* Posts by jake

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Rocky has competition as more CentOS alternatives step into the ring: Project Lenix, Oracle Linux vie for attention

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Re: You can trust Oracle

Methinks a couple of downvoters have a badly misaligned Poe's Law filter.

The first point release for Linux 5.10 came out barely a day later because storage bugs broke RAID5* partitions

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Re: Speed

"This makes no sense whether it's said by Satya Nadella or Linus Torvalds "

You have to release it sometime. If there are no obvious show-stoppers, then there is nothing that says "we need to go another week". When the inevitable bugs show up, you patch them. Withholding a release until all the bugs are guaranteed to be gone would mean the kernel would still be back in the 0.x range ...

Besides, history has shown that Linus knows when to pull the trigger on releases. He'll hold it another week if his lizard hind-brain says "not quite yet ..." Redmond? Maybe not so much. I certainly know who I trust.

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"the key is to keep the user in control which is something that companies are starting to fail to provide."

Starting? Where have you been these last thirty years or so?

Adios California, Oracle the latest tech firm to leave California for the wide open (low tax) Lone Star State

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Re: Classic move of companies at the end of their lives...

"Will Larry move his mansion and boats to Texas too?"

Do you really think Larry-san would live anywhere that he might accidentally come into contact with a redneck? Hell no! That's for the Great Unwashed plebs, like Zuck and Bezos.

Long and short: he moved to his private tropical volcanic island[0] a while back. Probably took his boats with. Left the mansions behind, one never knows when one might need to house an ex-wife (or four), or need reasonable accommodations on a business trip. No word on white Persian cat(s), nor if he has managed to smuggle in his MiG and various supercars.

[0] No shit. He owns the island of Lana'i in the Hawai'ian chain ...

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Re: Two things

Last time I checked, it was less than half as expensive.

A three bed, 2 bath, 1400sqft attached garage home on a .25 lot just South of San Francisco (where Oracle is was located) currently runs between 1.5 and 2 million. Dollars. US Dollars. The same home in Austin would be, what, 300 to 400K?

Price of gas here in Sonoma is about $3.45/gallon, same in much of the rest of the Bay Area. Price in Austin, about a buck sixty (Sams or Cosco).

Etc.

Cheer up, the music will be back. Not even Oracle can fuck THAT up ... but I'll bet you a Lone Star that Larry will try if someone is jamming within earshot of his home. The man has no soul.

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About time.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Larry. You will not be missed.

"Will other companies follow suit and leave the Golden State for cheaper climes?"

We can but hope. Hopefully they'll leave en-mass. I'll bet it'll take less time to get life back to normal around here than it did for the fuckwitted imports to screw it up.

I feel sorry for the fine people of Austin, though. Good luck, folks. You'll need it. All the rest of y'all, if you have never visited Austin, now is the time to go. It'll be fubared before long, and you'll miss out on what used to be a good thing.

Cruise, Kidman and an unfortunate misunderstanding at the local chemist

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Many moons ago, maybe 1983 ...

... bright and early one fine morning I was on the roof of the old Ford Aerospace Building One on Fabian in Palo Alto, trying to re-align a new laser network link to a building across Hwy 101. I got tackled by a couple largish MPs ... Seems that some military big-wigs were about to arrive to inspect one of our satellites (a work in progress), and the two security guys heard someone talk about "jake's up on the roof with the laser, that should sort 'em out". Myself and the two talking about me were detained, taken to a small room & questioned. Seems the security detail wasn't all that versed in the power output of a 5mW HeNe laser, in their tiny little brains we were conspiring to roast the brass.

We had the last laugh. The laser link was part of the demo that the brass was there to observe. We were "rescued" from the grilling after about an hour, and allowed to get on with it. The security guys got a very public dressing-down from a rather technologically cluefull Colonel (in full dress) for wasting his time ... After we concluded the demo, the Colonel sent the security guys to get pizza for lunch and sat & ate with us, discussing the ins & outs of "modern" wireless (laser) networking.

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Re: We did manage to raise eyebrows at Boots one time

Hopefully the plan wasn't to find out if they blend ...

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Re: We did manage to raise eyebrows at Boots one time

Cable pulling lube and KY aren't interchangeable ... For one thing, KY is water based, and you probably don't want that in your electrical equipment. Horses for courses & all that.

As a side note, soap isn't a lubricant. It's a surfactant. You kiddies reading this might want to learn the difference before you do yourself an injury. Or worse, injure somebody else.

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By 1995 ...

