* Posts by Pen-y-gors

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Crims shut off Ukraine power in wide-ranging anniversary hacks

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On the bright side

Putin doesn't need to write a new statement denying it. He can just recycle the Drumpf ones.

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Re: How sure this is not hype

Out of idle curiousity, given that Crimea has been invaded and occupied by a foreign government, what use are grid pylons between Crimea and the rest of Ukraine? Surely a sensible approach would be to cut the power anyway, so whether the pylons are up or down is irrelevant.

Peace-sign selfie fools menaced by fingerprint-harvesting tech

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Holmes

Old idea

The first suggestion that fingerprints can be copied/faked was a long time ago. The Red Thumb Mark by R Austin Freeman was first published in 1907. It's the first book about Dr Thorndyke, a 'scientific detective' - better than Holmes! All available on Gutenberg, and they're jolly good!

The top doc, the FBI, the Geek Squad informant – and the child porn pic that technically wasn't

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Re: I call bullshit

So it sounds as if this 'technician' should be looking for a new job following dismissal.

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Re: Re. slack space

The kind of policeman we need, in fact.

Ah, but so rarely find....

Backpage.com kills adult section, claims government censorship

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Who on earth?

Whatever the arguments over 'censorship', surely the fundamental question is who on earth would knowingly and publicly make money by running adverts for child prostitutes? How do these people look in a mirror in the morning? Do they tell their mothers what they do for a living?

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Re: US Constitutional Law is a tough problem.....

Shooting on sight sounds reasonable - but see other Reg story about Fark being blocked from Google for publishing picture of 19yo girl which a respected psychologist said was clearly of a child. Who defines a child? In the UK it means 'dressed as a schoolgirl even if you're 73'. Thankfully guns are hard to get in the UK.

Anti-smut law dubs PCs, phones 'pornographic vendor machines', demands internet filters

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Re: Move along, there's nothing to see.....

Probably has a very good chance of passing...

Why are these people allowed out on their own? I assume they're allowed to own automatic weapons and drive fast cars, but does someone make sure they aren't allowed near sharp objects or matches?

What do you call a firm that leaves customer financials unencrypted on a hard drive? RSA

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'Lost forever'?

The drive may be lost forever but I suspect the data may well re-surface in various less-than-salubrious parts of the Web.

CES 2017 roundup: The good, the bad, and the frankly bonkers

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Valerie - someone likes it

Beeb are reporing that someone has nicked two Valerie prototypes from CES!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-38565913

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Re: Project Valerie

Not much use as a "latop" but seriously neat for a portable development machine. I recently needed a new daily-use machine and ended up with an MSI 'gaming' laptop, simply to get serious oomph, big SSD (and a 17.3" screen). I really like the idea of the Valerie screens.

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I quite agree

The smart jeans are naff, or at least their suggested use. But haptic feedback from satnav is a brilliant idea. I seem to remember seeing something last year about shoes with it fitted. And haptic feedback works even when audible instructions are impractical.

How about when you're wandering through a big, strange city? Holding expensive phone in hands is recipe for robbery. Or you're carrying things in both hands? Or if you're blind - guide dogs avoid obstructions, but they don't usually respond to "take me to Nando's". How about police, military or James Bonds trying to silently approach a target? And @YeahRights biking and cycling of course.

Someone could make serious money with a bluetooth gadget that hits in the shoes, or on the wrist or wherever.

NGO to crowdfund legal challenge against Investigatory Powers Act

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Re: Done!

Pledged. At the rate this is going, ElReg commentards could fund this by ourselves!

(But what happens to El Reg when we're all in gaol?)

[One weakness on the Liberty sign-up page - they ask us to share on FB and Twitter, but that would like the real me, and my credit card, to my definitely unreal FB and Twitter accounts]

Top cop: Strap Wi-Fi jammers to teen web crims as punishment

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It should be considered...

So the cop accepts it can't work but still thinks it should be considered. Hmmm....

I've got an even better idea. As any fule kno, 16-year-olds, hackers or not, are unable to get up before mid-day. So we just change their watches (okay, clock on their phones) so they always show 8am and they'll never wake up. Or even better, stop the sun in the sky just after sunrise.

