* Posts by defiler

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A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker

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Re: waiting for the video...

Took the lad yesterday. Fiver each, and no discount for a ten-year-old...

Add the inevitable overpriced popcorn and drinks, and I was up to about £23. Typically I wait for movies to come out on BluRay (75" telly and surround sound comes in handy, and I never feel like I'm missing out on anything), but I've seen all of the "main" Star Wars movies since Empire Strikes Back at the cinema, and I was being pestered!

It was okay. Not brilliant. I guess I'm maybe just too old to really get into it. There were a few nice parts in it. It was a bit sad to see the script dance around Princess Leia, feeding her questions and expecting vague replies like some kind of magic 8-ball.

I'd rather watch the original (pre-special-edition) trilogy.

BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck

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Re: A what USB stick?

Speak for yourself - I'm pretty classy. In fact I'm kind of a big deal. :-P

Wham, bam, thank you scram button: Now we have to go all MacGyver on the server room

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Re: scram button!

Basically for the things you can't think of ahead of time. But for the love of the drive heads, put a cover on it, or make it a twist-switch or something!!

Xbox Series X: Gee thanks, Microsoft! Just what we wanted for Xmas 2020 – a Gateway tower PC

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I have a Wii, PS2, Xbox 360 and Switch sitting vertically. The rest are horizontal.

Planning on how to coax my wife into letting me remove the drawers from that cabinet and for more in.

Space Force is go, go, go! Because we have a child as President of the United States

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Re: So, back to the Soviets for a moment...

Well, my understanding (as a gross simplification) is that because there was no real incentive for an individual to excel, the Soviens would just do what the were told to do without significant innovation. Of course they were innovators as well, but only the ones told to *be* innovators. After all, the likes of BP walked in there in the 1990s and were astonished at the lack of modern techniques to extract oil from the Soviet oilfields. There seems to have been a lot of "it's good enough" and no drive to improve, and the improvements are what allowed the capitalist nations to outgrow and outspend them.

Again, this is not borne of experience, but from what I've read on the subject and my interpretation of that - I'm happy to be corrected.

As for the USA, according to Wikipedia (I'm in a hurry, okay?) US military spending exceeds the next 10 countries combined, more than half of which are allies. The US Government just loves to piss money into the military, regardless of President. I'm just sitting back on the other side of the ocean idly wondering "how much is too much" and "when does it become too expensive to sustain"?

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So, back to the Soviets for a moment...

I was at school at the time, so missed much of the nuance, but didn't the Soviet Union collapse because they tried to keep up with the USA and ran out of money?

(Skipping past lots of bits regarding individual reward for work giving an incentive to improve methods etc etc)

Without prejudice, I can't help but idly wonder if the USA is going to run out of money keeping up with the ego of their own government...

And then there were two: HMS Prince of Wales joins Royal Navy

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Re: I wonder

I don't worship Thor, but here I am using a Thursday!

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Re: I wonder

I was on HMS Alliance. Got the full tour and everything! ;)

Non-unicorn $700 e-scooter shop Unicorn folds with no refunds – after blowing all its cash on online ads

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Re: Ahahaha

Sadly, if one company has marketing then every company must have marketing. Because if Company A says "Company A is brilliant and Company B steals your blood" and Company B says nothing to refute that then Company A is right (in the public perception).

It's stupid and annoying but it's the way things work. People are surprisingly easily herded.

Oi, Queenslander who downloaded 26.8TB in June alone – we see you

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Could be one of our clients

They seem to think that 1.2GB is appropriate for a video testimonial that lasts less than 2 minutes, I shit you not.

Keep that streaming for an entire month, and I think I'd hit it - their videos are hitting 85Mb/sec...

ESA trumpets 'world's first space debris removal' with 4-armed junk botherer

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Re: Less bang for your more bucks?

And poetry.

