* Posts by jake

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When it comes to working from home, Register readers are bucking national trends

jake Silver badge

Re: "dress code"

The last 9-5 I interviewed for (in 1989), I was wearing my racing leathers. When the interviewer queried my choice of "uniform", I pointed out that he had asked me to drive up from Palo Alto to South San Francisco by 10AM ... and had called at 9AM. I knew I could make it on the bike, but there was no way I was driving the Bayshore without armor ... I got the job.

The 9-5 prior to that, I wore the same outfit, for similar reasons. When queried, I responded along the lines of "are you hiring an engineer or a fashion plate?" ... They made me an offer. I counter offered, they hired me at my price point.

jake Silver badge

"Why do you feel the urge to be distracted or to distract your colleagues?"

How to tell us you've never actually held a job without saying "I've never had a job".

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Re: downvoted but no rebuttal

"You know you've hit the nail on the head."

Not this time, sabroni. More like hit the nail squarely on the thumb.

The sports car was never an expense, the childcare and transportation costs were.

Last time I looked it up, here in Sonoma County California the median cost of infant day-care is about $20,000/yr, and pre-school kids about $15,000/yr. That is a very real savings if one or both parents are working out of the house and the kid(s) can stay home.

I'll leave the cost of transportation for two adults going to work, five days per week, as an exercise for the reader.

All of this adds up to significant out-of-pocket expense for a working couple. Unless one or both are working from home.

Bluntly, elsergiovolador is dead wrong.

jake Silver badge

Re: Problems in the future?

"We don't long for the days of using beads for calculations"

I use an abacus to calculate livestock feed & supplement needs down in the feed barn. Electronic calculators tend to die quite quickly in that environment.

I also still use a sliderule about the place. It's more accurate than guestimating for fencing, fertilizer, seed, roofing, paint, roadbase, DG, working loads on beams and the like.

jake Silver badge

Re: Problems in the future?

Offices have been around a lot longer than even (electro)mechanical computers. Ask Lloyd's, just as one example.

Also, almost as soon as computers became more than somewhat useful to business, they were accessible from home. The Teletype Model 33 came out in 1963, and was in common(ish) use by top-tier remote mainframe support staff by the late 1960s. Dad had one installed in '67 or thereabouts ... the company even brought a second POTS line into our house for it, their dime. I soon used the same system to access ORVYL, the Stanford timeshare system, with the blessing of Dad's company. (I also later used it to access a new-fangled thingie that DARPA had Stanford and Berkeley et al working on ... but that's another story for another day.)

Attempts to demolish guardrails in AI image generators blamed for lewd Taylor Swift deepfakes

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4chan still exists?

Huh. Who knew?

Developer's default setting created turbulence in the flight simulator

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Re: Wrong defaults

I've heard of people getting into trouble with cron, but it's always a story about someone else. I've never actually seen it in person, leading me to think it's apocryphal at best.

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Re: manually dragged a PDP system

Not just dropped off the flatbed, but bounced up a flight of stairs, only to discover it is to be installed in the basement, and so bounced back down two flights. The heavy goods lift was out of order at the time. After re-setting all the cards (just in case), it was with great trepidation that I tried booting it for the first time. I shouldn't have bothered worrying.

Happened at SLAC in about 1985. Last time I checked, the equipment was still functional and used fairly regularly.

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Re: manually dragged a PDP system

"If this was the 1980s, it was very likely it was obsolete and decommissioned anyway."

I could show you PDP kit still in active duty. I have contracts for a couple bits & bobs that supervise, monitor and/or record some rather large and expensive equipment that isn't going to be upgraded any time soon, if ever.

The Land Before Linux: Let's talk about the Unix desktops

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"SuSE was originally RH-based "

Nope. Slackware.

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Re: No, FreeBSD lost out due to the legal issues, not the GPL

"As Linus said: BSD was not available on 386."

386BSD was first publicly available in early 1992 ... but if you knew who to ask (info easily found on Usenet), you could have had access to it's roots in 1990. Earlier, if you knew people at Berkeley.

I don't know if I'm happy that Linus didn't know this, or not ... one thing is very clear, though. If he had, the world would probably be a very different place.

"No-one likes doing free work for other companies to take."

I strongly disagree. See my reply to Doctor Syntax, elsewhere in this thread.

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Re: No, FreeBSD lost out due to the legal issues, not the GPL

"So no-one developed BSD? Or did somebody develop it and then have an "Oh shit!" moment when they got round to reading the licence? Or is it possible that those developing BSD knew exactly what the licence implied and were not only OK with the implications but welcomed them?"

