* Posts by defiler

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Heads up from Internet of S*!# land: Best Buy's Insignia 'smart' home gear will become very dumb this Wednesday

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Re: Nooo

It's just another part of your life hooked into your phone.

I know I'm a bit of a luddite on this one, but I don't want to make payments using my phone. If I lose / break my phone that means I've also lost / broken my wallet.

I also don't want my phone to be my car key. If I lose / break my phone that means I've also lost / broken my ride home.

The future is full of homeless people, lost in a strange city with no money and no contact, who only became that way because the battery on their phone went flat.

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Re: Mass extinction?

Take a breath, John. It'll be okay.

And yeah, I've had smart TVs (whole features I've tried to use) shut them all off one by one instead of updating the apps, to the point where my tellies no longer have internet connections.

RPi 3 + OSMC. HDMI and no pissing about. Done, and all the tellies in the house share the same media library, the same tuners and the same PVR.

In an irritatingly retro touch, though, my Sony Android TV won't let me use 4OD and a couple of others because it wants an aerial plugged in. Sorry, pal, but my aerial gets as far as the minisatip machines in the attic...

If you're going to exploit work's infrastructure to torrent, you better damn well know how to hide it

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Especially when The Register had their own league table. I remember chasing down Richer Sounds for their spot in the table...

I probably spent a fair bit on work's electricity bill.

IT protip: Never try to be too helpful lest someone puts your contact details next to unruly boxen

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Even after he'd left...

My first experience of having to fix a Citrix system was at Scottish Equitable. Their IT had been outsourced to Computacenter, and I was one of the contractors hauled in (since I'd been made redundant literally the day before).

To be clear, the vast majority of the work being done was OS/2 and NT4, but this Citrix ticket landed on me, and whilst I could see part of what was wrong there was something eluding me that needed a little extra experience. I spoke to my team leader who gave me a name and a mobile number.

Spoke to a nice friendly chap who partway through the call asked what system I was having trouble with. I told him.

"But we don't have a machine with that name."

"I don't know what to say, but I'm looking at it just now."

"Which building is it in?"

"Scot Eq House." (There being an 'Aegon House' just across the road and the St Andrew's Square building.)

"You're from Scot Eq? I've not worked there in nearly a year!"

"Ah. Fair enough. Sorry to bother you with this - do you know somebody here who would be able to help, or shall I bounce it back to Bob?" (Team leader)

"Nah - what does it say at..." and he proceeded to help me diagnose the thing down the phone.

And now I do Citrix as my day-to-day.

And because of him, I've also made sure to at least try to help even after moving on from a role. I'll not own the problem, but I'll give some pointers and hopefully skip a lot of timewasting.

The UK's Civil Aviation Authority asked drone orgs to email fliers' data in an Excel spreadsheet

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Re: The CAA aren't exactly known for their IT prowess

I wondered why I had to download Arachne...

You'e yping i wong: macOS Catalina stops Twitter desktop app from accepting B, L, M, R, and T in passwords

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Re: From the Windows world

You can turn it back on again - it's not permanent, just a pain in the arse.

Regedit:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\i8042prt\Start = 1

The updates have been resetting it to 3 because surely nobody has an old keyboard that they're comfortable with...

Just keep a cheapie USB keyboard kicking about to make the change (or use the on-screen one).

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From the Windows world

Can I just poke my head over the fence and say that that's twice now that Windows 10 has disabled my PS2 keyboard port completely after updates?

Getting most of the keys would be an improvement!

Cringe as you read Horrible Histories: UK Banking Sector, sigh as MPs finger cloudy Big 3 as future risk

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Re: fucking bank

I imagine they're awash with "transactions". :-/

I'm not Boeing anywhere near that: Coder whizz heads off jumbo-sized maintenance snafu

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Re: Ah yes ...

I prefer the original German statements in Wolfenstein 3D.

Achtung! Mein Lieben!!

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Re: Modern

It's worth pointing out that an iPad will run rings around an early 1990s RS6000, performance-wise. Storage-wise too, I expect. Hell, I got my kids Kindle Fire tablets because they're cheap-cheap, and they'd run rings around the old 1990s RS6000s.

Still, I miss the 90s. That'll be age creeping up on me. :-/

The eagle has handed.... scientists a serious text message bill after flying through Iran, Pakistan

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Re: Straight line route

I imagine navigating in the air comes pretty naturally to migratory birds.

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Re: what a journey!

To be honest, I find the stories enjoyable, but not the writing.

Kind of like the opposite to Dan Brown, where the writing is well-paced and enjoyable, but the stories are utter pap.

That's why the Lord of the Rings movies were good (albeit long), but The Da Vinci Code was unwatchable.

