* Posts by jake

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The number’s up for 999. And 911. And 000. And 111

jake Silver badge

Re: Size. ignore the usual Brit sniping..

"ignore the usual Brit sniping"

Oh, c'mon ... sometimes having a quick troll is good for the soul.

Even if it is like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Re: Size.

Yes, politics is stupid. This is true the world over.

There are horrific tales of consumer woe for any billion dollar company that sells goods or services to the general public regardless of where you live.

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Re: Comm System Constraints

"I was living in the USA in the 90s and this was a CDMA thing."

Yeah, when cell phone use exploded, the system was frequently overloaded in high-density urban areas. This has mostly been fixed.

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Re: Size.

"Honestly, I suspect the American problem might be the telcos, and their inability to play nicely with each other."

The 911 system came about when Ma Bell was a (near) monopoly, so that wasn't really an issue. It wasn't set up to be a national service, mostly because of the size of the place, but also because the usual suspects balked at the cost and started yelling about "State's Rights". So even though the 911 number was reserved nation-wide, and the switch gear knows to keep such calls local, not everybody got the system immediately. Each individual region had to pay for their own system, so the roll-out was slow with multiple generations of hardware in use. However, the various call centers do have communications capability between each other in places where it makes sense. Here in the Bay Area the emergency folks can co-ordinate (mostly) seemlessly. But it would make little sense to include the Sacramento area or the San Diego area or Los Angeles in that. With 440 (last time I checked) 911 call centers in California alone it would become unwieldy if each one had to talk to even 10 percent of the total.

So while it looks strange to folks coming from a physically much smaller country, it actually makes perfect sense here. And yes, once in a while there are edge cases where it would be handy if two (mostly) incommunicative call centers had better info sharing capability. We are getting there. Fortunately that kind of emergency is few and far between.

Things like wildfires are handled with their own communications systems, where the local folks in charge can communicate with crews coming in from all over the nation (and Canada, occasionally... and we send crews North to help them, too). Same for the Coastguard.

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Re: Size.

"So you're saying the US telecoms intrastructure is so useless that someone in LA can't call someone in Schenectady?"

No, I never said that.

"when you suggest it wouldn't be possible for an emergency call"

I did not say that, either.

"And ignoring the deeply condescending tone of your reply"

Then spit the hook, little fishy.

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Re: Size.

"You know the Alps are higher than the Rockies?"

Last time I checked the Alps were in Europe. You Brits aren't.

"Oh a tiny place called China want a word about your post as well."

I know the Chinese are buying the UK piecemeal, but that's hardly something to be proud of.

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Re: Why the down vote?

"Long distance fibre relies on repeaters, which are powered by copper powerlines that run alongside the fibre itself."

Not anymore. Look up optical amplifiers and optical regenerators.

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Re: Why the down vote?

Our local CO has a natural gas genset that will recharge the battery as it keeps the lines up. There is a redundant diesel generator, just in case the natural gas gets cut during/after an earthquake. Yes, it's all tested regularly, and known good.

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Re: Why the down vote?

We've had vehicles take out telephone poles between us and the CO several times. Each time, the wires held up what's left of the pole long enough for $TELCO to hot-swap 'em over to the new pole. In all the years I've lived here, the POTS lines have never gone down. I can think of perhaps half a dozen poles that have needed replacing, though.

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Re: I still have analog landlines.

"when was the last time you saw a home phone that was actually wired to the wall socket (and thus receiving power)"

Daily. My desk telephone is about 70 years old. It's a 1950s Western Electric Model 500, my Father's first telephone. It does everything I need a telephone in that location to do, except DTMF, which was easily rectified with a little circuitry and a couple switches and buttons. (My telco still supports pulse dialing, the DTMF option is handy for accessing voice-mail torture devices "helpfully" provided by third parties.)

A couple years ago I offered a teenager $50 if he could place a call on it.

He refused to touch it. Said he was afraid of it.

I made a call to his cell to show him it worked, and asked him to try again. He still refused.

