* Posts by Andy The Hat

1842 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Oct 2010

I own that $4.5bn of digi-dosh so rewrite your blockchain and give it to me, Craig Wright tells Bitcoin SV devs

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Re: In summary then ...

"He did but they too were accidentally thrown out with his collection of Napoleon memorabilia."

I see, and was that was next to his extensive slide collection of 20th century telegraph poles?

ESA boss gives update on stricken Sentinel-1B imaging satellite: All is not lost yet

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Re: Censorship

Knock out the sensor first - that's what happened to SID on UFO when the alien invasion was planned ... Just look out for women in silver costumes with bright purple hair and green people wandering the streets ...

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Strangely, I've never been able to identify the boundaries of the SEP field and obviously I'd never knowingly circumvent the system ...

I always exist in the IBFI (Its Broken Fix It) aether ... "You're a computer tech - fix my computer chair ...", "You're the technician, fix my glasses", or even "You're the technician you can fix my intimate hair trimmer"

Austrian watchdog rules German company's use of Google Analytics breached GDPR by sending data to US

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Re: Will this ruling apply in the UK ?

UK has committed to follow EU data protection policies. In simple terms, means your answer is no - we'll have a squabble with the EU over UK data sovereignty and our lovey-doveyness with the US and allowing giga-corps to suck us dry of data for free, then we'll cave in a bit until the next EU fan starts rotating.

NASA's Mars InSight trips into safe mode and ESA's Sentinel-1B gives scientists the silent treatment

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I agree that it's outlived it's expected lifespan however a significant duststorm could have happened a week into the mission ... Off the top of my head, the ability to pull a simple rubber/carbon fibre/whatever cord across the surface of the panel to remove, say, 30% of mission-threatening build up and restore significant power levels would be simple, cheap and light with (potentially) mission saving abilities ... even if you could only do it once. Heck, if they can transport the mass of a hammer drill to Mars that even a numpty like me predicted wouldn't work except in perfect conditions, they can afford transport a tiny motor and a piece of string ...

EthereumMax, a Kardashian and Floyd Mayweather Jr sued over alleged 'pump and dump' cryptocurrency scam

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It's a ponzi scheme - people at the top create the hype so people invest at the bottom, "look how much money you can make!" People at the top grab the investors cash and fill their buckets, people at the bottom get a lovely clean bucket.

People are stupid but at the same time it appears the financial authorities are either toothless or unwilling to control the scams ...

Data centre outfit Interxion hit with outage at central London facility

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Re: "Interxion have still failed to share any information and refuse to answer the telephone"

Have a look ... bet you'll see a Cityfibre team laying cables in the ground* outside the site.

*I won't use the term "install" as that infers some sort of skill, care and being concerned enough to at least attempt to not disrupt other services.

Notes on the untimely demise of 3D Pinball for Windows

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Re: Good vs. bad screen usage

" When you see it next to Windows 11 it's pretty jarring."

Said in jest? Surely it cannot show Windows 11 to be that bad ...

Alexa and Webex to hitch a ride around the Moon on Artemis I – what could possibly go wrong?

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Re: W_T_F ?

I'm sorry Dave, which communist channel do you want me to open?

Alexa I said communications, the bloody communications

I'm sorry Dave I don't have anything by The Bloody Communards. But here are some similarly bad albums I didn't find for sale on the internet as I'm obviously not connected to it ...

...

I'm sorry Dave, according to not-the-Internet you cannot do that with a banana, even in space ...

Mozilla founder blasts browser maker for accepting 'planet incinerating' cryptocurrency donations

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That's ok then ... if you are a crypto-scammer you may lose the accumulation of stuff that was worthless when you obtained it if you get caught. That sounds much like if you raid a bank and get caught you'll have to give back what you stole.

I wonder how they compute the energy efficiency as "900 times more efficient than a visa payment"? Perhaps they are privvy to the internal operating procedures, software and hardware systems of the VISA system? Or perhaps they are actually using their own referenced figures which appear to show that a Bitcoin transaction is about 1200000x the cost of a single VISA ... So allowing for a 99.95% energy reduction that means it's still 6000x less efficient than VISA. Or am I not seeing something?

