* Posts by jake

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Firefox 79: A thin release for regular users, but plenty for developers to devour

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Re: The snag with a four-week release cycle ...

"That speed is very useful for a dynamic environment such as the web."

But is the code actually done in that time? Or is it still untested, and chock full of bugs? And conversely, what if the code is done in a day or two? Are the devs supposed to sit around for the rest of the time, twiddling their thumbs?

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The snag with a four-week release cycle ...

... is that the developers don't necessarily follow the Moon.

Putting a date and time on future code releases has done more for bullshit code release than anything else imposed on developers by management.

And it's off! NASA launches nuke-powered, laser-shooting, tank Perseverance to Mars to search for signs of life

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Re: RIMFAX

No, no, no. You are thinking of a wooden nickle.

However, if you shoot a hole in it you'll get a fair approximation.

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Re: RIMFAX

"Any suggestions?"

Shoot yourself, before it is too late.

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A guess.

It's a small piece of thin material. "Lightweight" in this case is a marketing term, to sell her experiment to manglement.

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Re: can't get my head around ..

Saturn V (just under 3,000 tons) did it in about a minute on the way to the moon ... Just a historical reference, not a competition.

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Re: 23 cameras, microphones and a helicopter …

Funny. My daughter bet me that one of the high-end phone manufacturers would offer a drone with their phone before the end of 2021 ...

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Re: RIMFAX

You think only Brits have seen Red Dwarf? That'd be incorrect. In fact, I'll bet you a plugged nickle that more Yanks have watched it than Brits.

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Re: RIMFAX

RIM is from rime, meaning frost. FAX is from an Old Norse word meaning mane (as in horse). The rover is named after one of the horses in Norse mythology, Hrímfaxi ... Thus William Morris' Silverfax (from The Well at the World's End), which in turn brought us Tolkien's Shadowfax.

Back in March '94, when we were inspecting The Dish at Stanford after an accident sent it nose-first into the ground, one wag commented that ground-penetrating radar would have to be a lot smaller in order to become useful technology ... I guess he was right. Now it's small enough to send to Mars.

Humble-bragging ServiceNow CEO tells anyone who listens: 'Our destiny is to become the defining enterprise software biz of 21st century'

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Re: ServiceNow.

Pretty useless charts, and an appalling interface.

FTFY

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Spot the issue:

"We’re on the move to our destiny to become the defining enterprise software company of the 21st century.” he said, humbly.

Microsoft finally spills the beans on everything you need to know about its low-code platform, Dataflex for Teams

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I knew everything I needed to know ...

... about Microsoft's abilities a couple decades ago.

"No Code" covers it quite nicely, and it was ever so easy to implement.

AI assistants work perfectly in the UK – unless you're from Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Birmingham, Belfast...

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Wait ...

... you mean you lot don't all sound like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins?

Someone made an AI that predicted gender from email addresses, usernames. It went about as well as expected

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The REAL problem with AI is that ...

... it always needs a human in the loop to make sure it got it right.

For example, about three years ago my large animal Vet came in with a funny bit of advertising. This guy's in his second career, he became a Vet after 25 years as a DBA working for IBM. He knows I'm a computer guy, and thought I'd be amused by a bit of advertising he had received. It was for a large animal veterinary practice management software package "NOW WITH AI!!!"

The Vet was laughing, and wondered how many times the company in question got Vets inquiring about their new Artificial Insemination package. Without a pause, I dialed the 800 number ... the answer was over 80% of calls! The guy on the other end wasn't amused when I suggested they fire their marketing genius and hire an AI expert ...

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Re: The universe may not be infinite....

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." —Albert Einstein (supposedly)

"Apart from hydrogen, the most common thing in the universe is stupidity." —Harlan Ellison

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." —Frank Zappa

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Re: What about dogs?

Except dogs are NOT ALLOWED, not even Spot.

GRUB2, you're getting too bug for your boots: Config file buffer overflow is a boon for malware seeking to drill deeper into a system

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Re: I wouldn't worry about this.

Or eLilo, if you're using EFI.

GRUB is an option, though.