My granddaughter discovered the phone when she was 5 years old. I gave her one of her own for her 6th birthday (with the same DTMF capability mine has). Around half a decade later, she's still using it. She thinks it's wonderful ... and her friends think she's weird, which she also thinks is wonderful. Mission accomplished. Thanks, Dad :-)

jake Silver badge

I still have analog landlines.

So do many of my neighbors. $TELCO wants to get rid of them, but there are too many things that are hardwired into the POTS system to just drop it completely. So in theory, after the next "Big One", I'll be able to summon help if needs be long after the cell towers run out of battery and before PG&E power is restored. PG&E and $TELCO both say it might be a couple weeks, perhaps longer, before services are back to normal in our little valley.

So I'm keeping those old analog lines until they force me to drop 'em. Works far better with modems (and FAX!) than the VoIP lines, too.

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Size.

"At least it's a uniform countrywide service, unlike the US 911 system, which is barely a system at all but a patchwork of uncoordinated local provisions."

The US is physically a trifle larger than the UK, and there are barriers to stringing wire efficiently. We have things called "mountains" (not to be confused with the little hills of the same name that you lot walk to the top of on a summer's day), and bloody great cracks in the ground, usually with water running in them, and other hazards to to worry about including wildlife. And the distances involved nationally are rather large. To say nothing of the sheer number of potential callers. Thus each individual area set up it's own 911 call center, rather than route it all through one overloaded location, assuming the lines stayed up between here and there. It would do little good to route a call for a guy who fell off a roof in Los Angeles through Schenectady, New York ... even if pulling the wire was a breeze.

Hacking a Foosball table scored an own goal for naughty engineers

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Re: "Foosball"

YES.

The game was designed in Switzerland, and originally called "Fußball" (German for association football). The name of the game was bastardized to Foosball in English because us ignorant English speakers refuse to acknowledge the existence of the ß character.

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Re: Artform

Picking the lock on the coin box was fast and easy. Pinball machines and air hockey, too. Then Pong.

Recycling something as filthy as money is a good thing, right?

Or so I heard from a friend ... who claimed they never stole a dime. Which I believe. The machines took quarters.

Ripoff Vuitton handbag smaller than a grain of salt fetches $63,750 at auction

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Re: It does not look to be hollow

A handbag?

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Pint

That made me chuckle.

Have a beer :-)

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The model in this case is "should have been", you illiterate buffoon. The contraction is incorrect in this case, even in written English.

One should never contract a perfect infinitive, or so my A-level English teacher beat into me.

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Re: "the final word in bag miniaturization"

"Unfortunately, just when I finished, the cat jumped on the desk and the resultant air flow blew it away . . ."

Naturally, you collected on the insurance, right?

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Ta.

Usually I keep up on that kinda thing, but this person seems to have kept herself out of the international news.

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Re: There's an old proverb

I prefer the somewhat simpler "idiots abound".

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"bought by Suella Braverman"

Who?

Never mind. Probably outside my demographic.

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"who kindly threw in a microscope with a digital display"

With specially prepared pictures 'shopped pre-loaded for your viewing pleasure?

I'd be more impressed if it came with a standard optical microscope. Who is to say that the object that the sucker bought is nothing more than a spec of green beach glass ...

It's time to mark six decades of computer networking

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Re: Packet Switching and the Cold War

"but there is good reason to imply it"

Again, the papers you cite were abstracts on networking in general, not specific instructions for building (D)ARPANET or the later Internet.

Why is it that humans hang on to myths so tightly, even when people who were actually there at the time say "No, it did not happen that way"? But don't take my word for it, instead why not ask The Internet Society? I'm pretty certain that they would know, if anybody does. In fact, here is a document called "A Brief History of the Internet", published in 1997 and signed by the likes of Vint Cerf, Bob Kahn and Jon Postel (and others). See particularly footnote 5, which states:

"5 It was from the RAND study that the false rumor started claiming that the ARPANET was somehow related to building a network resistant to nuclear war. This was never true of the ARPANET, only the unrelated RAND study on secure voice considered nuclear war. However, the later work on Internetting did emphasize robustness and survivability, including the capability to withstand losses of large portions of the underlying networks."

