* Posts by jake

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UK.gov dangles £400k over makers of IoT Things: Go on, let's see how you'd make a security cert scheme

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Re: Educate consumers

"How about you educate consumers"

How do you educate the ineducable?

When I was younger I thought I could change the world. Now that I've been teaching on and off for about 40 years, I've come to the realization that probably nine out of ten humans are ineducable beyond "eat here, sleep there, bathe occasionally & don't poop in the living room". The concept of security is completely outside the scope of their abilities.

Before you say I am wrong, be prepared to demonstrate your assertion.

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Separating fools from their money.

"Internet of Things devices are, as Reg readers know, broadly speaking, smart gadgets."

For holistic values of "smart" ... and much the same results.

Nice wallpaper you've got there. It would be a shame if it bricked your phone

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Re: It's a bit ironic...

"It's a bit ironic that a 'Mountain View' causes so much grief to the unwary."

Not really. It's been done before ...

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"When Android tries to convert this image, the Y axis on the image histogram exceeds the limit of 256, creating a fatal exception and causing SystemUI to crash."

Bounds checking? The goo kids have heard of it ...

Trump issues toothless exec order to show donors, fans he's doing something about those Twitter twerps

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Re: Is it true

How about the Cardiff Giant? (That's New York, not Wales ...)

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Re: "I don't need help. I'm not the person struggling to read, comprehend or think. "

I think it's time to invoke Formosa's Law and move on, so I am doing exactly that.

A round for the house, beertender.

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Re: Worst American president ever

That's OK ... there is a lot of proof missing in this entire discussion.

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Re: the US military should open fire on people on American soil

Cederic, you seem to be either the most gullible person posting to ElReg, or a worse troll than our bob. Either way, what do you think you are going to accomplish here? Do you really think that you are going to change the mind of anybody reading your words? Or do you just find it fun to post garbage and potentially waste peoples time?

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Re: Wow. What a whiny ass little b**ch.

Do you honestly think I don't know that?

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Re: the US military should open fire on people on American soil

Excuse me? Are you hard of reading, Cederic? The section of the tweet referenced said "Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him that the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts."

How could you possibly interpret that as anything other than as ElReg reported it?

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Re: Not so sure it will be ineffective...

Apparently your downvoter hasn't read the fine print in Twitter's Terms Of Service, Chris.

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Re: I actually agree with Trump

"Because they control the entire conversation"

And they always have. That's why most of it isn't worth the electrons(photons) used for transmission. The sooner people realize this fact, the better off we'll all be.

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Re: So it seems a lot of people with TDS never seem to have heard of the Common Carrier Exemption ..

Nice rant. Unfortunately for your argument, the big IntraWebTubes AntiSocialMedjia companies are not considered common carriers, and never have been. (ISPs were, for awhile, in the US anyway ... and probably will be again, but that's not what we are talking about here.)

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Re: @IGotOut Simple Response.

He probably built a wall around the mines ... "out of sight, out of mind" & all that.

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Re: Trumpetsters Trumpet Drumpfs Lumps

Not a steak. A roast.

::insert 13 year old boy's locker room joke about rump roasts farting here::

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Re: Give him the chop

"The whole world has had enough of Trumpy's meaningless rants and ramblings."

Be careful what you wish for ... If that's reason enough to nuke his so-called "social" media accounts, said "social" media would have to get rid of most of their more vocal subscribers. Even the ones whose rants and ramblings you personally agree with.

"May you live in interesting times." —NRAACS

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Re: Thoughts and prayers

"What does it mean?"

It means that the speaker (typer) is pretending to be an intellectual.

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Re: Lets be honest, he is having a blast

"This 73 year old wanker (not fact checked) has managed to lie and cheat through his life to get himself rich"

Actually, his initial wealth was his daddy's money. Which he lost. Trump is living proof of that old adage "The fastest way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one". Hell, the idiot even managed to lose money owning a casino!

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Re: Trumpetsters Trumpet Drumpfs Lumps

What is (was?) "veep"?

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Re: Freedom of arrest

Contrary to popular opinion, here in the US "The Press" can indeed be arrested if they are doing something illegal.

Solution: Don't do anything illegal.

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Re: Wow. What a whiny ass little b**ch.

"Given the astonishing reverence in which the Office of the President is held by Merkins"

That word "merkin", I'm not sure it means what you think it means.