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Re: I wouldn't worry about this.

But can you name another init that is a cancer like systemd?

Consider: systemd takes root in its host, eats massive quantities of resources as it grows, spreads unchecked into areas unrelated to the initial infection, and refuses to die unless physically removed from the system, all the while doing absolutely nothing of benefit to the host. That sounds an awful lot like a cancer to me ...

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Re: Hang on a second. Something smells funny.

Read the Eclypsium PDF on the subject here. First sentence of the second paragraph.

"The vulnerability affects systems using Secure Boot, even if they are not using GRUB2."

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Re: I wouldn't worry about this.

Or just use Slackware.

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Re: I wouldn't worry about this.

Over my dead bootloader.

(For those not in the know, there is no way for the systemd cancer to preempt the bootloader unless the operator of the computer in question wants it to happen. The bootloader loads the kernel, which transfers control to the init, which does not have to be the systemd cancer.)

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Hang on a second. Something smells funny.

Shirley this is a hole in SecureBoot, not in GRUB2?

Yes, GRUB2 has a bug that makes exploiting the hole somewhat easier ... But any bootloader can easily[0] open the same hole in SecureBoot, so blaming GRUB2 for this seems a trifle misguided.

Besides, if I have access to the hardware I own it anyway (as pointed out in the article).

I also note with interest that there isn't any mention of this at https://www.gnu.org/software/grub/ ... and the latest download release is dated July 5th of last year.

I'm probably missing something. Wouldn't be the first time. Anybody have any input? I'm buying.

Note: I don't have a dog in this race ... I don't use GRUB.

[0] "Easy" is subjective, and bootloaders aren't exactly rocket surgery. Bear with me.

This investor blew nearly $300,000 on Intel shares the day before 7nm disaster reveal. Yup, she's suing

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Re: Hang on a sec

Exactly. You pays yer money & takes yer chances.

I've bet wrong on individual stocks more than once, and I've lost my shirt over it a couple times. I never whined about it, though ... instead I learned something. Now I invest in index funds (and a few other odds and ends) and am in it for the long-term. The very long term.

This should get tossed as a nuisance. Should. It probably won't, alas.

Face masks hamper the spread of coronavirus. Know what else they hamper? Facial-recognition systems (except China's)

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Re: The denial of American (and now English) "patriots"

I'm pretty certain the sharp rise in infections correlates close to perfectly with idiots protesting en mass during a pandemic.

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Re: I thought AI could detect

These are Indian Runners. They don't waddle.

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Re: American (and now English) "patriots"

Chem-trails ARE about mind control ... just look at the minds of the people who believe that they are nefarious. (Wear a condom. You never know what you might catch if you go poking around in there without protection.)

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Re: I thought AI could detect

Last year we had a turkey that was hatched & raised by the ducks. He walked and otherwise acted like a duck (kept trying to drown himself for a while there ...). Tasted like turkey, though.

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Re: Plague outfit

"They DID NOT threaten him with prosecution"

Exactly. But nobody will remember that, because it's obvious that all cops are bad and evil, and out to get all of us.

Or so I hear. Mostly from fucking idiots who will be the first to call the cops at the first sign of trouble ...

How Bude: Google's sole-financed private undersea pipe to make a landing in Cornwall

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Re: When they say...

Don't tell me you fell for the "do no evil" line ...

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Re: Greenland

To be fair, Greenland is very well situated for links between Russia and Canada, and not much else. Not a lot of traffic between those two, last time I checked.

On the other hand, Guam is pretty much in the middle of a bigish chunk of the Eastern Pacific Ocean, and thus is well situated to handle a large percentage of the world's Internet traffic.

On the gripping hand, follow the money ...

With the US election coming up, when better to petition regulators for a controversial way to chill online speech?

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The best we have to offer?

Hell no!

But none of those guys and gals would touch that job with a ten foot pole. Not the way politics is played these days, anyway, No sane, intelligent person would.

So we're stuck with idiotic lunatics, and we've got to pick the best of a bad lot. Is it any wonder that people are ignoring their voting duties in droves?

