* Posts by Florida1920

1243 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jan 2011

Trump vs. Clinton III - TPP looks dead, RussiaLeaks confirmed

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Headmaster

Re: Trump should not be on the ballot paper

What is his plan 'B' if the vote goes againast him?

I'd bet lunch at your favorite pub that the first act of Congress after Clinton is elected will be to initiate impeachment proceedings. And DT will be screaming for it from the rooftops. Unfortunately, they and he may have a case.

Donald Trump running insecure email servers

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Re: It's cool.

He's got experts - believe him, real experts - looking at this right now. Ten years old, very smart - the smartest - and one might even be eleven.

As long as they're small for their age. He won't hire anyone whose hands are bigger than his.

Ecuador admits it cut Assange's internet to stop WikiLeaks' US election 'interference'

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Why does President Correa support Clinton?

President Rafael Correa has undercut freedom of the press in Ecuador by subjecting journalists and media figures to public denunciation and retaliatory litigation. Judicial independence continued to suffer in 2012 due to transitional mechanisms for judicial reform that have given the government and its supporters in Congress a powerful say in appointing and dismissing judges.

Freedom of Expression

In February 2012, President Correa won a US$2 million judgment against the co-authors of a book, The Big Brother, which dealt with questionable contracts between the president’s brother and state institutions. Correa subsequently desisted from the demand, and also pardoned Emilio Palacio, former head of the opinion section of the newspaper El Universo and three of its directors, who had been sentenced to three years each in prison in 2011 and ordered, together with the newspaper, to pay him damages totaling $40 million. In August, Palacio was granted asylum in the United States.

https://www.hrw.org/world-report/2013/country-chapters/ecuador

He sounds more like Trump.

Trump Says Freedom of the Press Must Go Because He’s ‘Not Like Other People’

'State cuts' Assange internet

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Why did Ecuador cut him off?

Did he exceed his bandwidth cap already? He needs to get out more.

Google has unleashed Factivism to smite the untruthy

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Terminator

It is a fact

That politicians lie. You can tell, because their lips are moving. No matter who wins, the rich get richer, infrastructure goes un-maintained in favor of useless pork projects and increased military spending, while the electorate drowns itself in "reality" TV programming because trying to parse actual reality requires too much effort. Why think, when XYZ News Channel will do it for you? And tout drugs, cars and other crap you don't need along with their soporific propaganda.

So. What's North Korea really like?

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North/South

Is Samsung taking management lessons from the Norks?

Forget malware, crooks are cracking ATMs the old-fashioned way – with explosives

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Coat

Recycle that phone

Just in time, a use for all those Samsung Note 7s. Grab the bills before they burn!

The one with the smoking pocket.

Student software finds new Minor Planet found way out beyond Pluto

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Happy

11,000 years to go around the Sun

Finally, a "year" long enough to finish a project on time!

Adobe on patch parade to march out 83 bugs

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Holmes

Just be glad Adobe doesn't build airplanes

That is all.

Like it or not, here are ALL your October Microsoft patches

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Facepalm

Why do they call it "Patch Tuesday"

When I only ever get notified on the following Wednesday? I even did a Check for Updates last night, U.S. Eastern time.

Disney aims for Netflix. If the deal was made, it would shoot itself in the foot

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Headmaster

Moe Green

The way this should work reminds me of a scene in The Godfather, where Moe Green (Netflix) tells off the movie studios (Michael Corleone). "You don't buy me out. I buy you out!"

The problem with Netflix isn't Netflix, it's stupid content owners who inhibit streaming according to some misguided whims. We've talked this problem to death; no need to repeat it here. In a perfect world, Netflix would be buying Disney and all its content, not the other way around. And buying other studios as well. If they won't wise up, buy them up.

Astronauts on long-haul space flights risk getting 'space brains'

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Re: Get Real..

Trump is the least harmful of the two

Welcome back from your long trip in space!

Windows updates? Just trust us, says Microsoft executive

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Childcatcher

Trust us

Windows 10 is good for you. Really. Remember how Mum made you eat the spinach? It's just like that.

Windows 10 Spinach is back. This week, MS tried to get me to install snoopy KB2952664. No, thanks! And I still hate spinach.

