* Posts by defiler

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UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Absolutely flabbergasted

I expected a split vote, but not a unanimous decision that the Government was wrong.

The only thing missing was for Lady Hale to drop the microphone at the end. That was a hard slap.

Calling all the Visual Basic snitches: Keep quiet about it and so will he...

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Re: Bending the rules to breaking point

Yeah - you're right. In truth that place was a toxic environment, but I never really realised until I was out of it. Spoke to others who felt the same way after "The Event".

That said, the pool of toxicity just went along the road and started again.

One of life's little lessons that cost me a significant amount of mental anguish and money. If I knew then etc etc...

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Re: Bending the rules to breaking point

Nope. I was much less paranoid then.

Funnily enough, I was fucked over by that company. Much later, in a completely different way, and I was collateral damage to the large number of other people who got shafted. :-/

Edit - and that CEO and his PA were both gone by then.

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Bending the rules to breaking point

I was once pulled into the CEO's office of the biggest privately-owned IFA in Scotland by his PA who wanted me to take a client's signature on one document, scan it, clean it all up and make it sparkle, and then print it onto a Power of Attorney declaration.

"It's all above-board - we've got his permission to do it."

I pointed out that there was no way I was going near that document, and there was no way they could make me go near that document. Then I left the room and got back to proper work that my conscience could cope with.

BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump

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Halfway there.

A better DOS than DOS, a better Windows than Windows.

And yes, I can testify to that. I had it as my daily driver when games were on DOS. Worked great until I got a Diamond Orchid for 3DFX tastiness. At least that's a card you can ditch, with recent versions of Dosbox.

You better get a wiggle on then: BT said to be mulling switching off UK's copper internets by 2027

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Oof. I remember the old Xerox Phasers. With the wax sticks, yeah?

They were beasts. Forty minutes to start up, and another forty to shut down. And god forbid you move it when it was on.

Yeah - that'll take a big UPS.

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Fair play for covering yourself in these shitty short outages. We had a load of them last summer, and I eventually got round to replacing the batteries in the old UPS I have hanging about. All my server stuff is covered now. My RPis generally aren't (although I have a couple running on PoE).

I'm going to shift my wireless access point to PoE (to tidy up the cabling), so that'll be done, but I've idly considered shunting the Openreach VDSL modem over. It would probably make more sense to hook up the DECT base station that way instead. That way everything runs off the SmartUPS in the garage.

/me acknowledging that I'm not exactly at the centre of that same bell-curve either.

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Re: Not my expertise

Not a popular opinion, it would seem. My bugbear with Virgin in that they seem to think it's perfectly sensible to warn customers of "network maintenance" which will "require downtime", which will happen during a weekday, with a window of 8am to 6pm.

On a business contract.

If somebody can tell me what bloody use that is, I'm all ears. All of our customers who run Virgin, we've also added a second independent link via a different ISP on FTTC or channel-bonded ADSL. And it's saved them several times each.

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I remember years ago the Labour government announced that they were prioritising government tasks based on the number of column inches in the newspapers.

Can you think of a better way to get a knee-jerk government? I can't.

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That's nice, and very sensible, but can we all agree that you're way out on the edge of the bell-curve there?

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Re: Unrealistic is my first thought

I got downvotes around here for suggesting a similar thing. I agree completely - whilst we'd all love 10Gb up and down on a nice shiny bit of glass, in the real world we'd just like *everyone* to get a *decent* connection.

It's all noble aiming for the stars and all that, but perfect is the enemy of done. And if the fibre gets to the cabinet in the first tranche, the second hop to the premises can always be done later without wasting all the digging (although it would cost in equipment).

That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away

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Re: Changing her underwear to be cotton instead of nylon solved the problem.

I don't imagine there was much tolerance for repeated iterative testing of the proposed solution in a controlled environment.

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Re: Sometimes I miss...

My neighbour's dog misses his balls too. You can tell because he tries to steal every ball he can find. I don't know his opinion on mice.

Still, best dog ever!

