* Posts by Andy The Hat

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NASA gives IXPE observatory the Ctrl-Alt-Del treatment to make it talk sense

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Collaboration from the Italian Space Agency ...

Having fought with Italian electricals, why am I not surprised to see spurious electrolical sognils ...?

Swift enters safe mode over gyro issue while NASA preps patch to shake it off

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Re: Amazing

"One gyro breaks and it breaks down, no automatic roll over when it fails."

Oh the irony! :-)

Apple to settle class action for $490 million after Tim overcooked China outlook

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Re: Sour Grapes are a Gripe when Local Apples are Treated Better than Imported Oranges

There was far more than a passing comment concerning Autonomy's accounts (allegedly).

The world of stock markets is based on statistics, opinions and whispers and, occasionally, facts. That's why there are laws concerning financial declarations that obfuscate the facts.

Japan's first private satellite launch imitates SpaceX's giant explosions

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I thought that but it appeared that the trajectory of the vehicle (what was left of it) took it a good distance from the pad, yet the pad infrastructure was well alight. My guess is that the significant "anomaly" occurred almost at launch rather than after liftoff, probably with the 2nd stage liquid fuel system. Perhaps a few tons of fuel dumped on the pad and a major imbalance of the vehicle would be less than optimal ...

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This is very unfortunate but demonstrates exactly why everybody (including "joyriders") should remember space flight is both difficult and dangerous.

NASA's FY2025 budget request means tough times ahead for Chandra and Hubble

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"...having managed more than 24 years of a planned five-year mission ..."

Pah! Can't celebrate until it approaches 60 years of a five year mission ... :-)

Stratolaunch's air-launched test vehicle hits supersonic speed

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Re: Optional

I think he said exactly that, to paraphrase "... the wingspan is bigger than something that is smaller."

Ok, so not exactly, or even vaguely close, but technically accurate :-)

Supermium drags Google Chrome back in time to Windows XP, Vista, and 7

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a plan

If there was only a way of installing security/driver updates in Win 7 (or even win10 in the future) so many of us would be happy ...

If MS charged $15pa it would make them as much money as their average os lifetime ($100 over 7years perhaps), would be ongoing income and they wouldn't have to employ "coders" to produce awful new crapware ...

Watchdog calls for more plugs, less monopoly in EV charging network

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Re: Not a real problem

How long do you spend in the loo? And no, I don't associate stopping at Waitrose for 30l of fuel with that sort of convenience.

Nozzle selection issues? Been driving for long enough to realise what size and colour my nozzle is.

Much cleaner and safer to refuel - that's a tick. But paying three times the market price for the same electrons as feed my house is not reasonable (before you say it, that includes their charges for that infrastructure too). And just wait for the screams when the 65%(ish) fuel duties currently levied on petrol and diesel is transferred to charger stations ...! This does unfairly hit the less well off, those who live in rented properties, above the ground floor or with no off-road parking who physically or economically can't have chargers fitted to their homes.

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Re: Not a real problem

People don't realise running a hybrid on stale fuel isn't a good idea. "I haven't filled up for a year" means I'm running of fuel with an no ethanol left, throwing more crap into the atmosphere than a normal engine because of incomplete combustion and varnishing up the internals of the engine ...

Refill a hybrid little and often ...

Micron New York mega fab faces an environmental exam

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"Think of the frogs"

I failed to notice reference to frogs in the article ...

Were there frogs? Are there frogs? Will there be frogs in future? Did the frogs (if any) formally object to the plan or are they amphibious about it?

What is the total size of the facility in frog leaps?

So little information ...

NASA's Mars Sample Return Program struggles to get off the drawing board

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Seems a bit short sighted

I could not understand why the designers intentionally collected samples using a rover and left them like breadcrumbs on the surface which necessarily requires a second rover to follow the trail to collect them up for return. The only extra mass to move about is the content of the sample tubes which is not significant. Why not collect, store and recover from the final location of the rover with no requirement for a second rover which would have to travel between 1x and 2x the distance covered by the original ...?

Lenovo to offer certified refurbished PCs and servers

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Great idea until some os vendor locks down their system to only run on newer hardware ...

Chinese PC-maker Acemagic customized its own machines to get infected with malware

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Re: AceMagic?

Here's what you could have lost ...

Intel urges businesses to undergo AI PC facelift with vPro update

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Re: 47% increase in what, exactly?

