* Posts by werdsmith

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Dyson moans about state of UK science and tech, forgets to suck up his own mess

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Re: Reporting just as bad as ever in El' Reg...

I do wonder how many times they will need to read the words “worst performance in G7” before they get it. Those last die-hard delusionals?

It’s very funny though, just need some input from codejunky to make it a complete comedy show.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

I have a Henry which is for diy cleanups. For normal domestic use it’s pure dog.

Microsoft can't stop injecting Copilot AI into every corner of its app empire

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Re: AI, AI, AI!

Get an answer like this, state of the art AI answer:

What is the best machine learning operating system? The Linux operating system is one of the most widely used in machine learning. The reason that Ubuntu is so unique is because it incorporates AI, ML, and DL, which are features that are superior to those of other operating systems. It is built with the help of sophisticated artificial intelligence techniques. Linux systems are better at learning machine languages than Ubuntu distributions, in addition to being better at package management. Ubuntu runs in the background on all deep learning frameworks, including TensorFlow, OpenCV, and PyTorch. When it comes to making changes, Ubuntu is by far the best platform for making them.

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Re: AI, AI, AI!

We have a task group who are tasked with investigating AI and finding out whether there is a role where AI can give value to the business. They have been working on it for 3 months and have not come up with anything.

What you can do is find a little minor classification task and use a linear regression (an idea developed in the early 1800s) to do this little job whilst adding to the sample set. You can then show the boss AI in action and your boss will be delighted and your marketing department can brag about it.

India calls for all mobile phones to include FM radios

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Re: It isn't that they don't enable the FM radio

I don’t see any possibility of a useful FM antenna inside a smartphone, unless the broadcast signal transmitter is very close. A quarter wave to cover down to 98MHz should vary in length up to about 75cm. Those earphone cable antennae suffered badly from the wearer moving around.

Put a little popper antenna coax cable connector on the outside of the case and then we are in business.

Brexit Britain looks to French company to save crumbling borders and immigration tech

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You need to look at that statistic in more detail.

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Exports to EU in terms of £ value may be higher than ever due to inflated cost.

But the balance of trade between EU and UK is at its highest deficit ever too.

The old lipstick on a pig thing again.

When you try to hire a freelancer to write SQL and all you get is incorrect AI garbage

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Re: From the Horses Mouth

I don't see how ChatGPT can write SQL for business cases because SQL absolutely depends on understanding the schema and the data within, and ChatGPT cannot be trained on business data because that would be a massive disclosure.

It could give tips and examples, but a human can't write SQL without getting their head round the underlying data first after being given trusted access to it, so a machine can't.

Working from home could kill career advancement, says IBM CEO

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Re: Isn't that the Peter Principle?

Peter principle I think.

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Re: wondering if fellow travellers are working together

But I already married a co-worker, I can’t have another wife!

Python still has the strongest grip on developers

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RISC V too, is quite rational.

I went up the 68000 16 bit path and then took a different (wrong) turn. Now I do it for fun only.

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Re: Languages

Raspberry Pi do offer C++ tool chain/sdk on the Pico. There’s even a quick setup script on the Pi.

But I do understand that Python availability has attracted more people to the Pico who weren’t previously embeddedish, some of whom will progress.

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Re: Languages

Python does fill the role today that BASIC did in the 1980s.

I calculators with Python and micropython made by Casio and TI. Things like micropython and circuitpython etc, the Jupyter thing, I think that it's more widespread than even this survey has found.

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People are often very emotionally attached to the language the know best and are comfortable working with. It's quite natural if you've invested a lot of yourself getting up to a level of competence then staying in your comfort zone is an attractive option. So people get a bit spiky around these discussions. The criticism of RUST for example, I am sure has some component of people from a C background concerned about the employment landscape, and not inclined to go through the effort of learning all over again.

One programmer is happy with PHP another sees it as hell on earth etc. Personally, I'll work with anything that is fits the job in hand, but then I've never achieved anything virtuoso level with any programming language. I can achieve what I want. but it probably takes me five times as long as a pro would need to do the same thing.

I love a bit of C, because I enjoy the concept of working directly with memory and not leaving it to abstracted code. Sort of reminds me of the days when it was assembler or nothing.

Unlike your iPhone, Apple's batterygate controversy refuses to die

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Re: Replaceable batteries

I change iPhone batteries, the only glue involved is the double sided tape stuff that secures the battery itself to the case. The phones open with screws and a bit of force.

My iPad is glued, but comes apart with a heat gun. I believe the iPod touches were also glued.

FCA mulls listing rules after Hauser blames 'Brexit idiocy' for Arm's New York IPO

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Re: Herman Hauser and his views

Hauser insults the majority of the voters in this country in a referendum.

