Posts by sinisterpictures

Scared?

That insecure? Really?

Jigsaws

I never thought in my wildest dreams buying my nephew a jigsaw would lead to any sort of problem.

Imagine my surprise when my sister phoned from casualty saying he'd managed to sever three fingers from his left hand.

Nnnnnnnnnn

That thing people do where they push the tongue into the bit below the bottom lip and go "nnnnnnn" also comes from poor old Joey Deacon too, though I doubt many know that either.

I still feel bad he lost a shoe in the Thames, I hope the Blue Peter production team got him a new pair.