* Posts by jake

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Mysterious metal monolith found in 'very remote' part of Utah

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Re: Someone with too much time & money ...

With Marketing in charge, probably a bloody swiz[0].

'Tis the season, and all that.

[0] Translation for my fellow Yanks: swiz is a Britishism for swindle.

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Re: Bah!

Because today's kids don't realize that we've been listening to "their" memes since the 1960s (Star Trek, 2001, Dr. Who et alia) or 1970s (HHGTG etc.)? (1930s and 1940s for Hobbits and rings and dragons, oh my!)

But seriously kids, we know already. It's getting kinda old.

Now ger orf me lawn! (Have a beer, Stevie.)

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Re: Someone with too much time & money ...

Locklear and Shatner in one show. Most of my techno-dweeb friends cried when it went off the air.

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Re: We're missing someone

The nameless, faceless blobs of grey goo collectively known as AC have been far more annoying and twatish than amfM would ever dream of becoming, even at his most trollish.

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Remote my ass.

I just looked at a map. It's only a couple hundred yards off the Lockhart Basin Trail, which is easily doable by an experienced off-roader in an almost bone-stock mid-'90s Ford Explorer equipped with adequate offroad tires, aftermarket skid plates, and a 3" lift. I suspect that an average, run-of-the-mill, home-built rock crawler can drive right up to it with no difficulty.

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Re: 5th element

I have a smooth Collie named Lilo, does that count?

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Re: Let me get this straight...

"Also, who counts bighorn sheep?"

The Department of the Interior. Gives them the data needed to decide how many hunting permits are allowed in any given season. Remember, while this thing may be in the State of Utah, it's on BLM land, which is federally managed ... for rather small values of "managed", of course.

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It's probably epoxied in. Gut feeling is that the authorities will just leave it be, as removing it will cause "damage to the environment".

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Re: "...the Department won't reveal its location "

How rude.

There is an unwritten law of desert exploration that you don't ever give precise coordinates to interesting places. When you do that, the GreatUnwashed arrive en mass and destroy whatever made the place interesting.

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Someone with too much time & money ...

.... AND it's probably an advert for something that nobody needs or wants. Probably goophabet, spamazon or farcebook, with twatter coming in behind now that we won't have Trump to kick around anymore, which will drop their ratings.

Bloated middle age beckons: Windows 1.0 turns 35 and is dealing with its mid-life crisis, just about

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Re: Breakthrough/turning point.. a small correction.

"Why do all the most competent, rational, sane, and EXCELLENT comments on ElReg get either no votes or massively downvoted?"

Because the World wan't made in your image.

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Re: "first build of the OS"

It would seem that 2 commentards actually think that Windows 1.0 was an OS and/or a program loader. The mind absolutely boggles.

It's always DNS, especially when a sysadmin makes a hash of their semicolons

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

"In a lab full of newbies you can't turn off the other people's beeps, of course."

The hell I can't. I'm the teacher, and I have root.

The easiest way is to add the command to the global rc file.

If you don't want to do that, you can make a default framework for the students ~/rc that reflects the command (you are the teacher, so having this set up before they get there is a no-brainer).

Note that the name of the rc file varies with the version of vi that you are running. But you are the teacher, so you already know this, right? If you don't, try reading TFM page. It's part of your job description to know these things.

Suggestion: Do this on the second or third day of keyboard time, after allowing them an hour or two of beeping, which helps train the fingers. Tell the students what you did, why you did it, and how they can change it back for their personal login, should they wish.

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Simple answer.

Because computers are literate. An a is not an A.

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

Thus proving for once and for all that you really can use C to write bad Fortran?

Been there, done that. Have a beer, compadre.

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Re: Obviously ...

That was a well polished reply.

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

We already have, kind of. EMACS started life as a set of Editor MACroS for TECO.

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Drive letter?

What is this heresy you call a "drive letter"?

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Re: Typos in text files...

That's when you get the intern to collect the files from the printer three floors down and two buildings over.

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Re: Wireless networking, 1980s style.

We tried it late-night at KZSU in the late '70s (and later KFJC, 80ish). It didn't work very well, and there was little demand, so it kind of evaporated.

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Re: When I were a lad

I think that one of the biggest Clues that an experienced coder can give to a neophyte is "Ask for help proofreading your own code!" ... Most people see what they intended to write, not what they actually wrote.

As a side-note, back in the day my Wife, who is not a coder, not by any stretch, could often spot syntax errors in my code because it looked "out of balance" (her words).

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Re: Old enough...

... to have proof-read assembler listings intended for Dr. Dobbs Journal before STOB got there. Fortunately there were several of us :-)

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Re: So how's this person's

Redmond's Office crew are catching up the the Europeans in the vacation days department.

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Re: Guide to religion

Vim was[0] a clone of the vi clone stevie as ported to the Amiga.

vi -> stevie -> Amiga stevie -> Vim

[0] Yes, was. It's been redone from scratch since then. Still the same project, though.