(No, I didn't bother past The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Had a leaf through The Silmarillion at school, shuddered and walked away.)

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Re: Global roaming charges are evil

You're then employing the sort of person who'll sit there at meetings and ask "but what if?"

If you want to cover every conceivable base, you need all kinds of mitigation procedures hanging off the poor bird, but you also need really productive meetings at the early stages of the project where all of the possible failure modes can be bashed out, considered, and worked around if it's possible to do so.

That means dealing with that pain in the arse (we all know one and sometimes are one) who keeps going "but what if?" way past the point where everybody wants to just get on with the damn job or go home. And that person costs money (by the look of things more than they had the budget for).

They got blindsided by something they didn't expect. It happens. Nobody likes it when it happens, but it is simply incredibly difficult to catch every single failure mode. Apollo 1, Columbia, TSB migration, Boeing 737-MAX... In all of these cases you can look at them after the event and point to the "obvious" flaw, but each one cost a lot more than these roaming charges.

At least this one's worth a chuckle and nobody got hurt.

Remember the 1980s? Oversized shoulder pads, Metal Mickey and... sticky keyboards?

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Re: Been there...

I still use a Dvorak keyboard at home (switchable to QWERTY for WSAD), which I got when my hands were cramping up with typing.

I don't know if it was the (allegedly more efficient) layout, the fact that it forced my typing to slow right down for a while, or the fact that I bought myself a Kinesys Contour for work, but my hands were fine rapidly afterwards.

I can flip between QWERTY and Dvorak on a whim now.

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Re: Tobacco smoke

A few weeks ago I got a shot on a Sega Daytona USA arcade machine. Two-player sit-down version. Had ash trays for each player so you could put your ciggie down for the race.

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Irn Bru

I spilled my wife's can of Irn Bru into her keyboard the first time I met her.

Most expensive keyboard I've ever had to replace...

Tesla has made a profit. Repeat, Tesla has made a profit – $143m in fact

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Came here to say something similar. Only disappointment is that I'm late to the party.

AMD sees Ryzen PCs sold with its CPUs in Europe as Intel shortages persist

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AMD laptops

I was delightedly surprised whet a friend asked me about buying a laptop and the one he put forward was not only an AMD-powered one, but (unlike every other AMD laptop I've ever seen for sale at a decent price) had an SSD inside, rather than a clockwork drive made out of a gramophone and some dog-shit.

Seriously, the number of AMD laptops I've touched that have been hamstrung by peculiarly bad HDDs. Not just regular ones, but awful ones.

We read the Brexit copyright notices so you don't have to… No more IP freely, ta very much

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Re: Take Back Control?

Okay, codejunky, I'll bite one more time here with an analogy. I'm happy to concede that (like all analogies) it's flawed, but hopefully you'll see what I mean.

Humans, cats, dogs, apes, hamsters are all mammals, right? And they're happy doing mammal things, and going about their mammalian business. Dolphins are also mammals, as are whales and manatees. And they're happy going about their mammalian business, but they've evolved to do in in an aquatic environment, with the restrictions and the freedoms that this provides. That's the UK (and other nations) in the EU ocean, watching the squirrels in the trees.

What if we were to put a dolphin in a nice big (flooded) house, and then drain out the water? Would it survive? No.

What if we drained the water out over a week? Over a year? Would it survive? No.

What if we took a breeding pod of dolphins, and drained the water out over a hundred years? A thousand?

How many generation would it take these dolphins and their descendants to evolve into this new niche, so they can park their webbed arses on the sofa and watch Gogglebox? It'll take a long time because they've evolved painfully and slowly to live in the sea.

The UK, its population and its businesses have slowly evolved to survive in the EU. If we change the ecosystem suddenly, some will thrive, but most will suffer.

Oh, and to tackle one point head-on:

And why replicate? We implement the mechanisms we need and that is how countries have worked before the EU and currently even outside the EU. The EU being the oddity not the rest of the world.

Customs. All goods moving within the UK avoid customs. Goods moving within the EU avoid customs. Goods entering and leaving the EU have to clear customs. Nobody is arguing about this. But a curious aspect that seems to escape so many people is that goods coming into the EU tend to land on mainland Europe. Rotterdam is the biggest port in Europe, and geared up to handle huge volumes of cargo passing through customs. Once it's EU-side it can be flung on a ship to the UK where it sails (see what I did there?) straight through. It only has to stop to be lifted off the boat.

Does the UK have enough customs infrastructure to handle the volume of goods that we import from outside the EU, let alone that inside the EU? I'm pretty confident the answer is no, given that we only perform documentary checks on <3% of non-EU goods coming in.