Actually it would be fun to have a working jammer - kids all over the place sitting in Starbucks, sipping a latte and reading a book - and causing some very angry customers.

FBI let alleged pedo walk free rather than explain how they snared him

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Re: depends on which side of the Atlantic

Having the misfortune to be born in America does not excuse illiteracy. The word is derived from the greek παῖς • ‎(paîs) m, f ‎(genitive παιδός);, (not to be confused with the Welsh pais=petticoat) and traditionally in real English was spelt pædo-whatever. Pedo-philia sounds like one of those odd Latin/Greek hybrids like tele-vision.

Apple's CEO Tim Cook declines invitation to discuss EU tax ruling with Irish parliament

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The times they are a' changin'

Back in the day, when someone received an 'invitation' from the 'boys' in Sinn Féin (and their 'friends') they wouldn't dare say no!

FM now stands for 'fleeting mortality' in Norway

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solar powered FM radio

Yep, got one sitting on the windowsill for just that eventuality.

Bank robber reveals identity – by using his debit card during crime

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Excessive sentence

He doesn't deserve jail time. He should have to go through school again, starting in Kindergarden, and not being allowed to leave until he's got the US equivalent of some A-levels. Thern he might be safe to live on his own and handle sharp things and matches.

3... 2...1... and 123-Reg hit by DDoSers. Again

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Mistaken identity?

Are we sure it wasn't a not-very-bright GPU hacker who wanted to take down ElReg instead?

Dodgy dealer on Amazon lures marks towards phishing site

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Worrying

It's worrying that this can be run via the amazon site - surely amazon can detect code that redirects the checkout? Odd that they have to axe individual accounts. Is there no pattern?

Routes taken by UK prosecutors over supply of modified TV set-top boxes

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Dodgy law

I hate it when the lawyers try to twist laws to uses they weren't intended for.

I'm sure if they try they could find a way to prosecute this under the various terrorism or anti-kiddie-fiddling laws? Or even the Treason Act?

Switzerland says Uber's an employer, sends social security bill

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Re: I is confused

Or, to put it another way, "Once you sign a contract with X as an employee you are strung up to their terms and conditions that can be very restrictive" - that's the point - if they're too restrictive then you ain't an independent contractor, no matter what the 'employer' tries to say.

And let's face it, independents tend to pay rather less in taxes than combined employer+employee - that's the loophole Uber are trying to wiggle through. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

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The Suva have a point

It's not that dissimilar to the old IR35 arguments that we had. Basically if you are told exactly what to do, where and when then you're an employee. For heaven's sake, one place I worked we had 'contractors' who had worked there full time for seven years and played for the company football team!!

If Uber simply set some minimum standards, and allowed drivers to bid for a job at a rate the driver offered, when they felt like doing a job, then they might get away with it. No wonder they're looking at autonomous cars! (Although what's the betting they attract a special tax levy - I seem to remember that in the early days of motor cars that employers paid a tax on chauffeurs)

Russia to convicted criminal hackers: 'Work with us or jail?'

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How long would it take...

for someone with a decent pair of bolt cutters to wander along the Russian border and cut Russia off from t'Interwebs? It would make the world a much nicer place.

Internet of Sh*t has an early 2017 winner – a 'smart' Wi-Fi hairbrush

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Re: Incredible

Is there really no end to this stupidity?

Sadly, no. Well, not until a massive asteroid wipes out all human life on earth.

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Re: $200 for all that tech?

That's more reasonable. Selling something cheap for lots and lots of money is just a sophisticated way of redistributing surplus money. Bit like gold-plated audio cables.

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Re: I have actually thought of an IoT that might be useful

How about a cooker that detects a ring/oven has been on with no pan on/in it for x minutes and turns it off.

Even simpler, and no net connection required.

I suspect there are high end cookers that already offer this, otherwise I'd patent the idea.

Joe Public likes drones and regulations, finds UK.gov 'public dialogue'

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What the public wants...

is basically bread and circuses. Ask about drones and the thought process is Drones = Bling = tech toys = Yay, fun! No thought of the implications. If you asked 'the public' if they should each be given a million quid I'm fairly sure they'd say yes, without thinking through the implications for inmflation, savings etc.

