* Posts by jake

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What does Twitter's new logo really represent?

jake Silver badge

Nobody's answered ElReg's question, to wit ...

... " What does Twitter's new logo really represent?"

What it represents is the massive, insatiable ego of one sad and lonely man, trying to make his mark on the Universe and failing in his intent quite publicly.

I'd feel sorry for him, if he wasn't such a massive twat.

Google's next big idea for browser security looks like another freedom grab to some

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Re: The Google devs response

go ogle dropped their "don't be evil" motto as of October of 2015, when Alphabet decided "Do the right thing" was more appropriate. Following that, "don't be evil" was vestigial, at best, a footnote in the CoC, before eventually being quietly removed entirely.

They don't mention what 'the right thing" is (making a profit?). Nor to whom they are supposed to do it (the shareholders?).

But at least they admit that being evil is OK in pursuit of "the right thing". Nice to know where they stand.

Some of us have been shunning go ogle since the year dot ... not paranoid, pragmatic.

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ODFO, alphagoo.

Here's the deal: You worry about the code running on your systems, and I'll worry about the code running on mine.

That's how the Internet works. You worry bout your end and link, and I worry about my end and link, and ElReg worries about their end (and pays somebody else to worry about their link). What ElReg and I choose to do with our ends and links are none of your fucking business, period.

So again, I invite you to fuck off. Nobody wants your vision of a nanny state, especially not where you are the nanny. Have I mentioned you should fuck off? Now would be a good time. Just do it. Put yourself out of our misery. We don't want you. At all. Go away.

Linux lover consumed a quarter of the network

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"A dozen CD-ROMS doesn't sound right, at 650Mb per CD that's 7.8Gb "

The bulk of the "foreign" language versions is duplicate code.

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Re: CDs ?

"We people on the fringes didn't have the luxury of direct tcp connections"

There was usually a BBS with an FTP gateway somewhere fairly local. Failing that, UUCP over dial-up to a local Uni was a thing.

I helped people all over the UK (and parts of Europe) get connected in the early days ... it was there, if you knew how, and who to talk to.

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Re: when Sunsite DoS-ed JANET

Didn't Walnut Creek agree to host Debian in the early days, like they did Slackware and FreeBSD (and the simtel collection, Project Gutenberg, X11R5 (and later R6), perl, the complete monstrosity known as ADA ... later, that new-fangled Apache & accessories for people fiddling about with the WorldWideWait thingie, and ... ).

Have a beer for services rendered.

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Re: CDs ?

Minix from Usenet? Hell no, who trusted code from Usenet? ... I got it from their FTP site, as gawd/ess intended.

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Re: Debian DoS'ed

Yes. There are proper ways to mirror a site.

Ad hoc is not one of them.

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Re: "something like a dozen CD-ROMs."?

The neophyte user might not have understood that he only needed the one binary installation CD, and had no immediate need for the two source CDs, no need for the binary CDs of the other CPU architectures available, and no need for the several foreign language CDs. I don't think it was quite a full dozen 25 years ago, but it would have been close.

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Yep.

According to a buddy who works down there, uploading selfies is by appointment only ... and uploading research data is positively glacial.

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Re: Rule one...

Canonically, that's "Never underestimate the bandwidth capability of a station wagon full of mag tape."

The quote is often attributed to Tanenbaum in 1996, but it was a common expression when I was at DEC long before that ... and I remember a similar comment from a student at Stanford in the early '80s when a professor expressed surprise at one of the vaxen already running the latest BSD build, released just a few hours before. Conversation went "How on earth did you get that code across the network that fast?" answer was "My motorcycle's latency might be sub-par, but it still has a much higher bandwidth capability than your network!".

Twitter name and blue bird logo to be 'blowtorched' off company branding

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Re: Blowtorched?

Monday morning on the local news, we watched the SF police department telling the MuskMinions to cease and desist, because they didn't pull the proper permits to make the logo change. Elon's been fighting with San Francisco over signage for months. Seems he can't handle the City telling him "no". I predict he'll be moving the HQ to Texas, where they love slurping high-tech arse.