Do the UK ports even have enough physical space to create a customs holding area?

Regardless of your political affiliation, or your opinion of aquatic mammals, the customs issue is very real, and the real world doesn't compromise to politics.

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Re: Take Back Control?

Oh here is the whining. So how did we cope before? How do other countries cope without being in the EU? HOW DOES THE WORLD KEEP SPINNING WITHOUT EU MAGIC?

The world can keep spinning without the EU, sure. That's not in doubt. On the other hand, we've spent the past 40+ years gradually integrating ourselves with the ECM/EEC/UK. 40 years of industries optimising themselves based on the advancing policies and regulations. 40 years of the supply chains moulding into the legal environment that's evolved. 40 years of workers settling into a regime where they can come from amongst half a billion people to work in the UK (or any other EU nation they fancy).

You can't simply undo that in one go. It's going to take decades to unravel and for the UK to implement its own mechanisms to replicate what is currently shared services across Europe. For an orderly extraction from Europe what we'd realistically need to do is back off in stages, gradually shoring up our independence.

What we have just now is a government attempting to knock some of the economic foundations out of the country, and expecting everything to just stay upright.

That's aside from the concerns that the legislation is being rammed through too fast, let alone the implementation timescales; the government being regarded as untrustworthy; the simple fact that the exit we're being offered bears no resemblance to what we were promised three years ago etc etc.

Don't look too closely at what is seeping out of the big Dutch pipe

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Re: Porn hunter

They weren't as bad as the Aztech Sound Galaxy Pro cards inside them. Although we did have some machines that just wouldn't work properly and we had to find a way to generate an obvious fault to RMA it.

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Re: Student exchange!

Terrifying to think that Flash was a huge improvement.

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Re: Porn hunter

I used to work at PC World, and we had our resident Porn Hunter. I believe every store had one.

Family would come in with a computer that wasn't working properly. Teenage son looking a little squirmy at the back. Our Porn Hunter (name started with an F) would get that look in his eye. Would only ever take him 5 minutes to find it all. If I remember correctly he'd copy it and take it home - waste not, want not, you know? After all, these were the days before 56k dialup. Wouldn't delete it unless it was the thing causing the problem.

Glad to have never seen a Packard Bell since. Or a WinModem.

Hundreds charged in internet's biggest child-abuse swap-shop site bust: IP addy leak led cops to sys-op's home

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Yep - I was thinking that was a bargain-basement price given the risks. Richard Huckle, for example. The worrying thing is that it might be an indication of supply/demand and there's just so much of this shit out there. :-/

Welcome to the World Of Tomorrow, where fridges suffer certificate errors. Just like everything else

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Re: But...!!

A friend of mine once emptied the fridge and climbed inside to check. Another friend just put in a camcorder. Yes, the light went out both times.

Still, having cameras will play merry hell with pranks involving hiding raccoons in the fridge. On the other hand, you could hang up a picture in front, so long as it's a peculiarly well-behaved raccoon.

Aria Technology takes £750k VAT fraud case to Court of Appeal

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Re: Quickie tax relief.

Even Boris can't fix your tax bill. But he could issue a grant for roughly the same amount. :-/

YouTube thinkfluencer Siraj Raval admits he plagiarized boffins' neural qubit papers – as ESA axes his workshop

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Re: My relentless workload...

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

The safest place to save your files is somewhere nobody will ever look

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Re: I'd be surprised if anyone *hadn't* hit this...

So would I, but officially the client files were in a document management system linked to the client database. When the FSA came a-knocking I could show them how it linked together, what our file permissions were like, backup procedures etc.

The actual admin of the files was outwith my remit - I assumed that they were all complete (or fairly so), particularly when FSA auditors would pick a couple of dozen to be shown and be left to assess them - never any problems. Shows what I know - there was an "event", and FSA enforcement appeared. Strangely a huge number of "sophisticated investor" declarations were absent...

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I'd be surprised if anyone *hadn't* hit this...

I've had a user store important emails that he needed to keep (some for regulatory purposes) in his Deleted Items in Outlook. His mailbox was huge (presumably because he didn't delete anything, or it'd be all mixed up in his important messages), and I suggested emptying his Deleted Items to a look of absolute horror from him. He explained what he was doing to a similar look of absolute horror from me... I showed him how to make extra folders to put his stuff into, but I don't think he changed his ways.

