* Posts by jake

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Meta threatens to pull all news from California rather than pay El Reg a penny

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Re: As a Californian ...

"The Mayor of SF can be considered the Mayor of the "Bay Area" as they mostly march in lock step."

Wow. I have never seen a more "not even wrong" statement in my entire life. Congrats! Beer?

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Re: local journalism

The LA Times looks a lot like local journalism from Pasadena.

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Re: These laws make FB the owner of our news

"Do you really think the politicians are going to admit they screwed up and actually handed the keys to their country to a foreign corporation?"

Follow the money, then tell me "screwed up".

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Re: Tabloid quality

"It’s like the National Enquirer of the digital age"

Along with twitter, facebook, youtube and etc., presumably.

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Re: As a Californian ...

"It's at the point now where the mayor is considering"

The mayor of what? There is no mayor of the Bay Area.

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Re: As a Californian ...

If it went away tomorrow, the cost of housing would plummet in the Bay Area.

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As a Californian ...

... quite frankly, I wouldn't give a fuck if metaface went TITSUP[0] permanently.

[0] Today It Totally Stops User Processes

Metaverse? Apple thinks $3,500 AR ski goggles are the betterverse

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Won't be pR0n.

If it was going to be pR0n, the pR0n industry would already be using existing platforms quite heavily.

They are not. QED.

And no, cartoon ginormous titties and dicks in games and the likes of sadville are NOT pR0n. Sorry, kiddies.

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Somehow I can't see myself ...

... modeling iWear anytime soon.

People might think I'm some kind of glasshole.

This typo sparked a Microsoft Azure outage

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As for ...

"customers can't revive Azure SQL Servers themselves"

--and--

"Even after databases began coming back online, the entire scale unit remained inaccessible even to customers whose data was in those databases due to a complex set of issues with our web servers."

Hands up those who remember the days of the Service Bureau. and later timesharing.

And why we don't do that anymore.

I won't ask WTF web servers have to do with databases ... I don't want to know. Sounds unnecessarily painful.

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"Sprints"

I think I see the culture that causes problems.

Microsoft Windows latest: Cortana app out, adverts in

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Re: Microsoft Still Up to the Usual Antics

I haven't seen the foreshortening. What is common is one of several variations of split-screen, where the advert plays alongside the (usually) sporting event, with the advert getting control of the sound. Typically these are only 20 or 30 or 40 or 60 seconds or so, but it's fucking annoying.

Apparently the advertisers have discovered that we hate advertising so much that we are willing to go way out of our way to get rid of it ... and yet the fuckers seem to think that their message is so fucking important that they HAVE to make certain we see it. Which typically brings the comment "Well, THERE'S something I'll never spend money on!".

Why is it that marketards seem to think that they have an inherent right to use other people's property to display their bullshit? Isn't that "theft by conversion", and/or annoying graffiti? Can I paint my business name and telephone number on the inside wall of your house, or the dash of your van, without me compensating you for the trouble?

Before anyone says it, I don't care that adverts supposedly pay for commercial TV, radio & the like ... I block 'em all just as aggressively as I do Web ads. They are all fucking useless, a waste of time, usually outright lies, and often insulting to anyone with half a dozen working brain cells.

I *know* where to find cheese, tampons, razor blades, Cat6 cable, and lightbulbs. I don't eat fast so-called "food". When I want a new car/bike or tow vehicle, I physically test-drive the competition. I don't lease anything (I'm not an idiot). I don't give a rat's ass what department store has bras or lawn mowers on sale ... when the Wife needs bras or a lawn mower, she purchases same. I make my own pizza, wine, bread and beer. No, I am NOT going to switch banks. I do my own plumbing and electrical work. I bought three fan belts at the local autoparts store last weekend ... because I needed them, not because I read their advertising (never replace one belt ... always replace all of 'em ... trust me). When we need hay/straw/alfalfa/shavings for the horses, I call around to see who has the best deal at the moment ... likewise for dawg chow, no-climb fencing and laundry detergent. Etc.

Advertising & marketing is, in the face of all evidence, fucking useless and a blight on Humanity.

Unless you're an un-educated idiot, that is ... in which case follow your bliss, consumer. Just don't expect me to tag along.

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Re: a chat-based interface for controlling the OS and applications.

"I've recently had to start using Windows in a fairly serious way for my job."

My utmost condolences. This round's on me.

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Re: a chat-based interface for controlling the OS and applications.

"adjusted to save the blushes of the audience"

You must be lost. This is ElReg.

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Re: TV that has the Android OS running

I run MythTV. No adverts.

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Re: Microsoft Still Up to the Usual Antics

The EULA also clearly states that anything that goes wrong is NOT the fault of Microsoft, but rather it's YOUR fault for choosing to run their b0rken product. It isn't even guaranteed to work as advertised when used as intended. Presumably this includes Microsoft's cloud leaking all the telemetry they slurp. One wonders why Corporate Lawyers even let the thing in the door ...