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

The Rand editor? You mean e? You can still get a copy of e.

https://github.com/blakemcbride/Rand-E-Editor

The reference manual:

https://www.rand.org/pubs/notes/N2239-1.html

Interesting piece of history, if nothing else. Was WAY ahead of it's time.

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

And if you can't remember, hit it twice. Three times for luck.

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

Vim wasn't lying to you. It was doing exactly what the person who set it up told it to do. Your distrust is misplaced.

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

$ which Vi

which: no Vi in (/usr/local/bin:/bin:/usr/bin)

$

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Re: Anyone who ever dabbles in vi

"["how do you know you're in a lab full of unix newbies? *beep* *beep* *beep*]"

If it's driving you too batty, :set noerrorbells.

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Obviously ...

... the article was about typoes.

Amazon's ad-hoc Ring, Echo mesh network can mooch off your neighbors' Wi-Fi if needed – and it's opt-out

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Re: Interesting legality issue in the UK

Using Lorem Ipsum as an example in this situation is rather silly, don't you think? Unless you can see something resembling actual consent of some kind in there ... Contracts might look like gibberish to the casual reader, but they rarely actually are.

As always, caveat auditor ...

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Re: Absolutely EVIL

Here in the United States it will very probably be called Theft by Conversion, once the inevitable class action hits the courts. Or so the lawyer brother of mine suggests.

That would be "taking with the intent of exercising over the chattel an ownership inconsistent with the real owner's right of possession" (per the always suspect Wiki).

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We have been warning you that they are untrustworthy for years. Are you going to start listening now?

That's the collective you, not picking on wayneinuk specifically.

Have a beer, Wayne.

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No.

Just no.

Vodafone launches platform that promises to play nicely with dusty legacy IoT kit

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Re: So basically it's SCADA ...

" If I know the phone number of your RTU, there is literally nothing stopping me from dialling it up with a dial-up modem"

I've been using pre-CXR Anderson-Jacobson dial-back modems since 1983ish. I didn't connect my (admittedly meager) SCADA shit to the Internet back then for the same reason I refuse to connect the somewhat larger collection to the Internet today: Because the Internet is inherently not secure.

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So basically it's SCADA ...

... but with inherently much less security?

Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass.

Linus Torvalds worried Linux kernel might get messy around Christmas

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So celebrate Solstice instead.

The world's farming schedule waits on no man ... or disease. We all gotta eat.

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Re: Call me silly

If it comes from that camp, it'll be left-right swapped, the authors will insist that is the way it has to be, the original was obviously wrong, WONTFIX.

Snap decision: 74-year-old Florida man wrests puppy from jaws of alligator

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Re: There goes another puppy

Off topic, but I'll bite ...

Are you volunteering to keep them housed, fed, watered and vetted? I thought not.

I do my part by encouraging spaying and neutering. It's not my fault that the idiots don't want to hear it. "It's just one litter! Puppies from Fluffy will be so cute!" is the common refrain, as they allow little Fluffy to breed with any mongrel that comes sniffing around. Fluffy's owner is usually the same moron who gets all sad about the amount of euthanasias per year ... The hypocrisy and ignorance among this set is dreadful.

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Re: The Joys of Democracy

When you have to explain the joke ...

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Re: Where's mum?

If the 'gator's mum was in the same pond, at that size the 'gator would have become a snack years previously. The mum only remains domestic up to a certain point.

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What did the dude expect, walking his pup close to the water?

Down in Louisiana they call that "idiot fishing for 'gators".

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Re: The Joys of Democracy

Florida is home to all the New York and New Jersey rejects. Kind of ups the anti somewhat.

It's also home to people who think perpetually muggy is "good weather" ... people actually move there on purpose for this! Waterlogged brains are not prone to good decision making.

And of course all the alcohol soaked students, there for the perpetual spring break. Tends to drop the IQ well below the national average.

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Soup and a belt.

US Air Force deploys robot security dogs to guard base

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Re: Ok ....

Off-road and much updated version of the Roomba Dirt Dog?

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No offensive capabilities?

What does it weigh and how fast is it?

Ever been clipped across the knees by a 28 pound Whippet moving at full tilt?

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Re: Thanks

And it brings a whole new meaning to InternetofShit ...

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Re: Burning books...

"Ballistic weapons are a bad idea, as the recoil and vibration from firing would probably damage the robot"

At the distances involved, I rather suspect .22 lr rounds would be more than enough for soft targets. Use a modified Ruger 10/22 action that is capable of select fire, nostril mounted 6/7 inch barrel, a 50ish round drum magazine, crosshairs in the VR headset, and Bob's yer auntie.

Adiós Arecibo Observatory: America's largest radio telescope faces explosive end after over 50 years of service

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Re: 60 years old? -- Time to build a new one

I thought about the Lulworth option, but decided the end result would forever be plagued with a bad case of rising damp, which tends to be hard on the instrumentation. That's if one could figure out how to budget for keeping the Channel out while the bowl was being developed.

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Larry's too busy staring in the mirror admiring himself to notice.

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