On a more physical, tactile note, my dad left a folder of important project progress reports lying on top of the bin in his office one day and forgot about them. When the cleaner took them overnight he wasn't best pleased. I was drafted in to recreate the reports from the project management software. Funnily enough, on that (nepotistic, I guess) job, I also had to prepare weekly reports for the client meetings. We had a shitty little copier in the site office, but the client (oil company, rhymes with "sleepy") wanted better copies so asked us to use their big copier. Until they realised that we were running off 20 copies (at their request) of a 40-page report every week, most of which were probably never looked at. Al, their safety guy, met me coming out of their copier room with a massive bundle of A3 and A4 and was shocked. Next day we were instructed to only make 4 copies and they'd share...

Game over: Atari VCS architect quits project, claims he hasn’t been paid for six months

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Re: All too rose-tinted for me

I finally spun up Shenmue on my Dreamcast the other day, and sat through about 15 minutes of exposition. On the plus side it sets the scene, but conversely I just wanted to pick something up and play! I believe that's the game that invented that sort of nonsense.

Pretty impressive (for its age). It's 20 years old now.

Seagate, WD mull 10-platter HDDs as pitstop before HAMR, MAMR time

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10 platters?

I thought it was 10 heads until I looked it up - 10 platters is a hell of a lot of momentum in one of these. Must weigh a fair old bit, and be packed pretty tight. It'll take a surprising amount of power too, I expect.

Can't find the details just now, and I'm too busy to waste more time on it, but I was surprised at how the 3TB WD Greens in my home server had been superseded over the years in areal density, with accompanying drops in power. (Already accepting that an 18TB drive with 9 platters can justifiably use 6x the power of a 3TB drive...)

TAG, you're s*!t: Internet advertising industry bods admit self-policing approach is a sham

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Re: "... a racket that extorts fees from good companies..."

To be fair to PayPal, they fulfilled a need at a time.

It pretty-much sprung up with eBay, allowing you to pay a buyer without handing over details, affording you some basic buyer protections without having the additional expense of escrow (remember that on eBay), and allowing you to use a major credit card without your card issuer twitching too much.

Whether it's still needed is a matter for debate (which I'll dodge here), but the reason they're huge is because they opened up a new market in an efficient and responsible way.

Yes, you can still lose out via PayPal, but it's pretty rare.

Careful now, UK court ruling says email signature blocks can sign binding contracts

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Re: Signature versus signature block

That's as may be for the individual bringing the appeal, but it's now set as precedent, and will be used in future cases. This event has established the law. Some people / organisations may feel that it's too sweeping, and should be appealed against, even if the costs vastly outweigh the 25 grand here.

IANAL - I presume you can't appeal somebody else's case. But they could put forward their own legal team for the case and agree to fund it. But you might want that signature on paper, because if they win then your emailed contract is suddenly worthless...

Behold the perils of trying to turn the family and friends support line into a sideline

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Re: I've had my share.

That's the idea - I could have sworn it was spherical. I guess that's age creeping up on me!

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Re: Callout response time

And the quality of the fix is directly proportional to the same as well, I'm sure!

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Re: I've had my share.

Yep - that's why I stopped short on the missiles after a moment's thought. I could get away with that inaccuracy in most places, but I knew it wouldn't fly here!

Oddly, I was describing the operation of TOW missiles to my son about a week ago. I remember reading about the MD500 helicopter with a targeting package mounted on the rotor hub so they could fire from a position of (some) concealment. It was a big ball on top, to my recollection, but I'm buggered if I can find it again these days.

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Re: I've had my share.

Yeah, but radars are wireless, see?

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Re: Obligatory XKCD

My old Divvie was easier to ride than my brother's first post-test bike - Yamaha TZR250. Lovely wee machine, but needs its neck wrung! At least the XJ had nice wide, flat bars and huge mirrors!

CBR600 is a bike I've never had. I looked at them, but went another direction. I believe the F models were always pretty forgiving, though. A lot of poke for a new rider, and lots of plastic to break, but a great bike nonetheless. Shame it got nicked - that's sickening.

My daily driver these days is a '97 Blackbird (which some scrote tried to nick a couple of years ago). That's a hell of a machine, even today. They were just out when I passed my test, and some people were buying them directly off the back of 5-day intensive courses with their test on the Friday. I dread to think of how many people got hurt doing that sort of thing. (The place I got my Divvie were saying the same thing was happening there but with the ThunderAce.)

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Re: Right cable, wrong hole.

That's what she said...

What? It's Friday. Get over it.

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Re: Obligatory XKCD

Turned up to a small business on a farm. The bank had been out to set them up with "Online Banking" (yeah - it wasn't yesterday), but they bank tech couldn't get anything to print. After he'd left, the company owner realised that nothing could print, so I took a wee spin down to East Lothian on the motorbike on a sunny day.

Walked in. Noticed the printer cable unplugged at the back of the PC. Showed it to the owner, plugged it in, printed.