Captain's coffee calamity causes transatlantic flight diversion

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Re: Cup-holding it wrong

Sorry, everyone. Posting on my phone which decided that 1000 was quite impressive. It's 10000.

And that means I've annoyed 10× as many of you as previously indicated.

To the bar!!

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Cup-holding it wrong

So the cockpit crew are using the same cups as the passengers? Fair enough. But those cups don't fit in the cockpit cup holders? That's a bit stupid.

Surely ill-fitting cups with lids is a worse idea than either using the correct cups throughout the plane or having interposers in the cockpit cup holders to shim them down to the size for the cups they use.

Neither would be as expensive as turning a long-haul plane around.

Also, I've broken 1000 upvotes! Thanks! /me feels warm and fuzzy.

Geo-boffins drill into dino-killing asteroid crater, discover extinction involves bad smells, chilly weather, no broadband internet...

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So you can just about manage to watch Shetland, in Shetland, on iPlayer.

So long as nobody else is on Netflix.

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Shetland's not smelly

Just saying. If you think it's smelly, you've not stepped outside the car outside of Lerwick harbour or Sullom Voe.

edit...

Also, can we never, ever use Fahrenheit, please?

Apple programs Siri to not bother its pretty little head with questions about feminism

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The old Volvo ones (maybe 10-15 years ago) were:

1) Expensive options

2) Horrendously slow to update the screen

3) Incredibly shrill when you took a wrong turn.

Amusingly, the only times I had wrong turns with one were at roundabouts, when the display lag meant that you couldn't be quite sure where you were coming off if the exits were close together. Consequently she'd tell you off for something that was entirely her damn fault. And I'm sure we've all had a navigator like that in the car at some point.

Stalking cheap Chinese GPS child trackers is as easy as 123... 456 – because that's the default password on 600k+ of these gizmos

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Re: When I were a lad ...

For the other side of that argument, when you hear on the news about kids going missing a 5-10-minute drive from where you live, that's going to spike your paranoia. And when the media loves to dwell on these cases because it spikes peoples' paranoia, it just reinforces the feeling that, as a parent, I can do something so I must do something.

My kids are just a little young yet for me to feel concerned about that, but when they're older I'd rather they had a phone instead, and felt empowered to call us if they have concerns rather than being snooped on all the time.

And yes, I cycled across Scotland a couple of times when I was a kid. Multi-day trips with my mates in youth hostels. Before I got flabby. Not saying you're wrong at all - I'm just saying that I understand the fear.

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

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Can they not just use a micrometer?

I can get some pretty accurate results with mine. I can even measure when somebody has used it and not cleaned the anvils.

Big bang theory: Was mystery explosion over New York caused by a meteor? Dunno. By a military jet? Maybe...

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Re: Probably just Hotblack Desiato warming up for their next gig

It does make me chuckle that they (used to) get threats and complaints from Douglas Adams fans, despite having been the inspiration.

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Good news Flash lovers! Microsoft won't be disabling it by default (so long as you use IE or old Edge)

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Re: "As with Chrome, Flash will need to be enabled on a site by site basis"

FYI, if you need Flash in Chrome in a corporate environment, you can whitelist sites via GPO.

Everyone remembers their first time: ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation'

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Re: Dodgy Excuses

What the ESA is really doing in such a low orbit is up for speculation.

Brainwashing satellites to thwart Brexit!!

Nige told me.

Divert the power to the shields. 'I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!'

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Re: chillers

Not the two I was in during the last week.

On the first one the hot aisles were pretty warm indeed, but the second one was quite temperate in most areas I visited. Power room was pretty warm.

Both sites had nice cool cold aisles, though, isolated from the hot aisles with containment all around. Were a few empty racks with no blanking panels though. Grr...

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Re: chillers

I'm doubtful a fire suppression system would cope with a large Lithium UPS explosion/fire.

Now here's where you run into your good old-fashioned Fire Triangle. You need a fuel, and oxidiser and a source of ignition. If the thing has already caught then the flame itself is the ignition source. The battery contains both the fuel and the oxidiser in close proximity, so fire suppressant can't get in there to separate the two.

