* Posts by jake

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It's always DNS, especially when a sysadmin makes a hash of their semicolons

jake Silver badge

For most folks ...

There's nowt wrong with either Vim or nvi. Install both. And stevie. And elvis. Comes in handy when you have a need to automate stuff on various platforms. For example, Vim on Apple, stevie on Windows ... The basics work across all of them, but the details vary if you're trying to do anything out of the mainstream.

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You forget, Lee ...

Things were changing so fast back then that it would have been near impossible for a software based solution to keep up. Remember, small garage-based Mom&Pop ISPs were going from startup to "global" in a period of months. Business evolution was out-stripping the technology. Manually adding what was necessary worked (mostly), so that was how it was done. It wasn't right or wrong, it just was.

We've moved on. I'm not all that certain things are better now.

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"DNS wasn't around in the 1970s. And neither was vi or emacs. The 70s and early 80s Arpanet used the hosts.txt file."

Not as DNS, no (that was 1983) ... But there were (localish) implementations of name to numbers translation that mostly worked.

I think you'll find vi & EMACS[1] were both born in the same year, that year being 1976. I remember swearing at Bill Joy in person over vi, and at rms via email over EMACS, both well before 1980.

The first copy of Jake Feinler's file that I received from Jon was called HOSTS.TXT ... yes, all caps. It was renamed to hosts a couple years later. The Hosting Name Registry started in 1972.

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$ Vi

bash: Vi: command not found

$

Bloated middle age beckons: Windows 1.0 turns 35 and is dealing with its mid-life crisis, just about

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Re: "first build of the OS"

Not even a program loader.

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Re: Windows 3.1 or burst

In the late '90s I used to host install parties[0] at Foothill JC in Los Altos (sometimes at De Anza or Cañada). The first time around (late '95 or early '96), I pointed out the existence of mc, (release 3.0 or 3.1). Several of the newbies latched onto it as being somewhat familiar. I guess I hadn't impressed on them the necessity of creating a user account, especially when they were just starting out with *nix ... Much hilarity ensued. I corrected my approach, and the issue almost went away (there is always one ...).

Oddly enough, the single biggest mistake was "tidying" the file system.

[0] BSD, Slackware and/or Minix, Coherent if you had your own set of disks.

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Re: Windows 3.1 or burst

Slackware still ships it by default.

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"And they both ripped off the Xerox Alto environment."

Back then the concept of "ripping off" didn't really exist in the computing world. As one example, almost all computers shipped with complete source code, not just to the OS, but also to the applications. Consider that nobody attending The Mother of All Demos had to sign an NDA.

It wasn't until after Bill Gates' "Open Letter to Hobbyists" that the big-wigs in the computer world started jealously guarding this kind of thing.

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Re: Who is

I just asked the kids down in the barn; they had never heard of Ronaldo and told me that Bruno Mars was a really crap musician. Outside the Left Coast's demographic, I guess.

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Re: Who is

Who is Cristiano?

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Re: Old? Middle Age?

"Does that mean people will still be using Windows in 2050?"

People might be. Hopefully Humans will have evolved, though.

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Good question!

"Red trousers and a Porsche or respectable middle age for Windows?"

Neither, IMO. Windows reminds me more of this guy ... any day now, hopefully.

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Re: Windows 3.1 or burst

I still use mc (Midnight Commander, a GPLv3 clone of the Norton offering) occasionally on my *nix systems. It's a useful tool, and a lot more powerful that it looks on first glance. Recommended.

N.B. Be VERY careful if you choose to run it as root ... it will do exactly what you tell it to do. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Adiós Arecibo Observatory: America's largest radio telescope faces explosive end after over 50 years of service

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Re: Reality

"You surely only need to lift in new cables."

Sounds easy! What a good idea! I wonder why they didn't think of that‽‽‽

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Re: 60 years old? -- Time to build a new one

Who "actually" cares how big a unit of measurement is? My fuel tank holds the same amount regardless of whether it is calibrated in US Gallons, Imperial Gallons, Liters or Hogsheads (US or Imperial).

