Re: What's the first word you think of when someone says "Amazon"?
I'm also old, but as a Yank the word Books has always meant Barnes & Noble.
I misread that as Wetherspoons and had to do a double-take ...
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"Keep in mind that not long after Amazon went public in 1997, George Colony, founder and CEO of Forrester Research, referred to the online bookstore as as "Amazon dot toast." "
To be perfectly fair, he was right. THAT particular Amazon has gone the way of the Dodo.
When was the last time you thought "books!" when someone mentioned Amazon?
... as always when it comes to these "surveys", is how exactly were the folks surveyed selected?
Gut feeling is the numbers generated aren't worth the bits it took to display them on my screen.
In other words, it's a complete waste of time on everybody's part ... but it got McAfee some free advertising on ElReg.
I lived in the Haight for a couple years in the early 90s (long story). SF was much, much more fit for human beings at that time. Today, all it is fit for is a convenient bit of road to get from Marin to San Mateo (or vice-versa). And they are trying to put the kibosh on THAT by forcing CalTrans to make the through-highways into toll roads.
"I think that the people of San Francisco are sick and tired of being guinea pigs."
Living in a massive habitrail doesn't help. People aren't meant the live in their millions, cheek by jowl, stacked on top of each other like so much cord wood.
So of course San Francisco is building MORE housing (ostensibly for "the unhoused", who will never be able to afford it), thus packing even more people into a tiny, little 7X7sqmi city. It's getting close to the point of critical mass, and the explosion will make a mess when it happens.
San Francisco is a shithole, and its elected officials seem determined to keep it that way. Keep voting them back in, idiots!
I hope you're getting paid for all those evening hours ... They add up quick!
Many moons ago we were given pagers to carry "for emergencies". I turned mine on when I got to work, and off again when I left work. My reasoning was that I wasn't being paid when I was off work, therefor they had no right to try to contact me. Needless to say, management wasn't very happy with my interpretation. They called HR, to get me to see reason or to fire me. HR took my side (!!!). Long and short of it, everybody with a pager wound up with an extra dollar per hour for each and every hour we were required to be on call when otherwise off duty.
A couple years later a few of us were presented with DynaTacs ... we all said "more money, please". This time, we were compensated $1.75/hr. For awhile there I was collecting for both the pager and the phone. It was quite lucrative, added up to a hair over $18,000/yr in mid '80s dollars. Fortunately Upper Management liked me more than they liked the mid-level idiot who ran our division ...
Then Middle Management discovered email. Every single last one of us refused to use email out of hours because actually sitting down and typing was entirely too disruptive to our RealLife. That was the end of it ... until the Blackberry made email a telephone thing (yes, I know, there were attempts before the Crackberry, but RIM put the concept on the map, at least for the non-technically inclined). Thankfully, I was already out of the 9-5 loop by the time that happened.
Daftest thing is that you idiots actually use YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT to do your company's business! WTF are you thinking? If they need you to check your email outside of working hours, Shirley they can bloody well pay for the gear required to do so, right? The entire BYOD thing boggles my mind ... how much money are corporations, world-wide, saving by forcing workers to pay for the privilege of doing their jobs?
And then there is the actual meaning of "BYOD", to wit "Break Your Own Defenses". One wonders how many emails world-wide are being opened at home as I type that would get the user fired if he printed it out and tried to carry it out of his office at knocking-off time ...
Suggestion: It's called a 9-5 for a reason. Treat it as such. Leave work at work, even if "work" is a company-issued laptop on your kitchen table. Close it after hours, and LEAVE IT CLOSED until after breakfast tomorrow. Your life will be a lot happier.
/rant
"WTF are elections held on a Tuesday?"
They are not. They are held over a period of time. I received my ballot for the election to be held on March 5th, by mail, last Wednesday (Feb. 7th). I can fill it out and return it several ways between now and the close of polls. Counting of ballots begins at close of polls on Election Day, which is on a Tuesday for historical reasons, as you point out. Not that anyone gives a fuck, they could start counting at High Noon on the following Sunday and I'm sure that only the usual batch of religious whackjobs and other bellyachers would bitch about it.
With that said, employers in California are required to give 2 paid hours off for employees to go to the polls on so-called "election day".
As a side note, last time I renewed my driver's license, it was online.
I am in California, which last time I checked, was still in the USA.
Strangely enough, I have never had issues with your "gaps".
Perhaps I don't partake in web sites that offer that kind of thing? I dunno ... I do not actively avoid such things, though.
Maybe I'm missing out ... or maybe they are not quite as necessary as you believe?
