* Posts by Pen-y-gors

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Ex-asylum seeker with infosec degree loses discrimination claim against UK cyber range provider after storming out

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Cyber?

"for an unnamed company that set up a UK cyber range in mid-2019"

So this is what they meant by having a career 'in cyber'.

And there was the rest of us taking the piss about Government PR agencies not having a clue. Red faces all round.

Starlink's latent China crisis could spark a whole new world of warcraft

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A question

Can one hide a satellite dish on the ground? Inside a shed for instance? With a thin roof? Like the big radar domes?

Don't be a fool, cover your tool: How IBM's mighty XT keyboard was felled by toxic atmosphere of the '80s

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Re: Smoking

One advantage of the drop in keyboard prices (these days I get Logitech ones for about £15) is that you can try extreme cleaning and if it fails, just grab a new one. I have heard, but not tried, that just bunging the whole thing in the dishwasher on a gentle cycle can often work.

In the old days, plastic cups of coffee all over the keyboard used to be a common problem, usually sorted by just putting the keyboard keys-down on the radiator for a day. That only worked with coffee without sugar. If it had sugar in just bin it.

Problem these days is more biscuit crumbs, and blobs of hummus (this is the 21st century) than fag-ash. A good shake often helps.

Huge if true: If you show people articles saying that Firefox is faster than Chrome, they'll believe it

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'Faster'?

Meh!

The speed the browser renders pages is a minor factor. The biggest speed factor is dodgy websites that make several hundred https connections to get all they need to render a single page - slow even over 300Mbps connection.

Huawei's first desktop PC to be sold outside China is a sleek business machine with optional 'smart' keyboard

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Re: Serial Ports are for Point Of Sale retail.

Nope. It's for fitting the official Chinese-Government-issued personal Id dongle, and won't work without one.

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Re: "like your favourite coffee table book."

It's an odd comment. The whole point of 'coffee table books' is that you don't have a favourite. They are large and glossy, and sit on your coffee table to impress your friends. They aren't for reading and enjoying.

SpaceX wants to slap Starlink internet terminals on planes, trucks, and boats – but Tesla owners need not apply

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1 million users?

So Starlink, 4000 satellites messing up the sky, can only provide connectivity to 1 million users?

I was expecting hundreds of millions

Google's ex-boss tells the US it's time to take the gloves off on autonomous weapons

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What happened to "Don't Be Evil"?

Now it seems to be Kill everyone in the World! Mwahahaha

The sooner AI stops trying to mimic human intelligence, the better – as there isn't any

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Re: • Park in the same spot at the supermarket

It is very sensible. As one ages ones memory often becomes a little, thingy, you know. Particular problems come from trying to remember a specific instance of a regular event, like parking in the supermarket. The brain just drops the info as soon as it comes in. So wandering out with 3 large carrier-bags you're standing there like a plonker for ages trying to remember where you parked THIS time. Much better to stick to the same place, and stick a flag on your car radio aerial.

I have a similar problem parking in town. Probably a dozen spots where I can sometimes find a slot, so drive from one to the next until I find a space. An hour later: where the heck did I park! I have to mentally replay my route until it clicks.

The 40-Year-Old Version: ZX81's sleek plastic case shows no sign of middle-aged spread

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Re: "Some dealt with the RAM pack with..."

I solved the problem of RAM-pack wobble with a bent coat hanger. And the overheating problem with a packet of frozen peas or a 1pt carton of frozen milk placed on the flat bit.

Excel-lent: Microsoft debuts low-code Power Fx language... but it is not really new

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Re: A coding language that will..

I don't have any problem (in principle) with spreadsheet-wielding businessfolk, if only someone would take them away for a mandatory 3-month course in a remote camp in the Highlands learning how to TEST stuff before they rely on the answers.

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Re: Everything Old is New?

Who remembers "The Last One" (circa early 1980s?) Would make programming obsolete? - 40 years later and I'm still coding away!

I'm not sure about low code/no code: but code generators and frameworks do have a definite place. I used them on various mainframe applications in the good old days - something called TELON to generate COBOL frameworks and an online system for CICS called UFO. They saved a lot of time, as the skilled prcoder could concentrate on the application logic, and not worry too much about making sure someone had fitted the wheels to the car.

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Re: why this continuous creation of new languages

BASIC? Pah! What's wrong with FORTRAN IV?

Out of interest, has anyone ever tried building a website in FORTRAN instead of, say, PHP?

Apple's latest macOS Big Sur update stops cheapo USB-C hubs bricking your machine

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Surely this is a hardwaare issue for Apple?