And again, this was because the hardware of the day (including the links!) was really, really flaky. No nukes required. Bits of the 'net fell over all by themselves. Regularly. It didn't help that grad students were hacking on it 24/7 in their attempts at wresting a higher degree out of the kludge. We Broke Shit. Some would say it was our job ... For example, In late 1977 I managed to take down all the PDP10 kit at Stanford and Berkeley with a kernel upgrade. Effectively split the West coast DARPANet in half for a couple hours. Not fun having bigwigs from Moffett and NASA Ames screaming because they couldn't talk to JPL and Lockheed without going through MIT ... At least the network managed to handle the damage and route around it :-)

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Re: Real reasoniong behind the resilience.

Yes, that bit. Maybe try parsing it after reading it?

Apparently you are unaware that one can still connect to the existing Internet with a stack from the early 1980s, and use that connection[0] to do useful work in today's world. In other words, as I said, "The hardware and the relevant parts of the OS+network stack haven't really changed all that much complexity-wise in decades".

[0] Note that I don't recommend doing this unless you have a good working knowledge of firewalls.

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" the mention of building the network to survive large scale enememy attacks"

Not "the network", rather "a network". The paper you cite is an abstract on networking in general, not a design study for The Internet. The fact of the matter is that (D)ARPANET, and later what we now call "The Internet" was never intended to survive such an attack. It just plain wasn't in the design specs (such as they were).

In actual fact, the US Government already had such a high probability of survival communications system. The networks that were designed to survive nuclear attack included the "Minimum Essential Emergency Communications Network", or MEECN, and the prior "Survivable Low Frequency Communications System" or SLFCS, Besides, if you use an ounce of common sense, it only stands to reason ... no military would design a command and control system that inherently wasn't securable, and the Internet was not then, and still isn't securable.

Boiling it down to basics, the (D)ARPANET was just a research network designed to research networking. The "survives nukes" myth came about much later ... The cold, sad reality is that the only reason it was built to be resilient is because the available hardware was really, really flaky.

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Re: and don't forget the AlGorithm!

"Globe Al Warming"

Maybe if he didn't fly around all over the globe in Big Jets bitching about the climate he wouldn't be contributing to the problem? Same goes for the rest of the global warming conference attendees. Hypocrites. You know who you are ...

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Re: Now forgotten

Funny but true: IBM's WorldWideNetwork wasn't overseen with IBM computers ... it was overseen by Sun Microsystems computers which were re-badged by a company called Network Equipment Technologies after their software was installed on them. IBM Field Service knew virtually nothing of UNIX, TCP/IP or even modern email in that era (early to late '80s), and tended to look down their noses at those of us who did. Funny thing is I (in my jeans and T-shirt) was making more per hour than any three of them (in their three-piece Armanis) ... Probably fair, given that I also knew SNA along with the UNIX side of things.

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Re: Now forgotten

"Is it better now that everyone can run a super-computer with his thumb?"

They are not running that computer. They are using it.

There is a big difference between an interface user and a computer user.

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Re: Now forgotten

"for some reason, I just could not get a modern(!) KERMIT implementation to talk to the KERMIT software I have for the BEEB"

If you can be arsed, ask over at https://www.kermitproject.org/ ... I'd be interested in the answer (if any), might come in handy someday. (There was a bug from a couple years ago where -T and -B (text or binary transfer command line switches) were accidentally reversed, but if I recall correctly that was for E Kermit, the embedded version.)

There is not much BEEB gear on this side of the pond, but I have friends over on your side who still dabble.

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Re: Now forgotten

Current loop was all but gone once UNIX was becoming widely available at Universities.