I got to see just how shoddy bank techs were (are?), and a nice little pootle out in the sunshine, and the business owner happily instructed me to put the invoice in for whatever we saw fit and he'd ram it down the bank's throat.

Ah - that was my first motorbike. Yamaha XJ600N in black.

HMRC chief digital wonk Jacky Wright takes flight back to Microsoft's light

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I have to agree. The 2-year thing smacks of turning up, overturning the previous policies, commencing as many expensive projects as possible, and then buggering off the week before they're due to go live. :-/

Time to check in again on the Atari retro console… dear God, it’s actually got worse

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Re: You are in a tunnel. There is an echo here ...

There really is an echo in here!

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Re: You are in a tunnel. There is an echo here ...

Careful there, because the Spectrum Vega actually appeared. It's basically an 8-button device to plug into your telly. The handheld Vega+ is the absent one.

Even got a listing on Amazon: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B013BC7IR6/

Not that you can buy one now (or ever again, because it's Retro Computers).

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Re: You are in a tunnel. There is an echo here ...

The prototype that I played with worked. But that was only for a minute or two.

My understanding of the issue is that superficially the keyboard was fairly good, but they were determined to make the keystrokes lighter. That involved reducing the number of layers in the membrane. But that introduced a number of combinations where the keys would clash. You press three keys at once, and a fourth appears instead. I had that on a keyboard on my old Archimedes - it was fucking horrible, and we ended up going back to the old model that the shop had kicking about and which was the wrong colour.

I could be wrong on that one. Go and speak to the SpecNext guys and they'll explain that better.

Again, my understanding is that the reason they couldn't just copy the old Spectrum membrane is that they wanted to put some extra keys in there. In the end they've commandeered a couple of extra I/O lines to drive the keyboard, eliminating the key clash.

And again, I could be wrong with that one - this is all my understanding of the situation, and whilst I'm interested I've not been watching intently.

So now they have new keys, membranes and key frames being manufactured in a short run for final testing. My impression is that that should be done any time now, and they can start assembling the keyboards.

For those with the dev boards, you can just shove in a PS/2 keyboard. So whilst those backers for the full machine have been frustrated (and for a long time now), those who just wanted the board have been able to get on with using the machine. The silicon itself exists.

Anyway, as I say, I'm familiar with the situation, but not in huge depth. I'm not involved with the project in any way (other than thinking it's a ludicrously pretty machine, and pestering them to sell me one from the second batch!), so if you're really wanting accurate details then go to the source. They've at least got much more info than the Vega+ debacle.

And (as I say) working silicon. In the wild!

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Re: You are in a tunnel. There is an echo here ...

Which "Speccy reborn"?

The Vega appeared.

The Vega+ is a thing of myth and legend.

The Spectrum Next is waiting (and waiting and waiting and waiting) for keyboards, but they have at least issued the dev boards, so the guts of the machine do exist. And I've played with a couple at shows (not quite complete as they're still waiting for keyboards, but working).

I still have high hopes for the SpecNext, because everyone I've spoken to who's involved is really enthusiastic, answers any questions you have, are refusing to take orders for more, and seem to slump almost imperceptibly when you ask them about keyboards.

Are there others in the works?

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Wow. That's a contrived and wildly inaccurate analogy.

Maybe if Tesco were the only place you could buy cheese it would carry more water.

And if Tesco sent people out to force everyone to buy cheese, whether they wanted it or not. Whether they could afford to or not. And then forced everyone to eat the cheese.

And only 37% of people would choose to buy cheese.

And 28% of the people didn't care about cheese.

And 35% of the people didn't like cheese.

And a significant (undefined) percentage of people were lactose-intolerant, in all three of these groups.

And the best argument anyone can come up with for doing it that hasn't been proven to be total bullshit is that we all get Clubcard Points. Woohoo!

There, we're a little closer now. Does it have to be British cheese, or can I get some nice Camembert?

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Yep, me too. But I feel strongly about it, and I feel that it needs to be handled very carefully.

I also feel strongly about our Parliament being steamrolled by an inner cloister who believe they can impose their will on the rest of the House. This was genuinely important for our country.

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Re: As the saying goes you get the government you deserve

Given that they were dismissed by the actions of the Government, no. But it would be nice if BoJo were to pay their salaries and expenses out of his own pocket instead. Or Reese Mogg - he's good for it.

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Re: Damning...

On the other hand, that's now open to question.

If they've not ruled then there can still be a case to be heard.

Boffins build a tiny nanolaser that can be inserted inside our cells

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So you can put them in cells, and they'll use energy...

Can I use them to lose weight as I glow?