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Re: Am I the only one here old enough to remember....

"And anyway, the Xerox one is quite different in terms of colour and design."

On the other hand, see x.org ... that logo has been in continuous use for nearly 40 years.

Ultra-rare Apple sneakers from the 1990s on sale for $50,000

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Re: The bible is not evidence

It's not even a claim. It's a series of disjointed stories pasted together into an incoherent whole in order to separate fools from their money.

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Re: Einstein clearly never read Genesis.

"The Bible is not a cookbook, it is a conversation."

It's just a book compiled of many stories, written, transcribed, translated, re-transcribed, re-translated and re-written (lather, rinse, repeat) by many people, over a LONG period of time. It contains errors, and even outright faults (and bad math, sex, gore and violence ... but that's just gravy).

The fundies I've met claim it is the Word Of God (you can hear the CAPS in their voices), is a perfect work, and contains absolutely no errors whatsoever. Why they refuse to use the brains their supposed god gave them to critically look at an obvious work of man is beyond me.

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Re: Einstein clearly never read Genesis.

"Have you read them?"

Yes. For comprehension, even, Can you say the same?

"They don't contradict. One simply expands a little on the other."

In the one, god created the animals, and then he created mankind, male and female simultaneously. In the other, god created adam first, then the animals, and then he created adam's helper[0]. Clearly, these two accounts are not the same, at all. Looks like contradiction to me.

[0] And adam's helper, being a clone grown from his rib (allegedly), would have been male. So "eve" was clearly trans, at least at some level. But I digress ...

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Einstein clearly never read Genesis.

If he had, he'd have answered "Which creation story? The one beginning at Gen. 1:1 or the one beginning at Gen, 2:4? Clearly, they can't both be right ..."

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What is it with people collecting modern. plastic shoes, anyway?

They cost what, under a buck and a quarter to make, and are clearly throw-away items, like fast-food wrappers. And yet people pay that much money for them. Do they honestly have more money than brains? If I had $50,000 to throw away, I'd find a worthwhile charity to give it to. At least it'd help me with my taxes ... and I'd have one less thing to very carefully store (the box is sometimes more than half the value in such "collectables"), hiding away from daylight so it doesn't fade. If indeed they even came in a box, which is unlikely as a trade-show give away.

Social media is too much for most of us to handle

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Re: Verbing weirds language

"I dislike, purely on aesthetic grounds, the 'z' in -ize words"

Damn your French ise, anyway.

"I would be really happy if the continual use of nouns as verbs would disappear ('architecting a solution'). ::snip:: This seems to be a Californian Tech phenomenon"

My Big Dic[0] says "architect" can, in fact, be used as a verb ... and that architecting is correct English, going as far as citing a letter from Keats (1794-1821), who wrote "This was architected thus By the great Oceanus.", so it clearly pre-dates California (est. 1846ish, depending on who you talk to).

[0] OED, second dead tree edition.

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Re: American spelling

"Also... they say 'erbs and we say Herbs... because there's a fucking H in it."

Me sister's Yorkshire born FIL and all 'is mates say 'erbs. Everybody I know here in California says "herbs".

Most of the Brits I know call Aluminum "Tin" ... as in "I'll get a few tins in".

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Has anybody else noticed that projection is the new black?

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Re: Some of us figured all that out ...

Funny how everybody blames AOL for Usenet's issues of that era.

In reality, it was Delphi releasing its Usenet gateway to the users which fired the first warning shots of that particular war, about a year and a half before AOL.

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Re: OK - you win.

How long is this absolutely useless bitching about the inevitable mutation of language going to continue?

One wonders what would happen if Mr. Perfect English here ever entered a pub in the Dales on a stormy evening.

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Some of us figured all that out ...

... back in the days of email LISTs, Usenet and IRC.