Not exactly an office application though. Will it stop the rotating blue wheel of annoyance or let me type faster, I think not. I agree that for many office applications a 10 year old i3 is more than enough.

It's all the adver-crap piled on top and the insistence that everything heads up a shared piece of wet string that slows stuff down ...

Fox News 'hacker' turns out to be journalist whose lawyers say was doing his job

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Re: Wallbox

"could potentially be exploited to turn them all on at the same time, causing a sudden drain on the power grid."

This would only be an issue if vehicles were plugged in and actually required charging (otherwise there would be no load). Heaven forbid that owners would actually need to go to work in the morning ...

To be honest, if the grid is that susceptible to load variation I'd not be looking at the chargers but the National Grid resilience plans.

NASA warns as huge solar flare threatens comms, maybe astronauts too

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Re: A, B, C, . . M ?

Easy,

Average flare

Big flare

Considerable flare

Massive flare

eXtreme flare

Dumping us into ad tier of Prime Video when we paid for ad-free is 'unfair' – lawsuit

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"Wilbert Napoleon"? That's just fantastic!

Download those deed poll forms for change of name ... then Hollywood here I come :-)

WATSON picks up slack on Mars for SHERLOC as Perseverance gadgets show age

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Re: Ingenuity also far outlived all expectations before its retirement.

No.

"... lasting years longer meant that extra staff and budget had to be allocated to them" is incorrect.

The beancounters always have the option to kill the mission on the due date. They never "had to" increase the budget or continue to fund the project, the budgetary decision was made to do so.

The only thing to consider is the pressure of a functioning multi-million/billion dollar project being shut down simply for the want of relatively little funding ...

Venus has a quasi-moon and it's just been named 'Zoozve' for a sweet reason

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Facepalm

I really should watch fewer ads on tv

My first question was "What's the name of your favourite rock?"

Infosys enjoyed a boom in UK government invoices in 2023

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I can't argue against a big company being one of many on a framework for competitive tendering - if it wasn't there you could ask why.

The question, which hasn't been answered, is whether any contracts awarded have *not* be awarded in the economic and professional interest of the taxpayer. If that was to be shown there would be a massive issue to answer for (which they wouldn't do but that's another issue). Otherwise, every politician seemingly has a snout in a trough somewhere ... It's only when the pigman gives them extra feed or obstructs access to the trough that it becomes a problem ...

Chrome engine devs experiment with automatic browser micropayments

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Re: I see a serious issue with the idea

But we'll end up with the hundreds of auto reloads of the page, pop-unders and pop-ups (from the days when dodgy websites did that) which auto close to not hassle the user ... Each one makes a small amount but a hundred from each visitor soon makes money. And what happens if the page references material on another page - does the live link get charged too? So many holes, so much profit ...

Ukraine claims Russian military is using Starlink

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So the Russian ambassador to the US discussed the Russian military's nuclear strategy with Musk?

As in all war, and on all sides, there is propaganda, deliberate misinformation and a small sliver of truth ...

Australia passes Right To Disconnect law, including (for now) jail time for bosses who email after-hours

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Unfortunately for Britain, our politicians suck various parts of whoever is incumbent in the US, so we do get lumbered without a vote ...

Joint European Torus experiments end on a 69 megajoules high

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Re: On the right track?

The issue is that it "still could be on the right track" - as it was 20 years ago! 2035 onwards will indicate whether that's still the case or whether we'll be waiting until 2045 to see whether we can both produce commercial quantities of energy and produce it economically, then 2065 before we have half a dozen plants in Europe the with the output of Sizewell ... Can't help feeling that it's an incredible science experiment but will not have a commercial future ...

At the moment, we should be ploughing government money into a bucketload of solar farms where it's sunny, a bucketload of windfarms where it's windy, a bucketload of tidal plants where it's err tidally and some massive interconnects to distribute it across political boundaries.

The spyware business is booming despite government crackdowns

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Re: " The spyware business is booming despite government crackdowns"

Why would those companies bother with commercial spyware when you already give them your data on a plate?

CERN seeks €20B to build a bigger, faster, particle accelerator

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What is it aiming to produce? The LHC designers sort of had an idea of what they thought they were looking for (the Higgs) and pitched it at the energies they thought it occupied ... "Dark matter" means nothing - is it 140GeV or 200TeV?

EU repair rights bill tells manufacturers to fix up or ship out

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This looks good on paper ... but

Assuming good intentions, how this will operate?

