* Posts by jake

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Quick Q: Er, why is the Moon emitting carbon? And does this mean it wasn't formed from Theia hitting Earth?

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Re: It was the Apollo astronauts

Lighter fluid? Honestly, why do people persist in the myth that food tastes better when liberally bathed in the smoke of a burning petroleum product?

Invest in a chimney starter. A decent one[0] costs about as much as a couple cans of lighter fluid, and it'll work for years running on nothing more than two sheets of newspaper per fire. (If your charcoal is dampish and hard to start, spritz about two tablespoons (two ounces, 30ml) of vegetable oil on the paper prior to crumpling it up. Then invest in a proper storage container so you don't have that problem again.)

Beer. What else would I be serving when the grill is hot?

[0] I suggest, and use, the Weber Rapidfire ... under 25 bucks[1]. Mine is three years old, and shows no signs of failing any time soon. It has been used a couple times per week since new.

[1] If you're even stingier than I am, you can make one pretty much for free out of an old bit of flue pipe or a large tin, a couple nuts and bolts, a short length of broom handle, and some bits of wire coat hanger. It won;t last as long as the Weber, but hey, at least it's free!

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Seems it was a non-starter. No culture at all.

As Brit cyber-spies drop 'whitelist' and 'blacklist', tech boss says: If you’re thinking about getting in touch saying this is political correctness gone mad, don’t bother

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Re: The problem isn't the silliness

" why would we want to allow the offense?"

We (TINW) are allowing nothing. They are taking it, even though it does not exist! Sounds like a personality disorder to me. Or the beginnings of a new religion. Or, if history is anything to go by, both.

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Re: stop using any number seen as unlucky

But there are also an infinite number of lucky numbers. Therefore they cancel out, right? Wouldn't that make so-called "luck" a zero sum game?

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Re: Please repaint Darth Vader in different color

And lets not forget that the slave trade was thriving in Africa long before Europeans arrived. That's right kiddies, black people enslaved other black people. Several great African civilizations were based on the slave trade. The arrival of Europeans opened up a whole new market for the abhorrent practice.

Quit trying to make it a primarily American issue. That's just showing ignorance of history. To quote Wiki "The Dutch, French, Spanish, Portuguese, British, Arabs and a number of West African kingdoms played a prominent role in the Atlantic slave trade, especially after 1600."

Note that I am in no way condoning slavery. Anywhere. Ever. What I am doing is attempting to make people think before opening their mouths and exposing their ignorance. I know it's a lost cause, but if even one person learns something, it's worth the minimal effort.

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Re: "how ingrained our prejudices are from our cultural upbringings"

It probably goes back much further than that. Think about a small group of humans a couple million years ago. Fearing the dark of night, because that's when the nocturnal predators hunted. The light of day brought relative safety. In other words "dark == bad, light == better" is embedded in our very genetics.

And let's not forget that those first early humans were undoubtedly dark skinned. The entire concept of black vs white being a racist thing is laughable.

"Maybe the only wrong cultural association is Freedom and USA, if it's still full of people thinking freedom is not for everyone."

Just had to get in a dig at the US, didn't you? Feel better now?

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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And so you heartily approve?

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They are hardly necessary, so ...

... The Irrelevant.

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"Oh Grandad! You’ve made me reboot the computer! AGAIN!"

In the voice of Rocket J. Squirrel, of course.

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Re: The Redmond Redwood

Nah. Redwoods are useful.

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Re: How about

But ... but ... but ... We LIKE ol' Hol!

(I know, TINW ... but I'm pretty sure I'm speaking for most around these here parts.)

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Re: Chocolate Factory alternative?

The Onion already exists.

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Nah.

That describes all the big players.

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from." —Andrew S. Tanenbaum

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Re: You will obey!

Updates that break userspace are one of the deadly sins of computing. Microsoft has been guilty of breaking userspace at least once a month for over thirty years ... and yet STILL people insist on using it? What the fuck?

As Anthony Weldon wrote in the 1651 tome The Court and Character of King James "The Italians having a Proverb, ‘He that deceives me once, its his fault; but if twice, its my fault.'.

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Re: I'm so angry I can't think

"to somehow encapsulate all the frustration, annoyance, anger that MS continues to deliver"

Or, you could just stop using their bÖrkenware. Cleaner that way.

Yes, you can. I stopped all work on Redmond products over 10 years ago. My health, pocketbook and sanity are much better now.

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Re: Good taste?

Like most humans, you probably taste like pork that has been on a junkfood diet.

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Re: Bob

Hey! Leave our bob out of it! What did he ever do to you?

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Re: hmm

Any reference to Edge will be seen by the marketards at Redmond as free advertising. Stop using it. Likewise, don't encourage their delusions of grandeur by even hinting they might be lords of anything.