... even Apple was selling digital cameras. There was a choice of prosumer gear that was perfectly capable of taking that kind of headshot, and professionals were already using them for test shots like those described. Granted, film was still better resolution than digital, and a primadonna like Kubrick might have insisted on it, but the writing was certainly on the wall.

What does my neighbour's Tesla have in common with a stairlift?

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Re: wonder about the scrap value of chopped off charging cables

With a glut of them on the market, probably not much.

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Re: Steady on

"not really so bad they'd veer off the road killing people?"

Well ... not unless the mounts for the steering box rust out completely.

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I have friends who would intentionally purchase an old banger to register, insure, and then leave in that spot indefinitely just to make the point.

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Re: To be fair..

When you haven't got a real musician on the payroll you just have to fake it.

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Teslas run Linux, not DOS.

HTH

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Re: most unreliable motor vehicles since the Austin Allegro

You gotta wonder at kids who think that 60 is "old" :-)

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Re: Horse and buggy

It takes more than one or two horsepower to augment the battery when an EV is towing ... there are youtube videos on the horrors of towing with a Tesla.

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Re: Horse and buggy

I wouldn't upset my horse by placing him in such an environment.

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Re: Funny headline

Bacon is a vegetable, isn't it? I'm pretty sure Jacques Pépin said so, so it most be true.

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Re: EVs = bad for planet, bad for poor people, bad for practicality

Can I tow with it? If so, what happens to the range?

How does it work on non-paved roads?

It's very overcast, and has been for a couple weeks. What's my range now?

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Re: EVs = bad for planet, bad for poor people, bad for practicality

Many places in this world are prone to brownouts due to lack of enough electricity to go around. What do you think would happen in those areas should a decent percentage of cars require grid power?

As a side-note, here in California PG&E has taken to powering down the grid during high wind conditions. It would seem they are worried about sparking wildfires. Turns out that turning off the power is a hell of a lot cheaper than doing routine maintenance. Do you think your National Grid is not keeping a close eye on this money saving caper? (I have friends with Teslas who were without power for ten days straight last summer (Callistoga area). Lots of fun for them, I can tell you.)

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Re: EVs = bad for planet, bad for poor people, bad for practicality

But you trust the propaganda advertising marketing of the agency charged with selling you on EVs?

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Re: EVs = bad for planet, bad for poor people, bad for practicality

Regardless, it's not going to happen in the government mandated time provided.

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Re: EVs = bad for planet, bad for poor people, bad for practicality

"Many routes that used to be relatively direct now need the passengers to go via the local hub to get to places."

I used public transportation in Blighty for almost a year. I found it made life much nicer to go via the local Pub to get to places.

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Re: EVs = bad for planet, bad for poor people, bad for practicality

"Put it that way: do you need a car in a city?"

I just got off the horn to several friends who live in cities[0]. They are all very vocal public transportation advocates. They use it to get to work, grocery, medical, etc. All of them also have cars. I asked them a simple question: "Are you ready to give up your car?"

All of them very emphatically answered "No!". When asked why not, they all replied a variation on "I need it to get out of the city on weekends!". Not one of them. Not a couple of them. All ten of them. So that covers that.

[0] Santa Rosa, San Francisco, Redwood City, Fremont, San Jose, Sacramento, San Diego, Eureka, Fresno and Santa Barbara.

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Re: EVs = bad for planet, bad for poor people, bad for practicality

And to get rid of most of the other 50%:

0) Online gaming

1) Advertising/Marketing

2) Gambling (including stock markets)

3) Bad driving videos

4) Other stupid human tricks

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Re: If it was me...

The hint is in the OR portion of SORN ...

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Re: If it was me...

ElReg does have AC accounts with unique identifiers. Mine is "jake".

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Re: Charging

Some of us poke our noses outside a 15 to 20 mile radius.

For example, I routinely do the 680 mile round trip between Sonoma and Solvang in a day. If I don't run into too much traffic, it means about a dozen hours on the road[0][1]. Not a hell of a lot of time for recharging in there.

[0] Turnaround time for the drive isn't all that high ... The chill-chest is programmed to make sure the cryopreserved semen is up to temperature when I get there.

[1] I fly it if the distance/time is any further than this. It's a rough job, but somebody has to do it.

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Re: Charging

"I have a weekend car in my garage that has soft iron valve seats so it doesn’t even like unleaded fuel. I’m considering having that converted to EV"

Far, far cheaper to have hardened valve seats installed. Increases the resale value of the car, too, unlike an electric conversion. While you're doing the head(s), look into installing new fuel system bits & bobs that will make conversion to alcohol easier.

