* Posts by jake

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Junior techie had leverage, but didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation

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"where to dispose of the used electrons?"

You collect them in the bit bucket and dump them back in at the highest point for re-use.

Hint: Use a funnel. You don't want to miss and spill them all over, they are a bitch to clean up. NEVER OVERFILL! Don't forget to replace the cap when you are done.

And there you were, thinking bit buckets were only good for collecting chad.

Tech billionaires ask Californians to give new utopian city their blessing

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Re: Biggest problem.

"Pretty sure billionaires who spent the better part of a decade planning something like this have considered those issues in that planning."

In my experience, those billionaires can't plan much past the end of this calendar quarter.

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Re: Biggest problem.

But they do NOT have the water.

I owned an 80 acre parcel out that way. It included the last twelve years of a 99 year water lease. For seven years I grew pumpkins and other squash on it. It was very profitable. I spent most of those 7 years trying to figure out how to extend the water lease, but the State of California was adamant: NO! Most of the locals were in the same boat. Basically, it's scrub land that is good for not much more than grazing a few cattle on. You don't need as much water for cattle as you might think ... consider that most of the BLM land in California's southern deserts is cattle grazing land.

So I sold the place to a friend who had been helping me in the squash business. He knew that he'd be out of water in 5 years, but figured he'd be able to pocket enough loot to purchase land on one of the islands in the Delta to keep the farm going. He was successful, and sold the original property to a developer[0] who didn't care about the lack of water. It has been sitting empty ever since (25+ years now).

To see what the place looks like, try this map:

https://www.google.com/maps/@38.2135488,-121.8026745,11278m

It's the bit in the middle, north of Hwy 12. Not the extreme lack of much of anything. No row crops, no signs of major grazing, no signs of harvesting, etc. That's what no water gets you.

[0] No, not these yahoos. Although that guy may have unloaded the parcel on them. I can't be arsed to find out.

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Re: Two Things

There is a ready supply of servants in Solano County. Their unemployment rate is the highest in the Bay Area.

Bill's fully aware of how politics works here in the USofA, being involved in it for about a third of a century.

He also knows that he's out of his current seat (due to term limits) in 2024, so if he wants to move along in his political career he has to "message the populace". Frankly, I'm surprised he hasn't thrown his hat into the ring for Feinstein's empty seat in Washington. Maybe he'll be sensible and retire.

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Those are the people who will be coming over from Vallejo.

One wonders what long-established Marin County will do when their daily help gets stolen by the new community?

That's mostly sarcasm ... Plenty of folks in Vacaville and Fairfield who could use the work.

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Biggest problem.

Water. They have none. In drought-stricken California it'll never fly on this alone. And no, they are not allowed to simply pump it out of the Delta. Every drop (and then some) is already earmarked. There is a reason that they put Travis where they did... and a reason that Rio Vista hasn't appreciably expanded.

The other issue is traffic. Ever drive Highway 12 or Highway 113 during commute hours? I have. Never again ... YES, they could increase the size of those roads, but once you add the traffic from the new community it'll instantly become gridlock again. Lovely.

Someone is making a pile of loot from ignorant marks investors.

How 'sleeper agent' AI assistants can sabotage your code without you realizing

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Those who forget history ...

""It's the equivalent of like 100 years ago, when there was no food supply chain," he said. "We didn't know what we're eating."

100 years ago we knew far more about what we were eating because we actually knew the people who grew it. With the exception of a few dry-goods, virtually everything on the table was grown/harvested within a day's walk.

Yes, I know, ice-based refrigeration cars became available on the railroads starting in the late 1800s, but they weren't really useful to the prols until the mid 1920s, when prices started dropping to the point where the Great Unwashed could afford food shipped that way. Even as late as the early 1950s, ice (a major cost center) was the coolent of choice for most, the widespread use of modern refrigerator cars came later.

NASA, Lockheed Martin reveal subtly supersonic X-59 plane

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Re: nAsa

"Is any article that talks about NASA contractually required use the phrase "US Space Agency"?"

The technical term is "padding". It helps to fill column-inches. In the old days of hand-set type, it was something you could ad or remove to help fit the type to the page. These days, they just leave it in. (Does anybody still get paid by the word? Not taking the mick, I honestly don't know.)

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Re: Slow down

"I just find the idea that we should tell large groups of people 'that their voices will not be heard' a dangerous way to start going."

We" are not. Trump did it himself. by his actions.

While we fire the boss, can you lock him out of the network?

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Re: ?

"fellow old gits?"

I resemble that remark. My round, I think.

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Re: ?

