* Posts by werdsmith

7139 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Feb 2011

Revealed: Perfect timings for creation of exemplary full English breakfast

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Re: Fail

It's only wankers that get precious over ingredients. Just eat the stuff you like.

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Re: Probably the perfect topic for an (English) flame war!

Black pudding could not be more ungrease like in taste. You could dip it in axle grease and it would still taste of black pudding spice.

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It's really stupidly simple stuff. No need for timings or special techniques taught by grandmothers and other such bullshit.

You buy quality ingredients and cook them, judge how long by common sense and looking at them to see their cooked state. Only cook the stuff you personally like. Done.

Any technical faff or pedantry can go fuck right off.

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Re: Do not under any circumstances

Hopefully nothing like Richmonds so called Irish recipe dog turd paste in a sock. Overmarketed poison.

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Re: What is the world coming to?

Hash browns were invented by dogs. These days, dog walkers are expected to clear them up.

That time a startup tried to hire me just to push clients' products in job interviews

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How about interviewers that get candidates in and ask them how they would deal with this "situation" and "could you show us how you would go about dealing with it".

The situation turns out to be some longstanding technical issue that their own staff have been struggling to solve and they are after some free consultancy.

Microsoft defends intrusive dialog in Visual Studio Code that asks if you really trust the code you've been working on

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Re: Trusting trust, again

VS code is not the toolchain it just runs the toolchain, depending on how you set it up.

You can run the toolchain independently of VS code and see if you get the same output.

The trust onus is on the toolchain.

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Re: I don't have this problem

That's true. But you have a whole world of other ones.

YouTube's recommendation engine is pretty naff, Mozilla study finds

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Same with ads. This morning an ad for tennis shoes came up. I skipped it at the earliest opportunity. It came up again, I skipped. Repeat, repeat, repeat.

Take the hint ML engine. Take the hint.

Florida Man sues Facebook, Twitter, YouTube for account ban

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The BBC are reporting this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57754435

But I doubt that many people in Britain are much interested in some bloke in the US throwing a strop because he's banned from Chavbook and Twatter.

SQL Server beta for Windows Server Containers terminated 'with immediate effect'

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Re: Microsoft is actively ignoring all what is not Azure

All that extra RAM is actually a good thing, that’s your buffer cache and ideally it would be big enough to contain your entire database, but at least all the extents that get used frequently. That RAM could give you more performance than your cpu cores and hence licenses. The additional SQL seats though, or the core licensing model is now starting to feel less value for money than it used to.

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Re: Microsoft is actively ignoring all what is not Azure

Yes, SQL Server did hit an on-premise peak with the Availability Groups. A really good and straightforward way of implementing shared nothing DB clusters. An actual reason for using it for resilient DBs, which leads to standardised shops using it for other things too.

Now we look to see if Postgres will do the job we need, and very often it will. I'm not going to be looking at using Azure just to get SQL Server, I'd sooner start the process of moving away from it. Just like we did quite happily with Oracle before when we needed to escape a voracious leech.

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SQL Server is becoming a bit of a licencing pain to use in the cloud if you want it anywhere but Azure. Incentive enough to choose another RDS.

Nvidia launches Cambridge-1, UK's most powerful supercomputer, in Arm's neighbourhood

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Re: Pretentious, Moi?

The A10 has a Porsche and Aston Martin showroom very close to a Ducati dealers at Harston. I keep being tempted to visit and see how long it takes them to ask me to leave. That's as exciting as it gets. Or maybe the Foxton level crossing.

Arm chief hits out at 'ill-informed speculation' over proposed Nvidia buyout

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Is the boss of ARM set to rake in an eye-watering windfall as a result of this sale I wonder....

Black screens in Windows 11? Bork has seen it all before

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Re: W11

I'm only being offered W10 20H2

I must be doing something wrong.

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Trying to remember the last time I saw a BSOD and I can't.