I’d like to hear what the majority of voters in this country in a referendum actually want. Currently there are a lot of Brexit supporters that amount to a swing factor, but I very much doubt it is the will of the majority. But this swing minority is enough to keep the politicians from talking about moving back toward the EU, despite the obvious negative consequences.

Those who would seek to deny the voters any more say are the ones doing the insulting, effectively denying further democracy because they have the position they want. Like the country voted for conservatives in the 2019 election and the conservative supporters saying, that’s it now, no more democracy.

Bookmakers and polls before the vote had remain ahead and this had the effect of motivating the leave vote, whilst many remainers were complacent believing they didn’t need to influence the outcome.

Scotland voted for remain, so did London, by an even greater majority than Scotland. Leave demographic was heavily weighted to those of poor educational achievement, and old folk who would not have to spend decades living with the mess. They didn’t give a shit what their own children and grandchildren wanted. Made a decision based on emotion and screw you kids, you can deal with it.

All in all, a lesson in how not to do democracy.

Pornhub walls off Utah in age-verification law protest

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Register editorial content ain’t what it was but the whingey comments still provide some good entertainment.

Top Google boffin Hinton quits, warns of AI danger, partly regrets life's work

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Re: Ah......"truth"......

They have all demonstrated this skill. The only difference is that only one of them has been in a position where their actions are of consequence.

Only today, after many months of talking about Uni tuition fees and implying that they will be reduced or removed if Labour win a GE, as the prospect of delivering approaches, the latest word is, well.. um, err, well that would be a bit expensive so umm, maybe not…got your attention though!!!!

Talk is cheap in opposition, expensive in government. These are politicians and while they may wear different colours, they are the same maggot underneath.

No more feature updates for Windows 10 – current version is final

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Have you noticed the comments up the page? The ones about disregarding the Windows GUI menus and typing in the search box?

Yea, that seems to be the intended design, it seems to be far better than any menu or icon grid system for most users. Other OSes will follow this way soon enough.

ESA's Jupiter-bound Juice spacecraft has a sticky problem with its radar

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FFS SpaceTech, you had one job…

iPhones hook up with Windows as Microsoft’s Phone Link dials up Apple's iOS

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Why use iMessage when there's WhatsApp

No fucking way I'm ever going to willingly deal with any Faecebook shit.

Microsoft is busy rewriting core Windows code in memory-safe Rust

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Re: This doesn't mean you should convert your app to rust

Back in the old days I developed applications in C, and I still do occasionally.

There already exists useful Web Frameworks developed in rust and used for developing web applications in rust. Rocket and Actix are just two of them.

UK watchdog blocks Microsoft's Activision Blizzard acquisition

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Re: Wrong solution to the problem

Enough of being a doormat. Even if it costs.

You can cross 'Quantum computers to smash crypto' off your list of existential fears for 30 years

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I have a hybrid quantum / AI machine working in prototype form now.

I made it by modifying an 8-track player. Doesn't even need cryo.

If you don't get open source's trademark culture, expect bad language

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Hoover is a brand name owned by Chinese white goods company Haier in Europe and Hong Kong company Techtronic for the US market.

But in UK “hoover” is just a generic term for any vacuum cleaner. Other things have achieved this generic status like Biro, Stove, coke etc

Coke carbonated drink, not degassed coal.

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W. H. Hoover didn’t make up his name. Probably an Ellis Island immigration official did when he heard the name “Huber”.

Tesla wins key court battle over Autopilot crash blame

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It’s not fine print, it’s big letters on the internal screen, repeatedly and every time the common idiot uses it.

And it reminds again if the common idiot tries to ignore it.

Support chap put PC into 'drying mode' and users believed it was real

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Re: Nipples and sonic screwdrivers

Hmm, starting to worry about my attention span now.

Arm, Intel make it easier to churn out Arm SoCs from Intel fabs

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Re: Interesting though

The Zero W and the 3A have become quite obtainable and the more popular Pi 4 have had some more than usual stock show up and sell very quickly. It’s not full shelves again but it’s the start of an improvement in supply.

SpaceX's second attempt at orbital Starship launch ends in fireball

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Virgin Orbit was never a UK space system. It’s a US one that attempted a silly stunt launching from a UK runway. They had plans to use a runway in Brazil and another in Australia.

It previously used the same system to successfully launch small satellites for US Space Force.

So you have the current lead in the bollocks spouting race.

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Then NASA said, "hey, you know we said we'd launch stuff for you for free? Now you've cancelled Black Arrow we're not going to do that."

Though this is claimed by Charles Hill in his book, it is only a bit of hearsay and there is no evidence of any such offer from USA, other than their earlier assistance with Ariel (which was a US satellite launched for the UK). The UK intended to use the US SCOUT rockets to launch small payloads, which would have been short term cheaper than continued development of Black Arrow, but never was going to be free.