Remember Norton 360's bundled cryptominer? Irritated folk realise Ethereum crafter is tricky to delete

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There was a time when a Norton Utilities floppy was really useful. I believe I've even got a dusty copy of Peter Norton's MS-DOS book somewhere (probably alongside "Programming the Microsoft Mouse" ...). The rot set in when he sold to Symantec (1990 according to the font of all knowledge) who, even then, had built a reputation for bloat and system hogging and were only installed by lazy corporates and IT numpties.

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Re: This article made me twitch.

That sounds like the first episode of The IT Crowd ... " Hello, security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team and if you can't act as a team, you're fired too." :-)

RISC-V CTO: We won't dictate chip design like Arm and x86

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Re: Very interesting, but not RISC-V?

The poster misunderstands and is simply comparing a.n.other RISC architecture with the RISC-V "standard" ... Seems people think RISC means RISC-V and it's all a bright and shiny new thing but we were working on RISC architectures in the 80's. The "open source model" is really the new feature but with (essential in my view) big company backing, from the likes of Google, how long will it be before it's driven and controlled by big companies, the likes of ... ?

Samsung adds non fungible token trading app to its tellies

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have you seen the bloat on a Sammy tv lately? It's not just like having a DAB radio but towing an entire Currys store complete with their advertising hordings ...

Confirmed: James Webb Space Telescope team plans launch for this Xmas Eve after data cable fix

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Dec 24 - A James Burke moment

James Burke was famously chastised for crossing his fingers during the moon landing. I don't care, mine will be firmly crossed for the launch and I hope the unfurling and initialisation goes to plan. JWST is not just a satellite, NASA's future credibility (in the eyes of the beancounters) relies totally on this working to spec ...

US Commerce Dept says China has brain-control weaponry

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Re: Aren’t most weapons brain controlled…

Pan Book of Horror? "Lamb Amirstan" was my favourite tale ... about eleventy million years ago!

Thank you, FAQ chatbot, but if I want your help I'll ask for it

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"Please enter a few details to confirm you account id ..."

"Name"

clickety

"Account number"

clack click tap

"Postcode"

Clickety clack tap

"First dog's inside leg measurement"

ffs ... paper rustles ... Aha, the sheet cunning disguised with the heading "memorable data" ... click click click

"Weight of left testicle"

click ... at least I remembered that one ...

Thankyou Mr Person. We will pass you to the webchat operator

<time passes>

"Hello. Can I have your name please"

clickety click

"Account number"

Clickety click

"Postcode"

Where's the "bloody off" button?

ExoMars parachutes just about good enough to land rover safely on the Red Planet

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time schedule seems difficult

Shipping (ie fully tested, assembled and packed for mounting) in March/April yet they are still talking about more testing and possibly making improvements ... that is really pushing the time envelope.

UK government has 'no clear plan' for replacing ageing legacy IT estate, MPs report

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Re: None at all @John Robson

"Do some stuff. Waffle waffle... IT... world-beating... exponential... fight this battle... crush the enemy..."

I believe that was actually

"Do some stuff. Hic ego dico stercore anserem integrum. IT... world-beating expenditure... exponential financial outlay... fight this battle and privatise ... crush the people ..."

Amazon fined €1.13bn by Italy's antitrust authorities for abusing its power

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Amazon is a store

Don't understand.

If you don't want to use Amazon because they charge too much, use their own courier networks or whatever then don't. Set up your own web site and do the other thing.

When Amazon stops you setting up that web site or uses it's market presence to undermine your trading structure *outside Amazon* then it is anti-competitive behaviour. What seems to be happening here is based on complaints around how Amazon works and charges internally. Traders could just walk away if they could do better.

Shocking: UK electricity tariffs are among world's most expensive

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That's true - Eon find it so difficult to supply they've changed their supply name to Eon Next Energy or some other twaddle ... :-(

It's the energy brokers that are finding it difficult - the generators and suppliers are raking it in, the brokers are betting on the outcome ... If it was indeed a fair and open market, the "green energy" suppliers would not have had a price hike when oil prices went up ...