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Re: Microsoft Still Up to the Usual Antics

Billboards are all but gone around here, banned as the blight that they were.

Magazines? You mean those archaic things printed on clay coated dead tree pulp? They still make those?

All TV is pre-recorded, commercials get fast-forwarded through.

For Baseball on the radio, I have a 2 minute mute button on the dash of all the cars to ignore the commercials.

I do not expect the online experience to be any different. Ad blockers do the job nicely.

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Re: re: saturated with advertisements

"and don't say "yes - stop using windows""

Why the hell not? It's the only guaranteed way of doing what you ask.

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Re: Two words for Microsoft:

I choose to remain both ignorant and apathetic on the subject. I don't know, and I don't care.

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Re: Obeying Voice Commands vs Correctly Recognizing Voice Commands

Well, you gotta admit that old Torinos are vastly more interesting and useful than Aldnoah.Zero opening credits ...

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Re: Two words for Microsoft:

No need for sorrow. Your use of written English was correct. It's not your fault it wasn't parsed correctly.

US Air Force AI drone 'killed operator, attacked comms towers in simulation'

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Re: Benchmark of AI

Where is it written that the "aliens"[0] way of thinking is somehow superior to that of Humans? Who is to say that Humans are not better at the thinking game than the "aliens"? Someone is taking a tremendous leap of logic somewhere ...

[0] I know, the existence of "aliens" assumes facts not in evidence, but bear with me for the sake of argument. Ta.

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Re: Pulling the plug is still an option,

No worries. It needs fuel and/or electricity. Withhold it. Blow up the fuel pump, turn off the generator, cut the wires or hoses, whatever. As long as there is a human in the loop, a monkey wrench can be thrown into the works long before things get out of hand.

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Re: Pulling the plug is still an option,

Because then the plot wouldn't be as exciting. Remember, they were selling cornflakes.

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Re: What a complete shock!

Klaatu and Gort might claim prior art ... if they weren't also just a story.

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Re: Roko's Basilik

Assumes facts not in evidence.

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Re: What a complete shock!

"You know, that was *exactly* my thought when I heard about this via the RAS... "Skynet is here"."

Skynet has been here since the mid 1960s. It's the name of one of the British MoD's satellite networks.

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Re: Pulling the plug is still an option,

That's a made-up story. I thought we were talking about real life.

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Re: Court marshal

"Will they court marshal the AI for following instructions to the letter."

Don't be silly. It was just a badly programmed computer game, just like any other bang-bang shoot-'em-up computer game you've played over the years.

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Re: What would be your free choice .... ::snip for posting space::

Whatever. Pulling the plug is still an option, and always will be.

Daisy, Daisy...

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Re: Can you Deny it is Just Karma and Heaven Sent and Hellishly Deserved ‽

It's so much simpler than that, amfM.

It's just a case of garbage in, garbage out, no more, no less.

NASA experts looked through 800 UFO sightings and found essentially nothing

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Re: Ogopogo != Nessy

I once dated a girl named Lake that came from Fort Augustus ...

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Since when was a picture of a UFO (bigfoot, Yeti, a ghost or whatever) ever a "decent" photograph?

The point is that the now astronomical number of cameras in the hands of the general public SHOULD have resulted in an astronomical number of grainy, out of focus, shaky, badly composed, off-center, obscured-with-thumb photos of UFOs, bigfoots, Yetis, ghosts (or whatever) ... and yet we haven't seen this huge bump in such pictures.

William of Ockham might have been overheard to mutter something about lex parsimoniae ...

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"We just have to hope that there aren't any aliens out there who take pleasure in kicking ants nests."

Or eating ants.

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Re: Just 'cos you can't see it, don't mean it ain't there!

The effect itself goes back to the first proto-shaman separating the ignorant from their meager scavenged food because his cave or hollow tree looked scary. Cushiest job in Africa a couple million years ago, I'm sure.

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Re: I know how crazy this is going to sound, but...

At the near exact rate of one second per second.

Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget

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"Almost all single family homes in the US are built with a concrete foundation,"

Steel reinforced concrete. Note the steel, it's important in this conversation.

"but hardly any would be built with an Ufer ground."

All an Ufer Ground is is an electrode embedded in concrete. A common-or-garden concrete foundation with rebar in it can easily qualify, as long as the rebar is tied together tightly enough. Welding is suggested, but tighter than normal tie wire that is doubled up (an X at each joint) works nicely. Simply leave one end of rebar exposed after the concrete is placed, and there's your ground connection. There is nothing magical about it. It's the pH of the concrete, combined with increasing free ions in the soil (sometimes called "soil doping") that make such a ground effective. Larger rebar doesn't necessarily make for a better ground, but it does make for better transient protection.

