* Posts by werdsmith

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British IT teacher gets three-year ban after boozing with students at strip club during school trip to Costa Rica

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I remember teachers making threats of violence when they weren't drunk. Well as far as I know they weren't drunk.

Watchdog 'enables Tesla Autopilot' with string, some weight, a seat belt ... and no actual human at the wheel

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Re: That's nothing

My car does start to complain after about 5-10 seconds, it flashes up a big orange picture of hands on the wheel and beeps a lot. You can put your hand round the steering wheel without gripping it and it's happy with that. It's not a Tesla.

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I can turn any car into a self driving one using nothing more than a housebrick on the accelerator.

AKA, Audi driver.

Oh, it was a b. Sorry, haven't go my reading glasses.

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Re: Comments are missing the point

The statement from Musk said:

Data logs recovered so far show Autopilot was not enabled & this car did not purchase FSD.

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Re: Genuine Question

Yes, that's how it's always been.

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Re: Defending Tesla

But Tesla repeatedly tell drivers not to use the FSD unattended. On the dash screens and expect hands on the wheel. Tesla do not tell people use devices to bypass the measures that require a driver to be in control.

We're on our way already: Astroboffins find 5 potentially habitable Tatooine-like systems from Kepler 'scope

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Re: @tfb - @Mike 137 - Life, but not as we know it?

The formation of DNA and cell division I guess is the basic definition of "life as we know it". Does life need to meet our arbitrary qualification for it? Life takes another step in level when it becomes sentient, the threshold for this is somewhat fuzzy.

I'm open that the development of something other than organic cellular life forms could grow and that a sentient state could exist in some form other than an organic cellular platform.

Average convicted British computer criminal is young, male, not highly skilled, researcher finds

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Re: Sampling Bias anyone???

Young, male and not highly skilled....

Hey, that's me!!

OK, well two out of three is most of it, right?

Neural networks give astronomers huge boost in identifying galaxies: 27 million done, 600 million to come

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I think that what you describe is near enough how it's meant to work.

NASA writes software update for Ingenuity helicopter to enable first Mars flight

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Re: Applying patches .... please wait

Don’t take that bet.

It’s Linux and they are using a framework called F Prime (F’)

You can play with it yourself because they open sourced it: https://nasa.github.io/fprime

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Re: WTF breaks ITs MRDA Cover

In fact. It would be some frisbee throw from a Lunar rover. Of course I meant Mars Rover.

Been studying Lunar rovers today and they are on my mind.

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Re: WTF breaks ITs MRDA Cover

If it tips over, could you pop out and put it back on its skids?

Maybe if there was some kind of lunar rover nearby with a robotic arm, it might be possible.

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Re: @Graham Dawson - Nothing there...

Because our planet is tectonically active and very wet, a crater from a meteor strike fades away.

On the moon, for example, such craters stay as they were created for millions of years as only the solar wind affects them. So if you can find a million year old event that hasn't been disturbed you can study million year old history.

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Re: Adaptive learning

I think people asking about testing the software before flight are being tongue in cheek.

But of course they may have fresh information sent back by the new Mars car thingy and have taken that into account. Doing OTA update to a little quadcopter on Mars which is a sub-vehicle is pretty amazing and always makes me feel good to know people can do this stuff.

Key Perl Core developer quits, says he was bullied for daring to suggest programming language contained 'cruft'

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Re: Cult and control

This preciousness is one of the things holding a lot of open source stuff back. Including the jewel in the crown where you would think you had called their newborn an ugly monster.

It is 60 years since the first cosmonaut reached orbit and 40 years since the Shuttle first left the launchpad

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Yuri Gagarin had the edge on other competitors for that first man seat, because of his warm and engaging smile.

Jensen Huang's kitchen gets another viewing as Nvidia teases Arm-powered supercomputing chip Grace

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A Jetson version would be a proper laugh.

Amazon claims victory after warehouse workers in Alabama vote to reject union

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Re: Good...

Yes. Great idea in theory. Not so great in execution.

NASA's Mars helicopter spins up its blades ahead of hoped-for 12 April hover

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Re: Nothing there....