I have been contributing to what we now call FOSS since before BSD was BSD.

Over the years, I wrote code, tested it, chased down bugs, created patches, wrote documentation, and all the other bits & bobs that go into FOSS because I am extremely selfish. I wanted it to work for ME, my way, in my time. Once it worked the way I wanted it to work, it solved a problem that I had, which more than paid for the time and effort that I put into it.

Then I released it to the wild, without caring if anyone else needed it. It's MINE, it scratched my itch ... now, if you have the same itch feel free to make use of my scratching post. No point in you re-inventing the wheel to do the same job ... and better, it frees you up to work on something to scratch another itch.

Thankfully, over the years many other people have has many other itches. In aggregate, we have created something useful.

Without money bags getting under foot.

"Should they have gone to some random A/C on the internet for instruction on what licence they should have used?"

::snort::

It took Taylor Swift deepfake nudes to focus Uncle Sam, Microsoft on AI safety

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Re: There is no undoing the AI

Quarts of nitromethane from Hyperfuels cost for about 35 bucks. Gallons about $85. They ship. Mix your own.

(If you're a full-sized drag racer, they also sell nitro by the 55 gallon drum ... I've used them for years. They will even ship to the track, overnight, in an emergency. Recommended.)

https://hyperfuels.com/policies/shipping-policy

"Electric cars might be faster"

Not by much, if at all. And they tend to burn out quickly. My 50+ year old toy nitro cars still work. For small values of work for some of them ... low compression. The oil in the fuel otherwise preserved the moving parts quite nicely. Compression can be fixed with an easy and cheap rebuild if I ever feel the need. If you have access to a mill, machining your own top-end is a good learning tool for your sprog.

jake Silver badge

Re: Just AI?

"they only care now that the vapid princess is involved"

FTFY

jake Silver badge

We used to call them ...

... "Frankensteins", and telling the newbies that they weren't real every September was part of the job in the early days of alt.* ... The letdown when it was pointed out that yes, that was definitely Lynda Carter's face, but unfortunately the body is last year's Miss October was sad to see.

What, you kids think YOUR generation invented them? The Venus of Willendorf probably has a recognizable (to the artist) hairdo on a fantasy body.

I should probably point out that IMO the sad losers making this kind of fake should probably step away from the keyboard and go feel some grass under their toes.

Linus Torvalds flames Google kernel contributor over filesystem suggestion

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Re: Hi, I'm the "Google kernel contributor" that this article is about.

Thank you, Sir.

Kindly stick around, your kind of perspective is quite valuable in these here parts.

The cheque'll be in your voicemail, and as always the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

N.B. I don't speak for or type(o) for ElReg; I'm just a common or garden commentard.

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Re: Referring to the Linux Kernel…

I wonder how many ElReg commentards know what Elton John has to do with that comment.

Cheers :-)

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Re: tracefs?

NOT in the kernel itself, however.

The systemd-cancer is not the kernel, is not required by the kernel, and has no hooks in the kernel, and according to the kernel devs (including Linus), it never will.

Thus, building a Linux Distribution without the systemd-cancer is actually pretty easy. I prefer Slackware, YMMV.

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Thus proving ...

... developers are human, too. Even Linus.

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Linus is paid to keep the Linux Kernel going in a sane direction by the Linux Foundation, a 501(c)(6) non-profit organization.

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Re: Here’s a bigger issue….

Canonically, that's "hit by a bus". It was all figured out over a decade ago.

I'll leave searching for the interview as an exercise for the reader.

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Re: Meh!

Yes. Have a beer.

jake Silver badge

Re: Bring back the old Linus

I've never seen an actual "enraged" Linus.

I *have* seen him yell at a very few people who refuse to catch clues when first passed them in a more polite manner.

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Re: Linus being shouty is not really news

Let's see, it's been what, 32 years and counting that the Linux Kernel has been overseen by Linus with his BDFL hat. It has continued growing, and making inroads into virtually every aspect of day-to-day life.

Sounds to me like he's been doing something right, despite all those poor, downtrodden, unpaid volunteers that you invoke.

Maybe, just maybe, you aren't really as clued into the situation as you think you are.

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I'm on the mailing list. Have been since the year dot. I've never been yelled at. Even though I've made mistakes.

Linus is a nice guy. Unless you are the type that is too boneheaded to admit you are wrong, fix your mistake, and move on. Frankly I'm surprised that Linus has been as tolerant as he has all those years ... If it was my name attached to the project, I'd have really lit into a few of the fucking idiotic prima donna drama queens.

jake Silver badge

THAT is considered flaming these days?