Intrinsically repairable products, like portable drills and saws, where manufacturers such as Milwaukee, Dewalt and Hilti did supply *all* parts as spares, are starting to become uneconomic to repair due to supply of only large "modules" which basically make something economically unrepairable. Eg, instead of supplying a battery connector, motor controller, switch and a field winding as individual spares, the entire unit is homologated into a single, expensive spare part (even if the items are physically joined by spade connectors) so, if you only need a £5 switch, you have to buy a £150 "motor assembly" to repair your £99 drill ... I've just replaced an off-the-shelf diode in an LED lighting control unit - about £30 of parts and labour - to fix what is otherwise only available as a £250+vat replacement board from the supplier ...

Where does a consumer's "right to repair" get obstructed by manufacturers "working the system"?

That's not the web you're browsing, Microsoft. That's our data

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At what point does the license agreement for the suspected update (perpetrator of this behaviour) state that this is a valid thing to do - not only where in the agreement but at what point in time is it presented to the user? Would that be a "fair" or legitimate clause in law? After all, if I wrote a clause for a package that, half way through the "essential security update" said in paragraph 7.6 of a linked license agreement "I will take any data I want from any apps on your machine and save it to my remote server" I believe (and hope) it would be thrown out of court as "unfair terms and conditions" at the very least, a potential violation of the Computer Misuse Act, or GDPR at worst (as I wasn't clearly consenting to that behaviour).

Be an interesting one ... do I feel a visit to an Irish Court coming on?

Tesla power steering probe upgraded after thousands more incidents reported

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Re: Lucky for them...

"all the safety framework"

Since when were crappy plastic trims and decoration safety related? They are small because they've always been small, and smaller now because of all the fluff that Ford will tell you "the customers demand". And yes I can still drive a Fiesta and no, I still can't get my knees under the steering wheel.

Microsoft Edge ignores user wishes, slurps tabs from Chrome without permission

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Re: GDPR breach here we come

Hypothetically, a web address could be entered with username/password information allowing access to personal information. If that URL was slurped, wouldn't that be significantly overstepping the bounds for gdpr as it would give access to your private data ...?

Elon Musk's brain-computer interface outfit Neuralink tests its tech on a human

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Re: Why don't people see the bigger picture?

"So no, this is not "the holy grail" of anything. If it works, it's just a novel way of doing something, that is already possible, because prosthetics attached to remaining motoric nerves already exist."

I don't think you have *any* idea how significant being able to move an electronic pointer on a screen or move a single physical digit via a brain implant could be to some people ... (which has been attempted in the past but never with long term success). This is not about controlling a prosthetic so you can "fist pump" someone by tapping off existing motoric nerves (your Wiki reference), this is about the fundamental ability to communicate with the outside world or exhibit any physical control at a very basic level.

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Why don't people see the bigger picture?

This is scary technology and has been part of science fiction for decades yet is also the holy grail of human-computer interface design.

Instead of pointlessly criticising Musk because his name is Musk (which I admit is the base line here) why not critique the potential of the technology - all the way from utterly life changing for a paraplegic or someone with MND up to scary when it becomes a cosmetic system so that Taylor Swift can interface with her flock of pet hamsters ...

If it doesn't work it's just another experiment that's failed but if it works it will be a step on the way to the biggest "advance" in computing since the on button was invented.

UK lawmakers say live facial recognition lacks a legal basis

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What are people worried about?

'... "a resilient and highly accurate system" to search all databases of images the police can access.'

The great bastion of democracy, China, has been doing this successfully for ages with no issues so why shouldn't we? I'm sure Hikvision have a few camera systems they can sell off cheaply.

Japan's lander wakes up, takes blurry snap of Moon

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"they didn't have any sort of sensors ..."

Why didn't I think of that? Doh! Try watching the landing sequence (search engines are available) which was transmitted live and was constructed *only* from multiple live streams of sensor data.

Tesla hacks make big bank at Pwn2Own's first automotive-focused event

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I believe the correct English translation is "Loadsa' money!".

That runaway datacenter power grab is the best news for net zero this century

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Re: Zero

... nearly every politician who is given such decision making power then?

Lukewarm reception for Microsoft's Copilot Pro amid performance, cost grumbles

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Can't be coincidence that Copilot is an anagram of "Clip too" ...

White goods giant fires legal threats to unplug open source plugin

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Re: If anyone should be taken down, it's Haier

You miss the (network) point - LAN is not enough! It is essential for you to be able to view to the real time washing status of your underpants whilst at work ... apparently.

