* Posts by IsJustabloke

881 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Dec 2010

Mastercard goes TITSUP in US, UK: There are some things money can't buy – like uptime

IsJustabloke
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Re: How's that Cashless-Society looking now Sir?

@CrazyOldCatMan

how very dare you have an opposing POV !

PC shipments just rose, thanks to Windows 10

IsJustabloke

I purchased a New PC this year...

... my first purchase PC since 2012! Having spent the last 6 years upgrading various bits and bobs.

I know I'm in for an avalanche of down votes but I *really* haven't found win 10 to be all that bad.

I've found it to be solid and reliable (exactly how I found win 7 to be before that). I do make use of "Shut up 10" but other than that it's been fine.

I've had no crashes following updates and as someone that keeps their PC up to date anyway, I have no real problem with win 10 updating itself.

Of course, I only really use it for running Adobe Lightroom and Photoshop and it does both those with admirable reliability.

While I accept everyone's experience will be different, for me there really isn't a problem with win 10.

BTW.. I don't actually give a fuck about votes up or down so fill yer boots.

You're indestructible, always believe in 'cause you are Go! Microsoft reinvents netbook with US$399 ‘Surface Go’

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Re: The Microsoft Slurpage has to STOP!

Lovely shiny hat you've got there....

Cops suspect Detroit fuel station was hacked before 10 drivers made off with 2.3k 'free' litres

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Re: Note to my fellow Yanks ...

"pass it off as Yet Another British Language Eccentricity, and move on"

There's no such language as "British"...The language is called English.

You may wish to add a signifier indicating which dialect you're speaking but otherwise it's English.

Drug cops stopped techie's upgrade to question him for hours. About everything

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Re: Arresting times past

"There is no offence for taking photo or filming in a publicly accessible place."

Not so... that can be changed by local bylaws.

In theory , you can take a picture of anything you can see from a public space but try standing on a public highway taking pictures of military installations, as an example.

It's also a fact that a lot of what *looks* like public space is in fact private space and private space can also have a prohibition on taking pictures. The courts in MK are just such an example.

Now NHS Digital is going after data on private healthcare too

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Re: My consultants will be happy

For which said NHS resources are paid.

I have a heart problem that's being monitored privately. The various tests are administered by NHS staff in an NHS hospital, using NHS equipment. .

The tests are done out of normal working hours ie evening or saturday mornings.

The Dr is paid for his time, the nurses are paid for their time, the hospital is paid for the use of the equipment, equipment that would otherwise be sitting around unused.

When I was admitted for an overnight stay, I stayed in a private wing that had it's own staff and equipment

This was explained to me by said NHS Dr and NHS nurse and a hospital administrator when I asked the question.

Literally everyone wins; I win , they win, the NHS wins from me having private medical. Actually my GP doesn't win because he needs to see me to refer me but he's the only one

Amazon staffers protest giant's 'support of the surveillance state'

IsJustabloke
Meh

Re: Hmmmmm

"You are not alone! Rational debate on Brexit is thin on the ground."

On all sides of the "debate"

Atari accuses El Reg of professional trolling and making stuff up. Welp, here's the interview tape for you to decide...

IsJustabloke
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Re: You Just Need to Have Faith

"The daily sacrifice of a virgin also helps (getting harder to find these days)"

Is wales running out of sheep then?

National ID cards might not mean much when up against incompetence of the UK Home Office

IsJustabloke
Meh

@lars

I'm not so sure that anyone who's given it any thought objects to the idea of an ID card per se. The objections have all been to the sheer quantity of data that would be stored on said card, that the user of said card had to keep it up to date with all kinds of stuff (and at their own cost as originally proposed) and under penalty if you fail to do so. This data included things such as your current place of employment.

As you rightly point out, most of us already carry multiple forms of ID, many of which are issued by Her majesty's gov and we do so happily.

So let's not get too carried away with comparing it to other European countries because they're are not the same thing at all.

There is also the prospect of feature creep, once a biometric card is mandated you can be sure that in a short amount of time (for our protection of course) it will become impossible to enter government buildings without producing it, not long after that it'll be banks and building societies... "Of course you can come in. simply swipe your card! For your own protection of course!" and from there it's a short step to logging everywhere you go in/out

I'm not saying it would happen but you can be sure someone will have thought about it.

