all attempts at communication have failed. Frustrating, as I really want to ask it if the light stays on when I close the door.

1,000mph ROCKET CAR project dogged by beancounters

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Pint

The love of horsepower

A 550-hp fuel pump! Be still, my heart.

UFOs in the '50s skies? CIA admits: 'IT WAS US'

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Re: of course it was U2s

Probably a lot less of the reports were for the never shot down SR-71

Now that I'm well past the age of caring.... a radar operator at a USAF radar station outside Charleston, SC, detected something flying high and fast in 1967. The Pentagon sent down a major to investigate the "UFO" (the "Purpose of Visit" entry in the orderly room sign-in book said "UFO investigation"). The major advised the operator he hadn't seen anything. I wonder if even that major was cleared to know about the SR-71, which probably is what was detected. The radar operator was a well-grounded, believably serious young man, so until I heard about the Blackbird I often wondered what it was he'd seen.

El Reg tests portable breathalyzers: Getting drunk so you don't have to

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Pint

Re: So really

My good man, we all got plastered on company expenses, and highlighted both the units are shit. Living the dream.

AND you managed to BREAK a breathalyzer! Reg hacks rule!

Survey: Tech has FREED modern workers – to work longer hours

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Coat

Constant Internet connectivity is only a habit

Like any habit, it can be broken. I know, I give it up several times a day.

One with the smartphone in the pocket.

Norks blame U.S. for TITSUP internet, unleash racist rant against Obama

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Re: Insults, Insults

usually you get the Government you deserve

As Will Rogers famously said, "It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for."

Meanwhile, NK isn't getting all the Internet it pays for. Will we be hearing about IT types being fed to the dogs?

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Re: Elephants in the room

"Networks need to get serious about shutting down bot armies and unplugging peers who willingly host them."

You can identify a bot coming from a pwned usr on a large U.S. ISP, contact the ISP with log details ad infinitum.... And expect absolutely no response. FFS, if they can monitor phone calls and archive all emails they can detect bot-related packets and turn off the connection.

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Headmaster

Re: Now we KNOW where the Sony hackers got "G.O.P" from

Such shameful accusation belches daily from the corrupt western tongue of Rush Limbaugh.

FTFY.

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Holmes

Now we KNOW where the Sony hackers got "G.O.P" from

"Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest."....

disrupting the internet operations of the main media outlets of our republic

The Norks are obviously all Republicans.

Sony employees face 'weeks of pen and paper' after crippling network hack

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Terminator

No justice

Here's the problem. If you're good at security and your company is never penetrated, you'll have a hard time proving it wasn't pure luck. After a while, the bean counters start looking at your budget the way a fox looks at a chicken. If they cut your budget and security slides, it won't be a bean counter falling on his/her sword when the Huns breach the walls.

We could hope the Sony breach will scare the bean counters into paying attention. We could as well hope that Santa Claus is real.

Releases of further purloined data stopped when Sony decided not to distribute The Interview. That suggests that when they said they weren't behind the scheme, the Norkies were telling porkies. Now that the movie is going into limited release, may we expect another bushel of confidential data? Or did that "accidental" shutdown of NK's Internet access get the point across?

Happy Hols, all. We'll be having pasta and turkey meatballs for dinner.

GCHQ: We can't track crims any more thanks to Snowden

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Holmes

A modest proposition

The Snowden revelations harmed GCHQ’s ability to monitor the communications of crime lords
No offense, as I'm a Yank, but have they tried looking around Westminster?

Facebook slammed for blocking protest event page at Russia's request

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Headmaster

It's called capitalism

That is all.

Tragedy strikes Vulture News Central but details remain scrambled

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Childcatcher

A fowl deed

At least she didn't chicken out at the end.

Couch potatoes relax: Netflix scores big STREAMING TV PATENT win

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Re: great, fine, congratulations

Turns out there's a free VPN way to do this, so thanks for the suggestion. I'm watching a UK-based Netflix flick now. After looking over the selection, I can tell you it isn't much better in the U.S. Guess it depends on the studios that want to do a deal with Netflix. There are a few U.S. TV shows available in the U.K. that aren't available here in the States, but not the ones I'd want to watch.

ICANN HACKED: Intruders poke around global DNS innards

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Terminator

The end

ICANN staff fell for a spear-phishing attack? We're all doomed!

Dr. Dobb's Journal sails into the sunset - yet again

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Facepalm

It's all about the Benjamins

Why should we tie up resources starting a series of niche events that are unlikely to grow much, when we could put all that time, effort, and management attention into the bigger tradeshows and move the revenue up more quickly?

Sowing seeds for the future? Oh, sorry, I forgot. This is modern capitalism. We live only for today.

Sony sued by ex-staff over daft security, leaked privates

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Based on reviews, do yourself a favor: Send the equivalent co$t of a ticket to a charity and stay home. The real bomb in this unfolding farce is the movie itself.