But yes, people with no vision making poor decisions. Meanwhile ELDO became something significant.

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Re: Starship hasn't had the most successful history?

I am wondering if debris smashed out of the launchpad could have been responsible for the failed Raptor engines - that were mainly around the outer ring of the cluster.

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Re: Starship hasn't had the most successful history?

Lifting off 1000s of tonnes on the reaction to throwing hot gas in one direction is simple?

Well. I never.

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First and last British satellite launch system.

There have been many British rockets, both before and after 1971. For example, Skylark launched literally hundreds of times, some reaching over 550km altitude.

Blue Streak launched a few times as an ICBM, technology that went into creating the early forerunners of Arianne.

Also Black Knight.

Thanks for fixing the computer lab. Now tell us why we shouldn’t expel you?

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Or the linux admin password....

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How does Atlassian hope to actually improve Confluence and Jira? AI, of course!

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We have Confluence and Jira available to us, but it’s so tedious and unpleasant to use that most of us actively avoid it. We had a conversation recently where none of us could remember exactly how to access it.

More ads in Windows 11 Start Menu could be last straw for some

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Jackanory

British long running children’s TV programme where famous faces would read fiction to kids.

I'll tell you a story

About Jack a Nory,

And now my story's begun;

I'll tell you another

Of Jack and his brother,

And now my story is done.

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Customers, schools, universities, publishers, printers…

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Re: You don't have to use the native start menu - there are better alternatives

I really can’t be bothered. I mean I don’t give a shit about the start menu. I launch app, start menu is no longer required.

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I don’t hate it either, I am an OS agnostic and I actively use Linux, Windows and Mac daily.

There are genuine flaws with Linux, windows and Mac but here is little objectivity about this here.

Many of the things people on here whine about Windows on here are simply not true, or I don’t suffer the same problems. Some problems I can see with Linux are vehemently denied by Linux zealots.

I use Windows for Visual Studio (not Code). It’s pretty damn good. There are other IDEs, I’ve tried many, but VS is a hard act to follow.

Adverts, shrug. I’ll find a way to avoid,

But having said all that, my 97 year old grandmother was having such trouble with Windows, she was ready to quit her laptop altogether, she could barely work out how to open a website or reply to an email.

So I wiped off windows and installed Linux mint. 2 weeks later she got a new developing implementing Vulkan api for GPU makers. True story….. Jackanory.

Europe finalizes €43B Chips Act it hopes will help free it from foreign fabs

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Re: another bite in the buttocks

No political party of any substance is standing with restoring manufacturing of essential products as a proposed policy.

So it probably isn’t a voter priority. Don’t know how it is possible to change that.

Maybe people know more about it than we do and it isn’t that important.

Dunno. It’s a mystery to me.

Chromebook expiration date, repair issues 'bad for people and planet'

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Re: computers, what computers?

Two comments that illustrate the massive improvement in education since then.

My own two are fortunate that they went to a modern school that suffered nowhere near the levels of disruption, violence and abuse that happened in my time and before.

Thank goodness they have technology now to boost the learning. There was nothing good about poorly equipped dumps of yesteryear with their bullying maggot teachers.

UK consortium bid for NHS data platform falls at first hurdle

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Re: "Unless the conservatives finish hollowing out and selling off the NHS by January 2025"

Infinitely preferable until they’ve been in power a few years. UK desperately needs a credible opposition. Instead we’ve got the Labour Party.

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. Don’t get fooled again.

Mars Helicopter completes 50th flight, 45 more than NASA planned

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Re: COTS

A DJI Mini 3 ought to do it.

ESA's Juice blasts off to squeeze secrets from Jupiter's moons

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Re: I just want to know ..

Long term indeed. This mission proposal goes back to before 2010, it got the nod in 2012 and 11 years later it has launched. Another 11+ years to start its primary mission science and the analysis of data will continue for years after. Some people involved in this mission are retired already, many people who will be involved in the goal science haven’t started University yet.

Politicians should learn from science.

Automation is great. Until it breaks and nobody gets paid

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Re: This is why we need code review

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Sony Semiconductor sinks Simoleans into Raspberry Pi to advance edge AI

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Re: What does this Sony co-processor do?

I believe it’s about inference capable camera sensor modules using existing models, not for training models.

It’s a game that Raspberry or anyone can’t afford to ignore, and currently led by NVidia with their Jetson range.

Microsoft mucks with PrtScr key for first time in decades

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Re: If it aint't broke, break it

“cause huge problems”

They whinge for a few minutes, then realise it’s not really a big deal and get on with it.

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Re: As we suspected

99% of people don’t give a shit because they don’t need to give a shit.