* Posts by jake

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Microsoft swears it's not coming for your data with scan for old Office versions

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Re: The best way to fight MS

The best way to fight Redmond is to not use their products.

Works for mean and mine. Try it, you might like it.

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Re: Strange way to respect user privacy

"I see very little difference between MS collecting data on me and a hacker doing the same."

There is absolutely zero difference. Substitute any other international marketing company for Microsoft and it still holds true.

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There is "No, thank you.".

And then there is "Hell fucking no, you nosy fucking marketing bastards!".

This one deserves the latter, from all and sundry ... but perhaps with a trifle more vehemence.

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Re: Strange way to respect user privacy

"When are antivirus companies going to provide a tool for blocking and removing applications that do telemetry?"

No need. Linux and BSD exist, and last time I checked you can configure them to suit yourself.

Fossil brain undoes 350 million years of scientific understanding

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Re: Of course, radio.

I heard it on Radio 4 in England when it first ran in '78. I recorded it on cassette, including the xmas special (gawd/ess knows why), and still have those cassettes (again, gawd/ess knows why). My friends and I heard about it a couple days in advance when John Peel plugged it on his radio show after somehow accidentally managing to be allowed to sit in on a rehearsal.

A trifle later, It ran on NPR as part of their Playhouse series. (That's National Public Radio, for you Brits). I listened to that broadcast, too, turned all my friends onto it. It became a bit of a cult hit on the Stanford and Berkeley campuses. There were actually old-fashioned "listen to the radio show" parties.

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Reading? That line is so old I first heard it on the radio.

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One word:

DUH!

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Pint

Toob of Ewe video from ...

... Matt Friedman, associate professor of evolutionary biology at the University of Michigan, the head researcher on the project, is available here.

One more piece of the puzzle. Dancing rodents and a beer to them.

For those of you who prefer easy copy/paste: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tNh7QWnSo

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Re: They missed the important bit

At around 3 inches, they were bait-fish, and not food. Rather, they were what food ate.

However, if I had to hazard a guess, they probably tasted not entirely unlike chic^W^W^W^W cod.

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Re: 350 million years of scientific understanding

Very early birds indeed, at 110 million years ago.

Not that it would have done them any good ... all they could read was chicken scratches.

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Re: "this fossil is the oldest known fossilized vertebrate brain"

Or the US Senate.

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Shirley digital watches should be updated to fondleslabs?

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"evolution is basically a result of sexual extensions"

Nope. It's about survival, with a dash of persistence and a pinch of endurance. An individual has to stick around long enough, and stay healthy enough, to reproduce. There are plenty of species out there which practice asexual reproduction. They evolve, too, although somewhat slower than those prone to spreading their genes out more indiscriminately.

Microsoft injects AI into Teams so no one will ever forget what the meeting decided

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Re: Translation...

"(ChatGPT: "ACTION: Cold-smoke eels.")"

FTFY

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Re: Missing in action

The biggest waste of middle-management's time (and thus corporate $$) is the use of PowerPoint.

At least we have proof that a million monkeys with a million typewriters will NOT reproduce Shakespeare ...

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Re: Ghost attendees

Why not. RFC-439 shows what happens when you have a chatbot talking to itself. Ostensibly it was "The Doctor" talking to "PARRY", but both were merely instances of ELIZA.

Of course back in 1972 we weren't stupid enough to take and act on their advice ...

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"Are they insane?"

I'm beginning to think so ... As I've been saying for years, one wonders why the world's corporate lawyers allow any of Redmond's clusterfucks in the door in the first place. Shirley they , of all people, have read the fine print in the EULA?

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Team Meetings?

Is that to decide which players get to start this week and who is benched and so can sit it out?

This "slacker" works for a living, and has no time for meetings.

User was told three times 'Do Not Reboot This PC' – then unplugged it anyway

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Re: Remove, Throw, Call

No need. The bank pays no attention to the date on cheques you write anyway. All they care about is the promise to pay <amount>. That's why post-dating the things doesn't work. If you donlt believe me, try it.

It's your human hubris holding back AI acceptance

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But is human hubris actually holding back AI acceptance?