That's why I think Lithium UPSs aren't a great idea. Sure, in some respects they're better than lead acid, but having seen some funny-shaped batteries which were swelling (and batteries that have ignited during discharge), I'd rather keep them out of the server room.

On an associated note, whilst I'm all for electric cars, I do worry what'll happen when the first load have dodgy enough batteries to catch fire whilst charging overnight. Because that fire is going to take a while to stop!

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

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Re: So, to sum up. . .

Well they had a debate on the Revoke Article 50 petition, but it was in a side room and none of the front benchers turned up.

Basically, it was ignored.

Sueball claims Tesla solar panels are so effective, they started fires at Walmart stores

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Re: Fools! They should have made sure their solar panels were inflammable!

Whoosh.

Linguo is dead...

Gotta catch up with your Simpsons, MB!

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Re: Fools! They should have made sure their solar panels were inflammable!

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

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Re: $deities have a sense of humor

@0laf

Sounds like some of the salesmen I spoke to when I was sizing up panels. One of them wanted £25k for a fairly basic installation (I think it was 10 panels). I was shocked and observed that "they'd better be gold-plated for that price!"

He replied that "absolutely - they're the best on the market."

I corrected myself "no, I mean literally plated with gold that I can scrape off with my keys to get back the difference in cost."

That's the point that he walked out.

Some of those fuckers were reptiles, preying on the elderly with a bit of cash put aside. As I said above, I paid about £10k in the end, and got 14 panels. Looks like the poor old fella in your home got conned.

Whilst I feel a little sad that the company I dealt with went under when the gold-rush ended (they were really professional at a good price), I'm glad that the thieving bastards also got hit. Sadly the thieving bastards will move on to another con.

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Re: $deities have a sense of humor

3.36kW here in Scotland. I've pumped out 20MWh in the 7 years, 11 months the system has been active. Cost me about £10k. In terms of electricity generated, it's probably about 25% of the way to paying itself off. In terms of the Feed-in Tariff, it'll have paid for itself by now.

It was off the roof for a few months whilst we had some work done.

Yes, it only generates in daylight. Yes it can be a bit spiky when there's scattered cloud. If you put enough of these panels in across the country that smooths the spikes out, and the roof is otherwise generally dead space. Yes I considered water heating panels, but the FIT swung it for me. No that's not the most environmentally sound choice I could have made. Yes the FIT has dropped, and so has the cost. Given they're half the price now, they'd pay for themselves in electricity generated in about 16 years, on a not-entirely-south-facing roof in Scotland.

Solar panels are not a panacea, but they're a useful tool for creating extra generation from dead space. And the economics (even without FIT) work out, at least in a domestic setting. The Feed-in Tariff does distort the economics a lot, but (for those who aren't aware), you earn three ways. Once for not paying for electricity that you'd otherwise import from the grid. Once for exporting half of your generated electricity to the grid (at wholesale rates), and once for the Feed-in Tariff, which the electricity company pays to fulfil their Renewables Obligation quota.

Oh, and the first thing the installer showed me was how to perform a safe shutdown, stopping the AC side first to cut the power flow before stopping the DC side, thereby preventing arcing.

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

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Re: Can't say white / black

I'm Scottish. We're not brown - we're blue. For a week in July we tend to turn scarlet, and then back to blue again.

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Re: Was it Tanker?

If L0phtcrack taught me one thing it's that Windows passwords were split into two sets of 7 characters and hashed separately. So a 7-character password was potentially more secure than an 8 or 9-character one, on the basis that if you decoded the letters at the end it may give you a clue to the letters at the start.

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Re: He should be proud that of that guy

Or even better, give them a ticket reference and make sure they know which label they're looking for. Then have them call back into the helpdesk using the number on the company directory, and hand over the asset ID and the ticket number.

Takes more time, but it means they're calling a trusted number.

