Re: "All office chairs are gaming chairs"
"....so your Zoom background actually consists of real cows?"
(I don't use zoom.) No, not usually cows ... they tend to not enjoy staying in one place for very long, and I'm not chasing them all over the place with a camera just to get a live shot.
When I need one, my live background is variously the hog pen, one of the ponds, a very long distance shot of the Golden Gate (from a friend's place in the hills above Berkeley), my IBM 1401, PDP-11 or other old iron (depending on what is fired up and doing work at the time), a shot between a couple rows of tomatoes or grapes, one of the fish tanks, a pile of snoozing whippets, greyhounds, maine coons and skogkatts, one of the many CalTrans traffic cams, a street view of Sonoma's Plaza, or anything else that catches my fancy at the time.
"Chat: BRB I need some milk...."
You jest ... however, soon after we moved in here, my brother-in-law +wife&kids came to visit for a couple days. On the third morning at about 5:30, he opened the fridge & noted that we were out of milk. I said "no we aren't", grabbed a jug, and told him to follow me. Down to the barn, where Dorrie, my little Jersey, was waiting for her 6AM milking. The poor guy freaked out. I guess he never really thought about what we did with our dairy cow ... A year later we invited them over for a hog harvest. He declined. His wife & kids enjoyed the party, though :-)