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Nah.

The shaft of blaxploitation fame is a hero, of sorts. Redmond isn't, wasn't, and never will have that status. (Ever read the book? Shaft was originally white ... Surprised me, anyway. Now you know why I always read the book before watching the Hollywood hackjob.)

ANYway, the "shaft" in Microshaft is more of the she got the goldmine variety ...

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Re: I'm so angry I can't think

"the MS upgrade process can grind on for hours."

Days. I've personally seen it take over three days before the thing finally settled down into something resembling a working OS. Not exactly inspiring, that.

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Re: I'm so angry I can't think

To be fair, Ubuntu has many of the same problems that Redmond and Cupertino have, and for the same reason. That reason? Trying to be all things to all people ... a task that not even one of the many "Gods" invented by humans have managed to do, even in myth and fable.

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Re: bin there

"On the other hand , its a bit old , predictable , boring and childish."

You say that like it's a bad thing ...

Proof-of-concept open-source app can cut'n'paste from reality straight into Photoshop using a neural network

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Re: Impressive

So in your opinion, you have to have built something better in order to offer up a negative review of any given thing? And that everybody else has to give happy-happy feedback, or not comment at all?

Do you have any idea how silly you sound?

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Re: Impressive

"I certainly haven't."

Doesn't that make your commentary superfluous, by your own logic?

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Re: OK, I'll bite.

"It's open source. If you need it, write it!"

I am aware of that. And yes, if I need it (doubtful) it'll probably be trivial for me to modify the source to suit my needs. But that's hardly the point. In the FOSS world, who writes code to lock you into a third partiy's code? Interoperability is part of the point. Especially when it should be easy to allow it to use any editor or viewer. Specifying Photoshop has got my jakey senses tingling ...

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Re: I've no idea if it's particularly useful

Like building and successfully running a Rube Goldberg drawing. (You Brits can instead build a Heath Robinson drawing.) Useful for learning engineering skills, not much else.

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Re: Unintended consequences

People have been fraudulently transmitting signatures electronically since the early days of faxes. That would be in the late 1800s (before the telephone, even!) for you kiddies who seem to think the history of our modern world started with iFads and go ogle.

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Re: Unintended consequences

Chalk me up as another Yank who has never heard the euphemism used in that way.

The closest I can remember is the tongue in cheek "morning constitutional".

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Re: Impressive

Literally really truly actually incredible.

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OK, I'll bite.

If I take a photo of my physical desktop, which of the many objects on it are pasted into Photoshop? And if I take a picture outside my office window?

More importantly, for those of us who wouldn't run Adobe code if they paid us to run it, can I use the image editor of my choice?

It has been 20 years since cybercrims woke up to social engineering with an intriguing little email titled 'ILOVEYOU'

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Memories.

The funny thing about "I Love You" is that the first time around, it was a HOAX, and flooded the mail system with massive quantities of people passing along a phony message. IT staff all over the world spent a good deal of time reassuring their users that it was fake, and that there was nothing to worry about.

The message in the email was "don't open or pass along anything with "I Love You" in the Subject line, it's a virus that will send your CPU into an n-dimensional loop that'll burn out your computer" or some such bullshit. The subject line invariably contained the string "I Love You". AOL was hit particularly hard with the hoax, their tech support group (anybody remember "tech live"?) was flooded with questions about it, and people forwarding the phony warning to all and sundry crashed the AOL email system.

It was the first non-threat email that I wrote nuke-on-sight filters for and built them right into Sendmail in what we would now call a milter. In the first weekend that I went live with it (at a couple Unis and six or eight companies), it was rejecting almost 60% of all email with no false positives. That's pretty good penetration, for a hoax with no payload that relied solely on social engineering to propagate.

The real virus came along around a year later. The name came about because the authors were mocking the people who had passed along the hoax. And remember all those AOL users? They were quite confident that it was a hoax, because the AOL tech folks had said so the year before. So naturally, they opened the attachment. I fixed over 300 household computers in and around Silly Con Valley after that one ... at $150 per. The impact on corporations varied with the cluefulness of the folks in charge of the email system.

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Re: I remember when...

Mitnik is, and was, a putz.

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Re: Plus ça change

In English, virii is properly pronounced viruses. In Latin, the word virii doesn't exist.

See the FAQ, section F, question 3.

UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal

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Re: And what about the people ...

"I carry mine around with me all the time, but not using it."

Try leaving it at home for a week. Should be easy, because you claim you don't use it. Note your reactions to it not being there. I'll bet you start feeling anxious, irritable, worried, angry, craving, and many other classic signs of withdrawal ...

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Thomas Jefferson said: "Those who would trade safety for freedom deserve neither." I concur.