I'd say no, it is not.

Rather, it is human pragmatism. Most intelligent folks realize AI as sold today is snake-oil at best.

Consider that today's AI is mostly a marketing exercise that doesn't work coupled to simple machine learning and huge databases that are demonstrably full of incorrect, incomplete and incompatible data, and are otherwise corrupt and stale. Garbage in, garbage out.

It CAN NOT work as advertised, not on a grand scale. Not today, and not any time in the future.

System76 teases features coming in homegrown Rust-based desktop COSMIC

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Re: Broken Paradigms

Motif shipped in late '89, but contained bits & bobs from all over, notably DEC's XUI. Tom's Window Manager, aka twm, the sometime reference window manager for X11R4, shipped in 87. Your Ultrix Window Manager, aka uwm, was the standard WM for X11R1 through R3, and first shipped in 1985ish.

That probably muddles things even more ... An awful lot happened in the world of GUIs in the '80s, terminology was changing fast.

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Re: Broken Paradigms

In the early '80s, SunTools (became SunView) had a line item in a configuration file to turn it on and off. I can't remember what it was called, nor which configuration file it was in. I'm pretty sure it was part of the kernel (!!), and I think it took a reboot to take effect, but not a recompile[0]. It would have been on the 4.2BSD-based SunOS 1.x from late '83 on.

We sure do things different these days ...

[0] What? You expect me to remember that kind of detail from forty years ago?

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Re: Broken Paradigms

The buzzphrase you are looking for is "focus follows pointer". Windows had it natively as an option starting with Win95, and at least through XP and NT2K, after which I no longer gave a shit (registry hack ... I believe TweakUI could make the change for all the above). It's useful for some things, hellaciously annoying for others. I use it probably once a month or so on Slackware w/KDE (pointy-clicky: System Settings -> Window Behavior -> Window Behavior -> Focus, a slider gives 6 different variations on the theme ... If you prefer more fine-grained controls, I'm sure you can find them.)

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Last time I eyeballed System 76's defaut desktop ...

... I found that it was not housebroken, and left little bits of itself scattered around all over the file system.

One wonders who they're jivin' with that Cosmic debris.

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Re: Am I the Only One

I hear it in the voice of Tommy Chong.

Probably a generational thing.

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MeDearOldMum doesn't find KDE overly complicated and cluttered, nor does she twiddle with options.

Maybe because I set it up for her to just get on with it, the way she uses a computer.

No non-hardware related support calls from her in about 4 years now, and counting.

She runs Slackware 14.2+KDE, updated to 15.0 in situ about a year ago.

Hi, Pakistan? You do know anyone can edit Wikipedia, right? You don't have to ask

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Has anybody ever properly and/or legally defined "smut"?

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Re: >>convince other editors<<

Some years ago, Trump WAS a Democrat. Here is the wishy-washy, senile old idiot's Party affiliation since 1987:

Republican from 1987–1999, Reform from 1999–2001, Democrat from 2001–2009, Republican from 2009–2011, Independent from 2011–2012, Republican from 2012 - present. Obviously subject to change without notice.

And trust me, he'll change his mind again if it makes sense to Trump, the only person on the planet who is important. It absolutely cracks me up that the Senior Leadership in the Republican Party keep saying that Trump is one of them. Dumb-asses, the lot of 'em.

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I'm sure that Wikipedia ...

...is quivering in their boots.

"OH NOES! We're blocked by Pakistan! Whatever shall we do??????"

Meta, which pays for web scraping, sues to stop web scraping

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Actually, no. I wouldn't expect the idiots making these decisions to even know how to read their own email, much less anything as esoteric as how HTTP works.

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Re: Ergo

When idiots ask me my age for no good reason, I generally tell them that I was born on February 29th, 1904 (the actual birthday of a family friend, RIP). Probably doesn't do much as a protest, but it gets me past the computer gatekeeper and hopefully manages to corrupt a marketing database occasionally.

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Re: You just can't make this shit up.

I thought about going there... but I trust them to fuck up, I trust them to shamelessly rip people off, I trust them to be the laughing stock, I trust them to spend small fortunes on garbage on a regular basis, I trust them to hire and fire on the basis of the SJW trend du jour instead of on technical merit, I trust them to own as many lobbyists as possible, etc.