The only browser I have installed on my daily driver is Firefox.
::shrugs::
"What is “Mozilla,” a portmanteau between Mosaic and Godzilla?"
In 1998, the Mosaic Communications Corporation released the originally named "Mosaic Netscape", which was called "Mosaic Killer" internally. This internal name morphed into Mozilla. The Godzilla reference and subsequent logo came after the name change.
"Mone stated that she had “no conflicts whatsoever” and that she was not “entitled to any financial remuneration or financial benefit whatsoever”.
Translation: "I didn't feel conflicted about receiving the money, because even though I wasn't entitled to it, obviously I was able to accept any financial remuneration or financial benefit offered”.
Twisted politician's minds are twisted.
Last time I checked, AI was still a fundamental science project. Yes there are companies collecting investor money and selling access to supposed "AI" computing, but so far nobody has run a useful computation on these. It's a bit like fusion energy: we know it works in principle but we don't know if we can assemble a device that scales sufficiently to be useful.
Again, don't TELL me, SHOW me.
I look forward to meeting your theoretical man-made[0] thinking machine sometime in the somewhat vague, completely undetermined future. Maybe.
Until then, perhaps we should get in another round?
[0] Non-biological ... any idiot can reproduce, as can be seen down the Walmart on any given weekend.
"Roko's Basilisk is a very persuasive argument"
Only to people who don't understand the technology. Machines do not, and cannot think[0].
Before you say it, let me counter: Don't TELL me, SHOW me.
Until then, it's nothing more than bad science fiction bordering on religion, and used to scare the children.
[0] amfM will now spontaneously combust. Have a pint to put that fire out, mate.
A NASA book converted to HTML many moons ago. Including pictures, diagrams, and etc.
https://www.hq.nasa.gov/pao/History/SP-400/contents.htm
Well worth a read, even if you're old enough to remember it while it was happening.
Send a link to any kids in your life. Explain to them that yes, the pictures aren't up to today's quality ... but the first commercial digital camera (the CROMEMCO Cyclops) was still a year or so in the future when the Skylab 4 crew left the key under the mat for the next crew, who sadly never got off the ground.
It is not hallucination, it's just garbage. It is a machine, and thus not sentient. It outputs EXACTLY what it is told to output.
The garbage comes from the crap it is fed, which is demonstrably full of incorrect, incomplete and incompatible data, and is otherwise corrupt and stale.
Anybody who allows machines to trade their investments based on this nonsense will sooner or later get what they deserve.
As we say around there here parts, "Stupidity SHOULD hurt!".
"What does MIRO stand for in your context?"
In the given context, MiRo is essentially a dumbed-down version of MBTI, and just as useless in the great scheme of things. It's the name of a bit of pseudo-science in the field of Psychometrics. I have never known what MiRo stands for, and a quick glance at t'intrawebtubes suggests that nobody else does, either. Unless you pay the "practitioners" an exorbitant sum of money, no doubt.
The last 9-5 I interviewed for (in 1989), I was wearing my racing leathers. When the interviewer queried my choice of "uniform", I pointed out that he had asked me to drive up from Palo Alto to South San Francisco by 10AM ... and had called at 9AM. I knew I could make it on the bike, but there was no way I was driving the Bayshore without armor ... I got the job.
The 9-5 prior to that, I wore the same outfit, for similar reasons. When queried, I responded along the lines of "are you hiring an engineer or a fashion plate?" ... They made me an offer. I counter offered, they hired me at my price point.
"You know you've hit the nail on the head."
Not this time, sabroni. More like hit the nail squarely on the thumb.
The sports car was never an expense, the childcare and transportation costs were.
Last time I looked it up, here in Sonoma County California the median cost of infant day-care is about $20,000/yr, and pre-school kids about $15,000/yr. That is a very real savings if one or both parents are working out of the house and the kid(s) can stay home.
I'll leave the cost of transportation for two adults going to work, five days per week, as an exercise for the reader.
All of this adds up to significant out-of-pocket expense for a working couple. Unless one or both are working from home.
Bluntly, elsergiovolador is dead wrong.
"We don't long for the days of using beads for calculations"
I use an abacus to calculate livestock feed & supplement needs down in the feed barn. Electronic calculators tend to die quite quickly in that environment.
I also still use a sliderule about the place. It's more accurate than guestimating for fencing, fertilizer, seed, roofing, paint, roadbase, DG, working loads on beams and the like.
Offices have been around a lot longer than even (electro)mechanical computers. Ask Lloyd's, just as one example.