Although, given the subject matter, maybe I'm wrong :-)

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Re: Is it true

Lines one, two and three for Sanguma ... Line one are lawyers claiming to represent the fine citizens of Nebraska asking for a retraction. Line two is similar from the Piltdown area of East Sussex. Line three is a preemptive call from the Order of Florida Man who make absolutely no claim on the genetics of the idiot in chief, despite the fact that he shoots himself in the foot on a daily basis.

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Re: Simple Response.

"This would improve Twitter considerably."

Roughly the same level of improvement as removing one turd from my septic system.

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So how long before ...

... the idiot in chief claims it wasn't a real EO, he was just being sarcastic. And besides, he had his fingers crossed when he signed it, so it doesn't count anyway. But the LiberalMejia fell for it! Look how good a President I am! I'm The BESTEST President ever!

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Re: Worst American president ever

They were. It's just that the current idiot in chief is well off the top of the old scale,

Remember when Republicans said Dems hacked voting systems to rig Georgia's election? There were no hacks

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Re: Move on

One induhvidual, a convicted felon, in one podunk little county (~30K people total, largest town population ~3,500) doth not a nation-wide problem make. I find it somewhat amusing (and a trifle sad) how many people in this forum try to brush the entire population of the United States with a single brush ...

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Re: Move on

"Even those not eligible to vote still can."

I'm astounded that anybody (even the most ignorant of Trump supporters!) could possibly believe that complete fabrication ... The mind absolutely boggles.

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Re: Move on

If you have actual proof of such wide-spread fraud, please alert the authorities ... and the Press. Posting about it here does absolutely zero good.

If you don't have actual proof, please retract your statement.

"Everybody knows" is not proof, no matter how much you wish it were so.

(Note that I am no fan of the current Republican way of doing things, but lying about things that aren't happening doesn't help the situation. You are either a part of the solution, or you are a part of the problem.)

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Not a dirty word.

A synonym.

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Re: Just one nose-picking minute

I would pay to participate in that.

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Re: Gee, what a surprise

Projection does indeed seem to be a prerequisite o't'brass in the GOP ... One wonders what would happen if the rank & file suddenly noticed.

So you really didn't touch the settings at all, huh? Well, this print-out from my secret backup says otherwise

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Re: It went wrong all by itself

A couple of weekends ago I cleaned & adjusted a couple of 8" floppy drives that have been in near daily use since the late 1970s. They are attached to a couple pieces of equipment at a machine shop located in SillyConValley. I've replaced the read/write heads & the motors a couple times each with NOS parts that I squirreled away in the '90s .... sometimes being a packrat pays the bills!

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It's always fun ...

... telling a CEO "I told you so!" before setting to work, pulling them back out of the quagmire that is called "the cloud".

Unmanned drones to slash NHS delivery times to one-fifth of road 'n' rail transport

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Re: I'm curious to know what it has by way of sensing other aircraft

Back in the late '60s I was taking an early morning golf lesson at Sunnyvale Municipal. I was getting ready to tee off on the 10th when four Phantoms screamed into view from roughly the south east, at about tree-top level. Mid-runway, they pointed their noses straight up & kicked in the afterburners and kept going up until out of view ... in perfect finger-four. They repeated the maneuver eight or ten times over the next couple hours. Practicing for the Moffett Field Air Show the following weekend. (I found out later they were refueling off the coast.)

Now keep in mind, Sunnyvale Muni is right at the end Moffett's runway, so most of us were used to aircraft flying low overhead on a regular basis ... usually it was Orions (P-3) practicing takeoffs & landings, occasional small trainers and cargo planes, and sometimes even a couple of F4s would grace us with an overflight. But four of the things, about 150 feet up, at roughly 650 MPH just as I was addressing my ball was somewhat surprising to say the least :-)

No, this wasn't the Navy's Blue Angels ... they were still flying F11s at the time, and practiced later in the same day.

Embrace and kill? AppGet dev claims Microsoft reeled him in with talk of help and a job – then released remarkably similar package manager

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Re: Hang on...

It depends. There are several different licenses. The devil is in the details.

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from." —Andrew S. Tanenbaum

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Re: Microsoft jus' gonna be Microsoft

From the perspective of a nerd who lived and worked in Palo Alto in that era, and knew most of the players depicted, "Triumph of the Nerds" had so many errors it was ... err ... cringe worthy.