You are missing great things. Sad.

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Re: Nothing there....

If my imagination were that dead to see this amazing science as “a photo of a rock”, I doubt I would want to live on.

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Re: What's to stop... Misconceptions

I don’t suppose they were so busy adorning the rover vehicle with camera that they forgot to put a robotic arm on the rover?

Seriously. I don’t know why NASA bother recruiting their highly trained and educated engineers when they could just ask on the register forums and be told where they are going wrong.

Prince Philip, inadvertent father of the Computer Misuse Act, dies aged 99

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Re: No TV

The thing about BBC bias is that it is directly proportional to, and opposite to the viewer’s own bias.

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Re: No TV

I find the British to be largely apathetic about the royals. My old dad referred to the queen as “the old crow bait”.

On Diana funeral day, I was in Ireland and I had put the coverage off to watch Italian Grand Prix qualifying .

Coverage this time round has been ridiculous and unnecessary, with talking heads clawing desperately for platitudes and banalities, barely knowing what to say. I’ve discovered a lot more channels down the epg. Smithsonian is excellent.

BBC put up a page for people to register complaints about the amount of coverage, then they had to pull the form because it was deluged with complaints. Their ratings absolutely tanked. Serves them right, media has been misreading the public for decades. We generally don’t give a shit.

Lenovo's latest gaming monster: Eight cores, 3.2GHz, giant heat sink, two fans. Oh, and it has a phone bolted on

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Re: But can it....

It is correct, the first iPhone was 2G in a 3G world and was an absolutely shit phone with a cool UI.

Satellite collision anticipated by EU space agency fails to materialize... for now at least

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Re: Space age..

Who comes up with a truly practical idea for clean up in orbit at relatively low cost, will save LEO space projects and become very rich.

A lot of good minds have had a go already. Nothing really special has happened.

What's this about a muon experiment potentially upending Standard Model of physics? We speak to one of the scientists involved

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Re: Very Interesting

I read about stuff like this and start to get a really strong desire to do a physics degree. Just for the sheer fascination of it.

Airline software super-bug: Flight loads miscalculated because women using 'Miss' were treated as children

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Re: And little did they realise that they probably didn't save money on outsourcing.

Syntax error surely? Program wouldn't even run.

Unless it was on a BASIC interpreter that didn't require line terminators (like Sinclair) because all statements have a line number. So no bug.

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Re: Little Miss Sunshine

Germans done away with the diminutive honorific Fräulein a long time ago and use only Frau.

Dutch watchdog fines Booking.com €475k after it kept customer data thefts quiet for more than 3 weeks

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Re: Ninety-seven of these included the card verification code

Hotels are a special case where they are able to take money from people without direct authorisation because the guest trashed the room , stole the towels and slippers or used a siphon to empty the bottles in the mini bar without removing them from their place.

It's official: Microsoft updates Visual Studio Code to run on Raspberry Pi OS

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I feel that if I did give the obvious answer I could be the victim of some joke that I'm missing and the QI klaxons will sound.

Another successful flight for SpaceX's Starship apart from the landing-in-one-piece thing

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"SN10 did not explode seconds after landing

SN10 stood on the landing pad for over six minutes before it's unscheduled second flight."

Over 360 seconds then after landing then.

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Re: SpaceX have turned rocket science into Spaghetti Engineering

"Look at SABRE and Skylon for the radical, new and innovative."

New as is conceived more than 40 years ago and so far only tested as discrete component stages and no integrated motor with pre-cooler has run yet? Reaction were formed in 1989. It has

Unfortunately, British R&D means British investors who are shit-scared to invest and therefore snail-pace development. The guy who came up with the idea retired 4 years ago, they've had 32 years already. There's no chance of a pre-cooled motor being in service in 8 years from now. I'll be shocked if one flies subsonic on a test airframe with three other turbofans to help it. Actually, I'll be shocked if an integrated motor runs on a test stand.

It was reported as something good when RR invested £20 million in RAL. I'm guessing one SpaceX Starship test launch costs more than that.

Unless somebody grows some balls and gives it real backing, RAL are nothing more than a long term academic study.