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Re: Charging

Cheers! ::hic::

CentOS project changes focus, no more rebuild of Red Hat Enterprise Linux – you'll have to flow with the Stream

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Re: no

Who's "we", Kemosabe?

FBI confirms Zodiac Killer's 340 cipher solved by trio of amateur math and software codebreakers

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Couldn't have been Cruz, sadly.

Cruz is one of those fucking dimwits that think backdoors in encryption can only be used by the good guys. He clearly couldn't be the author of the cypher.

AWS is fed up with tech that wasn’t built for clouds because it has a big 'blast radius' when things go awry

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Re: Let's face it ...

I rather suspect the Boeing move has more to do with hoping to put bonuses in the Board's pockets than it has anything at all to do with compute capability. Boeing is one of the few companies that measures internal compute power in Acres, a unit that is usually reserved for government TLAs.

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Re: Strange terminology

"Well how do *you* level the output of your hamsters if not with gears?"

With a very small manually operated muck fork, of course. The newfangled geared versions only exist to separate Millennials and Hipsters from their money.

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Let's face it ...

... who really needs the infrastructure you describe? I'll bet you a plugged nickel that all of them own their own infrastructure and wouldn't touch AWS (or any other so-called "cloud") with a ten foot pole.

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I suspect that if I found an issue with APC's firmware, it would have been in acceptance testing, and it wouldn't have made it into production. Twice. There was no third time; I took APC off the approved vendor list.

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"“Software you don’t own in your infrastructure is a risk,” DeSantis said, outlining a scenario in which notifying a vendor of a firmware problem in a device commences a process of attempting to replicate the issue, followed by developing a fix and then deployment.

"“It can take a year to fix an issue,” he said."

Yep. Now ask me why I don't use or recommend clouds. If I own the software, and indeed the infrastructure, I can fix it today, not next Thursday when the AWS techs get around to it. If they ever get around to it.

Back to the Fuchsia, part IV: Google's in-development OS now open to community contributions

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Whatever.

I don't think the world really needs another Microsoft or Apple when it comes to OSes.

It's just another solution looking for a problem. Do not want.

Reading El Reg while working from home? Here's a pleasant thought: Kaspersky says 1 in 10 of you are naked right now

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Re: Webcams?

The only reason I asked is because there seems to be a disease going around that makes people worry entirely too much about what other people are thinking/doing, even though those thoughts/deeds have absolutely nothing to do with the worrier, and in fact never will.

Your statement "I am feeling slightly nauseous at the thought that people are reading this post naked." seems to fall into this demographic. My diagnosis seems to be (mostly?) incorrect. Mea culpa.

Have a beer :-)

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Re: highlight the importance of using reliable tech

4a. Put them on before continuing. We wouldn't want any accidents.

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Sinuses, Shirley.

Not to make a molehill out of a mountain, of course.

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Well, she's a Jersey, and a bit of a drama queen ...

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Re: Wally got there first...

"Frammin at the jim jam, frippin on the krotz."

Verbatim, after 50ish years (first read in the San Francisco Chronicle as a new cartoon, I have no idea what the actual date was. Late 60s, early 70s(??)). Funny what sticks in one's mind :-)

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Probably exactly the opposite of the specific ones. Human nature, innit.

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Horsehocky.

See my post, above.

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Re: Webcams?

"I am feeling slightly nauseous at the thought that people are reading this post naked."

Are you also one of those people who feel a need to be offended on behalf of others?

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Re: Naked coding? Sounds Agile...

Never turning on the heat is a false savings ...

Proper insulation and a solar powered GSHP cost almost nothing to run, maintenance is nearly nil, and the entire house is a constant 70F (21C) 24/7/365.25 (bedrooms cooler at night) ... with no fuel or electricity costs whatsoever. The thing paid for itself in about fifteen years, and has been essentially free to operate ever since. (I do my own maintenance, not that there has been much. Filter changing and duct cleaning, mostly, and I had to replace a wire that a squirrel had gnawed through once.)

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Re: "toiling away in the buff"

Yet another reason to live in Sonoma ... 75F (24C) here yesterday. Still picking summer squash, chilis and tomatoes. Went surfing the other day. Decided to have a look at Maverick's, but the break was MASSIVE ... I'm too old for that shit ... Went and pissed off Khosla by picnicking at Martin's Beach instead. Lovely day out :-)

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Re: a "growing new interest in nude cleaning in British society"

Cleaning others is inefficient ... The Wife and I discovered years ago that showering together and "helping" takes a good deal longer than showering separately.

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