* Posts by jake

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Linus Torvalds suggests the 80486 architecture belongs in a museum, not the Linux kernel

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Re: Genuine question...

Not only will you always be able to use older kernels, some of them are kept updated as needed. For example, LTS kernel 4.4 (released in very early 2016) will be maintained until at least 2026, and probably until 2036 ... and possibly beyond, if there is a need. There are other niche kernels that get backports for security issues and the like, and the folks who need them know where to look.

How I made a Chrome extension for converting Reg articles to UK spelling

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Re: Not wounded pride.

"American religious observance rates are still higher than the UK, but have declined severely in the last 40 years"

I dunno about that ... virtually everyone I know in the UK will claim to be CofE if asked (with a few scattered among the other major religions of the world). The numbers of self-declared xtians in the US has been dropping since the 1950s. Last time I checked, over 25% of Americans claim no religious affiliation at all.

Note that I know many people who would claim "christian affiliation" if asked, but who have no actual affiliation with any church, have never actually attended a service in adult-hood, and probably haven't had a thought on the subject in years, if not decades. If you take these people into account, I rather suspect the actual numbers here in the US are well above 50% not affiliated with any religion. And rising.

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Re: Not wounded pride.

"I suspect you probably just had the misfortune of dealing with a hyper-religious pedant."

Exactly. Worse, said HRP was taking advantage of the fact that he had a captive Brit at his disposal to preach at, knowing that the Brit probably didn't know it was against most social rules in the US, and definitely against the rules in most workplaces, and thus wouldn't say anything to management.

In essence, the bible-thumper was bullying the defenseless Brit. Bless.

And like all bullies, he almost certainly didn't have the cajones to try the same with his Yank workmates, who would know how and when to stand up for themselves.

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Re: But some of us prefer the Encheferizer.........

"And now, let's see how John is getting along with that elephant..."

Little Lulu stepped on his foot before attempting to exit stage left, didn't she?

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Re: But some of us prefer the Encheferizer.........

Probably about the same as the number of limeys who would get references to the magic mirror and Mr. DoBee ...

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Re: Cant spell or count

Perhaps the AC would change his tune a trifle if he knew that the British officially depreciated the long billion in 1974, and now officially use the short billion. Which they got from the French, not the Yanks.

You seem to have run out of apostrophes. Here's a double handful to see you through ''''''''''.

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Re: The word "Math" is ...

What is git short for?

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Re: The word "Math" is ...

"Anyway, I couldn’t care less."

And yet here you are, posting. Couldn't help yourself, could you?

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"anti-American sentiment is like a red rag to a bull for you"

Actually, I find it funny :-)

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Insult?

What insult? I see no insult.

I see something that might be perceived as an insult by someone not in on the joke ... but I assure you there was no insult. And I'm pretty sure the OP didn't take it as one. Unless he hit on an amazing coincidence of a handle ... Which is plausible, but highly unlikely.

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"amd emphasizes] the diverse sources of your excellent reporting."

And commentards, IMO.

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When will you issue this marvelous epistle? Or do you have issues backing what you write?

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Re: We may well remember

When one writes in a dialect, word spellings can and do change from the national standard. In fact, they can even become entirely different words. One man's beck is another man's stream.

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Re: Ugh

Exactly.

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Pint

Re: Ugh

Yes. The obvious solution.

This round's on me.

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Re: Fahrenheit -- banish

What about Pints?

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Re: I remember...

This Yank remembers pig bins in British schools ... do all y'all still do that? Or did it go away with the foot&mouth problems in the early '90s (or earlier?)?

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Re: Appreciate the effort but...

The whole Paris thing was a joke that was past its prime a decade or more ago. Good riddance.

Dump Travaglia (rusting on his old laurals for a quarter century), and bring back Dabbs.

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Re: German-American pseudo-English.

The Amish probably use more technology than you think they do. Even Cell Phones, although most of them refuse to allow a telephone into their homes.

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Yes.

Even Scientific American, back in the day, allowed spellings according to the Author's background. And even mixed & matched, in the case where one author was quoting another. (See Martin Gardner's columns on Conway's Game of Life, for example ... if you can find reprints that haven't been "helpfully" edited, that is).