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Re: Of course, being centrally controlled

"the amount of damage that a government can potentially do to an individual is orders of magnitude worse than anything any corporation could do."

Except the corporations run the government ... at least here in the United States.

I've often said that the fastest, easiest way to reform government here in the US would be to ban professional lobbyists. I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to define "professional" in this context.

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Re: Testing?

Here in California, Capitol Hill says they will start to lift the stay-at-home when testing reaches results for 60,000 to 80,000 people per day.

Also here in California, the labs are working double-overtime and have peaked out at around 30,000 results per day. They physically don't have the space or personnel to increase that number ... and the existing staff can't keep up the pace indefinitely, they are already exhausted.

So California will apparently never lift the shelter order as currently written.

Methinks folks are about to get very, very restless. And so the rules will change, just to keep the peace. Probably just in time for the existing government to appear to be "the good guy" for the next election.

I voted for Newsom, and had high hopes for the kid, but I think he's reached his own level of incompetence. He is clearly well out of his depth in this crisis.

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Re: And what about the people ...

"They set up the USGS earthquake early warning system for you."

They did? Where? I've never seen it in operation.

If you mean that thing that Newsom was babbling about last year, it's strictly in Alpha Test ... and even when fully operational, I seriously doubt it'll really do anyone any good. (SpeakTyping as a guy who has been a consultant to the USGS for several decades.) Besides, the end-user app only runs on iOS and Android, neither of which I am willing to spend money on. So no, it's not built for me.

When I was at SAIL, we had several seismographs wired to send an alarm (sonalerts in all participants living quarters, ~100 participants) at the first sign of fairly low-level P-waves. After a year or so, not a single one of us managed to get out of the house before the S-waves got there. Needless to say, the project was dropped as useless. Now, decades later, it's my tax dollars at work. Gee, thanks. I'm sure I'll sleep ever so much easier.

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Re: Automated contact tracing for Covid-19 is a fools' errand

"won't have any less false positives"

Fewer.

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Re: Read the Act!

Do you honestly think that your government will think that the GDPR will apply to them after brexit is complete at the end of this year?

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Re: Why not open source the app?

"I might be willing to run the app, for the public good, during the crisis."

What makes you think that the government won't find an excuse to perpetually be in a crisis where they contrive to 'need" the data provided by the app? Have they ever shown an interest in revoking serious privacy invasions after invoking them in a crisis?

I suppose you think those "temporary" taxes will eventually be dropped, too.

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Re: And what about the people ...

Things like that have been happening since people figured out how to protect the elderly long enough for them to get into that state. Somehow we've managed to muddle through without chipping anyone.

Personally, I think it's a bad idea Slippery slope and all that.

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Re: And what about the people ...

"I think it’s safe to say most of the working population have a smartphone"

I think it's safe to say that isn't an answer to my questions. I was obviously referring to people who do not have such a phone. Incomplete data in this case could easily be far, far worse than having no data at all.

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Re: 1984 was a blueprint but....

"I really want us to beat COVID and return to normality."

Most sane people do. I am not convinced our governments are entirely sane, though.

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Re: And what about the people ...

And who would call that number, anyway? Me, I'm calling my doctor if I get sick. I'm certainly not calling the government! When did they ever do anything to help me?

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Re: And what about the people ...

My Dad doesn't own a cell phone at all. Never has. Never will. Mom has one, on a bare-bones plan, for "emergencys". It has only been powered up a couple times in the eight or so years she's had it. Nobody knows it's number, in her eyes it's dial-out only. There are zero apps installed on it. In fact, there is at least one voice mail message on it, but she doesn't know how to retrieve it. Doesn't care, either. "If it's important, they have the house number" is their general attitude.

This is very common in the over-70 set here in Northern California. Dunno about blighty.

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Re: It asks for your location?

Shirley it has access to your phone's GPS data. If it doesn't now, it will eventually (probably in the name of "efficiency"). It's what your government does, if you hadn't noticed.

"Gould also admitted that the data will not be deleted, UK citizens will not have the right to demand it is deleted, and it can or will be used for “research” in future."

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

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And what about the people ...

... who don't have a cell phone addiction, and so don't really see a need to carry one everywhere? And what about those of us who have phones that don't run "apps"? I don't think even the current British nanny state has made carrying a so-called "smart" phone mandatory ... or did I miss that bit?

Salesforce chief Marc Benioff gets clear view of pandemic, 'new balance' from guru pal

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Re: new balance

"Run on down to your local sneaker store"

Closed. Shoes are non-essential. Sez the dude in Sacramento sporting $900 loafers.

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I suppose that means ...

... he built the eyesore in San Francisco to send us all good vibes, then? And here I just thought it was just to stroke his monstrous ... uh ... ego.

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