* Posts by werdsmith

7139 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Feb 2011

Hacking is not a crime – and the media should stop using 'hacker' as a pejorative

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Hacking, to go out for a ride on a horse around the bridleways and country roads.

'Incorrect software parameter' sends Formula E's Edoardo Mortara to hospital: Brakes' fail-safe system failed

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Nobody suggests it’s 100% safe, Jules Bianchi is a more recent tragedy.

But it is amazing and beneficial to us all that so much engineering effort goes into racing car safety that an F1 car can be sliced in two as it pierces and passes through a metal barrier, burst into a fireball and the driver can step out and hop over a fence.

Senna’s accident had an element of misfortune about it, that the high energy suspension component should impact where it did. And the Jules Bianchi incident involved a construction vehicle on the track boundary where there ought to have been, in normal circumstances, an energy absorbing barrier.

'Meritless': Exam software maker under fire for suing teacher who tweeted links to biz's unlisted YouTube vids

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Re: America is never shy

I wonder how many of these wise quotes are misattributed. High 90s % I would guess.

SD card slot, HDMI port could return to the MacBook Pro this year, says Apple analyst

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Jonny's gone.

A client requires a USB crypt key plugged in for logging in and using their network. It's a support headache on the slotless macs.

NASA sends nuclear tank 293 million miles to Mars, misses landing spot by just five metres. Now watch its video

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Re: 5 meters off target after travelling millions of kilometres

5 metres, but the landing process was given autonomous ability to choose its own spot for a safe landing.

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Re: Top stuff

There is something of a delay whilst the RF travels between Mars and Earth, a few minutes or so depending on where the two planets are in their sun orbit.

But at least the electromagnetic stuff doesn't need to travel the Hohmann route.

Huawei's new Mate X2 foldable phone costs almost $2,800

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Re: 2K??

"fools and their money" seems an idiotic proverb to sling around in the modern world, as it's usually aimed at people who always seem to have plenty of money to part with, by people who don't.

Most of the people who buy one of these, or take it on a monthly contract will not notice the cost. Because by leading a life of a fool they have somehow become wealthy.

Facebook and Apple are toying with us, and it's scarcely believable

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If you are a cow and your milk, or your meat get sold? If you are a sheep and your wool gets sold?

These are not customers. Faecebook thickos are not customers because they get harvested, they are dumb beasts.

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What a load of nit-picking playground BS.

You like apple or you don't. If you don't, then don't use their stuff.

Hero to Jezero: Perseverance, NASA's most advanced geologist rover, lands on Mars, beams back first pics

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Engineers and scientists, people who have been educated and trained to high standards in their chosen discipline manage to achieve jaw dropping successful feats.

Compared to politicians who schmooze and slime their way up to their roles, achieve the most stupendous fuckups.

European Space Agency open to hiring astronauts with a physical disability

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It's a feasibility matter and I'm sure, given the variation in disabilities, that there will be people who are not disadvantaged by their disability in a space environment and by excluding them unnecessarily we are missing out on some talented people.

Microsoft kills broad entry-level IT certifications, replaces them with all-Microsoft curriculum

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Re: Getting closer to time to retire?

I'm counting the days, my early retirement will be from full on IT supporting science to doing some of the science part time. I'm wringing out the last of this current role, when it goes then so do I.

I won't miss it.

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Re: Microsoft have shot themselves in the foot...Again...

MS are not only forgetting on premise software users, but also businesses that use the the cloud providers other than Azure and might want to use MS applications in AWS, IBM Cloud, Google Cloud etc.

Many bigger organisations have lifted and dropped their legacy into the cloud via virtualisation. Next step must be to migrate away from MS products if they are not going to be supportive of anything but Azure.

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Re: Do these certifications even do anything?

I think Microsoft required some of their "Gold" partners or whatever, to have a certain number of certification level staff, so they enabled those vacancies.

But most people don't really care, my employer offered to pay for the exams so I passed the exams but then forgot about them after that.

Texas blacks out, freezes, and even stops sending juice to semiconductor plants. During a global silicon shortage

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Re: SpaceX

Maybe it's not usual in Texas, I guess that such cold weather is more unusual in Athens this week compared to Houston area. Although the Greek utilities seem to have managed to keep their power on.

But in the US, in the 90s, I was in the Bay Area and we used to get regular daytime power cuts from PG&E during the hot months when all the aircon was on. They just accepted it as normal. Has it changed and better now?