The DEC VT-50 (1974?) was *optionally* available with current loop (20mA), according to the advertising of the era and the manual that came with them. I have four or five squirreled away, just in case (two are still out on loan to the The Computer History Museum ... I should probably just sign them over to them permanently). Most of the other early DEC terminals were also available with the current loop option, but I don't have a handy list, nor any physical examples. My point being that it was an option, not the standard, as early as 1974.

Not certain why you're calling out a line editor in this conversation ... it goes without saying that the operator had to know whatever editor came with the system at hand.

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Re: Now forgotten

To be fair, Konsole (and most other KDE stuff) was programmed by kids who never used a Model 33 in anger. Or at all, probably.

Are you sure your tape handler has a punch, and is not just a reader? You should be able to manually put the unit into punch mode, where it will take whatever you send it as input and punch the result ... which might be gibberish, if your hardware settings are incorrect.for the data type, but you'll probably get something.

If it's not a 33, is it five, six or eight hole tape? Manufacturer & model number?

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Re: Now forgotten

A mass-produced UART and a D-sub connector were a lot more "standard" than a flat cable snaking out between two panels with no connector at all.

But yes, it was a nightmare of competing "standards". I own some test equipment (probably ex-US Army) that has true D-sub 9 connectors for serial communications. That's a D-sized connector with 9 pins in a single row down the middle. The pin-out seems to have been assigned at random. I have absolutely no idea why they built it with such a non-standard part ... In about 1990 I called Amphenol for spares, they told me that they made them for a limited time in the early 1970s for a government contract, and they sent me a box full of old stock, gratis (individually wrapped, complete with pins, hoods & hardware). I probably still have a couple dozen or so of each (male and female) in my junk collection. I've never seen 'em anywhere else.

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Re: Now forgotten

I was talking about the kit in and around chez jake, much of which I've built. I was not talking about the industry at large. The only thing I have that isn't standard is an APC UPS that I keep running for contractual reasons. That contract expires shortly, at which point the APC will get recycled with great conviction.

California man's business is frustrating telemarketing scammers with chatbots

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Re: Definitely a good use for chatbots

"I wonder how far we are off from the day when you can walk into someone's kitchen and overhear an argument going on between their "Talky toaster" and the fridge"

The roots of this have existed for at least half a century. See RFC-439.

http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc439.html

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"It turned out to be his doctor."

Was his doctor offering him cut-price penis enlargements or viagra? Or perhaps letting him know he has a virus? Or offering to provide advice to help pay his bills? Or offering low cost insurance?

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Re: When I give up stringing them along...

I ask 'em if their mummy knows what they do for a living, and if she's proud of them.

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"I try and remember that they are humans"

Assumes facts not in evidence. Post proof or retract.

"stuck in a dead-end job"

Trying to MAKE MONEY FAST without actually working. The more folks they annoy, the more money they earn. Lovely.

"trying to make a living to put food on their table."

So are your local drug dealers and burglars. Do you use the above defense for them, too?

The death of the sysadmin has been predicted for years – we're not holding our breath

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The roll of the sysadmin will not go away ...

... until the luser-base is capable of taking care of their own kit, including the servers.

Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view

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Pint

"Google have not been afraid to use every new service they create"

Not "create", rather "use". Google steals, borrows or buys stuff and reuses it, sometimes after a little modification; they have never created anything.

Especially not the search, maps and youtube that you cite.

Thumbs up, and have a beer for the rest of the post.

Yes, I shun all things alphagoo. Have been for a over a decade and a half.

Metaverses are flopping – hard – says Gartner

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Re: Noooo! Reeeally? Who would've seen that coming.

"I don't want to be wowed by screwdrivers either."

I don't either. But I had a sneaking suspicion and decided to search the Toobs of Ewe ... and discovered there is a hitherto unknown subculture which is apparently quite fascinated by comparing one screwdriver to another. That's a couple minutes of time and a couple brain cells I'll never get back again.

The mind boggles.

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Re: Thanks, Gartner.

As I wrote in this very forum over 10 years ago, "Gartner is quite insane".

They have shown me nothing to change my opinion in the last decade.

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Re: The V/A R killer app

"VR has one single, obvious use: Porn!"