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Misunderstanding of how rifting works.

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Except ...

... the mid-Atlantic is slowly retreating from both sides.

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Regardless of my somewhat irreverent amusement elsewhere in this thread, it may surprise some that I agree with the above post.

Well, most of the post ... Kate Fox's observation "The English are not usually given to patriotic boasting – indeed, both patriotism and boasting are regarded as unseemly, so the combination of these two sins is doubly distasteful. But there is one significant exception to this rule, and that is the patriotic pride we take in our sense of humour, particularly in our expert use of irony." is clearly bullshit.

Or perhaps she didn't notice the major kerfuffle caused by The Sex Pistols when they were top of the charts during the Queen's Silver Jubilee, as the entire nation lost its tiny collective mind in celebration ... There are other, somewhat less egregious examples.

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The word "Math" is ...

... inherently plural , as it is short for "Mathematics". Presumably you say "Mathematicses"?

Kind of like RPM is the plural (the S is implied from "revolutions"). If you insist on saying "RPMs", I'll need to know how many minutes you are intending to measure those revolutions.

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Where did you get that "statistic", Fat Freddy Scat?

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"ize" is the original, from the ancient Greek. You Brits partially changed over to the French "ise" awhile back. Kinda like you did when going metric.

So once again, you're speaking/spleling in French, not your vaunted English.

The Big Dic says that both -ise and -ize are correct in British English.

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Their servers, their rules. The freedom of the Press belongs to he who owns the press.

::shrugs::

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Re: Not wounded pride.

As a Left Coastian Yank, I have never heard of anybody having issues with any of those phrases.

However, willfully, intentionally and even stubbornly illiterate people exist in every society. Usually they are spread out among the general population, where they can't cause much trouble ... but I'm sure (nearly) all the readers of this august rag can name a few States where they seem to have concentrated for varying reasons. Were you, perchance, in one of those states?

And yes, "it was OK" tends to be a backhanded compliment around here.

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Re: Not wounded pride.

Where the fuck were you? Stuck in the Bible Belt? You poor bastard ...

Here in SillyConValley "evil" is, and has been. used just as it is in Blighty for generations ... Read comments in Source Code from the 1960s if you don't believe me.

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Re: Not wounded pride.

As a Yank who spent many years in the British isles, I suspect your problem is that you just plain aren't as funny as you think you are. Cross-pond humo(u)r can be difficult to translate for the GreatUnwashed, but it's not impossible. And once explained (regardless of direction), it keeps its humo(u)r. Except many of the Brits refuse to have anything to do with the crossing from the West "because it's Yank".

There is a word for that ...

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Re: Not wounded pride.

Personally, having spent roughly 20% of my life in Blighty, I find both versions of English to work just fine. All the angst being displayed here is, to me, quite funny.

Because IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. The Universe doesn't care, and never will.

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"if the Tories embark on a death spiral this week"

This week? Didn't they start that roughly when they threw Thatcher under the bus?

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I wouldn't know. My personal bozo filter is wetware. Much better granularity than the software version. 40-odd years of Usenet and IRC will do that to a guy.

Some decidedly odder than others ...

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But it IS a word!

What? He didn't say leatherized? Bloody accents ...

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Where is Kaliphornia?

Or is that a British mispleling of California?

Hypocrite much?

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Re: The King's English

His paternal Grandad was the King of Greece for half a century or so. Close enough?

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Not wounded pride.

More like lese-majesty.

That version of the language belongs to the King, after all. Inherited it from his Mum, he did.

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"How long till somebody makes an extension which removes all opposing opinions on the Internet, allowing you to live in you very own little confirmation bubble?"

Killfiles (AKA bozo filters) have been around forever. Where do you think your spam filter(s) came from?

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Re: German-American pseudo-English.

How very dare you. Pennsylvania Dutch is a perfectly cromulant language.

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Re: Spellerizer?

Presumably you are going to get right on that, in your copious free time.

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Owed to a Spell Checker (was: Re: Optional)

(AKA "Candidate for a Pullet Surprise")

I have a spelling checker,

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in it's weigh.