RIP Danny Cohen: The computer scientist who gave world endianness meets his end aged 81

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Re: Endian of an era

Never programmed an Amiga, so I reduced it to familiar nomenclature. The point being that had there been a reliable memory allocation method then people would (maybe / probably?) have programmed for the APIs rather than hacking the silicon directly. And then those APIs could have been made backwards-compatible when AGA appeared.

I appreciate that all of this is trying to push back the tide. Intel wasn't holding back for anyone, and Cyrix and AMD were dragging that train along pretty fast at that time. Shame that so many of those non-x86 architectures got steamrolled in the end.

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Re: Endian of an era

Scalability of the copros was a serious issue. I read somewhere that the malloc() call in the OS would hand over memory but not actually verify if it was unused by another application. So if you wanted speed and stability, you bypassed the OS and went bare-metal. Problem is, that meant you programmed the custom chips directly instead of via an API, so when AGA appeared, half of the hacks stopped working.

I remember the quote in Edge magazine went along the lines of "half the A500 software doesn't work, but we don't know which half", which hardly inspired confidence.

If malloc() had worked properly then the API would have been useful, and could have been made backwards-compatible when AGA appeared.

Also, David Pleasance shows little hesitation in pointing out just how hard Mehdi Ali fucked up Commodore.

It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students

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Re: W98 was OK, but W95 and USB ..

25 minutes if you had the installation media on a second hard disc. CD drives weren't as fast as a spare Quantum Bigfoot...

Yeah - I had to play the persistent-reinstall game like that tii.

J'accuse! Amazon's Rekognition reckons 1 in 5 Californian lawmakers are crims in ACLU test

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I understand your point, but I disagree. These are people, not robots. The public shouldn't be party to their conversations about their families. They shouldn't be involved in their silly / lurid jokes. If our customers could hear some of the conversations we have, they'd be shocked. But these are private conversations, and even if it's the police they should remain private unless the video is required for an investigation.

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Counter-counterpoint: So you believe that police shooting civilians should never be evaluated or assessed after the fact? It's all well and good investigating the scene afterwards, but given the number of high-profile incidents where people have been harmed by police in the USA, it would be good to be able to establish that the police officer had good reason to believe that they or others around them were subject to a credible threat at the moment they fired a gun.

It's easy to condemn them afterwards by saying "but that person was unarmed", but if they had video evidence to show that the suspect snatched for something inside their coat then the police officer could easily be justified in defending themselves even if it only turned out to be a bus pass.

The best way to learn from a mistake is to see how the mistake was made.

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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

Well, that's where I suggested Blockchain. That way the evidence from bodycams becomes auditable by members of the public, without making the footage public. Forgive me because I'm way out of my depth on this one, but it seems ideal to me if every time footage were submitted to the digital vault it created a quick mess of metadata (start frame timestamp, end frame timestamp, camera serial number, officer the camera is assigned to, cryptographic hash of the actual video stream - or two, because they're not exactly big), that all gets digitally signed by the storage system, and that signed metadata is appended to a dedicated blockchain. That means that each officer's actions are recorded and the recordings are securely held out of sight, but evidence that the recording exists is available to everyone. And if a recording is tampered with then the checksums don't match up. If a second recording is submitted for that officer on that date, it's abundantly clear to the public that a duplicate has been submitted (or more importantly, a different video for the day).

Most people won't care. Most people who care won't know how to replay the blockchain. But the Venn diagram will have enough people who care, and who can verify the evidence in the vault, so that final oversight of the recordings can be held by the public themselves.

I'm slightly startled because I may have uncovered a genuine, real-world purpose for blockchains.

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My point to the blockchain aspect is to retain a public ledger of each video, so that if the file is tampered with, everyone can see it. Members of the public could conceivably maintain their own copies of that information without having the underlying video, but if the video that turns up in an investigation or a hearing has a checksum that differs from the blockchain copy that everyone can maintain then everyone knows to cry foul.

No I don't know how that would work, because I'm not really a fan of blockchain. I'm throwing it in as a method of having a persistent record that can't be altered but can be audited by all.