As a result, I've never had twitter, facebook and whathaveyou accounts. Waste of time for no positive net effect.

Douglas Adams was right: Telephone sanitizers are terrible human beings

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Re: Real Sanitizers

This Yank first heard it on Radio 4 in England in '78. I recorded it on cassette, including the xmas special (gawd/ess knows why), and still have those cassettes (again, gawd/ess knows why). My friends and I heard about it a couple days in advance when John Peel plugged it on his radio show after somehow accidentally managing to be allowed to sit in on a rehearsal.

Over here on the left side of the pond, and a trifle later (1980?), It ran on NPR as part of their Playhouse series. (That's National Public Radio, for you Brits.) I listened to that broadcast, too, turned all my friends onto it. It became a bit of a cult hit on the Stanford and Berkeley campuses. There were actually old-fashioned "listen to the radio show" parties.

The books (1981? '82?) and TV show ('83ish?) crossed the pond later.

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Re: This happened for years on Italian telephone network

"Soon they'll all be."

In your jurisdiction, maybe.

Not here in Sonoma, California. Friends in low places assure me that existing analog POTS lines will not be removed into the foreseeable future. It's difficult, but not impossible, to get a new line installed ... Just tell $TELCO that you need it for an alarm system, analog modem and FAX machine. If the flunky on the line tells you it's impossible, simply hang up and try again. Eventually you'll find a cooperative so-called "customer service" representative. I did this for our house in town about two months ago. Recommended.

AT&T will probably now hunt me down and reprogram me for divulging this info.

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Since when ...

... does any telephone tech do this kind of work of his own accord, without an official work order?

Slackware wasn't the first Linux distro, but it's the oldest still alive and kicking

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Re: No GUI?

Relax, Slackware comes with a GUI. A couple of them, actually.

What we are talking about is the package installer, which doesn't need the GUI running to work (it uses a thing called "ncurses" for selection boxes and etc.), and the fact that by default Slackware boots into a CLI, which is easily changed if you prefer it to boot into a GUI.

There is a "live" version of slackware-current if you want to try before installing. It works on most modern (but not bleeding edge!) computers.

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Thanks, Liam.

Have a beer.

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"it turns out it really is a much better way to handle init"

As a UNIX/BSD/un*x systems administrator these last several decades, I strongly disagree.

But follow your bliss. Who am I to tell you what to do?

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Re: 1996

Not endlessly. Just a few pointers.

Have a beer :-)

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Re: readmes

AlienBob (Eric Hameleers) is as official as anybody in the Slackware world. You can trust his stuff.

http://www.slackware.com/~alien/

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Re: Thanks for the memories

"LILO was a PITA"

Really? I've always kinda liked LILO.

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Re: readmes

Yes, it's a big "full" install. But with today's laptops having upwards of a TB, is it really?

Once you've been running it for a while, it's easy enough to build your own install script. Probably not what most people are wanting to hear (thinking is hard for most people), but with Slackware customization is part of the point. Once you've learned to make it yours, the entire OS blissfully slips into the background, allowing your to use your computer for whatever you need/want to use your computer for. It's no longer about admining the box for admining's sake.

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Re: readmes

"When I needed to look up kernel parameters... There wasn't really anywhere."

I emailed Linus and asked. He got back to me with exactly what I needed in about ten minutes.

The world was a very small place back then. Sometimes I miss it.

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Re: Slackware 3 was my first distro

As the old .sig says, "Learn RedHat or Debian and you'll know RedHat or Debian. Learn Slackware, and you'll know Linux."

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Re: readmes

Slack's init is kind of an amalgamation of BSD and SysV. Sort of. If you squint.

It is fairly easy to make it a pure SysV or a pure BSD, but I just leave it as volkerdi intended. It has worked the last 30 years, so why change it now?

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Re: Thanks for the memories

You also knew you were in trouble if lilo got stuck at LILO...

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Re: Um, Remember /etc/inittab?

For the record, Slackware's runlevel 5 is the same as runlevel 3 (that being multi-user with a CLI).