Universal Credit has never delivered bang for buck, but now there's no turning back – watchdog

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Re: The government position:

@Primus Secundus Tertius

There is, of course merit to what you say because in general it seems that an MP who has had experience of actual life are pretty good and trying their hardest to get the right things done but they're rarely permitted to inner sanctum of party politics, you'll never find a free thinker on the front benches, they're considered far too dangerous. They also seem to be in short supply

IsJustabloke
Meh

Re: The government position:

"Then again, we voted for them."

It doesn't matter who we vote for, they're all mendacious clueless fuckwits being led around by the nose by some faceless / unaccountable Whitehall mandarin that never changes except when they accept their knighthood and fat final salary gold plated pension and pass the baton onto the next faceless / unaccountable mandarin.

Microsoft says Windows 10 April update is fit for business rollout

IsJustabloke
WTF?

Controversial opinion alert!

If you're of a sensitive nature may I suggest you don't read this comment...

I do find all the people who claim to have stopped using "windoze" years ago commenting on how shit it is very amusing. ( not just the article BTW but on any article relating to "windoze" )

UK mobile operator Three launches Superdrug Mobile MVNO

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Re: Rubbish Coverage

Gonna disagree.

I travel extensively in the UK, Europe and further afield (Hong Kong, USA, New Zealand) and have found their coverage to be excellent.

Did you test that? No, I thought you tested it. Now customers have it and it doesn't work

IsJustabloke
Coat

Re: Indeed on the pork ...

It's not a wedding band unless it's causing you pain.

Facebook Android app caught seeking 'superuser' clearance

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Re: Presumably with superuser access

"without reading the Ts&Cs,"

Whereas you read every last line of every single T&Cs you are presented with

IsJustabloke
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Re: Oh Sorreee! Sorree!

"...that I never wondered more why the hell he would be called Rouge"

Yes very strange given that he's blue!

Brit ISPs get their marker pens out: Speed advertising's about to change

IsJustabloke
Coat

Re: Zooooom.....

sounds like they cleaned your pipes; you wait until another fatberg appears!

Honor bound: Can Huawei's self-cannibalisation save the phone biz?

IsJustabloke
Meh

Re: Lemmings stuck in the copycat rut (of ruthlessly mixed metaphors)

hmmmm....

"It's stupid and unnecessary to have the display glass exposed to every accident;"

never owned an Apple device, never suffered a broken screen. coincidence? I think not.

And THIS is how you do it, Apple: Huawei shames Cupertino with under-glass sensor

IsJustabloke
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Re: Landfill radio

"It won't be any good for traveling"

I've used my Honor 8 in the UK, France,Germany , Italy, New Zealand, USA and Hong Kong

Yeah, I see what you mean, totally shit for travelling.

Oculus Go: Capable kit, if the warnings don't put you off

IsJustabloke
Trollface

Inquiring minds want to know....

what your significant other finds skeptical about musicians?

How could the Facebook data slurping scandal get worse? Glad you asked

IsJustabloke
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Re: Don’t worry!

@ac

"ego-stroking and virtue signalling."

of course, you'd never do any kind of virtue signalling yourself would you? oh wait.....

German IKEA trip fracas assembles over trolley right of way

IsJustabloke
Meh

Ikea trip rules...

1) Always know what you want to buy and check it's in stock.

2) Always locate the item before entering the shop

3) go late in the day.... I find if I arrive at mine about 7.30/8.00 pm it's alright

4) Never go all the way round the shop, learn the shortcuts

5) never go at the weekend

6) never take anyone with you

I've got Ikea shopping down to a fine art; my PB is 65 minutes door to door

Apple MacBook butterfly keyboards 'defective', 'prone to fail' – lawsuit

IsJustabloke
Meh

ummmm.....

he bought some thing that developed a fault in the 1st month and yet it wasn't fixed/replaced under warranty?

how does that work then? if I buy something and month later it develops a fault it *will* be fixed and / or replaced

Google Pixel 2 XL: Like paying Apple-tier prices then saying, hey, please help yourself to my data

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Oh dear...

"Blackmail."

How do you make it through a single day? :(

El-reg can we have a rolling eyes icon please?

Danish submariner sent down for life for murder of journalist Kim Wall

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Meh

Re: Never mind that animal

The article says the victims family want it scrapped, seems fair to me.

IsJustabloke
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Re: sexual assault?

Yes because that's the most important aspect of this crime...