Basic problem is that 'the people' are not renowned for clear analytical thinking. There is much evidence for this <feel-free-to-ignore-if-you-voted-wrexit-or-trump>, just think of certain recent public polls in the UK and the US</feel-free-etc>

It's very depressing for someone who is at heart convinced that democracy is a good thing to discover that the opinion of 'the public' is generally not a good guide as to the most sensible thing to do.

Amazon files patent for 'Death Star' flying warehouse

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Re: Reloading

I did wonder about that. If the drones can only be used once due to inability to reach 45000 ft, where do they land? Do they park a container nearby for them to home in on,before sending the full container aloft to the mother ship?

And what about weight? Presumably drones won't be used to deliver a new 55" TV to a fan at a football match, so presumably it'll be fairly small items. In which case the majority of the payload of the mothership at take-off will be one-shot drones.

And how is this a better way to get T-shirts to football fans than having a stand outside the ground?

Or are they assuming a very, very high attrition rate for the drones from local shotgun owners?

Whatever, it's really an expensive solution in search of a non-existent problem. I reckon Amazon are just winding people up.

The Life and Times of Lester Haines

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Greatly missed

The world needs more like him.

Meet the Internet of big, lethal Things

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Sheesh!

I think I'm with John Deere here, sort of. Perhaps the compromise is to say that anyone can read and tinker with software but it's a serious offence for modified software to be used in public.

The thought of a combine harvester racing down the High Street at 80mph because some 'smart' teenager decided to modify the software and confused metres and miles doesn't bear thinking about

Sneaky chat app Signal deploys decoy domains to deny despots

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Re: Might be secure but it sure as hell isn't anonymous

Secure communication is a problem. It's less of a problem if the parties communicating can communicate safely and securely in advance to agree their protocols, and when they have a limited number of messages that they may want to transmit. Then you can use the good old system of odd phrases which mean something different - but not coded. Basically you can then post messages publicly, like in the old Times Personal Column.

e.g. Sammy Snowfish: the rhubard grows well this month.

Which the recipient knows means that the operation will start on time, as planned.

Peterkin Rabbit: send 15kg of anthracite to usual address at once

Operation will start at 7.30am against alternate target.

Rollout of smart meters continues at a snail's pace

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Re: I know it's El Reg

Precision in language is important, have a +1

In fact, I dunno about Cerebral Palsy, but when I were a young ElReglet the term 'spastic' was most usually applied to those poor sods who were partially crippled from childhood polio, and had to wear a metal leg caliper. There was a bloke in my year in school with the problem. And who remembers the large collecting boxes for 'The Spastic Society' that stood on pavements, and were shaped like a boy wearing a leg caliper?

Gov claws back £440m for rural broadband

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30% takeup?

Sounds plausible. I can think of several 'domestic' use cases that can use speeds of 20+Mbps. House with several teenagers all streaming Netflix? Small business? But average houshold wathcing a bit of iPlayer and surfing amazon? No. We're getting FTTP in a few weeks, but I've still not worked out a way to justify going for more than 76Mbps nominal. The 20Mbps upload is what I'm really looking forward to - 8 hours for 1 GB at the moment (887kbps).

I know we will never need more than 640K of RAM, but what the hell will we need Gigabit connections for in the next decade or two? When we can teleport ourselves down the line, maybe, but not just yet.

And quality is important too. We upgraded to ADSL2+ a few months ago and my line was re-trained to 17.5Mbps. Nice. Except there were so many errors it was unusable. Cranked back down to 10 and it's fine.

Never mind the quality, feel the bandwidth.

Did EU ruling invalidate the UK's bonkers Snoopers' Charter?

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Don't be cowed by terrorists

I see T May is urging us not to be cowed by terroriists. As far as I can tell, the only people cowed by terrorists are the editors of certain 'newspapers' and the government. The IPA is un-necessary, knee-jerk legislation, introduced by a weak government, too frightened of being called soft on terrorism by the editor of the Daily Heil to fight for the fundamental freedoms that the terrorists want removed.. The Government is dong their work for them.

I say fec the government and fec the terrorists.