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You just can't make this shit up.

One wonders why anyone, anywhere, trusts any of these shysters with anything important.

Southwest promotes internal IT executive to CIO in wake of that Christmas meltdown

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Well, now.

Wasn't that predictable.

FTC prescribes GoodRx a $1.5m pill after 'sharing health info' with web giants

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"Entering into the settlement allows us to avoid the time and expense of protracted litigation."

Just a cost of doing business, then?

Add me to the list of folks who junked their snail-mail offering as trash, and probably a scam.

It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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Re: Hooray for Avoirdupois and pounds, shillings and pence

That one's easy. Half of 3.937 inches is 1 and 31/32 inches ... at least near enough for human use (welding, nailing, cooking, etc). (You'd be surprised how often 15/16 shows up on my Bridgeport.)

Why would you have a 15cm piece if you were working in Imperial units? And why would you approximate 29/32 as .509? Glutton for punishment?

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Re: Hooray for Avoirdupois and pounds, shillings and pence

Yeah, we've already done that one to death. But thanks for participating.

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Re: And on the topic of exaggeration by men...

A ship's yard is what you set the sail from.

Strangely, "a shipyard is what you set sail from" means something completely different. English. Go figure.

Renewables are cheaper than coal in all but one US location

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Re: So in conclusion

To be clear, I wouldn't purchase panels second-hand, nor the electronics, nor the batteries (unless I knew the person I was purchasing them from, and the history of the parts). I was talking about wire and cables, conduit and races, various switch, breaker and transfer panels, lightning protection, copper bus bars, perhaps the genset and attendant kit, the hardware to tie it all together, etc. ...

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Re: So in conclusion

"ethanol is worse for CO2 unless you go get yourself a hundred pounds of yeast and some copper line"

Nope. My ethanol production and use is a net carbon sink. First of all, a good portion of the carbon in corn comes out of the atmosphere in the first place; returning it would be net zero. Secondly, the bulk of the carbon in the plants is left behind in the fields, where it gets ploughed under (I'm building up the organic content of the top 18 inches of soil, or thereabouts). So overall, I'm actually sequestering carbon while still using internal combustion engines. The greens hate that, go figure.

Only takes about a tablespoon (15ml) of active yeast to turn a bushel of corn into about 2.75 gallons of ethanol. Less will work ... eventually. (Note that the yeast pitched to fermentables ratio can be completely different to that you would expect for beer or wine ... it's not like we're drinking the stuff. It's FUEL.)

Copper pipe is available at any hardware store. I use something a trifle more complicated. Legally. Even in California. Before you ask, the heat is provided by a GSHP.

For more, see this post from earlier today.

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Re: So in conclusion

The propane power will run on corn (maize), just as soon as I get a round tuit. The propane-to-ethanol conversion on that particular genset is an easy change. I'm planning on keeping the two 1000 lb (800ish gallon) propane tanks full for emergencies (they are buried, not eyesores) ... converting back is also easy (about an hour either way, including testing). It will also run on gas/petrol if I jet it correctly and adjust the fuel pressure ... but keeping bulk propane around is far less of a headache than storing gas/petrol (or diesel) long-term.

Remember, the guy on the Toob of Yew did all his own work (with the help of his very willing to learn wife) ... and I did all my own (with my wife's help), too. The cost of labor to install these things is typically well over half the total cost. He also undoubtedly got deals because he's doing some advertising for the companies. Some of the pieces in my system were bought second-hand, never used and in box, for less than half list price. Also ask about factory returns and refurbs.

Permits can be gawd-awful expensive in some parts of the country. You're on your own in your jurisdiction ... however, a reputable solar company will be able to give you pointers to smooth things along. Again, ask around. Another place to ask is anyone local who has visible panels. I actually drove around and knocked on doors of people I didn't know. Every single one of them was willing to talk to me about their system, and usually quite enthusiastically. Obviously, YMMV ... we're pretty laid back here in Northern California.