Remember the Dutch kid who stuck his finger in a dam to save the village? Here's the IT equivalent

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That's why we don't let users write to any location they can execute applications from, and the only exceptions are based on certificate rules. It's just too easy for a user to destroy a lot of stuff by accident otherwise, and Windows has trained us all to click on OK like a pigeon hitting a button for food.

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Re: You sometimes see similar designs in software UIs

And some systems have some very dangerous buttons. I'm looking at you, Citrix, with one button to boot every ICA user off a Netscaler...

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Re: Oddly enough ...

"Oddly enough...

...I'm sitting here with my finger on the power switch of my internet router hoping somebody will rescue me before my hand gets tir##%$ <no carrier>"

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Re: From Experience (and In Hindsight)...

Yeah, but every AT power button I used, you could release it and re-press it immediately (think Ludicrous Speed) and catch it before the power actually drained from the system.

Saved me once or twice in the past, that one...

Your duckface better be flawless: Huawei's Nova 6 mobe has a needlessly powerful selfie camera

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Re: Needlessly powerful

Not saying the processor is too powerful. I'm saying that the camera sensor is unreasonably powerful.

Sure you can do all of the post-processing to pick out details in dark images, and to stabilise the image etc, but when it comes to chromatic aberration you're going to hit a wall. There's some work you can do, and that can be tuned reasonably well to the individual lens, but in the end you're throwing away detail.

On the whole, for high-resolution work you're just better off with a bigger lens. For compact devices, don't over-egg the resolution. Saves power on the sensor too (although I believe they're not as bad as CCDs).

In the end, if you want a hugely powerful sensor it's not my place to stop you. I'm just pointing out that you end up with diminishing returns quite quickly when you're doing it on a small device.

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Re: Needlessly powerful

Well, these high-powered sensors are generally hamstrung by small lenses. It's always been the way with compact cameras. The smaller the lens, the harder it is to avoid things like purple fringes at the boundary between dark and bright objects. So the fancy high-res jobs are really just capturing the lens flaws in more detail.

It gets a bit pointless.

Whoooooa, this node is on fire! Forget Ceph, try the forgotten OpenStack storage release 'Crispy'

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Re: Not actually that surprised

This.

I have performed some terrifyingly rude operations on Linux softRAID, switching drives around, failed SATA controller taking out half the disks and just forcing the damn thing to rebuild, changing the Superblock version of an unmounted RAID set, you name it. It just keeps taking the punches!

A mate of mine used a lot of eBay hardware in an academic environment, and his warranty was basically a pile of servers in a cupboard. He used MD so that he could simply haul drives from one, shove them into another, and they'd always, always boot.

Just in case you were expecting 10Gbps, Wi-Fi 6 hits 700Mbps in real-world download tests

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I think the real world tends to talk about compressed streams. HDMI is a different technology, and uncompressed video is very much a niche space. (And if you have bandwidth demands like that, you're going to go wired anyway.)

Escobar Fold 1 snort all it's cracked up to be: Readers finger similarity to slated Chinese mobe

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Customer service?

I wonder what they're like if you raise a complaint...

EU wouldn't! Uncle Sam brandishes 'up to 100%' tariffs over France's Digital Services Tax

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Re: A bit closer to home

As others have said, Sundog, being the 5th or 6th biggest is no use when you have to deal with the biggest. If you're on level-pegging with them then there's a quid-pro-quo. If they're 10x the size of you then they impose their will.

Scale that down if you will, and maybe we want to deal directly with Mexco - get some tequila in. Sure, by ourselves there's a reasonable option for coming up with a fair deal where both sides are balanced, but (if I may be selfish for a moment) right now we're negotiating from the position of the leviathan. We don't need to put up with anything from a market the size of Mexico that we don't want to. So whilst we could strike a fair deal with them by ourselves, right now we could strike a deal heavily in our favour. So in that event, costs go up, standards go down, or some mix of the two.

No offence to Mexico - I just picked a country with a similar GDP to the UK.