Landmark EU ruling: Legality of UK's Investigatory Powers Act challenged

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Re: Screensaver Browsing

'Fraid not. Whether your search history contains 10 domains or 10,000 their clever search algorithms will still spot that one time you 'accidentally' visited www.teen-isis-suicide-bombers-on-the-job.com

Just get a VPN - but not one based in the UK.

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Appropriate?

Interesting that the Govt are objecting to the decision, as they already have appropriate limitations and safeguards in place.

To which I answer:

"Welsh Ambulance NHS Trust"

"Food Standards Scotland"

Two of the many, many non-security and police agencies who can browse all our data on the say-so of a lowly manager.

BT and Plusnet most moaned about broadband providers. Again

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Re: Best of a bad bunch...

I've got a Miele vac that's 25 years old and still works fine (may be a reflection on how much I use it). Dyson handheld is convenient until the wall-wart charger died just outside warranty and cost a small fortune for a replacement.

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Re: Best of a bad bunch...

@Lee D and your cable, and the local cell mast

What is this 'cable' and 'local cell mast' of which you speak?

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Re: there's BT and there's bt

Resorting to major generalisations is rather unbecoming

No, no, no, my good sir or madam.Making wild and generally unfounded generalisations an an attempt to make a mildly funny point is an essential part of an El Reg comment. You want sad and serious? Go to 21st Century Clown World.com

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there's BT and there's bt

I'm with BT business and they're great. UK based support staff who know what they're talking about.

I could make some rude comments suggesting that sky have so few complaints because their users are too dim to realise things aren't working, I could, but I won't.

Zuckerberg turns his home into Creepy Robot Buddy

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Co-incidence?

Is it a co-incidence that the enxt article posted after this one is Non-existent sex robots already burning holes in men’s pockets? Have we been told the whole truth about Zuck's research?

Screw EU! Apple to fight back over €13bn tax bill

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Repatriation?

" Apple can't repatriate profits to the US without paying US corporation tax on them"

Except when a kind President thinks that it would be a good idea to have an amnesty and let profits be repatriated tax free or at a very low rate (plus a generous donation to his election fund). Now, which Prez seems the most likely to do something like that?

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Re: Apple

"Once BREXIT happens our Gubbermint can do those very same deals and the EU can go piss into the wind."

Errrmmm....no actually. Well, technically yes, but most international trade treaties tend to include bans on that sort of thing as it would be unfair. You want to trade tariff-free with the EU? No state aid. If the idiots in the UK govt decided to go for that sort of help then I doubt many companies would come here as they couldn't sell UK made stuff abroad.

By heck, and they told us this Wrexit thing would be easy.

MPs suggest introducing web blocking to tackle suicide rates in UK

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The good news...

Personally every time I see the Dail Heil website (or the Sun, Excess etc) I feel I want to open a vein. Usually my own (but not always). Does that mean their websites can be blocked?

If at first you don't succeed, send another Mars lander – this time a deep driller

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Re: Explore Martian lava tubes instead?

No point. The lava tubes are almost certainly the home of mind-controlling dragons, who will take over the brains of anyone exploring the tubes and convince them they are seeing an empty cavern.

(c) E.E. Smith

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Re: Better put a couple of metres on that drill bit

Just hope they don't economise and buy the 'six for £1' drill bits from Poundland like I foolishly did. See the Vimes theory of Boots.

Fox's meal Sky ready to smother Europe with foreign language OTT content

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Re: BBC iPlayer

And does this also mean that RTE could have Freesat channels that can be seen in the UK? I've always understood the problem was they only had the rights for Ireland on a lot of films etc.

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Re: censorship

" the BBFC is apparently to be tasked with "blocking" unsuitable material,

A moment spent thinking about how they will do this makes me worried about whether allowing the BBFC to deploy ground-to-space missiles and lasers to take out naughty satellites is perhaps going a tad too far.

Although the Welsh Ambulance Trust to get to see all our browsing histories so they can fight terrorism, so perhaps it is proportionate.

WINNER! Crush your loved ones at Connect Four this Christmas

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Nuclear War

Lovely board/card game. Aim is to assemble nuclear warheads and delivery systems and wipe out your opponents in a nuclear attack. Lovely game.

The sting in the tail is that when someone loses they can launch all their remaining stuff back, which tends to wipe out the attacker.

A very common result is that everyone ends up dead. Hmmm....