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Re: 60 years old? -- Time to build a new one

I wondered: "Where are you going to put it?"

Answer: Malham Cove. Of course. A couple masts to the South and East and a little rigging to support the reflectors and receiver, and Bob's yer auntie.

I'll leave it to the usual "Experts" here to figure out how to fund it.

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Re: Higher Up

Because the Barringer Family (note spleling), who own it outright, don't want to lose control of their cash cow?

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Re: Puerto Rico may not be the best location for a replacement

Meteor Crater[0] is square, not round. Seriously, look at it. It's also the wrong shape top to bottom. Turning it into a dish would involve quite a bit more bedrock removal than one might think. Also, sinking the necessary anchors around the circumference would be problematic, due to the impact fractured rock surrounding the site.

Utah has plenty of Earthquakes. See here for current 'quakes.

[0] Strangely enough, it got its name from the nearest Post Office, not the rock from space ... at the time, most folks thought it was Volcanic in nature.

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Re: Shirley...

Because it's in Puerto Rico, John. Trump, xenophobic racist shithead that he is, never wanted anything to do with Puerto Rico.

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Re: 60 years old? -- Time to build a new one

"Even though the mother country has gone about 95% metric"

Over here, we allow the Canadians to test the ideas of your French Overlords before we make use of them. We just take the good bits, like Cajuns.

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Re: 60 years old? -- Time to build a new one

Mere details, then.

At least a pint is still a pint. (Contrary to popular belief, you can get a decent 20oz pint in most cities here in Left Pondia.)

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Re: Damn. What a waste.

Our highway bridges are in pretty bad shape ... especially the ones built by the Works Progress Administration. Contrary to popular belief, however, they are in no real danger of caving in en-mass any time soon.

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Re: 60 years old? -- Time to build a new one

Good idea. The more the merrier!

But ... Where are you going to put it? How are you going to fund it? (You know that an American Mile is 8 furlongs, same as in Blighty, right? This is a good thing, or your records at Santa Pod would be meaningless on the World stage ...)

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Re: 60 years old? -- Time to build a new one

Lick Observatory, on Mount Hamilton (looking down on Silly Con Valley) still does useful work with optical kit that is over 130 years old, despite the best efforts of last August's SCU Lightning Complex Fire.

Similar for Mount Wilson Observatory, looking down on the LA basin (has also been threatened by fires in recent years).

jake Silver badge

Damn. What a waste.

Hopefully this will be a wake-up call for all the other deferred maintenance around here.

I'm not holding my breath, though.

Linux Foundation, IBM, Cisco and others back ‘Inclusive Naming Initiative’ to change nasty tech terms

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Re: So basically we're going to have to re-name everything.

I'd say you have No Feelings.

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Re: So basically we're going to have to re-name everything.

You've never drop-kicked a process running on an S/360, then.

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Re: So basically we're going to have to re-name everything.

In the mid-late '80s I was a Yank working in a Yank company. Our software had an Abort command, and another Yank company asked us to change the name. We told them to fuck off.

No, really, our CEO called their CEO and asked if they were kidding about renaming abort. Their CEO indicated they were serious. Our CEO told him to fuck off. In those words. Their CEO sputtered and blustered. Our CEO asked him what part of "fuck off" did he misunderstand? Theirs sputtered and blustered some more. Our CEO laughed at him. Theirs finally hung up. Ours said "I was wondering how long I could keep the shithead on the line." Best conference call I ever sat in on :-)

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Re: Sigh...

Actually, this Yank learned about the Barbary Pirates raiding Europe for slaves way back when he was enrolled in Ray Lyman Wilbur Junior High School in Palo Alto. They raided all the way up to Iceland, if I recall correctly.

However, this same Yank remembers no mention of the Barbary pirates at all from school in Yorkshire. Viking raids, yes, but not Islamic raids. But then they never mentioned Sir Francis Drake's pirate & slave trading days, either.