And if you want to say we're the "5th or 6th largest economy", pick one and back it up. My evidence says the 9th, and one of the 8 above us is another EU member.

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/208rank.html

Here we can see that the EU is the second biggest after China (10% below, with the USA 10% below that). India, in fourth, is half the size of the US economy. These numbers are pretty close to the CIA ones, so they should be fairly representative of fact.

The UK on that scale is <15% of the USA. If you think we can argue on a level playing field there, you're deluded by the history of Empire.

And if your first kneejerk is to call someone a cretin, bring evidence or fuck off home, you fucking melt. I'm so fucking tired of having this argument with people who seem to think that "belief" is a fungible currency when it comes to trade negotiations, or that the world owes us a favour because we used to own half of it...

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Re: A bit closer to home

Here's the thing. As part of the EU, the UK (or indeed Scotland) can play tit-for-tat with anyone and everyone on any tariff they choose.

UK or Scotland going it alone pretty much has to suck it up, tug the forelock and hand over the goodies. And that's because outside of the biggest trading bloc in the world we're simply not strong enough to tell the market to awa' and bile yer heid.

It fascinates me how many people don't get that.

We strained our eyes with Lenovo's monster monitor: 43.4 inches for price of five 24" screens

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Re: At that resolution, I dare you to get 144 Hz on a demanding game.

That's because he had 2x Voodoo 2 cards on SLI! Posh bastard!

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Re: Frog

Firstly - fair play. You and differ completely on that one. My wife and I (sounding very pretentious there) prefer clutter-free cabinet-tops, and putting it on the wall lifts it a bit for excellent slouching in front of a movie, but life would be boring if we all wanted the same thing.

Secondly - solid wall? Ouch. Raggling stone walls is a total nightmare. Trunking? Nope - I agree completely there. If it were a plasterboard wall, or even breezeblock then I'd say to man up and hide the cables properly, but for solid stone walls I'll totally understand.

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Coat

Bought one for my wife, its gorgeous.

That's nice of you to say so, but maybe say it to her face next time, and stop calling her "it".

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Re: At that resolution, I dare you to get 144 Hz on a demanding game.

Ah - remember the good old days of running the DooM and getting the fps dots at the bottom-left. Was it -devparm? I was the first of my friends to get 1 dot steady, when I recklessly overclocked my lavish P90 to 100MHz!!

I agree that I've never felt the need for 144Hz frame rates, perhaps because I too had to deal with slow FPS "back in the day", but 20 is a bit shabby even for me. Double that and it's about usable. 60Hz+ and I'm happy as a clam.

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Re: Frog

Oh? I was going to say wall-mount it and now I feel deflated...

Put curtains over it and pretend it's a window? My telly's probably the size of the front window of my first house! :)

Is there a reason you don't want to wall-mount? Curved screen on a flat wall? (Saw that one on Sunday.) TV in a corner? (My parents.) Sneaky stuff hidden down the back? (Also my parents, with a Bose passive sub.) Just don't like the look of it / the idea of arranging everything around a telly?

BBC tells Conservative Party to remove edited Facebook ad featuring its reporters

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Yeah - that's pretty bad.

High-resolution display output or Wi-Fi: It seems you can only choose one on Raspberry Pi 4

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I like the idea of calling my PC a computress. Just saying.

Halfords invents radio signals that don't travel at the speed of light

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Re: Definition

I've waded in at the deep end with some topics for my kids.

We've covered orbital mechanics with much success and kerballing. Covalent bonding was pretty good too, using Lego as an analogy. AC vs DC electricity, with voltage vs current was okay too.

Of course, all these are superseded by discussions of Nintendo vs Sega, and why Nintendo were crazy (but ultimately justified) in making the N64 a cartridge console, 13 years before my kids were born. There's only so far you can go before their attention goes elsewhere...

Edit - to be clear, my kids steer the conversation to old consoles, not me!