Future astronauts at risk of heart attacks, strokes if radiation allowed to ravage their cardiovascular health

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Re: I want(ed) to be an Astronaut

John Glenn lived to 95, Buzz Aldrin still going well at 91, Frank Borman II is 92, Jim Lovell is a few days behind Frank.

A small part of a spacecraft could be designed as a safe haven, and astronauts retire to this haven when the solar stuff gets angry.

Samsung floats autonomous ships as ready to sail in 2022

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Re: Safety?

Watching a Red Funnel car ferry arrive at East Cowes when the water is really active with sailing craft is sometimes fun, and sailing boats have found that they can’t get out of the way quick enough occasionally.

https://www.yachtingmonthly.com/news/investigation-after-red-funnel-ferry-sinks-a-yacht-in-cowes-harbour-67771

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Re: Safety?

I’ll have the bridge please.

Another one using that extremely trite false idiom.

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Re: Boarders!

Your average Lloyds name underwriter would be even more unhappy.

Microsoft's underwhelming, underpowered dual-screen Surface Duo phone arrives in the UK this month for £1,349

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Re: Target Audience?

The target market is not you.

It’s not me either, but it’s not all about me,

After 7 months and 500 million kilometres, the Emirates Mars Mission has to endure 27 nail-biting minutes of engine burn

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Re: Moar Please!

I bought my house from a retired aerospace engineer who worked on SAM missiles. The garage was full of interesting pilfered items. I've kept one of the gyros.

Windows' cloudy future: That Chrome OS advantage is Google's to lose

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Re: Who wants a cloud OS?

When distributing free laptops to low income family school kids for work from home, Windows has been chosen over CB because the kids are already familiar with it.

Choc horror: The UK's Information Commisioner probes its own mammoth £6,248 Hotel Chocolat spend

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The Fortnum hampers that were distributed around our staff in December cost enough to make this Choc bill look like lost change.

LibreOffice 7.1 Community released with user-interface picker, other bits and bytes

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Software is not a religious cult. Use the one that works best for up you. Choose the car that works best for your requirements. Linux, Mac or Windows. Canon or Nikon. Neither is best of all, only best for you.

Apple offends devs by asking for Developer Transition Kits back early, then offering them a measly $200 off an M1 Mac

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Re: Because...

Old kit goes into a mighty chewing machine and gets ground up to sub 1cm bits. Smoke and sparks come out, it’s very entertaining.

ESA signs off on three more service modules for Moon mission – despite agency boss casting doubt on 2024 landing

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Clearing junk is a tough one. If you throw enough cash at it you might make an impression on it, but someone needs to come up with something new and clever and many dissertations have been wasted on this problem.

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Yes, you can find something generally useful out of space r&d if you look hard enough, but the usual list of things trotted out, starting with Teflon non stick, is absolute rubbish. It’s a bit like telling people that eating a lot of carrots gives you night vision.

In fact, if you look at attributed inventions in general, they are almost all woolly at best, and acquired claims.

Going underground with Scaleway's Apple M1-as-a-Service: Mac Minis descend into Paris nuclear bunker

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Sounds like it has more compute power than a Speak & Spell machine at least.

In wake of Apple privacy controls, Facebook mulls just begging its iOS app users to let it track them over the web

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Delete your Faecebook account. Don’t look back. Don’t come up with lame excuses why you need it, that’s a lazy cop-out when ethically this problem needs to be tackled. Start from the the top, the most malignant and noxious of them all, bin it forever.

How embarrassing: Xiaomi and Motorola show up to high school prom both wearing remote-charging tech

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Re: Waste and safety and usability

Piggy back your wifi on the lower beam.

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Re: Waste and saftey

Ahhh, memories of childhood road trips and passing the M1 M6 junction and seeing the long since gone Rugby arrays that was one of the triggers that sent me down the tech path.

European Commission redacts AstraZeneca vaccine contract – but forgets to wipe the bookmarks tab

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So AZ agreed to supply the vaccine at cost and agreed to try to produce millions on millions of doses.

Such production levels have to be ramped up from the norm and it should be no surprise to anyone if some initial production batches don’t work out and have to go down the drain. These are new ventures.

What AZ don’t deserve after going all out with Oxford University is to be shat on by scum narcissistic politician wankers.

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Re: the South African, the Spanish, the Denmark, the Brazilian, the Nigerian, etc. strains

LogicGate seems to be taking the tabloid/faecebook approach.

