* Posts by jake

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Boffins revisit the Antikythera Mechanism and assert it’s no longer Greek to them

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Re: iCog

It does have rounded bits on a portable computer.

Why yes, I'll take that commendation for fixing the thing I broke

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Re: Experience is the best teacher

In the early days, it was all too common ... Partly because many of the concepts were so new that there were no instructions as yet. We were making it up as we went along.

Asahi's plan for Linux on Apple's new silicon shows Cupertino has gone back to basics with iOS booting

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Re: "Breaks most of the standards"

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. —Andrew S. Tanenbaum

We can't avoid it any longer. Here's a story about the NFT mania... aka someone bought a JPEG for $69m in Ether

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Re: Commentard's previous point?

Hopefully you recorded that vinyl to half inch tape, and use the tape to produce the copies you actually listen to ...

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Re: Commentard's previous point?

"You could record it and then you have a digital copy of a work of art."

Digital? Why would I go to all the time and trouble to properly mic up a symphony orchestra, just to record it digitally? What a waste that would be ...

I suspect this "digital is everything!" concept is part of the overall problem.

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Re: Outrageous!

Of COURSE they can spend their money anywhere they like.

And we are equally free to point and giggle.

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Re: 100001000100010001111001010

Searching my oldest currently running and available over my network HDD for that binary string, I can show prior art. In a couple of places. (It's a 777 meg CDC WREN IV from ~1987, if anyone cares.)

I must be rich! This round's on me!

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Re: What is this

"So why not also JPEGs, if the only difference is the ease of perfect replication?"

Because it's not the only difference. Another is lack of physical object, leading to lack of exclusivity. I can display the exact same piece of art as the bozo who paid 70 million for it.

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Re: would last in perpetuity because the token is "in the blockchain"

There are a couple rolls of coins (US coinage dated 1978, pennies, nickles, dimes, quarters, half dollars, and dollars), sealed in lead and cast into a concrete foundation that I laid in that year. I'm the only one that knows they are there. Hopefully someday, when they are worth something, somebody will find them. I'm fairly certain that they will still be there when the last of any of today's crypto keys have been lost (or compromised to the point of meaninglessness).

Is it art? No, of course not. But I rather suspect that whoever finds the stash will have more fun with it than any holder of one of these NFT thingies ever will.

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Re: Say what you will...

Did you like them 70 million dollars worth? How about ten bucks? A dime?

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Re: would last in perpetuity because the token is "in the blockchain"

Last I heard, only around 2 or 3% of all the tablets ever found have actually been read/translated (half a million, give or take, are in museums). I started learning cuneiform in it's various guises when I was young and deluded, thinking one could actually make a living contributing to knowledge of the past ... and it seemed more interesting than the mundane Latin and Greek. Perhaps I'll take it up again if I ever retire. There has GOT to be something of interest in all those unread tablets besides "<this year> billy-bob had 15 she-goats with kids, harvested 22 bushels of wheat and made 75 gallons of wine and 40 pounds of cheese" and the like ... wouldn't it be cool to be the first to read it after 5,000 years or so?

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Re: Say what you will...

"The person I don't understand is the one who chose to buy it."

The people I don't understand are the ones bidding against him (her?) who helped drive the price up. Are they totally upset that they lost out on the deal?

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Re: Artificial scarcity or, "Franklin Mint dear, I don't give a damn."

"What is the point of a toy that never leaves the box?"

Such a good setup, but I can't bring myself to finish it ...

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Re: It just goes to show ...

All are forms of separating fools from their money, yes. Your point?

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Re: What is this

The MPAA can babble all they like. The artist himself has allowed many people to copy the work with no payment. The MPAA doesn;t enter into it.

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Re: Dumber than a rock?

The difference is that a numbered Picasso is a limited edition of a physical copy, numbered and signed by the artist. This thing is a series of ones and zeros with no physical representation that anyone can copy for free.

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Re: Blockchain 0, Mona Lisa 1?

"Without this how would you 'own' a digital sculpture ?"

You don't. You own one of many identical copies. So does anyone else who wants one, but they weren't stupid enough to pay money for them.

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Re: It just goes to show ...

Except the seller will have to pay taxes on it, and the transaction is a matter of public record, which kind of defeats two of the main purposes of money laundering.