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Re: Here's my Word replacement list

Note that I know Word quite well. I've even taken courses on it over the years. One can't properly advise others to avoid a product unless you understand it and it's competition thoroughly.

But that doesn't mean that I use it. Familiarity truly breeds contempt in this case.

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Re: What are we going to do about the embedded devices?

You are clearly inventing stupid excuses to change the language ... and in this very forum, the people who use this lingo day in and day out are telling you that the ends don't justify the necessary means to implement your demands. And yet you still insist your crusade is correct, and all the rest of us are wrong?

There's a word for that.

As for "These changes are typically invisible to the end users anyway" ... If so, then what's the fucking point? Change for change's sake, to make you feel better about something that you (hopefully!) never participated in?

There's a word for that, too.

jake Silver badge

Re: Here's my Word replacement list

In order to replace Word, I'd first have to start using it.

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We've already done that one, desht.

Do try to keep up, there's a good chap.

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Re: So basically we're going to have to re-name everything.

Commendable effort, but you forgot PEEK and POKE. Don't they teach the BASICs anymore?

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Re: What about that special Friday?

Common misconception. A Black belt shows you know the basics, and are now ready to study the art in greater depth.

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So let me get this straight[0] ...

... An AC who is seemingly in favo(u)r of somehow sanitizing Technical English so as not to offend anybody accidentally somehow sees fit to use insulting language when addressing the group he disagrees with?

There is a word for that, and I don't think it's going to become sanitized anytime soon.

[0] If my use of the word "straight" in this context offends you, seek help,

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Re: Sapir-Whorf

Yeah, that Phily accent of his is atrocious.

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Re: Sapir-Whorf

He was raised bilingual, Hebrew and English.

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Re: What is this heresey?

How positively DARE you forget ternary logic!

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Re: So basically we're going to have to re-name everything.

It's hardly confined to left wing nuts. Wingnuts of every political stripe engage in this kind of asshattery, and you know it just as well as I do.

I humbly submit that this particular branch of human stupidity can and should stand alone without dragging politics into it.

Edit: Damn cat keeps posting for me ... This round's on me.

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Re: What are we going to do about the embedded devices?

"Software updates can obviously update language as part of other updates, online docs can be amended, graphics may take some time to be redone or if the original files exist could be automated."

You are volunteering your time and money to implement this world-wide? Kewl. Be sure to let us all know when you are done, OK? Have fun!

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Re: Sapir-Whorf

I'm pretty sure it was Noam Chomsky who put the kibosh on linguistic relativity once and for all.

Compsci guru wants 'right to be forgotten' for old email, urges Google and friends to expire, reveal crypto-keys

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What you are effectively saying is ...

... that people should be able to re-write their past and pretend that they have been nothing but saintly their entire life.

Sorry, bub. RealLife isn't all rainbows, moons, stars and my little pony.

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Re: One wonders ...

Wondering about something is not ad hom.

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Re: Don't start with Google

Why do people like you insist on putting words into other people's mouths? I never said anything of the sort.

I have typoed many mistakes. I admit them, learn from them, and move on. As any other semi-literate primate ought to do.

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Re: One wonders ...

If that was in reply to mine, I fail to see the ad hom. Elucidate?

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Re: "sooner or later you will get crimed on"

Did the great Bill Watterson teach you nothing? Verbing weirds language. Weirding is not a bad thing, especially in informal writing/speech. Unless you lack the humo(u)r gene, of course, in which case I feel very, very sorry for you..

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Re: Don't start with Google

I do not think you properly parsed what I wrote. Try again?

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Re: Don't start with Google

::mental note:: Graham Cobb does not stand behind everything he puts into email. It is therefore safe to disregard everything he puts into email.

When humans return to the Moon in '2024', HPE would like us to remember: We built the computer that simmed this

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Re: So how come...

Because back then Engineers were in charge of Engineering. Now, it's beancounters, marketing and lawyers in charge of Engineering.

It's a sad world we live in. And getting sadder.

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