Totally with you on the telemetry though. We were asked to consider evidence systems including body cameras, and comprehensive telemetry was amongst the things we put forward. And checksums upon checksums. Never did the blockchain thing though - that's just something I suggested here for accountability to the public.

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Yes, I agree that the video shouldn't be subject to mining. It should be stored intact, with checksums. That's all.

If an incident occurred with the officer or their partner, or in a location that they've visited within a time period (to be determined, but hours to days, not years), that video can be reviewed by a person.

It does need to be regulated, yes. Maybe I'm a hopeless optimist on that one!

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Agree with the second part, but they need to be built so that they can't be switched off. How long is a shift? Make sure the battery life will exceed that after 5 years, and make sure they switch on the moment they're out of the charging cradle.

If an officer repeatedly damages their camera, that's grounds for disciplinary proceedings (or at least billing them for the cameras). And you'll have footage of them damaging the camera.

No, it's not perfect. But I think it's generally a good idea.

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I may be unpopular on this one, but I'm all for police wearing bodycams.

The police aren't everywhere. Everyone knows this, especially criminals, so having them wear bodycams doesn't mean blanket surveillance. In fact, it's only blanket surveillance of the police themselves.

In the event that a controversy arises regarding a police encounter, the camera footage can be reviewed (or used as evidence for either party), ensuring that actions taken by the police were fair and reasonable (and stupid stuff like unarmed civilians being shot because they approached a police car can be appraised).

It's a high-pressure job, and sometimes they're expected to make snap decisions with serious consequences. If their overview board can see the actual circumstances in which these decisions were made then it could help to sort out good cops from bad cops.

I wouldn't suggest making all bodycam footage public - that's going too far, as I feel that's invading the police officers' privacy, offering random members of the public the opportunity to covertly observe locations, and opening graphic footage of violence and deaths to voyeurs, but it should be available under a court order.

Also, and I'm going to stick my neck out even further here, if the footage were cryptographically signed and then stored in a digital vault, a checksum could be appended to some form of blockchain (yeah - I feel dirty at that bit too) which would allow public oversight to ensure that recordings weren't tampered with without leaving a trail.

So that's my 10p on that one. If you feel that I'm being a lunatic, I'd love to hear a counterpoint.

Security? We've heard of it! But why be a party pooper when there's printing to be done

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Re: 12345

On the thought of weird OWA security problems, way back when I had an air-conditioning meltdown in the server room, and the servers cooked (no environmental monitoring until after this event). Only lost a couple of drives and no data, but cutting off the VMware hosts cold (sorry) caused a weird permissions corruption.

Basically it gave Authenticated Users read access to all the mailboxes on Exchange 2003. If you could login as yourself, you'd be able to read anyone's email.

It was a couple of months before I noticed (and I checked through the IIS logs to make sure nobody else had discovered it). Took the permissions back off again, but that was an odd one.

Quick question, what the Hull? City khazi is a top UK tourist destination

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Re: Pedant's corner

Loch lochy. Somebody really ran out of inspiration on that one.

Tor pedos torpedoed again, this time Feds torpedo four Tor pedos – and keep how they unmasked dark-web scumbags under wraps

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Re: The group used encryption and cryptography

So I've got to post my PIN to the cash machine? I mean, okay - I never have cash worth talking about anyway, but isn't the latency going to be hell? That's going to leave a queue.

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Do they do a lot of gazing there?

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

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Yeah. Would also (mostly) work. You'd find that the document had big borders at the top and bottom, though, and things like letterheads wouldn't fit. On the other hand if you bin the job and wait for the user to shout, you can fix the problem properly at the source.

It's a more direct solution than I'd like to use, but a more comprehensive solution in the end.

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Re: Radiation Leak

Chernobyl was easily detected because during the cold war everybody was looking for radiation; who'd like to bet that nobody is looking these days?

Nah - not entirely. The same Swedish lab that picked up Chernobyl's scent also found airborne isotopes a couple of years ago, so they're still watching at least.

Annoyingly I can't find a source, but I read it on El Reg.