* Posts by Primus Secundus Tertius

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Paris, jihadis, tech giants ... What is David Cameron's speechwriter banging on about now?

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Re: So-

Cameron's speeches have traditionally been dreadful: one-sentence paragraphs full of assertions rather than rational argument. They look good on an autocue but not in print.

But recently they have improved, maybe because Clare Foges has departed from No 10.

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Re: If this was politically inspired, then it's backfired spectacularly

Give credit to the Torygraph commentards: they had demolished Foges long before El Reg picked up the case.

And yes, Rik Myslevsky, they really are right wing, as opposed to Reg commentards who seem to be mainly left.

[My tech comments generally get upvoted, but my political ones go down.]

Who's right on crypto: An American prosecutor or a Lebanese coder?

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The article talks about data "at rest" as opposed to dats "in transit". Data in transit is protected by session keys, generated by Diffie-Hellman or otherwise and largely secure.

Data "at rest" will be protected by fingerprint or pass phrase. In the UK, if you don't give up thst key on official request you will go to jail. People have indeed been jailed for that.

Since the objective is to send people to jail, why make all this fuss about crypto backdoors?

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Re: Misses the point

@Doctor Syntax

Yes, you have the right to remain silent. But for some years now the prosecution can then make nasty comments in court that you have not co-operated.

Whether a jury will go along with that probably depends on lots of other things.

Blocking out the Sun won't fix climate change – but it could buy us time

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Re: Optimism! Reg commenters wise up ...

@Rik

"a somewhat right-leaning bunch" ??

Not at all! More like saying that Lenin was right wing compared with Trotsky. Certainly not the kind of people you would meet in the British Conservative Party, which is somewhere between the US Democrats and the US Republicans.

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Re: Refreeze the poles?

@TheVogon

The sea has risen by 200 feet or more since the peak of the last ice age about 20,000 years ago. Our remote ancestors could walk from France to Britain and Ireland with no more than a few river crossings, though perhaps they moved along coastline by boat. All that evidence is now deep under the sea, of course.

There have been four ice ages in the last two million years. The first three came and went long before we were burning coal and oil on an industrial scale.

How do the climate warmers explain that? They don't, of course, and they deserve to be utterly discredited.

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Re: Cool the Core

@TheVogon

I stand by my hypothesis.

An active volcano can spew out a thousand tons of lava per second. Over a year this amounts to thirty thousand million tons of material. Imagine that there are many volcanoes, and that the lava contains an appreciable fraction of CO2. Then the increase in oceanic CO2 is accounted for.

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Re: Cool the Core

@Jay8

Don't be embarrased. That is about as seriously as I took it. I'm not sure everyone else realised that, though.

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Re: Cool the Core

@Thought...

For quantitative reasons. There has indeed been an increase in the CO2 in the atmosphere since the nineteenth century. Burning coal and oil might account for that, except that for every ton of atmospheric CO2 there are a thousand tons dissolved in the ocean.

So most of the CO2 from coal and oil would have dissolved in the ocean. Where, then, did the measured increase come from? Volcanoes, is my answer.

When that Iceland volcano erupted a few years ago, disrupting air traffic, it was probably pumping out as much CO2 as the whole of Britain's fuel consumption.

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Cool the Core

Most of the CO2 put into the atmosphere is natural, from volcanoes which are mostly under the ocean, so the green campaigners do not see them.

To solve this problem we need to conduct away all the heat from the Earth's core - easily done as the core is metallic. That just leaves the Earth's mantle, but the mantle heat will then be flowing back to the cold core rather than to volcanoes at the surface.

Simples.

Although there is still a problem with that other greenhouse gas, water vapour, produced when the sun shines on the oceans. Perhaps we should drain the oceans, into the new cool core.

Dell: How to kill that web security hole we put in your laptops, PCs

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Re: SOP when buying new laptop (with Windows, obviously)

@Pascal

What we need is for Microsoft to make a clean copy of Windows available at no extra charge to anyone who buys a Windows computer.

Belling that cat: Oz boffins pass entanglement test

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Re: So we're one step closer

@werdsmith

They tell all(*) their mates, using quantum-encrypted links.

* Or some of them. How many mates do they have, one wonders.

Conficker is back – and it's infecting police body cams

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Re: Your equipment is supplied by the lowest bidder.

@Stuart Longland

You are correct thet UK consumer law requires sold goods to be fit for purpose. But that does not necessarily cover purchass between businesses.

So you end up with contract clauses like: "The equipment shall be fit for purpose, including but not limited to being free from viruses...". It is impossible to explicitly mention everything.