A short note to say I'm off: Vulture taps claws on Reg keyboard for last time

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Re: Vulture taps claws on Reg keyboard for last time

Atari. Is it Atari?

Anomaly-free SpaceX fires up SuperDracos, ISS astros go iFixit in orbit, and Buran turns 31

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Re: Skylab on a disc?

Ah! I honestly didn't realise it was a download! I just had a nagging suspicion that it would end up being like an iTunes "purchase" where it's DRM'd up the arse and would disappear as soon as there was an argument over licensing.

£8.20 spent. .mp4 will be just fine. Cheers for that!

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Skylab on a disc?

What I'd really want is Searching for Skylab on a BluRay or as an MKV download. That way it's *my* copy rather than Vimeo's.

Any news on that front?

Boffins show the 2017 Nork nuke can move, move, move any mountain (by a meter)

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Re: Nice headline

Ach - loads of their tunes were drug-laden. Like Primal Scream.

With lyrics like "MDMAzing" and "Can you pass the acid test?" it was a bit of a giveaway. :)

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Re: Nice headline

Downvoted? Hahaha - somebody really doesn't like Cockburn Street, The Shamen or John Peel!

Well, I'm just going to double-down on this one. :)

The Shamen were ahead of their time, but much of their stuff aged poorly, when you compare it to the likes of Utah Saints, for example. But ProGen was a classic. Local boys round these parts as well.

Cockburn Street has a fantastic pub on it, although Fopp has moved. I almost crashed a car there once too. Nothing to do with the pub; lots to do with wet cobbles and 18-year-old driving heroism. Oops.

As for John Peel, the man was a legend and had such an eclectic range of new bands on his show. For me, ProGen came out of nowhere and whacked my adolescent ears. In later years I heard a lot of bands on his show and rushed off to the record shops, but ProGen was a seismic musical moment for me.

Oh yeah - Move Any Mountain was called ProGen in its original release. In fact, this is the 12" single I've got: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY9394zW1AY

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Nice headline

That was the first 12" single I ever bought, from Fopp on Cockburn Street in Edinburgh.

Only heard of The Shamen because of John Peel - when he died it was a real loss to new music on the radio. :(

Yeah - there was a nuclear something something complete in there too, but I ran off down nostalgia lane.

Player three has entered Cray's supercomputing game: First AMD Epyc, now Fujitsu's Arm chips

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Re: Not even a codename

Yeah, I guess, but at the same time that means you're developing against somebody else's speculation. And they're developing at breakneck speed to match a third party's speculation.

It's not unlikely that one group's speculative plans will hit some kind of wall that holds them up, or means they have to change course, so then everyone leaning on them has to respond in kind. I have no doubt that the job gets done, but it's still impressive and must be pretty high-pressure.

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Not even a codename

And yet it's shipping next year?

It's got to be tough in the supercomputer game. For something so complex to be developed in such a short time. A new car might take 10 years to develop, but if it takes 10 months to debut your supercomputer then it's hopelessly outclassed all over again.

Wow.

Also, yay ARM - I saw an interview with Steve Furber who said that the only reason they developed the ARM processor at Acorn was because they know somebody else (one of the big CPU players) would build a RISC chip, so they wanted to understand all the ins and outs of them so they could make an informed choice. And before anybody (Motorola, Intel, National Semi etc) had stepped up, Acorn had working silicon. So they ran with it.

'That roar is terrific... look at that rocket go!' It's been 52 years since first Saturn V left the pad

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Re: lack of political will

I'm going to throw this one on the pile here, because whilst I believe you're wrong on many aspects this is at least one you can verify for yourself.

The President can't "order" NASA to light so much as a firework without getting funding approved by The Senate, let alone "order" them back to the moon.

When it comes to that he's got about as much power as a Junior Disprin.

Ex from Hell gets six years for online stalking, revenge pics campaign against two women

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Re: "It's only a naked body. We've all got one."

Well you read that thoroughly then, didn't you?