"It has to be steel framed for that to even be possible"

Absolutely untrue. This place is stick-built and has an Ufer ground. The big concrete pad outside the main tractor barn is an Ufer ground, and it doesn't have any framing at all on top of it.

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Was the ethernet shielding grounded at both ends?

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"And why you may want an Ufer ground if you are building anything with a concrete foundation."

FTFY

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Re: Radia's spinning.

Nah. She's young yet. About my age.

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Radia's spinning.

Have a beer.

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Over the years ...

... I can't count the number of lasers I've used to make connections between buildings. Across cities, occasionally ... and across San Francisco Bay a handful of times.

That's modulating the beams, not cutting holes ...

Feds, you'll need a warrant for that cellphone border search

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Re: I think I get it...

May I introduce you lot to glass houses & stone throwing?

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Re: I think I get it...

Yes. Really.

I also took the time to invite them to our annual First Saturday of July party.

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Re: I think I get it...

"In that case, any time spent on pulling over a car which isn't the type of car they're looking for is time wasted"

They are not pulling over "a car". Rather, they are slowing traffic. The cops know that the slower traffic is moving, the lower the chances of anyone getting hurt when the perp does something stupid.

The original report was from a Brit who clearly didn't understand the big picture. You are extrapolating from that.

"but if I was on the run from the law and made a career of it"

You wouldn't be dodging roadblocks somewhere on Interstate 5 between San Diego and LA. Idiots who do that get arrested, which is a bad move if you are trying to be a career criminal.

Again, RealLife isn't a written in Hollywood and made for TV movie, no matter how fervently you wish it were so.

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Re: I think I get it...

Those are usually Agriculture checkpoints more than anything else. As a farmer/rancher I'm all for 'em.

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Re: I think I get it...

This was (probably) not TV or the movies. This was (probably) the RealWorld, on Interstate 5 somewhere between San Diego and LA. Probably.

RealLife perps on the run from the cops and actively being pursued rarely change vehicles (On the rare occasion that they do, the carjacking victim tells the cops EXACTLY what the new vehicle is, so there is no point; all it does is waste time), and they certainly never take the time to don theatrical makeup.

Next.

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Re: I think I get it...

"they were stopping all cars on freeway between San Diego and LA."

Perfectly normal when a perp is suspected to be running along that particular highway. We had a roadblock on Hwy 12 here in Sonoma a couple months ago; some entitled twat figured he could out-drive the police+Motorola. He'll be cooling his heels for the next 5 years or so, and the rest of us won't have to worry about his antics.

"Fortunately the office looked in the car and based purely on a glance was able to determine that there was no need to question any of us"

Becuse they were looking for a Mexican national in a blue Ford pickup, and you were obviously pastry white Brits in a green Chevy sedan?

"I assume they have some sort of pyschic powers."

Yeah. That must be it.

::coff coff::

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Re: I think I get it...

First of all, before casting too many stones you Brits might want to compare and contrast the duties and etc. of your very own Border Force.

Just out of curiosity, I spent the morning calling about 70 people I know (friends, family, former students, etc.). These folks range the gamut of American society. (Rich, poor, educated & not, various races and religions, etc. etc.)

I asked them all the same question: "Have you, or anybody you know or have heard of directly, ever been stopped by the US Customs and Border Protection (colloquially known as "the US Border Patrol"), for ANY REASON AT ALL, at any location other than at the actual border, or a proxy for the border such as an airport or seaport?"

They all said "no", just as I suspected.

The border patrol just plain doesn't pull over random people on a whim. They don't have the manpower for it.

They DO target smugglers of various descriptions after their goods have entered the country. Having a 100 mile limit allows them to ignore little things like county and state lines, which would otherwise allow the perps to move on to the next location before being busted.

Amazon Ring, Alexa accused of every nightmare IoT security fail you can imagine

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Re: Net income is not profit

"Is that actually how it works in the US?"

Yes and no. It depends. The tax codes are ... convoluted is probably the best way to describe it. Dealing with taxes is the only place I bring in an outside expert when it comes to money. The rules change year to year, and sometimes quarter to quarter ... or even month to month, in some cases. Anybody making over $100,000 (maybe less) and trying to do their own taxes is either asking to pay too much to the government(s), or just looking for trouble. Yes, "government(s)" ... it varies from state to state, too, just to keep things interesting for those of us who have properties scattered about the place. And some municipalities also tax individuals for the privilege of living in their friendly confines.

Yes, this is another one of those things that needs reform ... but never will, at least probably not in my lifetime.

I just do as I'm told, follow the rules, and probably wind up paying far less than my "fair share" (whatever that means!), while still paying far more as a percentage than the likes of Trump and the other filthy rich.

Clear as mud? Not for me, either. It's Friday, I'm buying ...

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