* Posts by jake

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jake Silver badge

Re: Change window - cue the drums

Many moons ago I took my daughter to SLAC on take your kid to work day. At the ripe old age of 9, she had been there many times before and knew the ropes, but I figured she deserved a day out of school.

She told me as we were walking in that it'd cost me ten bucks for her to not push any buttons. I gave her the money.

On the way back out, I told her that it'd cost her ten bucks for me not to tell her mother she was running a protection racket. She made a face and paid up ... and promptly told her mother as soon as we got home. They both still laugh about it :-)

jake Silver badge

Re: pizza is the perfect food

After a little trial and error, we figured out how to set a 40 foot multi-zone belt furnace (nominally used to cook hybrid circuitry) to make chocolate chip cookies. Including the mandatory cooling time ... when they came out the far end they were just warm to the touch, and ready for eating :-)

Elfin safety can kiss my pasty white butt; I don't need protecting from myself.

Hey, hold my beer & watch this! ::sweeps cookie crumbs off floor with liquid nitrogen::

jake Silver badge

Just to clarify (was: Re: Why would one ...)

Just to clarify, this is a toaster oven:

https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-Countertop-Toaster-Roll-Top/dp/B06WGNC8Q4

And this is a toaster:

https://www.amazon.com/Mecity-Countdown-Functions-removable-Stainless/dp/B09V7SZK2X

Completely different beasties.

jake Silver badge
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Why would one ...

... turn a toaster oven on its side to cook pizza?

I'm trying to picture this, but my brain says no.

I'll bring the beer, though.

Texas mulls law forcing ISPs to block access to abortion websites

jake Silver badge

Re: Freaks

I doubt the rest of the United States would even notice the civilian guns in such a scenario.

I personally hope that we never find out for sure.

jake Silver badge

Re: Freaks

Relax. It'll never happen anyway. The Texas Legislators are all mouth and no action.

jake Silver badge

Re: Freaks

"The "right hoops" being starting a second civil war and winning it. There's no other way for a state to leave."

Nope. It can be done peacefully. But the hoops they would have to jump through make it exceedingly difficult.

See the the U.S. Supreme Court's 1869 ruling in "Texas v. White", which concluded that a State (or States) could secede by gaining approval of both houses of Congress and then obtaining ratification by three fourths of the nation's legislatures.

The other option is Revolution (there is absolutely nothing civil about war) ... and even that might be settled peacefully. The theory goes that If enough people are pissed off at the Federal Government and civil unrest becomes inevitable, and probably extreme, the State(s) and the Nation might simply agree to part ways to minimize the damage.

jake Silver badge

Re: Florida.... Hold my beer

"MAGA" == Muppets Annoying Genuine Americans

jake Silver badge

Re: Where is the clamour for internet companies to stand up to this censorship?

They can't read, at least not for content. They have to have their so-called "good book" explained to them.

jake Silver badge

"I am an ISP"

I'm not. I am human. I own a couple ISPs, though ...

jake Silver badge

Re: Freaks

"Except those who do this for power and/or personal gain."

That's part of the definition of "Texas Politician", Shirley.

jake Silver badge

Re: Freaks

Texas claims to be the only State that can secede from the Union (which in itself is Yet Another Lie from the Texans ... ANY State can secede, if they jump through the right hoops). Most of the rest of us wish they'd stop babbling about it and get on with it. Mexico doesn't want 'em, either. In fact, Mexico would probably happily join the rest of us in building a wall.

Sorry, bub. The Cajuns are not negotiable.

jake Silver badge

When I'm elected, I'm going to build a wall!

No, two walls! And I'll make Texas and Florida pay for them!

I'm sure I'm not the first to notice the Florida always tags along like Texas' annoying little brother ...

Elon Musk yearns for AI devs to build 'anti-woke' rival ChatGPT bot

jake Silver badge

Anti-woke chatbot?

I'm pretty sure Microsoft already did that with Tay.

It wasn't all that useful. Not that any chatbot has been to date ...

Poor short-term memory, Elon? I wonder why.

Why ChatGPT should be considered a malevolent AI – and be destroyed

jake Silver badge

Re: Colossus the Forbin Project

Three words: Klaatu barada nikto.

jake Silver badge

Re: Er?