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's

Hour spelling mite decline,

And if we're lacks oar have a laps,

We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

Their are know fault's with in my cite,

Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,

It does knot bring a tier.

My pay purrs awl due glad den

With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should bee proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

Such soft wear four pea seas,

And why eye brake in two averse

Buy righting want too pleas.

-Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar, early 1990s

To make this computer work, users had to press a button. Why didn't it work? Guess

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Re: Users are the worst

The first question I always ask is "Are you in front of the machine right now"?

It's somewhat sad how often I have to follow that with "Call me back when you are".

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I can't remember how many times I was yelled at because the user had a VCR tape that wouldn't fit in a Beta player (or vice-versa). The silly thing is that I wasn't even supposed to be end-user support during that era!

video sed non credo

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Re: User interfaces being bad

"never existed."

Certainly existed.

I am looking at half a dozen 9V transistor radios, all from different manufacturers, vintage late '50s to mid '70s. All of them have just an on/off+volume knob and a tuner dial for the AM band. They also all have both a built-in speaker and an earphone jack. Plugging in the earphone turns off the speaker. They all still work quite nicely.

I listen to baseball games on a late '30s Philco tube (valve) radio when I'm up at my place in Fort Bragg. It's kinda nice, because it's the same radio that my grandfather introduced me to the SF Giants on when I were a nipper. Big, Art Deco "Cathedral" floor-standing bit of walnut furniture, 85 or 90 lbs worth. With two controls ... on/off-volume and AM tuning.

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Re: User interfaces being bad

That jar is called a Mason Jar ... they are used for home canning. The two piece lid consists of the "lid" and the "ring". The jar and the ring are re-usable, the lid is replaced every time you re-use the jar to preserve food.

A company called Trash Amps used to sell the guts and speaker as kits, you supply the jar (will work with any standard wide-mouth canning jar). I got mine as a birthday gift from my Daughter about ten years ago. As you can imagine, the sound isn't exactly fit as a reference source, but it's more than adequate for practice. I swapped out the standard AAA batteries for rechargeables, and added a recharging jack in the lid.

A quick glance at DDG suggests that they no longer sell the one I have, they've downgraded it to use BlueTooth, and now it has a big, ugly switch sticking out the top. If you want one of these things, I suggest you find an original[0] (maybe on fleabay?). Easily worth $25 or so, just for the novelty value. Recommended.

[0] Or make your own ... it's just a simple high-gain amp, a two inch speaker, a jack, battery holder, and some wire.

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Re: Bad design

My race cars/bikes all have push-button start, and no key at all.

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Re: Manual is optional,

My publicly accessible greenhouses have large, black on yellow CAUTION! DiHydrogen Monoxide spraying inside! Proceed at own risk! signs prominently posted ... The insurance agent noted this with approval.

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Re: Definition of an Old-Style Phone

The small community where my parents grew up has one of the last party line telephone systems in the United States. We decommissioned it "officially" in 1972. After disconnection, $TELCO left us the obsolete equipment to dispose of as we saw fit.

Unofficially, it still works between two dozenish homes, mostly family members. It is possible to call me there by dialing one of two numbers we maintain specifically for the purpose, and then having the operator (or a computer, on the second line) patch from $TELCO to our party line[0] and then ring the requested number.

In the other direction, four short rings automatically patches you to an outside line, normally used for emergencies only these days (thus the computer controlled line ... the human operator is an elderly cousin). Then you rattle the hook to tell the computer what number to dial. Yes, it's slow to dial out ... but it has saved lives on at least two occasions; cell phones don't work well or at all in this part of the Mendocino County back woods.

Mostly it's used for birthdays, anniversaries and other family stuff like that. My "number" (inherited from my Grandfather) is two shorts & two longs.

[0] Don't panic ... it's legal, I built a couple of optically isolated circuits specifically for the purpose.

Millennials, Gen Z actually suck at workplace security

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Re: "something only 15 percent of boomers and 31 percent of Gen X admitted to"

"All the words are spelled correctly."

Pace British English/American English (etc.) tomfoolery. But we should probably leave that discussion in the other thread, where it belongs.

For small values of belongs ...

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Re: "LEET"?

At least.

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