Nope. If that were true, the industry would be pouring billions into it. They are not. QED

Yes, I know, there are many so-called "VR" porn movies, but if you actually look at them critically, all they are is nausea-inducing false-perspective variations on the theme previously known as "POV", sometimes with a little 3D thrown in for good measure. Those producers are obviously jumping on the buzzword bandwagon, separating fools from their money[0].

See also teledildonics, which the porn industry also isn't exactly embracing.

[0] Speaking of fools, who actually pays for porn, anyway? It's been freely available for centuries, if not millennia.

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"Barely more."

I suspect fewer. Quite a few fewer, actually.

A lot of those people are there in name only, they never actually use it anymore and in fact may have forgotten they have an account. Many of the rest are only there out of inertia, signing on and going through the motions, but not really all that interested. If they ever leave it'll be because they have found something more interesting to do ... and it won't be another online world, they are already bored of that. And for most of the remainder, it's a religion and any upstart is an evil false idol to be shunned.

I'm speaking as a guy who keeps a MUD running for a group of die-hards.

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Re: Not very good, and not of any use indeed. Try again in 10 years.

"Remember the whole frenzy around 3D televisions?"

Every fifteen years or so since the 1950s for motion pictures, 1830s for stereoscope images. So-called "3D" is always a fad (marketing hype) that comes in hot and then fades out in a hurry. Once you've seen enough cycles as an adult you'll ignore it.

California man jailed after manure-to-methane scheme revealed as bull

jake Silver badge

Hay's for horses. The cows eat silage (earlage, actually). And stop calling me surely. Shirley by now you know it's Shirley.

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Re: On a more serious note ......

"you can remove all the nasty nitrogen compounds"

Or just grow veggies with it. Nitrogen is plant food.

I typically spread fresh(ish) and freely available for the transport cow muck on various fields, depending on the time of year and the crops I'm planning on growing. The fresh urine kills off most weeds almost on contact, then disk the lot under. Prep the surface and plant in a month or so and Bob's yer auntie. Works nicely for most silage crops. I pay no money for herbicides or fertilizer when it comes to critter rations. The smell after spreading tends to piss off the nouveau-country SillyConVally transplants for a couple days, but that's just gravy.

The rest of the shit that we generate around here[0] gets composted en mass (with a little help from red wigglers), which we sell to clueless yuppies who could probably make more than enough compost of their own with all the food they throw away ...

There is a reason that "Where there's muck, there's brass" (and variations on the theme) has been a saying for centuries.

[0] Two exceptions: Rabbit litter, not being "hot", goes directly onto the flower beds. Human waste goes into the leach fields.

Experts scoff at UK Lords' suggestion that AI could one day make battlefield decisions

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Re: Look at Wagner troops

Part of Wagner's issue with Putin is that he's sending unprepared civilians in to do what they perceive as a job for professionals. Sending children in as cannon-fodder (as Putin is doing) is, in the minds of professional soldiers, a despicable thing to do.

Yes, it all comes down to perspective.

No, I'm not defending the Wagner thugs. Read what I actually wrote, not what you think I wrote.

jake Silver badge

Re: Mmmmm let me think...

"I think it demonstrates that the Turing Test isn't a suitable test of intelligence."

That's hardly a great revelation, considering that Turing himself called it "the imitation game".

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Re: Mmmmm let me think...

Passing the so-called "Turing Test" is fairly easy. Any idiot can do it.

What is difficult is having the ability to take the test in the first place.

The machines, being built specifically for the purpose, should be capable of this.

Old Etonians? Maybe not so much.

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Re: Is it technically possible ?

My veggie garden's automated anti-deer sprinklers[0] are supposedly programmed to ignore human targets.

I get soaked every now and then ... I'd sue the manufacturer, but he is me.

Now ask me why I use water, not my preferred paintballs.

[0] Individually aimed 1.5 inch, 60 GPM@100psi impact sprinkler heads ... the sudden noise scares the deer off as much as the water.

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