Also, almost as soon as computers became more than somewhat useful to business, they were accessible from home. The Teletype Model 33 came out in 1963, and was in common(ish) use by top-tier remote mainframe support staff by the late 1960s. Dad had one installed in '67 or thereabouts ... the company even brought a second POTS line into our house for it, their dime. I soon used the same system to access ORVYL, the Stanford timeshare system, with the blessing of Dad's company. (I also later used it to access a new-fangled thingie that DARPA had Stanford and Berkeley et al working on ... but that's another story for another day.)
Not just dropped off the flatbed, but bounced up a flight of stairs, only to discover it is to be installed in the basement, and so bounced back down two flights. The heavy goods lift was out of order at the time. After re-setting all the cards (just in case), it was with great trepidation that I tried booting it for the first time. I shouldn't have bothered worrying.
Happened at SLAC in about 1985. Last time I checked, the equipment was still functional and used fairly regularly.
"If this was the 1980s, it was very likely it was obsolete and decommissioned anyway."
I could show you PDP kit still in active duty. I have contracts for a couple bits & bobs that supervise, monitor and/or record some rather large and expensive equipment that isn't going to be upgraded any time soon, if ever.
Quarts of nitromethane from Hyperfuels cost for about 35 bucks. Gallons about $85. They ship. Mix your own.
(If you're a full-sized drag racer, they also sell nitro by the 55 gallon drum ... I've used them for years. They will even ship to the track, overnight, in an emergency. Recommended.)
https://hyperfuels.com/policies/shipping-policy
"Electric cars might be faster"
Not by much, if at all. And they tend to burn out quickly. My 50+ year old toy nitro cars still work. For small values of work for some of them ... low compression. The oil in the fuel otherwise preserved the moving parts quite nicely. Compression can be fixed with an easy and cheap rebuild if I ever feel the need. If you have access to a mill, machining your own top-end is a good learning tool for your sprog.
Thank you, Sir.
Kindly stick around, your kind of perspective is quite valuable in these here parts.
The cheque'll be in your voicemail, and as always the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
N.B. I don't speak for or type(o) for ElReg; I'm just a common or garden commentard.
"and also because the "turn it off an on" is a rarely not worth trying"
Reminds me of an early '80s AI koan ...
A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong.”
Knight turned the machine off and on.
The machine worked.
"For some time now parents have delegated responsibility for the upbringing of their kids to other people."
But where is it written that this is a good thing, or even legal? Last time I checked, the law says in no uncertain terms that the parent/guardian is responsible for their sprog's actions. The fact that nobody is doing anything about it has nothing to do with the actual law.
Is laziness on the part of the parent a good legal defense? Should it be?
Will another law or laws actually fix the problem, when it's quite clear that the existing laws covering the problem aren't doing any good?
Will a hastily prepared and passed into law cause more problems than expected? (They seemingly always do ... )
If parents would parent, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Consider that in this country (USA), a minor is not legally allowed to enter into a contract. Their parent or guardian has to sign it for them. Thus kids having access to Internet pr0n and etc. is squarely on the backs of the parents, who have tacitly allowed it by giving their sprog the tools to easily access it.
And of course the kids WILL access it if they can. Remember when you were that age? Does anyone reading this truly believe kids have changed appreciably in the last couple decades?
No, even though I think it is a parental problem, it doesn't follow that I think that BigMedia should be off the hook ... There is still such a thing as maintaining an attractive nuisance.
"That's not what people were saying when newspapers published comics"
Political cartoons, satire and caricatures of people in the public eye are protected works in civilized countries.
It remains to be seen if a computer generated "porn" image of somebody who may (or may not) be a pop singer is similarly protected. What would happen if the porn industry produced a real, live gal that was close enough in looks to the person in question that it'd fool the casual onlooker? Would this double not be allowed to participate in porn? Would computer generated images of her be allowed?
As a side question, has anybody ever actually made a real ruling on the definition of "porn"?
https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/09/08/640k-enough/
tl;dr version: There is absolutely zero proof that Gates said it, just stories from a friend of a friend and other forms of rumo(u)r. Note that the 640K limit was a hardware limit, and already set in stone by IBM by the time Gates heard about the project. Microsoft was working with the computer they had been given, and had no input as to memory limitations.
The Jobs quote I heard with my own ears. Ask anyone who was at that meeting of the Homebrew Computer Club. No, I am not going to out myself in this forum, but many of the folks there that evening are still alive. (My lizard hind-brain suggests that it was Todd Fischer who called Jobs out on the lack of upgradability.)