With skin that thin, one wonders how some people can get out of bed without tearing.

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

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Re: Try turning the cable end to end

More likely a bad seal at the pump end caused it to suck air. Turning it around (assuming it works both ways) killed the vacuum leak, allowing the pump to prime (I've seen this four or five times with rental trash pumps).

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Re: A wasted trip

"and also because the "turn it off an on" is a rarely not worth trying"

Reminds me of an early '80s AI koan ...

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.

Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong.”

Knight turned the machine off and on.

The machine worked.

'I’m sorry for everything...' Facebook's Zuck apologizes to families at Senate hearing

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Re: Yep.

"Oh, good, the blame-the-parents argument."

Your counter-argument is roughly "All the other parents are doing it, so I am abdicating my parental responsibilities, too".

Sorry, that dawg don't hunt.

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Re: Yep.

"For some time now parents have delegated responsibility for the upbringing of their kids to other people."

But where is it written that this is a good thing, or even legal? Last time I checked, the law says in no uncertain terms that the parent/guardian is responsible for their sprog's actions. The fact that nobody is doing anything about it has nothing to do with the actual law.

Is laziness on the part of the parent a good legal defense? Should it be?

Will another law or laws actually fix the problem, when it's quite clear that the existing laws covering the problem aren't doing any good?

Will a hastily prepared and passed into law cause more problems than expected? (They seemingly always do ... )

jake Silver badge

Yep.

If parents would parent, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Consider that in this country (USA), a minor is not legally allowed to enter into a contract. Their parent or guardian has to sign it for them. Thus kids having access to Internet pr0n and etc. is squarely on the backs of the parents, who have tacitly allowed it by giving their sprog the tools to easily access it.

And of course the kids WILL access it if they can. Remember when you were that age? Does anyone reading this truly believe kids have changed appreciably in the last couple decades?

No, even though I think it is a parental problem, it doesn't follow that I think that BigMedia should be off the hook ... There is still such a thing as maintaining an attractive nuisance.

Dems and Repubs agree on something – a law to tackle unauthorized NSFW deepfakes

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Who published your comment, Headley_Grange?

Did you publish it? Or did ElReg?

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"That's not what people were saying when newspapers published comics"

Political cartoons, satire and caricatures of people in the public eye are protected works in civilized countries.

It remains to be seen if a computer generated "porn" image of somebody who may (or may not) be a pop singer is similarly protected. What would happen if the porn industry produced a real, live gal that was close enough in looks to the person in question that it'd fool the casual onlooker? Would this double not be allowed to participate in porn? Would computer generated images of her be allowed?

As a side question, has anybody ever actually made a real ruling on the definition of "porn"?

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Re: More laws that will be ignored

"The easiest thing to do is add "moral rights" to copyright"

Whose morals, Kemosabe?

The real significance of Apple's Macintosh

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Re: Myths and reality distortion fields.

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/09/08/640k-enough/

tl;dr version: There is absolutely zero proof that Gates said it, just stories from a friend of a friend and other forms of rumo(u)r. Note that the 640K limit was a hardware limit, and already set in stone by IBM by the time Gates heard about the project. Microsoft was working with the computer they had been given, and had no input as to memory limitations.

The Jobs quote I heard with my own ears. Ask anyone who was at that meeting of the Homebrew Computer Club. No, I am not going to out myself in this forum, but many of the folks there that evening are still alive. (My lizard hind-brain suggests that it was Todd Fischer who called Jobs out on the lack of upgradability.)

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Myths and reality distortion fields.

"Everybody" knows that Bill Gates said something about 640K being enough ... unfortunately, he never said that. It's a myth.

However, I personally remember Steve Jobs saying that "128K should to be enough for home users!", at a meeting of the Homebrew Computer Club in late 1983, as he was demonstrating the original 128K Mac, just before the public unveiling. At the time, he had a point ... people were running flight simulators in 64K![0]

[0] On bare metal, no OS ...

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History.

"An example of the machine's versatility is that it could run other OSes, including Xenix, Microsoft's early Unix."

Not Microsoft's. SCO's.

SCO[0] was the company that ported AT&T's bog-stock PDP11 UNIX Version 7 source over to the Lisa. I should know, that's what runs on mine.