Richard Branson plans to trump Jeff Bezos by 9 days in billionaires' space race

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Re: To quote a well known phrase...

"It turns out that the hybrid rocket motor isn't infinitely scalable."

What rocket motor, or indeed motor of any kind is "infinitely" scalable?

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Re: Low hanging fruit

It was Alan Shepard that did the suborbital loop, and he managed 116 miles with a Redstone booster.

59 years ago.

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Apollo also was a bit of a race against the Soviets and the end of the decade.

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Virgin Atlantic don't have 8000 staff, more like 5000 and they are half owned by Delta Airlines.

Microsoft wasn't joking about the Dev Channel not enforcing hardware checks: Windows 11 pops up on Pi, mobile phone

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Re: Anti Competitive

Hardware limitations are what the software maker is prepared to say that their stuff will work on. Not to stop you installing it on what you like as long as you understand you are on your own.

Like a best before date, it’s your choice if you want to eat something after that date, but don’t complain to the food maker if you end up with an arse like a bottle of Baileys.

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New machine new license. OEM license from the pc makers that you get whether you want it or not.

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Re: Does anybody

Yes serious work. Every day, hundreds of millions of people.

The M in M1 is for moans: How do you turn a new MacBook Pro into a desktop workhorse?

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Re: A Mixed Bag for me

I've just counted my laptops that I have for different use cases .I'm a bit shocked.

And I still want an M1 MB Pro to add to the collection.

Bitcoin doomed as a payment system and its novelty will fade, says Federal Reserve Board of Governors member

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Re: IIts Gambling... mostly

It's not a national currency. But currency of nations is one definition that doesn't entirely cover the meaning of currency.

It's a currency if it's a medium of exchange that people are willing to use.

See what's on the slab: Apple reportedly mulls stretching the iPad Pro to 14 and 16 inches

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Re: "a fully glass back, replacing the standard aluminium enclosure"

Schematics? What are the repair shops going to do with them?

Repair of this type of kit is by subassembly. Apple can make it hard by binding parts with digital signatures. Like with the fingerprint scan button. Though that was a reasonable security need. Otherwise, 3rd party parts are plentiful.

Green MSP calls on Scottish government to stop spending £4.7m a year with AWS after Amazon 'dumping' allegations

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Re: Seems like the least reason to dump them

Create a ScotCloud network of data centre zones powered with abundant hydro energy to cover national government work with enough capacity to meet the needs of all the local gov and councils. Internal charge the councils less than the money they would waste with corporate cloud to cover costs. Develop a commercial arm.

Tesla shows off the AI supercomputer training what it hopes will one day be an actual self-driving car

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Re: Let's move away from remuneration shall we, and consider the wider society

I don’t drive well In snow and I’m not alone.

I’m actually quite happy to drift a rally car on loose surface, but when it fresh snows on public road shared with other people, I stay off the road until it’s cleared. There are a lot of people who should consider doing the same.

Researchers find evidence that stress does turn your hair grey, and it can be reversed – you just need a holiday

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My hair has stayed resolutely and incongruously dark brown. Considering some grey highlights so make it match the rest of me.

Russia spoofed AIS data to fake British warship's course days before Crimea guns showdown

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Re: Diplomacy

A ridiculous farce on both sides. RN knew it was going to happen which is why there were press reporters including from BBC onboard.

Hungover Brits declare full English breakfast the solution to all their ills

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Re: I'm an World Class drinker - ask me anything

Not something to be proud of @Danny 2.

It's not the drink that's the problem, more the drinking culture.

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Re: easy

Yes, it's not very exciting, but 2 x ibuprofen 200mg with water dealt with any hangover within 30 minutes, in the old days when I occasionally drunk enough to earn one.

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Re: I drink beer because I enjoy the taste and aroma of a well brewed pint.

You lot are weird. Alcohol is a drug, if you're taking it for it's taste and aroma you're doing yourself loads of damage for no reason.