Bothering to upgrade the iPhone 12 over older models has proven to be worth its weight in gold for Apple

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Re: So what's going to follow?

I've had three attempts to get along with the alternative, when they've dropped a new version I sort of expect it to be better. But it always turns out to be the same awful low rent junk.

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Re: So what's going to follow?

I have an 8 which I got for dirt cheap. It's perfectly good for my needs. If I find one day that it isn't then I will look for something else dirt cheap. But it will never be an Android phone, not wilfully anyway. I don't like Apple or their stuff much but it's far better than the alternative.

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Re: "The iPhone – Apple's hottest seller – brought in revenues of $65.597bn"

"I will never understand how people can throw so much money at something that doesn't allow a simple, user-accessible battery replacement."

They don't. They just pay a monthly amount to have a phone and access to the network. After a couple of years they get a new one. The battery is a total irrelevane. Swapping it just isn't something a normal human cares about.

Apple clinches Q4 smartphone shipments top spot as US sanctions elbow Huawei out of the major league

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Re: Most iPhone upgraders ever, per the Q1 results call

Was it an S21 ?

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Re: Most iPhone upgraders ever, per the Q1 results call

"Are there any 5G networks around here?"

Yep, and availability is increasing by the month. In 12 months they will be much more common.

We are talking about people who have held on to older phones for a long time because they knew 5G was coming, and have now done an upgrade intending to hold on for some more years. As pent up demand.

Not your imaginary scenario born of your personal insecurities.

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Re: Most iPhone upgraders ever, per the Q1 results call

People did hold off upgrading to iPhone 11 because they were waiting for the more futureproof iPhone 12 with 5G radio.

Four cold calling marketing firms fined almost £500k by ICO

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Re: I am surprised at this much progress

The "BT Technical Centre" calls from "Shaun" or "Steve" with the strong Indian accent have stopped now. I strung them out by pretending to follow their instructions to download remote control software (making lots of mistakes and asking silly questions to wind them up). Then after wasting enough of their time I dropped the bomb, they get very angry and even more when I laugh.

Drone smashes through helicopter's windscreen and injures passenger

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To collide the drone would have to be in front of a moving helicopter or above a slow moving one.

Apple emits emergency iOS security updates while warning holes may have been exploited in wild by hackers

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Re: Once.....

I always update immediately and I’ve never been left with a problem that affects use.

I guess I must be just lucky.

Apple: Magsafe on the iPhone 12 may interfere with pacemakers and cardiac defibrilators

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Re: One can suspend MacBooks with a magnet too

Avoid high power radio transmitters? You mean like a microwave oven?

Imagine an 800 Watt WiFi transmitter.

Must 'completely free' mean 'hard to install'? Newbie gripe sparks some soul-searching among Debian community

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And you are implying that Windows fits that description? [laughs]

Sanctimony aside, that's exactly what it does.

Debian seems to have a specific and excellent role to play in providing a core Linux OS that many other people can riff off. Debian should focus on doing what it does well, and listening to comments/criticisms that are relevant to that.

That's all well and good as long as wider adoption is not one of the aims.

Raspberry Pi Foundation moves into microcontrollers with the $4 Pi Pico using homegrown silicon

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Re: Odd chip

Astounding amount of expert brains on these forums.

What is plain dumb is to comment without reading about the item in question.

Engineers blame 'intentionally conservative' test parameters for premature end to Space Launch System hotfire

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Off topic but I’m still waiting for the Register take on Virgin Orbit launching a missile into space from a 747. Or did I miss it?

Scottish Environment Protection Agency refuses to pay ransomware crooks over 1.2GB of stolen data

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Re: The right attitude

Once bitten the twice shy victim will be a harder target.

The problem with paying ransoms is that it funds the criminals and encourages them to continue their work.

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Re: Lemme guess running MSWindows

If you operate with slack security then expect to get hacked. Regardless of what you are running.

Hollywood drone pilot admits he crashed gizmo into cop chopper, triggering emergency landing

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Re: Damage to main rotor

Pieces after the drone has been shattered might get ingested, but the intake is in the rotor downdraft so the drone won't go into it.

The Novell NetWare box keeps rebooting over and over again yet no one has touched it? We're going on a stakeout

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Re: Hands up who thought it would be the cleaner again

What the heck is the cleaner doing in a server room, messing with the PDUs in the rack?

Who left the rack unlocked? Especially the back door where the PDU is.