Why would I want to irk my cows? It makes their milk taste off, which leads to awful viili, yogurt, cream, butter and cheese.

Cows are actually quite docile. No fence needed. If you irk them, they will likely turn their back to you and move away.

Unless they have guns, that is.

I don't actually drink milk ... milk is made for for baby bovines, not adult humans. Have a beer instead. Much more civilized.

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Re: Dead mans shoes career progression

"I see you are still collecting those downvotes like some kind of badge of honour"

Normally I wouldn't know about votes thumbs, up or down. I drop them as useless. (Remember, adblockers can block more than just ads).

But just for you, I'll turn them on for the comments in this one article, and see what I see.

Looks like 129 thumbs up, and 8 thumbs down, or just under 6% of the total thumbs are down.

Of those, the 4 votes down that you are commenting on (about 4.3% of the known number of total voters in this comment section, and a full half of the total downvotes) are from deluded people who seem to think the BOFH is somehow very real and relevant, and not a tired, aging cartoon leftover from Usenet.

Even if I gave a shit about thumbs, I could easily live with a result like that.

Have a nice day. This round's on me :-)

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Re: Dead mans shoes career progression

The greatest trick was convincing the proles that God (or Gods) existed at all, and that I am the only one who can see/speak with him in real time, so give me lots of money and I'll put in a good word for you. And if you give me a little more, I'll tell ask the god(s) to protect you from the devil/satan/boogeyman as well.

Of COURSE you can speak to god(s) by yourself, without me. But he's really, really busy, running the Universe and all, and probably won't have time to talk directly to you ... but I am the chosen one who has his ear, so obviously your message will get through better/faster/clearer if you go through me. That'll be another couple bucks, please.

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Re: ...pith helmet...

As a side-note, how do you "troll very illegal porn sites"?

Claim to be Marge Green and tell them you're coming in to close them down, after permanently placing all their content in the public record by displaying it in a session of Congress?

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Re: ...pith helmet...

Pith helmet? In California?

As a native Californian, I can honestly say I have never run across anyone affecting a pith helmet for daily wear. In fact, I can honestly say I have never known anyone that owned one, except as an old family heirloom. And then, they only wore it on Halloween. Once.

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Re: Hot backup servers?

"Hardware costs aside, power & cooling for servers is not a trivial expense."

As long as there is no heavy I/O requirement, the entire thing could probably be hosted on a couple of modern laptops. Headless laptops, at that, making initial hardware cost free.

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Re: Hot backup servers?

"verges on criminal activity"

Verges?

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"I don't think I have ever before seen a single individual described as "the most incompetent people" before today."

You must be very young, and new to the workforce.

That, or you lucked into the best job in the world right out of school, and have never left.

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Re: Dead mans shoes career progression

True enough. A "normal worker" actually exists in reality. A BOFH is an artificial construct, invented for Usenet, and never actually seen in the RealWorld.

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Re: ?

"but better sources are gone."

http://jargon-file.org/archive/

This particular mispleling first appeared on Usenet sometime in the late 1980s. Sadly, the gookids destroyed the DejaNews archive, so finding the actual date and original poster's handle seems somewhat unlikely at this juncture ... although nothing posted online ever truly goes away, so there is hope.

Hint: Cow-orker first appears in version 4.1.0 of The Jargon File.

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Likewise ...

Never, ever, keep a customer you can't trust.

Contrary to popular belief, the customer is not always automatically right, and you can fire them.

Your pacemaker should be running open source software

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Re: Why Would "Open Source" Need to be "Disassembled"?! / Lack of Effective Crypto Verification

"What do you think they should be doing instead?"

Force the user to install as an ordinary user, asking for the root/administrator password only as actually needed, and warning if anything is about to be written over as root. (Granted, the average idiot will just answer "yes" to "<blink>Warning!</blink> The INstant Internet Terminal installation procedure is about to overwrite the file "init"! Y/N?", but you can't always protect against the completely ignorant, just minimize the damage. Hopefully.)

Obviously, if the user doesn't have the password, abort the install, and clean up the mess before exiting.

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Re: Why Would "Open Source" Need to be "Disassembled"?! / Lack of Effective Crypto Verification

I assumed (yeah, yeah, yeah, I know) he downloaded the binary because he used the word "disassembled". Presumably he downloaded a copy because he didn't feel comfortable extracting a copy from the device that was keeping him ticking over. Which is quite understandable. We'll never know, unless the OP cares to comment.

As for the rest of yours, see ken's classic 1984 address to the ACM titled "Reflections on Trusting Trust".