'I wrote Task Manager': Ex-Microsoft programmer Dave Plummer spills the beans

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Re: It hasn't been able to kill lots of stuff

systemd is not a virus. For one thing, it doesn't reproduce itself. Yet.

What it is is a cancer. It takes root in its host, eats massive quantities of resources as it grows, spreads unchecked into areas unrelated to the initial infection, and refuses to die unless physically removed from the system, all the while doing absolutely nothing of benefit to the host.

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Re: unix

"To be clear: any (grownup) Unix app could be cross-compiled with only compiler-driven porting. AKA tweaking microscopies, no restructuring."

In theory. Reality, however ...

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Re: Ctrl-Shift-Esc

It wasn't a secret. I learned about it in the early days of NT4.

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Re: Why wasn't it in by design?

1) Xenix was just AT&T UNIX source rebranded by Microsoft and offered to other companies "as is" to port to their hardware of choice. Microsoft was essentially a reseller of AT&T source code licenses ... I seriously doubt AT&T would have allowed Redmond to ship it embedded in NT.

2) Cutler has hated UNIX since the year dot. Xenix was never going to get into NT as long as he had anything to do with it.

5G mast set aflame in leafy Liverpool district, half an hour's walk from Penny Lane

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Re: On an electric bike

They are also equally able to have 5G induced covid cobblets. What's yer point?

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Remember, kiddies ...

... if you feed the troll, you get to keep it.

Microsoft brings WinUI to desktop apps: It's a landmark for Windows development, but it has taken far too long

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Re: But is it usable?

Arguably, the [windows key] is a pre-programmed macro key that takes the place of many keystrokes, some of which don't exist on a standard 101 key keyboard.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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Re: The problem is called "UI"........

"Certainly typing ls or rm used to get me precisely nowhere on a VAX."

My vaxen always ran BSD ....even when I was at DEC. They still do (although I'll admit to having one that runs VMS ...)

"There's so many people who think "shell-script" and "bash-script" are the same..."

That's a wetware problem, not a UI problem.

The difference between the various versions of vi are not all that great when it comes to day-to-day light editing tasks ... which is probably all that you are going to use it for if you are at the keys of an unfamiliar terminal.

The choice of GUI is not all that important when about all you use it for is launching GUI applications, and popping up multiple terminal emulators. I've been pretty happy with the bone-stock KDE, as shipped with Slackware, these last 20 years or so. Try it, you might like it.

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"Clearly the next step is to put Win32 in a big sandbox of its own."

The ultimate version of that would be Win2K in a VM.

If someone could stop hackers pwning medical systems right now, that would be cool, say Red Cross and friends

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Re: While, um, ...

Can't get you the TPS reports until we have the results of the Perk Test.

( When I worked for Bigger Blue, back before the days of VisiCalc and Word Star, if middle management wanted to know how long it'd be before any given project would be finished, the stock answer from us techies was "We're still waiting on the results of the Perk Test" ... the manager would mindlessly nod his head, usually slack jawed, and wander off. Many of them actually had open-ended bars on their hand-drawn Gantt charts labeled "Perk Test" ... the mind boggles.

Computing's a hurry-up-and-wait kinda career. Sometimes we need coffee ... but actually, I coined the phrase after a soils engineer came out to my property to evaluate the location I had chosen for my new leach field. Do with that what you will.)

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Re: The obvious solution to the obvious problem

"There is little reason for majority of the medical devices to be on the world wide web."

Then I'm absolutely certain you'll be overjoyed to hear that very, very few medical devices are connected to the world wide web.

Unfortunately, however, many such devices are connected to The Internet, which turns out to be a bit of a problem.

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Obvious answer is obvious.

"The Register asked the ICRC what it hopes to accomplish by demanding governments do more"

Because they want to get into more column-inches, silly!

eBay users spot the online auction house port-scanning their PCs. Um... is that OK?

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Re: Fraud is a big issue for etailer

You're not cooking it right. Try low and slow, either a crockpot on low or your favorite smoker at about 220F (105C), both at least 8 or ten hours. Or go the other way and use a pressure cooker.

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Re: Fraud is a big issue for etailer

True, the farm raised version tastes like chicken ... but actually, the wild ones taste vaguely of fish. You can guess how I know this.

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