Inspections aren't really a problem, as long as you are capable of following instructions. Most solar manufacturers/sellers have a telephone number you can call for help. Some will actually come out to your site for hands-on instruction if you get stuck. Ask around, squeaky wheel and all that.

Once done, my insurance company came out, looked it over, and promptly dropped my rates because I likely won't be making a claim for spoiled food after we have a major earthquake (I live less than 1,000 yards from the Rodgers Creek Fault, probable home of California's next big one).

Wyoming's would-be ban on sale of electric vehicles veers off road

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Re: 52nd in population - they just want attention

Actually, any State can secede.

But the hoops they would have to jump through make it exceedingly difficult.

See the the U.S. Supreme Court's 1868 ruling in "Texas v. White", which concluded that a State (or States) could secede by gaining approval of both houses of Congress and then obtaining ratification by three fourths of the nation's legislatures.

That's the non-violent way. Then there is Revolution ... If enough people are pissed off enough at the Federal Government and civil unrest becomes extreme, the State(s) and the Nation might simply agree to part ways to minimize the damage.

Before you ask, no, I do not want to live to see such a thing come about. Especially not the second option.

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Re: Actually, the "only EV" idea is wrong anyway.

I'm a small operation, and quite selfish. The ethanol is for my farm's internal use only.

My fertilizer is produced with cows, sheep, hogs, horses and chickens.

I pull the seed-drill with an ethanol converted Farmall Model M. Cultivating is minimal, using the same Model M. At the moment, harvest is done with a smallish ethanol converted combine, but this is still very much a work in progress.

Distillation heat is provided by a GSHP.

1 acre here produces 175 bushels of corn (average, I have 50 acres split between corn and soy, alternating yearly. I sell my beans to an artisan tofu maker). One bushel of corn can produce about 2.75 gallons of ethanol. Doing the maths for you, I can currently make about 12,000 gallons of ethanol per year for fuel. I leave all the trash in the field, shallow till, and plant winter cover crops (which get tilled under in in the spring[0]), all of which help to sequester more carbon. The spent corn, sometimes called DDGS ("dried distillers grains with solubles") is a high protein supplement for animal feed, thus re-starting the entire process.

[0 I'm playing with both cereal rye and rye grass, and clover on a few acres as harvestable animal feed, instead of just plowing the cover-crop under. I'm not no-till (yet?), the soil here is volcanic and alluvial river bottom ... very fertile, but not very high in organic mater. Once I get a good 18" of topsoil built up I might look into no-till again. Maybe. Seems to be a lot of religion involved in that, though.

Microsoft upgrades Defender to lock down Linux gear for its own good

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Re: Disruptive OS

Even if there was a cabal, it would have disbanded back in 1986. Probably.

TINC

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Re: Not our friend

Relax. Microsoft (or anybody else) can't get anything into the kernel without the approval of Linus.

And of course all the rest of the FOSS stack is now, and always will be, FOSS. You'll be able to build a system to suit yourself, sans Redmond influence, roughly until the heat-death of the Universe. That's the very nature of the beast.

Speaking of beasties, there is also BSD ...

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We all want to implement this immediately because ...

... as we all know, Microsoft is synonymous with system security.

In other news, training feral cats to guard your koi pond is an excellent idea ...

Attackers abuse Microsoft’s 'verified publisher' status to steal data

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So truthfully now ...

... who didn't see this one coming when still several parsecs out?

Cali puts mobile app makers on notice over privacy

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I wonder why...

"I wonder why..."

Me too. Most are heading to hell-holes like Texas. Out of the frying pan ...

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Hey, California, why not hit the big-bucks players who are obviously major privacy concerns? (Google, Amazon, Twitter, Facebook, Microsoft, Apple, etc.) Who knows, if you can squeeze enough money out of them, perhaps we can afford to build the new nuclear plants that we need so badly.

Oracle cozies up to IBM, adds Red Hat Enterprise Linux

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Re: Better dead than red :)

It certainly sounds like something that should be avoided at all costs, doesn't it?

Unfortunately, the suits will probably be all over it, so I guess I'll have to take in and digest the gory details. The only way to argue logically against something is to understand it.

Thanks for the heads-up, ElReg.

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