Am I the only one who reads "ICU" as "In circuit debugger"?

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Re: Why Would "Open Source" Need to be "Disassembled"?!

I could hand you an executable assembled by my personal assembler (or compiled by my personal compiler), along with a tarball of what I claim is the full, complete, unadulterated source.

How are you going to verify the executable is actually built from the contents of the tarball without access to my assembler or compiler?

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Re: Thanks for this story!!!!

This is part of the reason I read ElReg.

Thank you for your first hand input, all y'all. This round's on me.

Yes, I know what a testimonial is. That doesn't make this kind of comment worthless.

CompSci academic thought tech support was useless – until he needed it

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"Heh. "Heldesk" is quite the Freudian slip, there."

Intentional mispleling. Dates back to before DARPNet started fiddling about with TCP/IP. Possibly back to the early 1960s (Source: Me dear old Dad says he thinks he remembers calling phone support for mainframe stuff by that name back then. I cannot find a proper cite ... The first time I heard it was back when I first came into contact with DECUS in the mid 1970s.)

If you need to know why, try answering the phones at one for a few days.

Need to plug in an EV? BT Group kicks off cabinet update pilot

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Re: More Magical Thinking

"liquid Hydrocarbon fuels have a large amount of electricity embodied in their creation."

My liquid hydrocarbon fuel of choice's electricity input is provided by a small PV/battery setup. The PV is about 3KW, the battery is comprised of 4 old (rebuilt) 8D "fire engine" batteries. All it does is keep the computers running (home-built, based on ATmega328s ... plural for redundancy), and pump hot water around until it moves itself through convection. The hot water is provided by a GSHP, which is on it's own similar PV/battery system.

I burn alcohol. Try it, you might like it. The way I do it, it is even a net carbon sink.

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Re: Slow charging at any public charging point is so stupid

Let's be clear here ... I am not hell bent on damaging anything.

A drunk stumbling home tripping over your charge cord might be, though.

The difference is the cord is in plain sight (and needs to be disciplined for being a tripping hazard), the radio is out of sight, and out of mind.

I'm waiting for reports of people figuring out how to "siphon" electricity from battery cars. It'll happen. Eventually.

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Re: From what I can recall ....

Note that I said "almost never".

They all charge mostly at home, on a dedicated 50A 240V circuit.[0]

All are pissed off at PG&E raising the electricity rates several times recently, and most are looking to off-load the EVs for something more conducive to California's costs and distances.

[0] Yes, almost all houses in the US have that capability, contrary to popular right-pondian belief.

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Re: Slow charging at any public charging point is so stupid

There is more than one way to unplug something. Not all are pretty.

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Re: From what I can recall ....

How nice for you.

Sadly, not everybody is you.

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Re: Slow charging at any public charging point is so stupid

Better is relative.

It might be pragmatic to stick with ICE vehicles for many people, if the charging option is a mile and a half away, a low power system, and likely to be unplugged by the local lager lout(s) right after closing time.

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Re: Another of Baldrick's "Cunning Plans"

How to spot someone who bought in to a not ready for prime-time concept without them actually saying "I bought into a not ready for prime-time concept".

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Re: "comes from renewable energy, we're told"

"The more people who pay to have "100% green" electricity, the more capacity will have to be installed if the companies are not to say "oops, sorry, no can do"..."

Unless, of course, the people selling "100% green" are nothing more than legal con artists.

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Re: From what I can recall ....

"Except everyone with an EV."

I know many people with EVs. They all[0] hate slow charging, and almost never use the option.

[0] To be precise, that would be 100% of the 15 folks I asked this afternoon.

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Re: Another of Baldrick's "Cunning Plans"

"Offshore wind is less than half the price of nukes"

And less than half the availability, with a much shorter lifespan per unit.

Nothing breaks man-made equipment faster than a combination of salt, water, oxygen and sunlight. Ask any boat mechanic.

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Re: 7kW (1 hp is approx 750W, so 7kW is (roughly) 10hp )

Plan B4: Sell trailers outfitted with diesel generators to tow behind each and every EV, so they can top up anytime they like ... maybe even while driving, which would be handy on long road trips, especially when towing (see what I did there?). Before you pooh-pooh this, consider that trains and ships wouldn't use diesel-electric if it wasn't the single most cost-effective method of transportation.

Take the powerplant WITH the customer, save on transmission losses and operator fees.

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Re: Another of Baldrick's "Cunning Plans"

"A better solution would be that all EVs have the same design of battery pack"

Because all EVs have exactly the same power needs? Volt owners might not mind your cunning plan (much), but Plaid owners will raise a stink.