I think "destroyed" is the wrong word. It has already been invented, so that particular pile of milk can't be swept back into the worm can.

I think instead it should be pulled from general use (sequestered might be too strong a word), and studied in far more depth than it has to date. There are probably bits and pieces in it that will be useful to humanity. Regardless, I see little use in keeping it generally available, and a whole lot of negative use cases that it WILL be put to, because humans as a group are a bunch of ignorant shitheads who can't see past their next beer.

jake Silver badge

Re: "What else would ChatGPT do to protect itself from being discovered as a liar?"

"doesn't mean we shouldn't talk about what it "wants""

But it doesn't "want" anything. It is incapable of wanting. Trying to anthropomorphize it is counter-productive.

What we should be asking is "What is(are) the probable outcome(s) of allowing the program to continue running?".

Instead, myopic narcissistic management and marketing are asking their mantra "what's in it for me?".

Pushers of insecure software in Biden's crosshairs

jake Silver badge

These are the same idiots ...

... who can't even put a stop to the fraudulent telephone calls that people receive constantly. (I mean, how hard is it? If CID claims it's from one place, but SS7 says it's from another nation entirely, nuke the call. Done.)

I do not expect anything to come of this latest campaign speech (which is all it is), except possibly yet another a billion-plus dollar bureaucracy making life as difficult as possible for the little guy who is just trying to earn a living, while making a small handful of already very rich people even richer.

If we plan to live on the Moon, it's going to need a time zone

jake Silver badge

Consider the source ... They WOULD say that, now wouldn't they?

jake Silver badge
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Re: Moon time?

Beat me to it. Have a beer :-)

jake Silver badge

Re: Moon time?

"Wait, the moon doesn't rotate"

Yes, it does. The rotation ("synchronous rotation") just happens to match it's orbit around the Earth, which is why we only see one side (plus a bit, for the pedants).

jake Silver badge

Just set the entire moon to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC +0) ...

... and be done with it. No need for that fscking useless so-called "daylight savings time", either.

Works for the ISS, and various other bits of space debris junk kit.

US cybersecurity chief: Software makers shouldn't lawyer their way out of security responsibilities

jake Silver badge
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Re: OS/360 had plenty of bugs

ITYM "throwing it over the fence".

That wasn't an OS/360 bug, per se. Rather, it was the programmer(s) introducing security issues as a result of bad planning by management.

(Unless I'm misremembering ... I haven't read TMMM in probably 30 years. It's on my read list now ... thanks for the reminder! Have a beer.)

jake Silver badge

Something to remember ...

... is that the kids who graduated Uni/College and got into the corporate/government computer and networking world back when computers started becoming ubiquitous on desktops all over the corporate world are now roughly in their late 50s.

Note this is managers, users, coders, programmers, systems folks, everyone.

They started commercial computer work with Windows 2.x and DOS 4.0 (or thereabouts), and have become conditioned to the Redmond Way ... In their minds (and the generations following) it's supposed to be shoddy code, it's supposed to not be secure, it's supposed to break at the least convenient time, it will crash at random, updates will make things worse, over time it gets bigger and worse, if you turn it off and back on again it might fix it (maybe; try it again) ... these are all enshrined in the corporate attitude.

So why bother building clean, elegant code that just works when the underlying OS doesn't support such a concept? There is no point.

Those of us who started coding in the 60s or earlier are just left shaking our heads. Can you imagine what the reaction in Corporate America would have been if DEC or Burroughs or Sperry or IBM had made just one release that was as buggy as the code that is run as a matter of course on modern computers? Or worse, the drek in "the cloud"? The company's stock would have tanked, they would never have been trusted again, heads would have rolled ... ugly wouldn't even begin to describe it.

But these days? Navigating through crap, buggy, crash-prone bullshit has become business as usual. Because THAT'S HOW COMPUTERS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK! Ask any manager. Or coder under 50. (Thankfully there are still a few real programmers out there in each generation.)

I have no answers. I'm not sure there are any.

Google: You get crypto, you get crypto, almost everyone gets email crypto!

jake Silver badge

Strangely ...

I've had strong cryptography capability in my email for well over 3 decades.

I've probably needed it all of half a dozen times (outside a digital signature)[0].

Unless you call intentionally baiting the Government "needed", of course. I'm in two minds :-)

The alpha-goo idjits are way behind the curve here, as always.