Microsoft gives Notepad a minimalist makeover to match Windows 11 style

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Re: Pointless

Dark background, light text does not cause the pupil to contract too much as it's predominantly dark - vice versa causes immediate contraction of the pupil resulting in dim, hard to read text for those with retinal problems which is why dark+light text conforms to the UK DDA requirements. Helpfully I'm currently typing this into a well formatted, white page with dark text web page which I can't alter ... so much for DDA ...

Spar shops across northern England shut after cyber attack hits payment processing abilities

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Re: Cash Is King

Cash is king? I tend to agree from the point of security. The sudden plethora of 'card machines' that don't look like card machines ...

"Just bonk your card please ... sorry, can you insert your card as we have successfully taken a photo of your signature and a cvv and just need to skim the other information ..."

Helios-NG: An open-source cluster OS that links the Atari ST and Commodore Amiga

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Oooo ... transputers :-)

Transputers caused much dribblage when I pretended to be a comp sci student.

Had to learn parallel processing techniques and Occam ... Very confused lectures, resulting in an unforgettable question from a student to a young lecturer "... but aren't you making this up as you go along?" The lecturer admitted that the stuff was so new that he was about a day ahead of us ... at which point we all softened our attitudes towards him as we realised that he was trying to keep us on the crest of a technology wave ... even if it meant buying the worst value book in history "The Occam Programming Manual" by Inmos which had multiple pages inscribed with the phrase "this page is intentionally left blank".

BadgerDAO DeFi defunded as hackers apparently nab millions in crypto tokens

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It is becoming more apparent that the phrase "wallet filled with digital currency" is the financial equivalent of "Boy racers who remove their headlights to save weight".

Want to buy your own piece of the Pi? No 'urgency' says Upton of the listing rumours

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Re: Share price??

Is 3.14cm the average circumference of a raspberry? Is the raspberry an El Reg officially sanctioned unit?

Nuclear fusion firm Pulsar fires up a UK-built hybrid rocket engine

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I must admit that if you're "successfully" working on one technology why would you also be working on another system that has (basically) already been done, dusted and proved in multiple ways? Smells of smoke, mirrors and financial wizardry to me.

It's 2021 and someone's written a new Windows 3.x mouse driver. Why now?

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Need a copy of this ...

https://www.wob.com/en-gb/books/microsoft-press/microsoft-mouse-programmer-s-reference/9781556151910

Oh, and a 5 1/4 drive to run the examples :-)

UK data guardian challenges government proposals on automated decision-making

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Nothing to see here ...

Actually, it wasn't the Government but the AI system that decided to share all your data with a massive multi-national in return for a huge fee paid in a brown crypto-envelope and a peerage for Malcolm, so I'm afraid you can't sue us...

Amazon tells folks it will stop accepting UK Visa credit cards via weird empty email

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Straw poll required

When will they announce 'a deal has been struck"?

a) Just before Christmas

b) just after Christmas

c) two days before the policy is due to start ...?

There's too much money (hundreds of millions) of "profit" (quoted as obviously Amazon don't make profit on any of those transactions ...) on both sides to not do the deal ...

Trouble is, lurking in the background is the general increase in financial fees. A charity I know refuse to take membership cheques any more as they cost too much to process, credit card fees have gone up and banking, which was relatively cheap for the charity, has more than quadrupled in cost. Hell, they even get charged for depositing cash in a bank that's ten miles away, now only opens two hours in the middle of the day and don't provide night safe facilities. Financial organisations are fleecing their customers and nobody is shouting (apart from Amazon who, to be fair, try to equally fleece everyone ...) I used to get annoyed at "old people" who kept their cash under the creaky floorboard and refused to used banking services ... I'm starting to think they were right.

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"AmEx has a tonne more benefits including better travel services, medical insurance (useful when visiting the UK from the EU now) and vastly reduced car hire prices.