This is rubbish. In moderation it is harmless or even beneficial in some cases. I haven't been drunk in many years, but I keep a nice stock of enjoyable drinks to have the odd glass.

Apple scrambles to quash iOS app sideloading demands with 'think of the children' defense

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Yes, I’m quite happy with the anti fart app approach on iPhone. People want to side load, buy a different phone.

Three things that have vanished: $3.6bn in Bitcoin, a crypto investment biz, and the two brothers who ran it

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Re: Surprised?

Surely anyone who has made a mint enough to invest big in this, is smart enough to see an offer like this and just dismiss it instantly?

I guess you can’t account for folk that come by money easily, by inheritance or whatever.

Facebook granted patent for 'artificial reality' baseball cap. Repeat, an 'artificial reality' baseball cap

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You just called baseball players from all over the world 'assholes'. For no reason. Just because they're wearing their team's ballcap on the field - which is a requirement of the sport.

The entire baseball uniform is a comedy clown outfit to non-baseball cultures.

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Re: UK Law......one more opportunity to ignore it!!!....and be spied on at the same time!!!!

Ring doorbell users don’t give a shit. The law is mostly interested in appealing to owners to see if they captured any relevant images when there’s been an incident. The law don’t give a shit about this bit of GPDR either.

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Triple so when they wear it Holden Caulfield style.

Anyone still using cash? British £50 banknote honouring Alan Turing arrives

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Got me thinking, trying to recall the last time I handled any cash. I can't remember.

Mind the gap(ing mouth): London's Underground to get ubiquitous mobile phone coverage

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Re: El Reg you’ve failed to mention

Also, it’s also only about the tunnels in the centre. For example, most of the Piccadilly line out to Heathrow is overground and people just use their phones as normal already.

USA's efforts to stop relying on Russian-built rocket engines derailed by issues with Blue Origin's BE-4

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America's Ivy League are still turning out plentiful world class science and engineering people, compared to the rest of the world. This is the reason that the Chinese want to get their best people into US universities.

Windows 11: Meet the new OS, same as the old OS (or close enough)

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Re: Going back in time

Or W10 R2.

I don't really care what they do. I'll use what I need to do the job, the whole thing has lost its old novelty appeal of new things being offered. I don't spend time playing with an OS, I launch my applications and forget the OS and whatever it is doing behind.

Roger Waters tells Facebook CEO to Zuck off after 'huge' song rights request

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Re: re. That doesn't mean that the citizens of Israel are responsible for those things.

Just like the Brits, all Brits, are collectively responsible for the (current) and all previous wankers ruling the UK

Tosh. Absolute bollocks from someone who is desperate for a grievance. Your kind of shit stirring attitude is the greater problem.

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Re: Money...

Yes it does that. It's reserved seating areas and has a bar service to your seat and often its own toilts.

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Re: Welcome to the 'Zuck' Machine

It’s good to see him called out, but people need to actually do the right thing and stop using Faecebook, what’s crap and the rest of his toxic shit. And stop making excuses for using it. Just laziness.

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Re: Cheers Roger!

I met Dave Gilmour one time, in my aviation days. Chatted to him for a few minutes at a refuel, didn’t know who he was until I was told afterwards. Just a fellow pilot worried about the weather getting worse.

UK gets glowing salute from Bezos-backed General Fusion: Nuclear energy company to build plant in Oxfordshire

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It's like planning a space mission in the 1920s

Robert Goddard planned a space mission in the 1920s. Tsiolkovsky earlier still. Look how that turned out.

Do nothing, achieve nothing.

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Do the science. Work the scientists, push the envelope, learn as much as possible.

It’s possible that something may come out of it even it’s not not a self sustaining power generator.

Ignore the depressing stick in the muds.

Because if you do nothing then you will get nothing.

Dependable Debian is like a rock in a swirling gyre of 'move fast and break things', and version 11 is no different

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Re: Desktop is boring?

Thought one day we'd grow out of that, clearly not.

It’s true but you shouldn’t say it here.