NIST: People have given up on cybersecurity – it's too much hassle

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Pint

Worried about cybersecurity?

There's an app for that. ------->

Google may just have silently snuffed the tablet computer

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Re: I don't remember this weekend

You guys are kids. I remember when Moses came down from the mountain with TWO tablets. The TOS were pretty heavy, too.

Criticize Donald Trump, get your site smashed offline from Russia

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Joke

Re: Hmmm...

Did anyone else have problems connecting to El Reg over the weekend?

Same here in the States. Usually connected with an F5. I'm sure Hillary Clinton is to blame, though.

Rosetta spacecraft set for smash landing

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Pint

We're saved

Brave Rosetta, gave its life to save Mankind. I saw it on the Web: http://xkcd.com/1740/

US govt pleads: What's it gonna take to get you people using IPv6?

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Terminator

"We want to hear from all stakeholders"

Sounds as though IPv6 has had a stake driven into its heart.

Nutanix's 'expected' IPO date is 30 September

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Joke

Nutanix

With peanut butter, on a hot muffin? Oh....

Forgive me, father, for I have used an ad-blocker on news websites...

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Pint

Proud to be a 23-Percenter

Where can I buy the hat?

Half! a! billion! Yahoo! email! accounts! raided! by! 'state! hackers!'

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Angel

It is what it sounds like

Yahoo!

Trump website server config snafu left interns' CVs exposed

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Holmes

Fixed?

From Mackeeper: "I have zero confidence that the campaign will be honest about that in whatever response they put out publicly (that’s if they do actually acknowledge the situation)."

Unless they can find a way to gain political spin by blaming it on someone outside the campaign, we'll never hear about it.

HP doorsteps Apple shoppers at the altar of dreams

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Coat

The HP Spectre has *Bang & Olufson* Audio

So where's the tone arm?

The one with the half-speed mastered "Dark Side of the Moon" LP in the (big) pocket.

Microsoft thinks time crystals may be viable after all

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Reference needed

How many time crystals are required to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool? The Albert Hall?

Petulant Facebook claims it can't tell the difference between child abuse and war photography

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FAIL

$Punks

We are always looking to improve our policies to make sure they both promote free expression and keep our community safe

Oh, bullshit. You're always looking for ways to monetize your naive users while keeping your worthless jobs safe.

Assange returns to Earth

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Thumb Down

Time for Assange to man up and face the charges

Assange is abusing his public notoriety to evade charges any other man would have to face. Ecuador should toss him out on the street.

Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

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Paris Hilton

Apple?

Paris and I have heard of them.

Hacker takes down CEO wire transfer scammers, sends their Win 10 creds to the cops

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Re: Say What?

If we're so much cleverer, how come we're all flat broke at the end of the month?

OTOH, we're not being hunted by the law and facing prison. Not me, at least.

Latest Intel, AMD chips will only run Windows 10 ... and Linux, BSD, OS X

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Pint

Best sales force Linux ever had

That would be Microsoft.

New Microsoft Bug Bounty

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Coat

Not eating enough carrots

At first glance I read the headline as "New Microsoft Bugs Bunny." For a moment there I thought the Microsoft board had replaced the CEO with someone who listened to users. What's up with this new user-snooping OS, Doc?

The one with 3.0-diopter reading glasses in the pocket.

Ice to see you! Windows 10 fix for freezing PCs finally flung at folks

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FAIL

Windows 10 was "free"

And worth every cent!

SpaceX blast kills Zuck's sat

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Pint

Facebook satellite lost before launch

^Like

Angler's obituary: Super exploit kit was the work of Russia's Lurk group

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Childcatcher

AI

Groups like Lurk are what worry me about AI. In all discussions of AI, the assumption is always that it will be implemented and controlled by White Hats. Whatever form AI takes in the future it surely will be an asset to the Black Hats. Security is the business to be in going forward, IMO. And FFS, don't click on that link in the email from your "bank"! You may launch SKYNET.

Facebook replaces human editors with McChicken romping, Fox News faking AI bots

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Angel

I keep hearing about this "Facebook"

On legitimate news sites. One of these days I may take a look at it.

Jovial NASA says Juno flyby a success

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Absolutely no offense to other countries

But at least in space exploration, I think America is still pretty great.