I didn't say that it was fine to share them. In fact quite the opposite. These are "personal and private", and people who have their intimate pictures distributed without their consent should be furious about it, and the law should back them up.

I'm saying that they shouldn't be ashamed, and that these cases tend to be elements of society projecting their own shame onto the victim.

Whether you agree with the taking of these pictures is about as relevant as whether you agree with pineapple on pizza - what consenting adults get up to in the privacy of their own home is none of your business, and saying that taking the pictures is somehow bad or wrong is pinning the blame on the victim.

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Re: But...?

It's only a naked body. We've all got one.

Sending things like that to groups like the church will only flag up how unnecessarily prudish these groups are. You know what? My mum and dad did their fair share of fucking - that's why I'm here and why I have a brother. My parents are under no delusions that I've somehow avoided getting my freak on with my wife since we also have kids.

These pictures are personal and private, and should have been kept so - the antagonist in this case is a big bag of dicks for sending them out. But at the same time they shouldn't be shameful, and I'd like to hope that the distribution of these pictures says more about him than about her.

So long as your kink is legal and consensual you shouldn't be ashamed about it. Unless shame is, in fact, your kink - in that case go to town!

When the IT department speaks, users listen. Or face the consequences

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Storing in the wrong place?

Literally today I've had that old chestnut of <user's mailbox is getting full>, user requests more space, I take a quick look at his mailbox and 2/3 of it is in "Deleted Items"... I suggest emptying that, and am faced with the response that he's "keen to keep hold of his deleted items for now"...

Fine - he has a cost centre, and I'll tell them the cost.

Do I win a beer? Please?

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Re: Walked a mile in his shoes

With Group Policy you could do it with Windows 2000.

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Why not?

Really?

It's like saying you're not allowed to drive on the pavement. Sidewalk for them over there. If it's a bad thing and you're told not to do it repeatedly then why should people have to work around you because you ignored them? You thought it was okay because your car successfully mounted the kerb?

What's missing from this story, of course, is whether or not the Office (or whatever) installer had been tweaked to set the default file location to the network drive. That's always a useful one. (Nowadays we redirect all the profile folders and hide the local drives, but that wasn't always the case.)

If people are being stupid and ignorant despite all of your warnings, why should you make it your fault / problem?

Beardy biologist's withering takedown of creationism fetches $564,500 at auction

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Re: Darwin, top bloke.

True, but for a long time even after evolution was (generally) accepted as producing humans, the view has persisted that evolution moves to greater complexity, greater agility, greater intelligence.

That big brain takes energy, though, and if having the brain doesn't equip you with a means to replace that lost energy, you're going to be outbred by those that don't have it.

If you look at natural history books for over a century you'll find some with evolutionary trees putting humans at the top, but with evolution always progressing in roughly the same direction like traffic along a road. In fact, the only way you get to see the path of evolution is to look backwards down the track - never forwards.

tl;dr - you're absolutely right, but many/most people _still_ don't see it that way... Even the humble slug is a badass in its own niche.

Boffins hand in their homework on Voyager 2's first readings from beyond Solar System

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Re: Pointing to where Earth will be

They only get about 160bps out of it, but that's still pretty impressive. Especially when it wasn't that long before Voyager 1 was launched that your modem would only get 300bps.

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Re: Look to Windward - Ian M Banks

My brother queued up to get a copy signed by the author, for my birthday. He's a nice chap. really.

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Re: Gravity...

As a Scotsman, can I say "Yorkshire".

We have a phrase at work - to Yorkshire the shit out of it.

Heads up from Internet of S*!# land: Best Buy's Insignia 'smart' home gear will become very dumb this Wednesday

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That's the thing about people - there are always new ones.

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Re: Need a home-brew solution

That takes me back. I upset my wife by repeatedly dimming a lamp in the living room up and down while I was away in another city.

Then she was upset more because it blew the switched-mode power supply. Cheap supply + TRIAC = BANG. Oops!