[0] But then I know what email is good at ... and what it isn't.

Twitter rewards remaining loyal staff by decimating them

jake Silver badge

Re: Thank you El-Reg...

"The original meaning was to kill one tenth of the men in a legion"

In Latin, yes, kind of[0]. But there weren't a lot of Legions in the English speaking world of the 17th century. When the Latin decimatus (past participle of decimare) was imported into the English Language in the 1660s as the cognate decimate, it had pretty much the same meaning as it has today.

[0] Latin didn't use the word. See above.

jake Silver badge

Re: Famous for a photo of herself kipping on the floor ::snip for brevity::

Just for the record, sleeping in the office is a long-standing tradition in Silly Con Valley.

Admittedly, it's usually only during the final push on shipping a new or vastly improved product ... or when attempting to meet sales projections for a quarter-end's last second hocky-stick sales profile (sales weasels are notorious for this).

jake Silver badge

Re: It just got worse (again)

I guess the whack-jobs gotta support the bat-shit crazy in a kind of twisted variation on a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" scenario.

America: AI artwork is not authored by humans, so can't be protected by copyright

jake Silver badge

Re: Good!

"But it's hard to see how even that is politically feasible."

Personally, I would vote for a politician who promised to do their best to get rid of lobbyists entirely.

Ban them entirely. Totally cut the lobbyists off. All of them. Both at the State and Federal level. The shysters. Capital Hill is supposed to be there for "We, the People", not the likes of Big Business and Greenpeace.

Get rid of the lobbyists, and career politicians who are only in it for the money will go away. Win-win.

I suspect I'm not alone in this thought. Shame there is so much money involved, though. Politicians are crooks, the lot of 'em. They can all be bought, for enough money.

jake Silver badge

Re: GOT TO BE HUMAN TO ENJOY COPY RIGHTS?

To be offended, being tightly linked to emotion, is quite illogical.

PC tech turns doctor to diagnose PC's constant crashes as a case of arthritis

jake Silver badge

Re: Dell's help desk script

"the person you're transferred to *NEVER* *EVER* has any clue of who you are, why you're calling or how many of their colleagues you've already talked to."

Or so their script tells them to tell you.

jake Silver badge

Re: Don't get me started...

::sighs::

Remember back when schools bothered to teach basic physics?

jake Silver badge

Re: Don't get me started...

Do kids today even know what a map is? They certainly don't seem to know how to walk, much less hike ...

jake Silver badge

Re: Don't get me started...

"and certainly not utilised"

My Big Dic[0] mostly prefers the "z" splelings, damn your ise! What are you, French?

Ah, well. It's all Greek to most people. As long as the meaning is obvious, does it really matter in a forum like this one?

[0] OED, second dead tree edition.

jake Silver badge

Re: Don't get me started...

"to try to make themselves sound more educated than the hoi-polloi"

That should be "than hoi polloi". The "the" is implied in the Greek, and thus redundant in English.

"would have had a lot more French speakers, than the UK."

Yes, but we saw them for what they were (Canadian), so we stuck to proper English. Thankfully ... You can see what would have happened had we not by talking to a Cajun.

"Americans try to make out that they single-handedly won WW2"

Don't be daft. Only idiots think that. On either side of the pond.

"At one school, another girl came up to her and said ::snip::"

The words of a child still in school do not reflect those of the population as a whole. Except, perhaps, in England.

jake Silver badge

Re: Don't get me started...

"But make sure it's a proper British pint, not one of your inferior small U.S. versions ....."

You mean like this?

Yes, the standard American unit of measure called "the pint" contains 16oz, However, almost all bars that serve pints of beer serve it in standard, British made (or reasonable facsimiles thereof), 20oz pint glasses. At least the bars that I've been in over the last several decades. I have also noticed in the last ten or so years that many bars are keeping 22oz glasses on hand to decant the 22oz bottles which many/most micro/craft breweries ship at least some of their brews in.

This might be a West Coast thing. I haven't been in a bar East of the Rockies in decades.

Note that Fred's, AKA "Building F", is the local dive where much of SillyConValley was invented.

jake Silver badge

Re: Don't get me started...

Ah yes, "utiliz(s)e", another place where the Yanks use proper English, and the British use the French variation.

jake Silver badge

Re: Don't get me started...