I have a large number of electrical devices in my house that will break ('be bricked') if they are fed too much power. Fires, kettle, toaster, microwave, lights - in all cases they are protected by inserting a clever little gadget into the circuit called a 'fuse'. If too much power is supplied then the 'fuse' goes pop, and prevents the device from 'being bricked'. All that is needed then is to find a better power supply, and replace the 'fuse' (at a cost of pennies).

Can I patent this idea and sell it to Apple? I'm sure it wouldn't add more than $1000 to the price of a MacBook (or 50cents to the price of a PC)

UK's Health Department desperately seeking service provider to run IT after 'cloud-first' shift

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Going out on a limb here...

But, just a wild, crazy thought.

How about employing some staff with the necessary skills, on a decent salary, to create some sort of in-house 'department' who can do the work. For a lot less money!

NASA sends nuclear tank 293 million miles to Mars, misses landing spot by just five metres. Now watch its video

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Wind

Sitting at home on Earth, listening to the wind blowing outside.

Click on the audio link, listen to the wind blowing on Mars.

Surreal

Mind-blowing.

You want me to do WHAT in that prepaid envelope?

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Mice/trackballs...meh

Having started to get nasty Carpel tunnel some years back, I switched to trying to use a trackball. Nah. Just ended up with a sprained thumb.

For quite a while now I've been using various incarnations of the Anker/Perixx vertical mouse. Basically a different shape so the hand is vertical, and larger than a standard mouse, but otherwise you still move it around. Very comfortable. No carpal probs at all now. They're about £15 from You-kno-who, and tend to conk out after 2-3 years, but well worth trying.

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Re: Club 50+

I think in Cymru it's actually Club 60+, and then every three years. The latest one was much simpler than the first!

And being a bit serious, please, please, please use the test kit if you get sent one. Several friends have been hit with bowel cancer, and it's really not nice.

Cambodia to force all internet traffic through national 'Internet Gateway'

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Starlink?

Will this work once people can get internet from the sky via Mr Musk?

Can you disguise the satellite dish so they don't know you have one?

Soviet 'Enigma' cipher machine sells for $22k at collapsed museum's exhibits auction

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Game time

For some odd reason I looked at that keyboard and wanted to play Mah Jong.

British owners of .eu domains given an extra three months to find a European address

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Re: Good read

Hmmm.... So the population of NZ are so healthy they'll live for ever?

It's simple.

Johnson and his cronies are to blame. A government that has killed over 100K of its citizens, and still the survivors vote for them.

Roll on #indywales!

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Re: We are still in "Europe"

The simple answer though would be for some cunning European law firm or similar to provide a registration address

My registrar does exactly this. Switched the registered address on 4 .eu domains to them. Took 5 mins.

No ports, no borders, no hope: Xiaomi's cool but impractical all-screen concept phone

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Re: Yes

Can I be a bit of a pedant please? (Well, I'm a long-time commentard on El Reg)

People keep referring to how bad it is to overfill the kettle, but I think that's over-rated. Most kettles are quite well insulated (to stop people burning themselves), so the extra water is still quite hot when the next cuppa is needed (probably within the hour). I just checked mine and after 1 hr it was still 50C, so only needs half heating (tap water is currently 7.4C)

So the best solution to over-filled kettle power wastage is a kettle-cosy. There could be a nice lockdown cottage industry, hand-knitting insulating jackets for kettles to slow the cooling even further.

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Re: Reset hole?

2 minutes in the microwave?

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How many?

and up to more than ten complex polishing procedures.

So how many is that exactly? 0 is a solution to the equation, so is 967,322,014

The Linux box that runs the exec carpark gate is down! A chance for PostgreSQL Man to show his quality

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Re: Had a call...

Now, personally I'd expect all my passwords/accounts to be cancelled even before I reached the door, so pointless being asked to sort a problem.

If they haven't then that is a big hole in their security

I remember in one job that we realised something was up (compulsory redundancies) one morning when we came in and saw the IT manager hunched over a terminal in the Security manager's office - deleting accounts! They had already asked for volunteers, and my hand had gone up (after I finished negotiating the package - I was also union rep). But that wasn't enough. The compulsory ones had letters delivered by taxi the previous evening, asking them to go to a hotel at a specific time the next morning, and not to go into the office first. There they met management and got their redundo cheque. They were escorted into the building after 5pm to clear their desks!

Personally I came out of it well. Had a phone call the night before the last day offering me a new job at 50% more dosh, start immediately. The smile on my face when I went in the next day to collect my cheque!

The good optics of silicon photonics: Light sailing serenely down a fibre

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How fast is fast enough?