Whatever happened to the start button and the finished light? The last time I checked not one of these machines had a "sort washing", "put washing into washing machine", "empty washing machine" or "hang out washing" option on either the dial or the unfathomably deep menu system, so what's the point? Am I a dinosaur or is the world becoming increasingly techno-pointless.

Politicos demand full list of Fujitsu's public sector contract wins in wake of Post Office scandal

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"what processes the department has in place to measure the performance of any contracts"

When has the performance of any contract been measured by the Government? How many red-listed contracts have had significant changes, unless the Government wanted to do an about face? The NAO basically ends up urinating into a westerly ...

Has any contract that ends up 2, 3 or even 4 times over budget ever impacted on future contracts awarded to that company which then turn out to be 2, 3 or 4 times over budget or fail?

Having said that, in this case I think Fujitsu is being made a scapegoat for the fundamental mismanagement by the Post Office. MPs are just trying to deflect blame away from the PO management and its Government overseers. It is the *Post Office*, who bought a faulty system from ICL, *they* should have been auditing and checking *their own figures* and identifying faults in that new system to report to Fujitsu for full rectification (sorry, just had a flash of Electroboom ...)

Rule one of bespoke software purchase is never assume it's bug free or even correct out of the door ...

NASA lost contact with Mars helicopter Ingenuity, then managed to find it again

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1000 days

... and they still haven't planted a spud ...

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Re: Measurements

Perhaps the size of Wales and 100 whales deep.

Microsoft touts migration to Windows 11 as painless, though wallets may disagree

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Re: Small to invisible

Micrometric improvement?

Makes me wonder if Win10 to Win11 is Microsoft's vision of Sinclair's "quantum leap"?

Combination of cheap .cloud domains and fake Shark Tank news fuel unhealthy wellness scams

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Re: Aahh... yeah.

I'll have you know I heat both my second mansion in Scotland and my Tesla batteries using but a single tealight in a flowerpot, whilst simultaneously shrinking my prostate with triple filtered Highland Spring and a crystal of purest Green ... spam pah! :-)

Microsoft prices new Copilots for individuals and small biz vastly higher than M365 alone

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This is the future

Even more carp on the interwebs based on the learned abilities of a limited number of copyright-free monkeys, gleaned, summarised and slowly vomited forth by machines with the intelligence of bricks on a creative writing course for thick bricks.

Tesla owners in deep freeze discover the cold, hard truth about EVs

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Had a similar issue reported with "stop start" technology on certain models in the UK.

Get caught in a traffic jam which moves occasionally. The car starts, pulls forward and cuts the engine after a few seconds exactly as designed. This particular model could not have auto-stop disabled which meant after an estimated 13 engine start stop cycles the battery died ... Wonderful in theory but implementation has to be correct for it to work well in real life.

Crippled Peregrine lunar lander set for fiery return to Earth in matter of days

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Burn baby ... oh you've gone out ...

"We achieved a 200 millisecond burn"

I wonder how long it takes to decide they have generated a stable burn as opposed to some explosive ignition? Perhaps they are just pleased to be able to initiate any sort of re-ignition cycle.

Musk claims that venting liquid oxygen caused Starship explosion

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Re: Enough with the Elon Musk Snark

The big hole left was, by definition, not full of anything apart from hole ...

The concrete was up to 2' thick, reinforced, refractory grade stuff and basically you can't buy better for that application.

Unfortunately the rocket, being the most powerful ever built, took one look and decided "Puny concrete! Hulk smash!" and dug out the crater (although, strangely, it may have started to produce a crater *first* which caused the pad to fail ...)

NASA, Lockheed Martin reveal subtly supersonic X-59 plane

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Re: Unwieldy

My concern are not the little things like windscreens but if the "1/3 nose" is a requirement then it becomes (a) a weight issue for an industry where weight costs money and (b) a size issue for access to ground facilities. In addition, if the top mounted engine set very low in the fuselage is a design requirement that becomes a capacity restriction.

So, it's quiet, quick and looks great but as a significant passenger vehicle will be too big for terminals and have a low passenger capacity, therefore would at best be developed as a billionaires' private jet ...

Infosys co-founder doubles down on call for 70-hour work weeks

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Remember the company mantra, "Enjoy working for very little, be enthused by the size of the company profits, then go away and die!"