Voting machine memory stick drama in Georgia sparks scandal, probe

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Lost ballot box

I was standing for election to my Borough Council in England. The count began on the morning after polling day.

By about midday we had a result, although the number of votes did seem rather low. Then a very embarrassed official turned up. "Sorry, chaps, we've just found this extra ballot box."

All the officials were red-faced, that they had goofed. We candidates, however, were feeling, "Oh sh*t, we were just about to go home for lunch."

The count resumed after lunch. It did not change the result, but it did make the voting numbers look more respectable.

Yay, more 'STEM' grads! You're using your maths degree to do ... what?

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Re: If you can't calculate the angles on a 50-cent coin...

You raise a good question: what is it that makes us uniquely human? And is that important?

1. We are talking bipeds.

2. Many of us can do arithmetic. Note that arithmetic is not the same as recognising that a bunch of items has five of them. It is knowing that 4+1 = 3+2.

Is that important? Item 2 certainly is; it is evidence of an ability to go beyond immediate facts.

@Dropbear: If you play darts, someone has to keep score. Good arthmetic test, that, even if afer a while you will 'know' the result from experience.

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Re: Bah!

'Education' is indeed bad if it makes classics graduates think they can pontificate on statistical questions using their 'generalist, rounded, people-handling abilities'.

Boris Johnson is a rare exception among classicists: I have read articles by him that actually do understand statistics. That is a rarity in any policial party.

Cops' IT too complex for quick and dirty revamp – Police ICT boss

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Re: Where does it end?

Especially if it was all done in one language, e.g. German.

Is the world ready for a bare-metal OS/2 rebirth?

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Installation problems

I remember having to install OS/2 on 20 supposedly identical x86 machines we bought from a reseller.

Every machine was different in some minor way, and therefore so was every instance of OS/2.

This is a criticism of the market for x86 hardware, not of OS/2.

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Real time

The unique selling point of the OS/2 I once used was its real time capability: much better than Windows or Unix-based systems. So it would be a mistake to aim it at the desktop and data-processing markets.

How do you anonymize personal databases and protect people's privacy – over to you, NIST

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Anonymous aggregates

I cannot imagine that lay people, i.e. politicians and journalists, will ever understand the difference between aggregated data and anonymous data.

Aggregated data would say, for example, the average blood pressure in postal area GU99 is P with standard deviation (*) Q. 'Anonymised' data says that Mr Z of GU99 9ZZ has blood pressure P. When the marketing droids also establish that Mr Z drives a red car and owns five computers, it all becomes uncomfortable.

It would be nice if database queries were restricted to aggregate data, but I don't see that as practical.

(*) Another term I have yet to see any journalist or poitician understand.

Feds spank naughty Hilton, M.C. Dean in Wi-Fi jamming crackdown

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Re: ** Free ** ubiquitous wi-fi

I would rather have free WiFi in my hotle room than free TV.

Food, water, batteries, medical supplies, ammo … and Windows 7 PCs

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Upgrade to XP

Upgrade to XP if you don't want MSFT corrupting your windows 7 with the ten commandment.

Ice 'lightning' may have helped life survive Snowball Earth

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Micro life only

The article, at least as reproduced in El Reg, explains how microbes might survive. But the two most recent episodes of snowball earth were at 700 my ago and 600 my ago. By then life had evolved to algae and to animals with no shells or bones.

These relatively evolved life forms would probably need something like the volcanic havens suggested in a previous comment.

E-mail crypto is as usable as it ever was, say boffins

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Re: Easiest method for occasional secure messages...

I get to the latest comment in the list and find you have beaten me to this suggestion.

Yes, encrypted zip and the password sent by snail mail.I have seen the US Department of Defense ask for contract bids to be submitted in that fashion, so that the bid is confidential until after the deadline for sending it in.

Wikipedia cracks the five-million article barrier, in English

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Re: How complimentary ...

There was a German empire up to 1914. Things might have turned out very differently if they had not made the mistake of torpedoing American ships.

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Re: But it isn't in English

Other languages have similar arguments. A German was telling me once of the awful things the Austrians do to the German language. But as far as we 'auslaender' (foreigners) are concerned it is all German.

Then there was the Brazil tour guide telling us about the Portugueses of Brazil and Portugal. It felt very like the differences between Englishes across the Atlantic.

Then there are the 57 varieties of Spanish, and of Arabic: but to outsiders they are single languages.

Think Fortran, assembly language programming is boring and useless? Tell that to the NASA Voyager team

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Obsolete tech

In the 90s I remember hearing an American project manager lament that the young chaps did not seem interested in learning JOVIAL.

Get 'em out for the... readers: The Sun scraps its online paywall

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Re: Statistics...