I'm currently on 300Mbps FTTP with BT. Do I want/need to blow an extra £10/month to get 900? Decisions, decisions... (This is in rural northern Ceredigion)

What pisses me off with fibre is the fact that general web access is virtually the same speed as pre-fibre. It's making the 50-100 connections to Facebook, Twitter and god knows what else that slows it. (Just loaded a Daily Heil story as a test - 283 connections!) It's great for moving large files, but people expecting lightening-fast page loads will be sadly disappointed.

BOFH: Are you a druid? Legally, you have to tell me if you're a druid

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Am I a Druid?

Okay, if it's a legal requirement, I confess. I am a Druid.

I'm a fully-paid up member of the Gorsedd of Bards of the Isle of Britain, Urdd Derwydd (order of druids) - green robes. I was inducted at a mysterious and ancient ceremony involving a big sword and strange oaths, in the former Dr Who Experience in Cardiff in 2018. Strange but true (it was raining outside)

Quixotic Californian crusade to officially recognize the hellabyte and hellagram is going hella nowhere

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Could I suggest

'Shitloadsa' abbrev $

e.g. 5 shitloadsabits = 5$b

Dusty passports, smart tops and tracksuit bottoms: Are virtual events better or worse than the real thing?

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Re: In person

Some of us humans are pretty-antisocial creatures too! Who was it said "Hell is other people"? Conferences? Wandering around feeling depressed, followed by a boring evening in an identikit hotel room. Big crowds are never fun, small groups are sometimes okay, Zoom is god-awful. Even when the technology works for everyone it is so horrible and artificial I can't wait for it to be over. I get lots of invites for various virtual events - talks etc - and I've attended about 2 in the last 10 months.

Curl up in bed with the cats and a good book.

Trump silenced online: Facebook, Twitter etc balk at insurrection, shut the door after horse bolts and nearly burns down the stable

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Horse/bolted

I prefer the Welsh equivalent "Codi pais ar ôl piso" - to lift up one's skirt AFTER you've pissed!

HP bows to pressure, reinstates free monthly ink plan... for existing customers

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Alternatives?

I've never come across the idea of renting ink before. Curious.

My Brother laser has a much more sophisticated system. It came with some toner cartridges. I bought a set of replacement ones from Amazon. When a cartridge ran out I replaced it, and ordered another. Toner for ever!

HTTPS-only mode arrives in Firefox 83 as Mozilla finds new home for Rust-y Servo engine

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Bit of a faff

I do development on Apache on my laptop. Really don't need https there. But anytime a page fails Firefox heads off to google instead of giving me a 404. I'm sure I can fix it but I just can't be asked!

And I have a load of public sites that I need to add Lets Encrypt to. Great idea until it fails to renew and I have to force it manually.

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Man in the middle?

Technically possible, but I usually use a wired connection to my router, and my WiFi is fairly well encrypted - and miles from anywhere.

For public WiFi - isn't that why we all run a VPN on our phones and laptops?

Adiós Arecibo Observatory: America's largest radio telescope faces explosive end after over 50 years of service

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Shirley...

There must be an option to just partially clear the existing site and then rebuild using the latest materials and technology? Presumably the site is the ideal shape?

UK's 'minimum viable product' for Brexit transit software will not be ready until December, leaving no time for testing

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Re: Too Late

And for 20 of those days (at least) England is under lockdown and people may or may not be able to work from home...

The car you buy in 2025 will include a terabyte of storage. Robo-taxis might need 11TB

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I must admit

I assumed this piece of sillyness was another Gartner crystal ball job. I was wrong!

Trump H-1B visa crackdown hit with legal double whammy: Tech giants, Chamber of Commerce challenge rules

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Elephant in the room?

One has to wonder what kind of person would be crazy enough to WANT to move to the USA to work.

With less than two months left, let's check in on Brexit: All IT systems are up and running and ready to go, says no one

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No need to panic

All this fuss about thousands of lorries getting stuck and not knowing what to do.

Silly.

All HGVs moving between UK and EU after 1/1/21 will need an ECMT permit. They are hard to come by as they are limited in number. To be precise, UK has a total of about 3,500 - to cover 300,000 vehicles. So with a max 3500 vehicles somewhere between their base and destination in the EU, the lack of software is the least of their worries!

How many permits are available?The UK has a base limit of 102 annual permits, which can be converted into a higher number of permits if their use is restricted to EURO VI vehicles or if they are converted into monthly permits. A permit is allocated specifically to a company and can’t be transferred to another company. Each permit can be used only by one vehicle at a time.It can be used by different vehicles successively as there is no mention of registration number.The UK notified OECD of how it will distribute its quota between short-term permits and long-term permits, and between permits restricted to EURO VI vehicles and permits for EURO V vehicles. The UK will only be able to issue and allocate:

•984 annual EURO VI ECMT permits,

•2,592 monthly EURO VI ECMT permits,

•and 240 monthly EURO V ECMT permits.