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It just goes to show ...

... that people with more money than brains have more money than brains.

Whodathunkit.

GitLab latest to ditch 'master' as default initial branch name: It's now simply called 'main'

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Re: "Git"?

"Aside from that, punching up is comedy, punching down is bullying."

Glib, and quite Politically Correct, but obviously not true.

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Re: "Git"?

Old gits gotta stick together ... who else are we going to argue with? Have a beer.

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I'm white, yes. As the driven snow. But (and it's a big but), I am a minority. I'm not Caucasian, I am what you heathens call a Laplander (we prefer Sámi). Am I allowed to comment now?

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Re: it would be so easy to solve all the problems of racism

"It's a tiny, insignificant change to the default name of something."

If its all that small a change, are you volunteering to pay for the replacement costs of all git documentation, including training materials, currently in use world-wide?

"If people are prepared to fight to keep that, what chance do we have of making real, substantive improvements to the racist institutions in our society?"

What does changing something that clearly is not racist have to do with making real, substansive improvements to the racist institutions in (y)our country? Shirley all that this kind of feel-good nonsense is doing is diluting the scope of what actually is a very real problem?

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Re: Information?

Here's a little more on the subject of nitty-gritty (possibly NSFW):

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/18667/etymology-of-reduplicative-compound-nitty-gritty

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Re: radial engine

"Of course, when there was just one program at a time running on a mainframe, the concept of master/slave and communication among them wasn't born yet."

Master and slave was applied to clock in railway and telegraph communications before the turn of the last century. I own a tall-case Master Clock from a hospital. It was made in the 1930s, and makes sure that a dozen or so slave clocks dotted around the place stay on time.

Most large networks today have a Master Clock that every other time keeping device on the network is slaved to. System logs are meaningless if the time doesn't match between them.

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Re: "Git"?

He later claimed to name all his projects after himself. Those of us who were there at the time know otherwise. I'm not telling tales out of class, it was widely reported and is hardly a secret.

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Re: Aargh...

At least we'll have glitter and stickers!

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Re: radial engine

But there is no such thing as "software". So-called "software" is merely the current state of the hardware.

Put another way, hardware is inert. Code wakes up hardware. Software is one ephemeral result.

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Re: Too late to change now

"I do not expect that to happen within this century."

Or the next. These things are cyclical, this particular wave is already past it's peak.

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Re: We did it anyway...

You type all that? Why? Haven't learned scripting yet?

Clearly you are someone not to be reckoned with (in the late 13th, early 14th century meaning of the word).

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Re: "Git"?

Quite odd, isn't it? Especially seeing as it's a personal insult, directed at one particular man. But that's OK, he's white.

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"So how do we differentiate the code module that contains the main() function?"

How can you be so insensitive as to point out that the rule-makers are clearly not coders? You'll be trying to turn them into second-class citizens next! You should be ashamed of yourself!

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Re: "legacy"

"I'm sure there's a good reason why "legacy" should also be purged."

As everybody knows, "legacy" originally meant "a body of people sent on a mission" ... which obviously must mean a lynch mob! And as we all know, only black people were lynched!

BAN LEGACY! IT'S CLEARLY RACIST!!!!!1one!!!!!eleven!!11

"Hmm. Am I allowed to use "purged"?"

Absolutely not! It means "to get rid of objectionable elements or members", which clearly means everybody except rich, white, middle-aged men. Blahblahblahblah ...

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Re: RE: Master / slave

Nor the mechanic rebuilding the brakes on your car.

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Re: RE: Master / slave

""Nitty gritty" is far worse in my mind"

In your mind? What about the rest of the planet?

The term was heavily used in the Jazz world of the late '50s and early '60s (where I first heard it as a nipper), and I can assure you that neither the black nor the white musicians using it were using it with any form of racial intent. Here's an example from 1963.

People are perverting the English Language looking for any excuse to claim racism, sexism, or any other ism that the hand-wringers and namby-pambys can come up with ... apparently even when that particular ism doesn't even exist.

Memo to scientists. Looking for intelligent life? Have you tried checking for worlds with a lot of industrial pollution?

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Re: It's possible to *start* today

"Then you keep doing that."

Please demonstrate. We'll wait.