Unlimited mobile data in America – where's the catch? There's always a catch

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Coat

Virgin Mobile/Sprint

Virgin Mobile, my carrier, is now owned by Sprint. My monthly plan costs $35. No idea how many phone minutes that buys -- I never use it up. But it offers "unlimited data." Ha! After 2.5 GB they'll throttle the download speed. Got a warning last week that I'd reached 85% of allowance.

OGs like me carry GPS-enabled phones in hope the authorities will find our remains before the vultures do, so neither minutes or bandwidth are a problem for me. Does seem pretty cheesy, though. So I use Wi-Fi when I need to update the few apps I have. The Joy of Capitalism.

The one with the cheap Moto G in the pocket.

Microsoft's maps lost Melbourne because it used bad Wikipedia data

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Cheap way to travel

Okay, I'm editing Wikipedia to move London and Paris to the U.S. I'll give you Washington, D.C., and one other city to be negotiated.

NASA to begin first asteroid sample mission: Seeks 'pristine' specimen

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Take me along

If I had it to do over, I might have gone into geology as a career. Always liked looking at road cuts and the like. Now my expiration date is approaching, sure would like to catch a ride on the OSIRIS-REx mission! First human to visit an asteroid in space? What a way to go.

Note to editors: There's something missing from the article. It says Bennu is "about 1,900 feet long - roughly the size of five football fields." Okay, but we also need to know its volume in Olympic swimming pools.

Ad-blocking ‘plateaus’, claims hopeful ad industry

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Trollface

Eat your heart out, Donald Trump

With ad- and script-blocking add-ons we've built a wall, and we're making the advertisers pay for it!

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/pay-for-the-wall

(Yes, the Title assumes he has a heart, which is debatable.)

Microsoft to overhaul Windows 10 UI – with a 3D Holographic Shell

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Pint

The command line

Looking better every day.

Christians Against Poverty pleads for forgiveness over data breach

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God forgives

Victims of hacking don't.

Russia is planning to use airships as part of a $240bn transport project

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Big Brother

STOL

That attribute could be useful in remote areas of Siberia. Seems like a good idea, especially as there's [note proper usage] no shortage of gas bags in Russia.

Windows 10 Anniversary Update is borking boxen everywhere

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Holmes

"Free" Windows upgrade

Microsoft knew what Windows 10 was worth.

The developer died 14 years ago, here's a print out of his source code

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Said server was a Dell PowerEdge 1300 with 64MB of RAM and a 10GB IDE hard drive.

Sorry, but that's when I would have gone to catch the next train home. With hardware that old, you just have to know you're walking into a minefield.

AdBlock Plus blocked in China: 159m forbidden from stripping adverts

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Does not compute

Why would a(n allegedly) communist regime want the People looking at running-dog capitalist advertisements?

Yahoo! is! not! killing! Messenger! today!, just! the! desktop! client!

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Pint

!

When I do a left-handed Shift-1 to type ! on my laptop, I have to hit the Shift key dead center or it doesn't shift. So sometimes I get Yahoo1 instead of Yahoo! Having to type "Yahoo!" has forced me to become more accurate when pressing Shift. Otherwise I rarely use the exclamation point character. Thank you, Yahoo1 (oops) for improving my life, even though I never used any of your services. I'm sure you'll be missed.

TFSMIF!

New York jerks face $25K fines for hassling ex with fake caller IDs

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Facepalm

If they were going to spoof

They should have used a VPN to stream overseas Netflix. Probably beyond their competence to install Hola. Too late now, suckers.

Windows 10 still free, even the Anniversary Update, if you're crass

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Re: Stuck key on my keyboard..

Catch-WinX: If you haven't upgraded you must be in need of Assisted Technology. Therefore, an update will be forced on you.

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Thumb Up

Did _not_ "upgrade" from Win 7 SP1

Turned system on this morning and it works fine. No nags (since fixing that problem) or ads, still lets me install only Windows Updates I want. Not broken, not going to fix it.

Did Donald Trump really just ask Russia to hack the US govt? Yes, he did

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If Trump is elected

He'll get bored after a few months and resign, putting Pence in the top slot. Good luck to the country if that old, white theo-crat gets to select a few Supreme Court justices. Hillary is no saint, but in the present circumstances, she's the best hope.