Currently, 300000 UK-registered powered vehicles travel from the UK to the continent every year, to which we need to add vehicles travelling to the Republic of Ireland

H2? Oh! New water-splitting technique pushes progress of green hydrogen

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Mature technology?

"However, if we are to meet 2050 targets, we are probably well advised to use technologies that are relatively mature and can be manufactured at a larger scale right now," Jansen said.

But, given that present 'mature' technology is massively capital intensive, would you invest in any if you'd just read this article? That's a big problem in many areas. A technology is developed that works, but someone already has something in the lab that will be simpler, cleaner, 50% faster, and 90% cheaper. Granted it will take 2-3 years to fully develop, but it means anyone investing now have to recoup all their capital costs in that 2-3 years before they become redundant, instead of over 10-20 years that the plant could probably run for. Which seriously increases prices for users, who won't switch.

See "Cost of EVs and problems charging them" as an example

Return of the flying car, just when we all need to escape

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Justice?

"Some of them are even under investigation by the justice system for their failings during the initial COVID-19 outbreak."

That could never happen in good ol' Blighty. Here we just let them keep killing and bunging billions to their mates. All perfectly legal. And now they can kill people legally if it's "in the national economic interest"

Tories. Donncha luv em.

Flash haters, rejoice! Microsoft releases tool to let you nuke Adobe's security horror before support ends

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Win 10 ver 2004?

That's what I'm running and it isn't in the list of available updates.

ISS air leakage fixed in time for crew handover, thanks to floating teabag

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Bishop Airlock?

What's his diocese?

'Ow do you tell?

Tattooed on the back of his neck.

Transport for London data pilot: We want to keep tabs on dockless bikes and e-bikes

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Could be useful data

Never mind the tracking of problem areas of dumped bikes, scooters etc. Potentially the data can be used to identify areas where there is clear demand for parking the things, but insufficient supply, and so allow the councils to repurpose some existing car parking bays into bike/scooter parking areas.

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Parking on the pavement?

Dunno about the wider world, but in Cymru (and I suspect England) parking on the pavement is not actually an offence. What IS an offence is *obstructing* the pavement. But that only happens when someone is actually obstructed, not when it is still merely a possibility. So, it has to be complained about by the person obstructed to have any hope of the plods doing something.

Interestingly, the Senedd in Cardiff is considering (or maybe has passed) legislation to make the actual parking illegal.

Is Google fudging search rankings to benefit pages that embed YouTube vids? Or is this just another ‘bug’?

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Veeery interesting...

But stupid.

Never mind YouTube. My first thought was to embed an entire webpage in an iframe - but after a few microseconds realised that wouldn't work, because there would then be no search terms recognised as there would be no content in the actual page! But is there a compromise? Load a basic chunk of plain-vanilla text with the critical phrases, suitably non-displayed, and then put the rest of the page into an iframe? Be interesting to experiment, until it gets blocked.

How I long for the old days when content was king and SEO meant having useful terms in an <h1> tag and in the first few K of the page.

NASA hires Nokia to build first 4G network on the Moon as part of plan to boldly go back to lunar surface by 2024

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Re: Purely on grounds of practicality

I think the neighbours might have something to say when they apply for planning permission. Blasted NIMBCs (not in my back crater). Tangle with black monoliths at your peril.

The vid-confs drinking game: Down a shot of brandy every time someone titters 'Sorry, I was on mute'

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Rural peace...

It's normally pretty quiet in this bit of the paradise on earth that is rural Cymru. There's a bit of traffic on the main road - sadly you can hear a car for a minute in each direction. The odd aircraft defending us against trrrsts, or taking rich people to the New World, tractors ? Meh.

One of the best bits about Lockdown I - How It All Started, was the silence. Sitting on the bench outside, and no human-made sounds. Just the stream, the birds, the wind in the trees, the sheep, the cows, the horses. And no aircraft. At one point I looked at FlightRadar24 and there wasn't a single aircraft in Welsh airspace. I could get to like that.

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Re: Alternate reality

Can't beat an elephant but have had goats that got out from a nearby field, and sometimes get the odd sheep when the farmer is moving them between fields. C'est la vie rurale!

Five Eyes nations plus Japan, India call for Big Tech to bake backdoors into everything

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Re: Can never work

That worked really well when they tried to ban PGP as being 'weapons grade' software. I believe he published the entire source code of PGP in a hardback book