Oh and their customer service just seems to work when you need it."

FFS, am I on Which? Credit Card's site?

Another brick in the (kitchen) wall: Users report frozen 1st generation Google Home Hubs

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Re: Why is Google not liable for damages?

I would suggest a slightly different opinion. An optional upgrade that *you* choose to apply which fails could *possibly* be deemed your problem (I don't agree with that point of view but hear me out ...)

If however the supplier insists that your device, for continued operation, is automatically updated by that supplier, then I would suggest the full and continued operation of that device is the responsibility of the supplier. In the UK at least, I believe consumer law still decrees that goods should continue to be fit for purpose for a reasonable lifetime - electrical equipment used to be ten years from purchase - otherwise there was a reasonable case to claim recompense from the manufacturer/supplier. I'm not sure whether Brexit has changed that rule but I don't believe so.

In this case, a device being bricked by the supplier when only three years old (deliberately or otherwise) certainly contravenes the 'reasonable lifetime' clause ...

I'll have to look into the depths of the consumer regulations but I'm sure suggested reasonable lifetimes are still there.

A 'national security' issue: UK.gov blocks Nvidia's Arm deal for now, inserts deeper probe

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Can anyone explain ...

why the UK government has any ultimate power over the sale of a foreign owned company, obviously considered in the past not not to be a financial or security concern to the UK because it was allowed to be sold to that overseas investment group? HM Gov had the legitimate option to control the company before it left UK ownership but currently it isn't a UK company any more than Toyota or The Tokyo Scorchio-Noodle Emporium.

Let us give thanks that this November, Microsoft has given us just 55 security fixes, two of which are for actively exploited flaws

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I think it's amazing ...

that it's nearly Christmas ... of 2021 ... and we are still seeing the phrase

"it's a bug that allows remote code execution if the victim opens a maliciously crafted file."

How come nearly 30 years of hurt and experience hasn't snuffed this method out?

Rolls-Royce set for funding fillip to build nuclear power stations based on small modular reactor technology

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Re: Compost Heap

That is a valid statistic however the majority of the fusion takes place within a very small proportion of it's volume so it is a misleading statistic when it comes to power generation.

Truck, sweet truck: Volvo's Chinese owner unveils methanol/electric truck with bathroom and kitchen

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Not sure about the reason for a (presumably) methanol fuel cell but the swap out battery option seems a good idea given current charging technology. If it could be automated so much the better - pull up, hit the button and wait much like a car wash ...

Reg reader returns Samsung TV after finding giant ads splattered everywhere

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Re: Can you opt out of the data collection on smart TVs?

Wasn't there a ruling (many moons ago) that MS Windows licence was unenforceable as you had to open the product seal before you read that "opening the seal implies acceptance of the licence"? Isn't this a similar situation - you have to open and install the unit before finding that you are implicitly accepting the terms of data collection? That (in cookie terms) would certainly be illegal as you are not being given the clear option to decide what data can be collected before it is collected.

However that is one of two points here which have been muddled, data collection is one part (not the primary target of the article), the second being advertising on the (in my experience) Freeview EPG. Now, as the EPG is part of the Freeview service which declares itself free to all users, isn't this advert injection unfairly "charging" some users with additional advertising overhead? Interesting to hear Freeview's take on this ... or perhaps they also take a cut ...

Beijing fingers foreign spies for data mischief, with help from consulting firm

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Re: Metrological data

but perhaps it's Chinese weather detailing the words "smog" and "pollution"? Perhaps cargo manifests listed "cheap tat for the UK Christmas buying muppets" or "iPhone clones", or airline manifests detailing "holiday jaunts for the autocracy"?

None of them are "security issues" in Western eyes but all would be 'sensitive information' for the Chinese authorities.

Huawei reportedly set to salvage honor with sale of server x86 business

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Just an opinion

I believe that Huawei will use their massive Chinese (and non sanctioned trading partners) to actually build their r&d and product base, increase self reliance and thus become more dominant in the world. I think that the US sanctions based to a large extent on protectinism will come to bite the US-centric world hard in a few years time.