Sadly, the catastrophic impact with Apophis asteroid isn't going to happen in 2068

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Re: Wish upon a star

A satellite orbiting a body effectively increases the mass of the body if you treat the two bodies as a single one. This will affect the heliocentric orbit of the body. If the moon vanished from earths orbit, earth's heliocentric orbit would alter.

For the small relative mass of a probe for this little asteroid, the effect is going to be 10E-alot. So it would take some distance epoch to be anything but negligible

Somebody do it in STK. Or GMAT. Or could Kerbal do it?

‘Radiation upset’ confused computers, caused false alarm on International Space Station

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Re: Radiation hardening

Or they were intended for use i an earth bound environment where there was a large amount of ionizing radiation high energy particles.

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Re: A pound of water - in low grav

"The ISS isn't in low grav at all. It's only a few hundred miles up. Gravity up there is only about 10% lower than it is down here."

But the ISS does not meet the equal and opposite pushing back part of the equation that we have down here, so the picture is not quite complete.

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Space Station has been up 22 years and a solar cycle is 11 years.

Some of it was up during the 2003 busy period.

UK prime minister Boris Johnson reluctant to reveal his involvement in the OneWeb deal

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Re: Meh

Why do you lie?

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Re: Call the RAC?

“ I think that retrofitting a GPS transmitter onto a low earth orbit satellite involves more than just fiddling. For a start you have to catch the thing and they are REALLY fast..... Assuming you can catch it as it whizzes by you “

Why would you want to mess with spacecraft in orbit when most of the constellation is yet to launch?.

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Re: Clueless

Yes, a credible opposition leader would have destroyed May before Boris was in the picture.

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Re: Budgets

Refurbishment of the flat is peanuts as by 1960 the buildings at 10,11,12 Downing Street were virtually condemned and had to be rebuilt behind the facia. This took almost 30 years. In about 2006 further structural problems were found and more major building took place. The place is constantly under remodelling and improvement so decorating the living quarters is really not anything to wet your bed about,

Workday bets big on staff coming back to the office by splurging $172.5m on HQ and five more Bay Area buildings

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Ooh Pleasanton! Memories of Stoneridge vs Dublin Place.

Outsourced techie gets 2-year sentence after trashing system of former client: 1,200 Office 365 accounts zapped

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This is where some of the problem lies, in incorrect procedures. The guy probably knew an admin password for an account so tangled that nobody dare change the password.

The kids aren't all right: Fall in GCSE compsci students is bad news for employers and Britain's future growth plans

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Re: "... focused primarily on Office-related skills..."

No, it was more popular when it was the 21st century equivalent of shorthand and typing.

Since it was changed to a more computing based course it has become less popular.

Maybe because some of them have trouble keeping up.

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Re: Never been a better time or a lower bar for entry.

Not to forget, cleaning toilets and any kind of cleaning is extremely important, especially in a healthcare environment.

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Yes, well known problem, it’s called “the curse of knowledge”.

The further into maths you go, the more it depends on understanding other parts of it. It builds on itself.

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Re: Shouldn't be optional

Undergrad STEM subjects such as sciences (especially physics) will require coding skills and will include coding modules.

But, of course, CompSci is far more broad a subject than coding.

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Re: Have they considered paying more for IT?

My IT salary in the UK is an issue for the business.

Because they can recruit three of me in our other location in another country for the same amount.

Increasingly work is going there.

Fortunately they over there often need me over here.

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Maths is something I'm not cut out for, but I have to do it.

It's practice, practice and more practice for me. I am so jealous of people with maths aptitude who do it easily. Maths is much like learning a language, or learning to play a musical instrument (minus the motor skills part). It is enormous in breadth and depth and ultimately very satisfying to get the hang of.

Comp Sci will attract a certain type of person and there are less of those than might want an IT GCSE.

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I'm an author and I do a bit of coding. The coding goes off into some other system and is never heard of again unless its causing some kind of trouble or is suspected of it.

But the author thing, you'll be surprised how much the success depends on promotion and getting it noticed, travelling round and appearing to do talks and signing sessions. Social media increasingly (ugh). These things are as much of the workload as the writing.