UK gov grilled over massive exposure to struggling outsourcer Capita

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Re: babes

"Though sometimes I wonder if the MPs have been imitating the toddlers"

Seems unlikely because there's no signs of maturity in the MPs

X marks the Notch, where smartmobe supercycles go to die

IsJustabloke
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Re: In defence ..

" 'forced' by O2 to take on a £43 per month iPhone X"

Forced?

Did they hold a gun to your head?

Did they say take this contract or the teddy bear gets it?

Or did they say, we don't have the gear/contract you want, how about this instead?

UK 'meltdown' bank TSB's owner: Our IT migration was a 'success'

IsJustabloke
Stop

"what comes out of a cow's arse"

You really can't.... nothing good comes out of a cow's arse.

You need horses for organic growth.

IsJustabloke
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Re: Top down or bottom up?

"implementing the changes had been asked whether that was feasible in the timescale"

Of course they were asked and then ignored .. SOP.

Yay, you've won your Fitbit lawsuit, folks. But, lawyers, about those filet mignon expenses...

IsJustabloke
Meh

Re: Fitbit Quality.

Fitbit couldn't pay me to own one of their devices now.

I had a Blaze and as a device for measuring activity it worked quite well but the required bluetooth connection was flakey as hell; the required fitbit app was useless if it couldn't connect to the servers (which in turn meant you couldn't use the device for GPS tracking) and it forgot all your settings after every single update, updates that could only be applied via flakey bluetooth. If you wanted to map your exercise routes it needs the phone but most of the time would complain it couldn't find the phone to connect to it's GPS, I discovered that it's step counter was variable to say the least and in the 20 months I owned one it was replaced 3 times because of battery related issues.

for a bit of kit that cost 150 quid it was remarkably poor.

I've replaced it with a Huawei watch 2 which is more smart watch than activity tracker and while it has it's issues is considerably better than the Blaze.

Look! Fitbit's made a watch that doesn't suck!

IsJustabloke
Meh

Fitbit couldn't pay me to have another of their devices...

I had a Blaze and as a device for measuring activity it worked really well but the required bluetooth connection was flakey as hell.. the required fitbit app was useless if it couldn't connect to the servers and forgot all your settings after every single update, updates that could only be applied via flakey bluetooth. If you wanted to map your exercise routes it needs the phone but most of the time would complain it couldn't find the phone to connect to it's GPS, I discovered that it's step counter was variable to say the least and in the 20 months I owned one it was replaced 3 times because of battery related issues.

for a bit of kit that cost 150 quid it was remarkably poor.

I've replaced it with a Huawei watch 2 which is more smart watch than activity tracker and while it has it's issues is considerably better than the Blaze.

US sanctions on Turkey for Russia purchases could ground Brit F-35s

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Re: There really...

"ust a small point, the square (quartic) steering wheel and the pop-out rear screen belonged to the Austin Allegro"

And only then in Vanden Plas trim

Amazon, LG Electronics turned my vape into an exploding bomb, says burned bloke in lawsuit

IsJustabloke
Trollface

Re: Health Hazard?

"This means that almost everyone who uses an e-cig is getting a massive reduction in harm to themselves and those around them."

but a massive uplift in looking stupid ... the big old boxes like the one in this article really do look utterly stupid when you see someone taking a tonk on them. A couple of my friends use e-cigs that look exactly like cigarettes, they don't look so bad.

As an aside, does anyone think there are many more people vaping than you ever saw smoking? Perhaps it's because using one of those is considered more socially acceptable when walking down the street?

UK consumer help bloke Martin Lewis is suing Facebook over fake ads

IsJustabloke
Meh

Ha!

if only facebook ahd recently introduced a technology that allows them to scan for faces and use it for good rather than simply adding to a cache of information.

As an aside, I admit that Martin Lewis has done lots of good as a consumer campaigner but on that TV show he does he just comes across as a huge, shouty, patronizing, knob jockey

BBC extends Capita Audience Services contract to 25 years

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@hairydog

It's almost like you didn't actually read the article.

Machines learned to assemble IKEA’s semi-disposable furniture

IsJustabloke
Joke

Re: Idea Instructions

"I understood them perfectly .....

Does that mean there is something wrong with me?"

Yes, you weirdo!

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Re: Not the real world

"And real men can't spell, either."

And real men (tm) don't care!