"and its a simple 5 min operation to swap it out at a charging station."

Who would want to swap their brand new battery pack with one that has been bouncing along the dirt roads in the Mojave, alternating between freezing and baking from night to day? You think range anxiety is a problem now? Once this daft swap idea becomes mandated (and it probably will, politicians being who they are ... ), nobody but a complete idiot will ever pay for an EV again.

"without worrying over if our antique electrical infrastructure can cope with the extra power draw.."

There are places in the world (including parts of California and Texas, for example) are already living with rotating brownouts. Some even have intentional blackouts when the grid can not keep up with the demand, and/or during inclement weather (including CA and TX ... ) Where are you planning on getting the extra power to charge all those batteries? It just plain doesn't exist. The grid is lacking, and the EV evangelists refuse to see this reality.

We need nuclear power, and the infrastructure to deliver it, and we need to start building 40 years ago.

Silicon Valley weirdo's quest to dodge death – yours for $333 a month

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Yes, Silly Con Valley has more than it's fair share of whack-jobs[0], but to be fair most of them are not home-grown. They were drawn there by Marketing.

[0] Although not as many, percentage wise, as, say, Congress ...

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Re: About that very specific 1,977 calories...

That reminds me, I still need to update the prescription for my reading glasses.

Have another for the reminder.

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It's just another fad diet.

It wonlt work, any more than all the rest of them work.

A wise man once said something about all things in moderation.

Presumably that also includes moderation ...

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Re: Keith Richards....

Yeahbut he's a special case ... Keith and the Tardigrades are the only beings that will survive the heat death of the Universe.

Daughter of George Carlin horrified someone cloned her dad with AI for hour special

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Re: Why use A-I? Because there's no other way to get anything close to the essence of Carlin.

We've already had the essence of Carlin. We don't need a couple of money-grubbing idiots dragging a shallow approximation of his work into their bank accounts.

Uncle Sam wants to make it clear that America's elections are very, very safe

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Another thing I'm surprised doesn't get more coverage ...

Why on Earth would the Democrats "rig" the election in favo(u)r of their own Presidential candidate ... and yet not bother rigging the Senatorial and Congressional elections while they were at it? Seems kinda pointless to go through all that trouble, only to end up in a stalemate.

Fortunately the real Republicans are learning to work around the anti-American MAGA[0] asshat clowns, and things are starting to move forward again ... if slowly.

[0] Muppets Annoying Genuine Americans

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I'm surprised, and yet not surprised ...

... that nobody has mentioned the op-ed piece that Ken Block published in USA Today on January 2nd of this year.

"Who is Ken Block?" you might ask ... Ken's the owner of Simpatico Software Systems (look it up), which was hired by Donald Trump on the day after to prove widespread fraud in the 2020 elections.

In a nutshell, they found the exact opposite, and communicated this fact to the Trump Whitehouse. (Must have been a fun phone call. "Despite paying my company millions of dollars to show otherwise, I'm sorry to have to report that you're a loser, Mr. Trump".)

Trump and his sycophants and quislings have maintained the lie anyway. It's what they do.

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Re: If you want confidence in elections, make it hard to commit fraud

"Ah, you're one of those who believes 'undesirables' are too thick to procure a gov't id. You're a racist."

Congratulations, gauge symmetry!

You have won the Most Disingenuous Comment Of The Week Award!

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Re: You can trust me ...

"why did 'the internet' feel the need to hide any references to the Hunter Biden Laptop"

It wasn't hidden. It was yawned at.

The complete lack of a clear chain of custody makes it utterly useless as evidence.

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Re: You can trust me ...

"'the laptop from hell'"

The Biden laptop is a non-issue, a time wasting distraction, and always has been, simply because of the lack of a clear chain of custody. Its contents are not admissible as evidence in any court in the US. Won't stop the anti-American folks in the MAGA[0] faction from babbling incessantly about it, though.

[0] Muppets Annoying Genuine Americans

New year, new bug – rivalry between devs led to a deep-code disaster

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Re: Test on the slowest box

If you had put out the word, I'd have loaned you a BERT or two of one description or another ... we were (mostly) done with them by 1988.

Had three of them in MaeWest, another four at the Bryant Street CO in Palo Alto, and a couple more at Stanford.

Not my money, I hasten to add ... they were originally BARRNet issue (I think).

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Re: Out in the fields

"Quoting a technophile associate of mine: "Nobody uses [hard-copy] maps anymore!""

I've been working with and on the bleeding-edge of the technical world for over half a century now.

I still much prefer a good paper map to the electronic equivalent.

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