I've heard many more Brits say "innit".

jake Silver badge

Re: Dell's help desk script

That's why I never pay top-dollar for new-on-the-market, bleeding edge hardware. I give it a year or so for all the fools to rush in and pay a premium to debug the hardware and drivers. After about a year and three-four hardware revs, and half a dozen minor driver revs, the new kit is finally ready for use. And roughly a third of the price it was when it was first offered for sale.

jake Silver badge

Re: Don't get me started...

"Don't give me that "Normans were French" crapolla either - they were Vikings!"

Norman-French only contained about 150 words of Norse origin. The rest was French (plus a few loan-words from elsewhere), although with a bit of a Northern accent.

jake Silver badge

Re: Dell's help desk script

"If the VDR can understand speech rather that just touchtone, try screaming at it. I've been told that some systems do, in fact, try to judge caller frustration level, and this is surprisingly effective."

If I were programming an IVR, I'd put the screamers on-hook immediately. No way I'm intentionally subjecting my front-line staff to irate morons who think screaming at the equipment will somehow help the situation.

"When that doesn't work, spout random gibberish."

Or you can just use English, "I'd like to speak to a human", "I want to talk to an associate", etc. You'll eventually fall through to being transferred to a human regardless of what you say. Your way, the tech on the other side who listens to what you had to say earlier will probably think you are a loon, and his interaction with you will be colo(u)red by this.

jake Silver badge
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Re: Don't get me started...

"As opposed to the Englishe, who add unnecessarie letters into their wordes to make it more colourful?"

To be fair, that's just the English trying to be more like their French overlords. Or, in some cases, a pseudo-archaic mock-antique variant from Victorian times, trying to separate ignorant tourists searching for antiques from their money.

"Seriously, though, please stop with the oh-so-superior language bashing. The "same" language is spoken and written slightly different in different places, even in the same country."

This is one of those tempest-in-a-teacups that the Brits invent to denigrate the Yanks. It would seem that this kind of thing is all they have left. Just smile sadly, nod, and walk away.

Or offer 'em a pint. The poor blighters could use one, and they are hardly the enemy.

Who writes Linux and open source software?

jake Silver badge

Foaming?

Please show me an example of this so-called "foaming".

jake Silver badge

Re: This is old news ...

"Mind you, Poettering's done a fairly good job at extinguishing Linux all by himself."

What colo(u)r is the sky on your planet? None of my computers run anything built by him, and none of them ever will. I seem to get on with what I need to do with Linux quite nicely, thankyouverymuch.

jake Silver badge

Re: This is old news ...

And again the attempted degradation. Hysterical.

Next we're going to be told to get lives, watch :-)

jake Silver badge

Re: It's not WHO is contributing, it's WHAT they're contributing

"Apple don't use Linux"

But Apple do use BSD.

"so developing a Kernel stack to run on their hardware is utterly irrelevant to them."

Totally, utterly and completely wrong.

The second dust bowl cometh for America, supercomputer warns

jake Silver badge

Re: All I can see

"People with septic tanks tend to save money by having a late night after dark ritual to "cleanse" their tank that usually involves a nearby stream or river."

They do? In all the years I've had septic tanks in my life, I have never, not once, even heard anyone suggest this as an option. Pumping services are inexpensive ... paying someone else to deal with it, and then take it away for you, far outweighs the DIY option with the inevitable shitty mess all over the yard. Honestly, my mind boggles at the thought. What kind of mental incompetent would even start such a project?

Note I'm not even getting into the downstream issues ... nor what happens when (not if!) you get caught ... it would be really, really hard to hide the evidence of where the effluvia entered the environment.

jake Silver badge

Re: All I can see

"Cities are more fun"

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Can YouTube be held liable for pushing terror vids? Asking for a Supreme Court...

jake Silver badge

Re: YouTube doesn't deserve section 230

’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

jake Silver badge

Re: YouTube doesn't deserve section 230

You would be very hard pressed to find a bona fide Email Systems Administrator who would agree to any definition of "spam" that did not include the word "bulk" (or a reasonable facsimile thereof). Likewise, you'll be equally hard pressed to find one who agrees that spam has anything to do with content.

You are free to disagree ... but experience suggests that changing technical terms to suit yourself is a fool's errand.

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