Note that Slack's inittab is (mostly) self-documenting. Open it up and have a read.

Change 3 to 4 in the relevant spot for it to boot direct to GUI. Simples.

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Re: Doesn't come on floppies anymore

Slackware 1.0 was 13 "A" disks and 11 "X" disks.

Mint 21.2 is desktop Linux without the faff

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Re: The best

IMO, it's more complex and deeply seated than that. More like a cross between traumatic bonding and learned helplessness with a pinch of cognitive dissonance.

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Re: The best

"Why on Earth - how on Earth - do Windows users put up with this?"

You know the answer, but for anyone who doesn't ... It's because over the years, they have been conditioned by Microsoft to think that this is the way computers are supposed to work. It's been a kind of frog boiling combined with telling the same lies over and over until people believe them.

I'd like to think that eventually some of them will notice, but I'm not holding my breath.

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Re: The best

I've been in the industry for about half a century. I have worked on any & all hardware, and any & all operating systems, and any & all applications. I have NEVER, not once, ever, been able to get help from Microsoft. Gawd/ess knows I've tried occasionally, I probably have well over a hundred fifty phone hours with them, but they have NEVER been helpful ... Mind you, my issues have been a trifle more complicated than "how do I print" or "I just downloaded pR0n^Wa picture, how do I view it?" ... By way of reference, I can even still get useful real-time telephone support for DEC gear running TOPS-10, but Microsoft? Faggedaboudit.

Now ask me why I no longer work on anything from Redmond.

Typo watch: 'Millions of emails' for US military sent to .ml addresses in error

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Re: Whatever.

Because the users in question can invent more typos than even a government can feasibly register and monitor.

You're a sysadmin, you already know this.

First of Tesla's 'bulletproof' Cybertrucks clunks off production line

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Re: Save the Champagne

"a trailer with a half load of hay only needing to get 10 miles a few times a year could be fine."

I haul a set of joints from the Nevada property (where we grow it) to Sonoma (where it is eaten) at least once per month. Electric trucks don't scale when you have mouths to feed.

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Re: Save the Champagne

"Which may have all sorts of interesting consequences, from brakes to tow attachments to trailer safety."

To recharging ... Imagine, you're at the lake for a long weekend, you put the boat and jetski in the water, take the dirtbikes for a buzz to the top of the ridge and back, just in time for a sunset putt around the lake. Then dinner and bed ... wake up at sunrise and take the boat out to catch breakfast, and return just in time for the kids to get back on the dirtbikes and the wife to return on the ski ... and discover you're all out of juice in all four vehicles. And it's only 10AM on Saturday. What are you going to recharge them with? The Tesla with just enough juice to get you back to the charge station in the next town over? Or did you haul a 37KW genset to annoy your fellow campers with?

This entire "everything must be electric" is daft, from all angles. It just doesn't scale if you look at it critically.

Personally, I'm betting on alcohol burning ICE to be the wave of the future. It's the only thing that makes sense.

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Re: Save the Champagne

"Would there be room for added structure?"

Of course. The vehicle might end up a trifle wider than it was from the factory, and with a little less ground clearance and/or a trifle less cargo capacity ... But I can add steel to any vehicle, if the owner wants to pay me to do so.

Have welding gear, will travel ...

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Re: Save the Champagne

"So like the vast majority of trucks, 4x4 and SUVs then."

No, not exactly. Those vehicles are fit for the purpose of being a work truck, even if the idiot yuppies aren't using them as such.

The Tesla, however, clearly is not.

Linux has nearly half of the desktop OS Linux market

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"Slackware enthusiasts consider everyone else newbies"

Absolutely incorrect.

Deluded, perhaps, but not newbies. Not all y'all, anyway.

Seriously, use what you like, I honestly couldn't care much less. But you owe it to yourself to at least try Slackware. What do you have to lose?

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It's been my primary desktop for about 30 years now. Where have you been?

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