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Re: senility vs narcissism

I hear what you are saying, but I'm not sure I agree. The thing is, he's getting more child-like, petulant, paranoid and in denial with each passing tweet week .... and from here, it seems the pace is accelerating. Worse, quite sadly his wife is no Nancy, not by any stretch of the imagination ... Frankly, I'll be surprised if his handlers manage to hold things together until the election.

We'll see.

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More obvious signs ...

... of senility in the idiot in chief.

Think before you vote, America.

Irony isn't dead... Facebook sues EU on data privacy grounds for requesting too much personal data

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That's not irony.

That's balls. Gigantic, brass, shiny ones. Swinging in the breeze for all to see.

A rather tempting target, to say the least.

Hopefully they'll get emasculated forthwith.

We're suing Google for harvesting our personal info even though we opted out of Chrome sync – netizens

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Re: Strange People...

Addiction is an ugly thing. I feel sorry for them.

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Re: say they'll return if web goliath lives up to privacy promises

Not lemmings. Addicts.

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That whole "don't be evil" thing became vestigial in 2018 ...

... but go ogle had already dropped it as a motto in 2015, when Alphabet decided "Do the right thing" was more appropriate.

But right for whom? They don't say ... My guess is the shareholders. So in their warped, fuzzy little brains it's OK that they are evil now, as long as they are making a profit, right?

Some of us have been shunning go ogle since the year dot ... not paranoid, pragmatic.

No, boss, I'm not playing Minecraft. Minecraft is where I run VMs on the desktop now

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Re: Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.

"Well, at least the cuckoo clock actually works and does something useful."

Judging by the three that I know of which are owned by gathering dust, hanging on the walls of family members, that sentence contains two false statements.

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Re: From a bloke currently

As an almost retired engineer, he probably owns his own property ... so one correct answer could be "more than I could ever count in my lifetime" ...

If you want to know how many shed you own, 1 hectare = 1.0e+55 shed (or 1 acre = ~4.047e+54 shed, for the enlightened few who still farm in the English speaking world).

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Re: Video?

A quick glance at YouTube shows a few. Obvious search terms.

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Re: 6502

I have a double-handful of unassembled KIM-1 kits. Used to find 'em for 50 cents or a buck at garage/yard sales here in SillyConValley, back in the '90s ... at the time I was looking for old amplifier kits[0], but I usually bought early computer kits anyway.

[0] '50s & '60s, Eico, Dynaco, Scott, Heath, McIntosh ...

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Re: Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.

Not even that.

The cuckoo clock was probably invented in Germany.

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Re: From a bloke currently

Have a beer, Brother.

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Re: From a bloke currently

Have you considered running an actual 6502?

VMware to stop describing hardware as ‘male’ and ‘female’ in new terminology guide

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Not hysteria. Hyperbole. Hope this helps your ongoing English studies.

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Re: A Yank perspective.

Me? Offended? About something that happened ~35 years ago? Hardly. The word you were looking for is "amused".

Incoherent? Are you sure that word means what you think it means? You seem to be having troubles with English words. Perhaps English is your second language? If so, stick around. We can use differing perspectives.

If you have better things to do with you time, why did you take the time to create an ElReg account just to make this post, and one other similar post?

That should be "Not sure what your problem is." The word your is a possessive case of you, used as an attributive adjective, while you're is a contraction meaning "you are".

Hope this helps your ongoing English studies, and that you're having a good day.

USA seeks Moon and Mars nuke power plant designs ready to fly in 2027

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Re: Coudn't they have specified...

PDNFTT

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Re: What are they going to do with the heat?

Around here, good luck making space between the whippets & greyhounds ...

Butterfingers who don't bother with phone cases, rejoice: New Gorilla Glass 'Victus' tipped to survive 6ft drops

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Re: Is dropping your phone common?

The only place I made that claim was in your tiny little mind, AC.

What haven't I done? Well, for a start I haven't spent my life in MeDearOldMum's basement. You might try it. It can be quite enlightening.

Russia tested satellite-to-satellite shooter, say UK and USA

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If it doesn't, you need a bigger hammer.

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