Many stories appear to have been dictated into a "voice recgnition" system, with no subsequent checking by anyone who understands language.

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The DT is overloaded with ads, both staic and video. It is an insult that they expect us to pay for all that padding. If anything, the advertisers should be paying us!

Russian subs prowling near submarine cables: report

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@alien overlord

More likely staffed by your fellow extra-terrestrials. Much easier to hide under the ocean than on land. Its time we asked the whales and squids if they have seen anything suspicious.

So what's the internet community doing about the NSA cracking VPN, HTTPS encryption?

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Re: Who is that sending?

@Chris Miller

Thanks for that reply.

On further thought, I realise that D-H is probably initiated by the server. They know it is themselves sending, and are not worried about who is receiving.

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Who is that sending?

Diffie-Hellman, as described in the article, does not guarantee who it is at the other end of the line. For a fixed landline circuit that is fine, but not on the packet-switched Internet.There, for something approaching a guarantee, you need public/private keys.

Then Able sends Baker a proposed key in Baker's public key. Baker returns that key using Able's public key. So each has confirmed the identity of the other.

Or have I misunderstood?

We applied to Google's €150m journalism fund – here's what we sent in

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Kettle meet pot

On the contrary, Page is spot on with his debunking of "climate science" and alarmist reporting generally.

Orlowski is a bit of a bore on copyright, but may be partially correct.

American robocallers to be shamed in public lists

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Re: Wait and see

My own experience in British politics is that the parties do respect the do-not-call list. Otherwise it is a lost vote for every number they dial.

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FAIL

UK comparison

In the UK our government does not want to spend money maintaining this aspect of law and order. So the job is passed to industry bodies, paid for by the culprits. So the UK equivalent of do-not-call, namely the telephone preference serivce, is just a joke.

Boffins: Comet Lovejoy is a cosmic booze cruise spewing alcohol across the Solar System

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Meths?

But how much methyl alcohol (CH3OH) was there? I suspect this is bootleg liquor at its worst.

Bacon as deadly as cigarettes and asbestos

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Re: re-reporting the daily mail?

I have been wondering when some Hindu organisation will start telling us not to eat beef or veal.

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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The Dalek traction beam wins again.

Oh dear, Microsoft: UK.gov signs deal with LibreOffice

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Re: Cue all the usual stuff about incompatibility etc

Agreed. I wish the OCR software I use would feed into Libre Office.

PS What have El Reg done to their system today?? Stop messing us about, will you!

Our intuitive AI outperforms (most) puny humans, claims MIT

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Object-oriented abstract noun

I am curious to see how an abstract noun - understanding - might be modelled in an object-oriented programming system.

GCHQ to pore over blueprints of Chinese built Brit nuke plants

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Re: Blueprint?

My experience of software QA was that they never looked at actual code, just at minutes of meetings and the various signing-off documents.

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Re: Maybe a stupid question...

@sysconfig

As one who witnessed on site the shambles that was the Dungeness B construction,I would answer your question, "Can't we do it ourselves?" as "No, we can't".

An engineer there told me how he had been diverted to South Korea. In two years they turned a green field into a working power station. Then he got back to Dungeness. The only difference he saw was that there was more dust on various half built bits.

Microsoft offers to PAY YOU to trade in your old computer for a Windows 10 device

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Re: MS are idiots

@andy non

There are specialist programs which I have used to wipe the CMOS part of the BIOS to remove virus fragments or MSFT code.

See http://www.ultimatebootcd.com/

Euro privacy warriors: You've got until January to fix safe harbor mess – or we unleash hell

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@moiety

But those cases are different from mass surveillance: they are judicial proceedings.

Weight, what? The perfect kilogram is nearly in Planck's grasp

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That guy sure torques the talk.

Shocker: Net anarchist builds sneaky 220v USB stick that fries laptops

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Re: USB Opto-Isolators

I had been wondering if this guy was planning to sell a USB Tester device.

WIPO punts Cambridge University over attempt to grab Cambridge.com

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Compromise

How about a compromise? Offer the domain to the Gloucestershire village of Cambridge (near the river Severn).

GCHQ can and will spy on politicos, rules tribunal

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Re: Someone should be exempt

Perhaps not. If there is anywhere that you might want to monitor for traitors...

More generally, I thought lawyers had long ago established that the only privileged communications are those of lawyers. Priests, doctors,etc, are just hoi polloi.

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Re: So

@Dan55

Answer: THEM. As ever.

Man goes to collect stolen-car court docs found in stolen car in stolen car

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Coloured intuition

Is Mr Butler non-white?

Was the policemen's intuition guided by that?

However, that would not excuse his crimes.