Sony hackers dump more hunks of stolen data, promise another 'Christmas gift'

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Re: Bah!

So remind me, exactly what is the aim here? What do these self-styled "Guardians" wish to achieve?

Chaos. That is all. Even if they leak Sony into bankruptcy, other corporate entities will fill the gap.

"The Interview" movie still confounds me. No one has mentioned that only two days before 11 September 2001, a bogus news team used the cover of an interview to assassinate Ahmad Shah Massoud, the leader of the Afghan Northern Alliance, a pro-Western, anti-Taliban insurgency. That might have been a clue of what was to come, but AFAIK it didn't register as such at the time. Massoud was killed by a bomb, apparently as in this new movie. Maybe I'm just too rational to see how you could turn an event like that into a comedy. I hope Sony loses a fortune on this one, but no one ever went broke, etc.....

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Flame

Sony should stop whining

You know they're going to make a movie about this, starring Seth Rogen as the indomitable and incompetent head of Sony IT. Angelina Jolie can play Amy Pascal. Kim Jong Il can play himself.

I feel sorry for the innocents who were hurt by these leaks, but Sony management had it coming. Yes, Kim Jong Il is a proper bastard, but he's still a head of state. Downvote me if you like, but making a movie-joke about his assassination was JUST PLAIN STUPID AND IRRESPONSIBLE. And Pascal "green-lighted" the project. Now its stars are whining about how America should stand behind their employer, while they cry all the way to the bank. Say What?! The press coverage is the best PR that movie could ever hope for and it isn't costing Sony a penny.

And let's face it: This saga is way more interesting than any movie Sony has produced lately.

Brit gun nut builds working sniper rifle at home out of scrap metal

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Facepalm

Nice work

Congrats, but note to Clickbait Desk at El Reg: 3 MOA is no sniper rifle.

Is there ANOTHER UNIVERSE headed BACKWARDS IN TIME?

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Megaphone

Re: Ah!

If you are interested at looking in the mirror I suggest you look at the hateful, assuming rant you accuse them of resembling

You know there are other news sources in the UK besides El Reg, right? Try reading them. Even from this side of the pond it's no challenge to see UKIP for the xenophobic, intolerant thugs they are. But hey, I guess even football hooligans deserve a party, yeah?

Sony Pictures email hack: The bitter 'piracy war' between Google and Hollywood laid bare

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Pint

Re: Search for "torrents"

IMO http://kickass.so/ is much better than TPB.

Well done! kickass now tops torrentfreak. And I'd never have known about either if MPAA hadn't gone all Streisandy.

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Holmes

Ask pharaoh

Instead of attacking the messenger (Google), the Motion Picture Ass. (!) of America should try getting the message.

Yahoo! Says! Chrome, IE Users! Should! 'Upgrade'! To! FIREFOX!

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Pint

SEO

Nice of El Reg to include a link to the Yahoo! home page. They probably need the SEO bump.

El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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FAIL

I hate that big graphic at top of home page

A kid eating a watermelon? Really? I may have to start blocking all images on El Reg.

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Facepalm

The big picture

That huge graphic at the top of the home page is a waste of space, as is the BIG HEADLINE.

Not sure rearranging the page is an improvement. As someone who reads El Reg a few times a day, I got used to finding my way around. Learning to read the new layout doesn't add value IMO. Just like Playboy, most of us look at El Reg for the articles, not the pix. Unless they're graphics that add value. The new look won't drive me away, but it doesn't add anything to my desire to visit, either.

Google says NYET! to Putin, pulls techies out of Russia – report

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Big Brother

The more things change

If Russia tries to insulate its people from outside information contrary to government interests, Russians will find alternate ways of learning the truth. The samizdat movement flourished in the USSR, and something similar will surface now. Only a paranoid like Putin would believe otherwise. And it's not pre-1989 anymore, when samizdat comprised secretly-photocopied books and journals. It will be a lot easier now. Putin is riding full-gallop toward a steep cliff.

Craft bazaar Etsy's security plan is candy to get devs talking

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Holmes

Just don't inhale

Waaaay back in the day when smokers were confined to the shipping dock (no smoking anywhere on the grounds anymore, I'm sure) at a place where I contracted, that was the place to hang out to get the lowdown on anything happening in the company. People always seemed more willing to talk to a fellow pariah. If you could recreate that outlaw atmosphere (intended) where people begin to feel they have more in common than an employer, communication may improve. Hot tubs?

Web daddy Sir Tim Berners-Lee: Back off Putin, I'm no CIA stooge

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Pint

Right we are

First food, shelter and fresh water.

I can order food from my local supermarket, water from several sources, and book hotel rooms online. The Interwebs are right with me.

eBay planning massive job cuts following PayPal split – report

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Unhappy

Imagine what Facebook could do with eBay.