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"It's possible for humanity to build a dyson sphere today"

Really? Other than the lack of human industrial capability (by several orders of magnitude), how do you propose to get around the issues surrounding the net gravitational interaction with the englobed star? (See Shell theorem, if you're not familiar with the concept.)

Twitter sues Texas AG to halt 'retaliatory' demand for internal content-moderation rulebook in wake of Trump ban

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"Surely that should be part of the T&Cs or EULA for the site?"

It is. It's called the terms of service. One of the very first things they write is "We also retain the right to create limits on use and storage at our sole discretion at any time without prior notice to you."

Seems pretty definitive io me. Twitter's servers, twitters rules. They are allowed to be completely arbitrary and capricious over who is allowed to access them, and how, and why, and when. And they tell you that, right up front. Just like you do with your own computer(s), right?

Don't like it? Tough shit. You don't own Twitter. You don't make their rules. All you can do is whine about it and/or walk away from their service. I recommend the latter.

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Re: First Amendment - False Claims

Bottom line: Freedom of speech is one thing, but freedom of the press is another, and belongs to the man who owns one.

I own a press (a couple, actually). You are not allowed to use them, because I say so. It is mine, and that is my choice to make. No court in the land (except maybe in Texas ... and they will get stomped on by SCotUS) will overturn my decision. It's a private property thing.

Likewise, twitter (go ogle, et alia) owns a press. You are allowed to publish tweets on it just as long as they say you can use it. When they decide that you cannot use it any more, you're out of there. Because they say so. Don't like it? Don't use it. I don't, and have no difficulty getting my point across. Twitter (and go ogle, et alia) is not the only press in town.

Have you gone through all the presses in town, and now nobody will loan you one anymore? Perhaps it's because you've been rolling around in muck and nobody wants you around because you stink bad enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon at 400 paces downwind. Clean up your act, or stay ostracized.

Oculus owners told not only to get Facebook accounts, purchases will be wiped if they ever leave social network

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Re: Unconscionable and corrupt

I can tell just how pissed off you are! It only took you, what, four and a half months(?), to finally notice that maybe you just might have an issue ...

US newspaper's 'Biden will hack Russia' claim: A good way to reassure Putin you'll leave him alone

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Re: Its all a cunning plan

Relax, citizens! We're only shutting down The Internet because HappyNet is finally ready for Prime Time.

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Re: The New York Times?

"It might teach you some respect for the trade."

I seriously doubt it. I have known newspaper publishers. They are all in it to sell newspapers. Its for subscribers and their nickles, and the advertising that that brings, and that's about it.

While Reg readers know the difference between a true hacker and cyber-crook, for everyone else, hacking means illegal activity

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Re: My Understanding

"After all, we are all 'makers'"

Speak for yourself. I'm a hacker, and proud of it.

My 10 year old grand daughter has been labeled a "maker" ... but she's trying to convince her teachers to call her an Inventor instead. She finds "maker" demeaning, and reserves it for "kids learning to cut with scissors and figuring out how to put glitter on everything" (her words, not mine).

"Myself, I'm a whacker."

If your 45T drive array is nearly full, you too might be a Whacker.

So it appears some of you really don't want us to use the word 'hacker' when we really mean 'criminal'

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Re: Quantum Leaps

I thought we were trying to be intellectual for once.

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I'm not usually prone to such things, but I guess I'll have to look into that particular organ in order to verify your assertion.

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"Nobody taught us flaming in school, either."

You didn't study the Greek & Roman classic orators? Or even the modern-day Shakespeare? Poor deprived thing.

Trump's no master troll. He's just a natural born bumbling buffoon.

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Re: Hacking is honourable

But they are all just talking heads (even the headless ones on the radio), selling razorblades, tampons, cheese and beer. They don't give a rat's ass what they say, as long as they are entertaining the masses enough to sell lots of advertising. None of the so-called "news" broadcasts is anything more than entertainment catering to a specific segment of the population when you look at it with a critical eye.

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Re: Hacking in the Physical World

What you are talking about is called "breaking and entering" in the RealWorld. In computer terminology, it is called "cracking".

Hacking is something else entirely.

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Re: Wait!

"I didn't get to vote!"

Don't worry, I did it for you. It's a perk of voting online :-)

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