Joint UK-Oz probe finds face-recognition upstart Clearview AI is rubbish at privacy

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Re: Ten billion images in its databases

They will ideally have multiple images as part of the training - ten images of hypothetical person Malcolm X would make identification of that face more accurate from less than ideal photos. How many images could they scrape from Average Joe's social media presence, 10? 100? These are not just those posted by Average Joe but also those shared with Average Joe. The numbers rapidly add up. I suspect the whole of Alabama (for instance) could probably give 1bn training pictures for "id" delivery to the local law enforcement ... not inferring anything, just a totally random state you understand. Even His Trumpyness' historic media presence would probably generate tens of thousands of shared hits ...

I wonder how they associate id with any photograph - I would assume that any "image X is heavily associated with Profile Y" to allow further investigation rather than putting a name to a face ...

Zuckerberg wants to create a make-believe world in which you can hide from all the damage Facebook has done

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I may be wrong ...

but he's declared that his virtual reality headsets will be sold below cost.

Doesn't that immediately undermine every company selling VR kit at a sensible profit?

If that is indeed the case, isn't this declaring that Facebook is using its monopolistic position to undermine other businesses around the world?

Isn't that saying "get the lawyers ready for anti-competitive behaviour" court battles for the next ten years?

The trouble with Zuckenberg is 7/8 of what his company does isn't visible on the surface ...

31-year-old piece of hardware not working very well: Hubble telescope back in safe mode over 'synchronization issues'

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Re: JWST is not a new HST

So a "cheap 6.5m lightweight monolithic mirror" was launching in a 5.4m diameter Ariane5 fairing? Something not quite right there ...

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Re: "servicing the HST is no longer viable"...

I heard the UK Space Agency got a budget last week to buy some more rockets. After a full investigation and tendering exercise to get best value for the UK taxpayer they found Asda were selling them cheap ...

Cisco to face trial over trade secrets theft, NDA breach claims after losing attempt to swat Leadfactors lawsuit

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ConnectBeam was contacted in 2008 for some discussions, Cisco said thanks for talking to us and walked away. ConnectBeam subsequently collapsed "as it had lost its biggest customer" ... Was Cisco purchasing from / making some kind of financial investment in ConnectBeam or is "the customer" someone else entirely?

No doubt Cisco probably did steal IP - that's the way of big corp nowadays - but I don't understand the background.

UK science suffers as lawmakers continue to dither over Brexit negotiations

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Great deal in the offing ...

Backdate all contributions to Jan 2021 and allow participation from whenever the discussions are done - next month, next year ...2023? Here's my foot, I'll hand you the gun ... but promise not to charge me too much for my hospital treatment.

Online harms don’t need dangerous legislation, they need a spot of naval action

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Re: There's still the old problem

Here is one of the big problems - the focus has moved from a semi-objective "man on the Clapham omnibus" to a subjective "ooh, that upset me".

Actually I believe it has all to often moved another step to "ohh, that may have upset someone else". That is where the mission-creep needs to be watched. Allowing people to take offence by proxy can potentially result in a stick to beat all and sundry.

Cleanup on aisle C: Tesco app back online after attack led to shopping app outages

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Re: Bald Tony - What a twat!

keep on the lookout for shady characters dipping chips in mayonnaise ...

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Re: Is this the Dail Mail?

I believe baldtony is related to Facebook Margaret who is apparently leading authority on global pandemics, virus transmission vectors, nail varnish and whether Greggs is currently open in Wakefield.

Bad news, AMD fans: This week's Windows 11 update didn't fix your performance woes (they may be worse)

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"... windows ME (yeah I'm old)"

Some people are such barstewards ...

Microsoft slices Windows 11 update size by 40% (no, not by cutting hardware support)

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Re: I'm confused...

"How large is the snapshot and does the machine have room for it? (Consider especially old laptops.)"

You are joking? I don't believe "Windows 11" and "old laptops" are allowed to be used in the same sentence excepting possibly "Why would anyone bother installing Windows 11 on old laptops?"