Microsoft was just the middle-man ... AT&T wasn't allowed to sell UNIX in the commercial market for anti-trust reasons. Bill Gates saw a financial opportunity, and convinced Ma Bell to allow Microsoft to became a re-seller of AT&T's source, but it was other companies that did the porting. The Xenix name came about because $TELCO's lawyers decided it would be prudent to jealously guard the UNIX trademark. About all the "Xenix" coding that Microsoft ever did was to add a Microsoft trademark line to a few header files, near as I can tell.

[0] The real SCO, not the latter-day zombie SCO of insane litigation fame.

The rise and fall of the standard user interface

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Re: Efficient interface

"perhaps I'm confusing it with something else."

Probably. Everybody and their mother had their own prototype screen editor back then.

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Re: Efficient interface

Here's the original interview, as printed in Unix Review in August of 1984:

https://archive.org/details/Unix_Review_1984_Aug.pdf/page/n59/mode/1up

I actually called Bill after that one to argue with a couple of his opinions. 40 years ago. Yeesh.

Of interest to this entire batch of commentardery is the article by Bill Tuthlll on screen handling from C programs, which directly follows the Joy interview. Worth a read, helps put some of this stuff into perspective. The advertising in the issue might open a few eyes, too.

Thanks for the memories. My round, I think.

jake Silver badge

Re: Efficient interface

You mean cut buffers?

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Re: There was nothing wrong with ..., so why fix it with ...?

"There is not a single such obvious advantage to any newfangled GUI convention."

The ability to run many x-terms on one screen, alongside whatever bespoke GUI software your job required.

Then Mosaic Communications Corporation released Mosaic Netscape (called "Mosaic Killer" internally; you know it better as Mozilla), and the world changed. Suddenly it was hip to release open source GUI code.

One person's shortcut was another's long road to panic

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As a old fart, I always expect someone else's stupidity.

Also as an old fart, I expect myself to make stupid mistakes, too (I'm only human!), and program accordingly.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." —Albert Einstein (supposedly)

"Apart from hydrogen, the most common thing in the universe is stupidity." —Harlan Ellison

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." —Frank Zappa

We put salt in our tea so you don't have to

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Re: Pointless if potless

It's highly unlikely you have 208V available at your house, unless you are wired for 3-phase.

However, it is pretty easy to run a 240V circuit from most North American household breaker panels, should you care enough. Many newer houses come wired with such circuitry. The sockets are incompatible with 110/120V equipment, so it's safe.

Instant-on boiling taps work well, IF the occupants of the house understand the concept of "hot".

Black, fermented tea works best with boiling water (212F or 100C). Other teas work best at progressively cooler brewing temperatures.

Coffee requires 91-96C. Any hotter and you release the bitter acidic components that some (most?) people find narsty, any less and you miss out on some of the best aromatics (and in fact, the closer you can hold it at 96C (205F) while it brews, without going over, the better your coffee will be).

[1] NMF, but Denver?

jake Silver badge

Re: Not all Americans

"trying to get a cup of TEA, not iced sugar water"

Oh, gawd/ess ... don't bring up "sweet tea" in here, the British are listening.

Horrid, horrid stuff. All the sugar of a softdrink, with none of the flavo(u)r or carbonation.

Disclaimer: I hate softdrinks, too. Sugar is only palatable after appropriate application of yeast.

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Name checks out ...

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"Would we now perhaps have "British North America"?"

Ask the Canadians.

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Kale belongs, well chopped, in soup. Especially at this time of year. Any fule know that.

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"As to sprouts, plant breeding has made great strides over the years. They're not like they used to be when I hated them."

Same for broccoli. If you think you hate it, and haven't tried it in 30 years or more, try it again.

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"it rests on the assumption that the bitter receptors need to be blocked. Why?"

Not sure, but I've heard it all my life. Not that I subscribe to the theory.

For example, when I make ice cream with sugar, vanilla, eggs and cream/milk there is no bitter flavo(u)r at all. When I include a pinch of salt, the flavo(u)r is enhanced. You can try this for yourself at home, even without an ice cream maker (look up "tin can ice cream"). Fun game for a kid's party ... have 'em guess which batch has the salt. Likewise, cookies/biscuits, cakes and etc. (mostly) have no bitter flavo(u)rs, but are essentially inedible without salt. Some bitter foods, on the other hand, seem to get quite a bit more bitter with the addition of salt.

I tried the salt-in-tea/coffee thing many, many years ago. As salt is a flavo(u)r enhancer, it seemed to make sense. Played with the amount, dropping it down past the point of tasting it over about a week. It didn't seem to do anything at all once the salt couldn't be tasted, so I dropped to project as useless.

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Re: Barbarians …

That's not tea, that's gravy.

There is a special place in hell for people who waste sausage drippings.

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