Car-crash television: 'Excuse me ma'am, do you speak English?' 'Yes I do,' replies AMD's CEO

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Meh

Re: If he was a really good reporter

"....random out of the crowd and assumed she spoke his British English."

Actually old chap, we tend to just call it "English"... you know it being our language and all that.

Boeing CEO takes aim at Musk’s Starman-in-a-Tesla stunt

IsJustabloke

re I'm including stuff like Worcestershire sauce on cheese on toast here

Steady on! That's still leaps ahead a pifling booster landing!

Boffins find new ways to slurp private info from Facebook addicts using precision-targeted ads

IsJustabloke
Meh

Oh well...

As with all these things it's only as good as the data it slurps... I have a facebook page for a photography business so that means I also have a facebook profile except it thinks I'm a 23 year old female with a birthday in October, I even used a throwaway mobile phone number when it nagged me for one.

In reality, I'm a 54 year old man with a birthday in feb :D

Of course, my feed is full of adverts for tampax and panty pads :D

It's April 2018 – and Patch Tuesday shows Windows security is still foiled by fiendish fonts

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FFS...

"Those of us who lived through Duqu always shudder a bit when we see font-related bugs, and these have me downright shivering,"

Yeah man... I lost 7 good friends, 2 of them sacrificed themselves for the rest of them. I still have nightmares man!

What a knob jockey.

2001 set the standard for the next 50 years of hard (and some soft) sci-fi

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Re: Still Waiting...

"Amazed the Stainless Steel Rat books have never made it any further than the pages of the books and 2000AD comic."

Yeah, I think the rat books would make great film, there have been a couple stories from 2000AD that have moved beyond the pages....

hardware -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099740/ It wasn't acknowledged at the time but is now an accepted as a lift of a Tharg's Futureshock

And of course "Universal Soldier" was based on a story of the same name but beyond a reanimated dead man , reprogrammed at will via a chip in his head it doesn't really follow the strip story line

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Re: meanwhile, back at the film

"So never bothered with the threequel"

It's much more in keeping with original, well worth a look if you enjoyed the original because both were bonkers!

Would you like to know more?

IsJustabloke
Meh

Re: Silent Running...

"Rendezvous with Rama"

The only issue with that is that were it to be a success, they'd make use of the sequels as penned by Gentry Lee and he should never have been allowed to publish any kind of book

Are you Falcon sure, Elon? Musk vows Big Rocket will go up 2019

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Re: Musk really does see himself as the Saviour of Mankind

re ":I don't get this."

If you were my enemy and you live in a valley and I live atop the hill, I don't need fancy guns and bombs.. I'll simply roll rocks down the hill at you.

Think of the earth as you and the moon as me.

If any country had established a moon base and based on today, there'd be a Chinese one, a Russian one, an American one and a European one at least, probably an Indian one as well because once the technology is such that it's a viable place to build a base everyone will. So you can be sure it would become a target some how.

Too many bricks in the wall? Lego slashes inventory

IsJustabloke
Meh

Agreed...

"Now the ones I buy for my nephew give you a handful of bricks to make a specific thing."

Meccano went down the same route from a box of generic plates with a very few specialized bits and bobs to a box with few generalized plates plus a large quantity of specialized plates.

The only childhood toy that is remotely like the stuff I played with as a yoof is Scalextric.. that said the digital stuff is eyewateringly expensive and even a basic car costs between 50 and 60 quid a throw and it's also remarkably fragile for something that's marketed as a "toy". I won't even let my adult friends have a go once the beer has been opened... drink driving, just don't do it!

Good luck saying 'Sorry I'm late, I had to update my car's firmware'

IsJustabloke
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Re: OTA Updates for Cars

@boltar

I have a car without power steering and stationary you're absolutely correct they are a bugger to turn but any kind of motion and they become manageable.

My more modern car suffered a power steering failure and guess what happened? That's right I successfully steered the car all the way home and then all the way to a garage. while we're on the subject I've also suffered an ABS failure do you think that ...

A) my brakes stopped working

or

B) my brakes continued to work but with more effort

There's only a single "clueless pillock" in this thread and I wasn't even one of the 8 that down voted you!

Blimey, what a Friday afternoon car that was :D

Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?

IsJustabloke
Trollface

Re: Food and booze

"You wants ants? Because that's how you get ants."

I dunno ... are they magic ants?