Cyber?
"for an unnamed company that set up a UK cyber range in mid-2019"
So this is what they meant by having a career 'in cyber'.
And there was the rest of us taking the piss about Government PR agencies not having a clue. Red faces all round.
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One advantage of the drop in keyboard prices (these days I get Logitech ones for about £15) is that you can try extreme cleaning and if it fails, just grab a new one. I have heard, but not tried, that just bunging the whole thing in the dishwasher on a gentle cycle can often work.
In the old days, plastic cups of coffee all over the keyboard used to be a common problem, usually sorted by just putting the keyboard keys-down on the radiator for a day. That only worked with coffee without sugar. If it had sugar in just bin it.
Problem these days is more biscuit crumbs, and blobs of hummus (this is the 21st century) than fag-ash. A good shake often helps.
It is very sensible. As one ages ones memory often becomes a little, thingy, you know. Particular problems come from trying to remember a specific instance of a regular event, like parking in the supermarket. The brain just drops the info as soon as it comes in. So wandering out with 3 large carrier-bags you're standing there like a plonker for ages trying to remember where you parked THIS time. Much better to stick to the same place, and stick a flag on your car radio aerial.
I have a similar problem parking in town. Probably a dozen spots where I can sometimes find a slot, so drive from one to the next until I find a space. An hour later: where the heck did I park! I have to mentally replay my route until it clicks.
Who remembers "The Last One" (circa early 1980s?) Would make programming obsolete? - 40 years later and I'm still coding away!
I'm not sure about low code/no code: but code generators and frameworks do have a definite place. I used them on various mainframe applications in the good old days - something called TELON to generate COBOL frameworks and an online system for CICS called UFO. They saved a lot of time, as the skilled prcoder could concentrate on the application logic, and not worry too much about making sure someone had fitted the wheels to the car.
I have a large number of electrical devices in my house that will break ('be bricked') if they are fed too much power. Fires, kettle, toaster, microwave, lights - in all cases they are protected by inserting a clever little gadget into the circuit called a 'fuse'. If too much power is supplied then the 'fuse' goes pop, and prevents the device from 'being bricked'. All that is needed then is to find a better power supply, and replace the 'fuse' (at a cost of pennies).
Can I patent this idea and sell it to Apple? I'm sure it wouldn't add more than $1000 to the price of a MacBook (or 50cents to the price of a PC)
Having started to get nasty Carpel tunnel some years back, I switched to trying to use a trackball. Nah. Just ended up with a sprained thumb.
For quite a while now I've been using various incarnations of the Anker/Perixx vertical mouse. Basically a different shape so the hand is vertical, and larger than a standard mouse, but otherwise you still move it around. Very comfortable. No carpal probs at all now. They're about £15 from You-kno-who, and tend to conk out after 2-3 years, but well worth trying.
Can I be a bit of a pedant please? (Well, I'm a long-time commentard on El Reg)
People keep referring to how bad it is to overfill the kettle, but I think that's over-rated. Most kettles are quite well insulated (to stop people burning themselves), so the extra water is still quite hot when the next cuppa is needed (probably within the hour). I just checked mine and after 1 hr it was still 50C, so only needs half heating (tap water is currently 7.4C)
So the best solution to over-filled kettle power wastage is a kettle-cosy. There could be a nice lockdown cottage industry, hand-knitting insulating jackets for kettles to slow the cooling even further.
Now, personally I'd expect all my passwords/accounts to be cancelled even before I reached the door, so pointless being asked to sort a problem.
If they haven't then that is a big hole in their security
I remember in one job that we realised something was up (compulsory redundancies) one morning when we came in and saw the IT manager hunched over a terminal in the Security manager's office - deleting accounts! They had already asked for volunteers, and my hand had gone up (after I finished negotiating the package - I was also union rep). But that wasn't enough. The compulsory ones had letters delivered by taxi the previous evening, asking them to go to a hotel at a specific time the next morning, and not to go into the office first. There they met management and got their redundo cheque. They were escorted into the building after 5pm to clear their desks!
Personally I came out of it well. Had a phone call the night before the last day offering me a new job at 50% more dosh, start immediately. The smile on my face when I went in the next day to collect my cheque!
I'm currently on 300Mbps FTTP with BT. Do I want/need to blow an extra £10/month to get 900? Decisions, decisions... (This is in rural northern Ceredigion)
What pisses me off with fibre is the fact that general web access is virtually the same speed as pre-fibre. It's making the 50-100 connections to Facebook, Twitter and god knows what else that slows it. (Just loaded a Daily Heil story as a test - 283 connections!) It's great for moving large files, but people expecting lightening-fast page loads will be sadly disappointed.
Okay, if it's a legal requirement, I confess. I am a Druid.
I'm a fully-paid up member of the Gorsedd of Bards of the Isle of Britain, Urdd Derwydd (order of druids) - green robes. I was inducted at a mysterious and ancient ceremony involving a big sword and strange oaths, in the former Dr Who Experience in Cardiff in 2018. Strange but true (it was raining outside)
Some of us humans are pretty-antisocial creatures too! Who was it said "Hell is other people"? Conferences? Wandering around feeling depressed, followed by a boring evening in an identikit hotel room. Big crowds are never fun, small groups are sometimes okay, Zoom is god-awful. Even when the technology works for everyone it is so horrible and artificial I can't wait for it to be over. I get lots of invites for various virtual events - talks etc - and I've attended about 2 in the last 10 months.
Curl up in bed with the cats and a good book.
I do development on Apache on my laptop. Really don't need https there. But anytime a page fails Firefox heads off to google instead of giving me a 404. I'm sure I can fix it but I just can't be asked!
And I have a load of public sites that I need to add Lets Encrypt to. Great idea until it fails to renew and I have to force it manually.
All this fuss about thousands of lorries getting stuck and not knowing what to do.
Silly.
All HGVs moving between UK and EU after 1/1/21 will need an ECMT permit. They are hard to come by as they are limited in number. To be precise, UK has a total of about 3,500 - to cover 300,000 vehicles. So with a max 3500 vehicles somewhere between their base and destination in the EU, the lack of software is the least of their worries!
How many permits are available?The UK has a base limit of 102 annual permits, which can be converted into a higher number of permits if their use is restricted to EURO VI vehicles or if they are converted into monthly permits. A permit is allocated specifically to a company and can’t be transferred to another company. Each permit can be used only by one vehicle at a time.It can be used by different vehicles successively as there is no mention of registration number.The UK notified OECD of how it will distribute its quota between short-term permits and long-term permits, and between permits restricted to EURO VI vehicles and permits for EURO V vehicles. The UK will only be able to issue and allocate:
•984 annual EURO VI ECMT permits,
•2,592 monthly EURO VI ECMT permits,
•and 240 monthly EURO V ECMT permits.
Currently, 300000 UK-registered powered vehicles travel from the UK to the continent every year, to which we need to add vehicles travelling to the Republic of Ireland
"However, if we are to meet 2050 targets, we are probably well advised to use technologies that are relatively mature and can be manufactured at a larger scale right now," Jansen said.
But, given that present 'mature' technology is massively capital intensive, would you invest in any if you'd just read this article? That's a big problem in many areas. A technology is developed that works, but someone already has something in the lab that will be simpler, cleaner, 50% faster, and 90% cheaper. Granted it will take 2-3 years to fully develop, but it means anyone investing now have to recoup all their capital costs in that 2-3 years before they become redundant, instead of over 10-20 years that the plant could probably run for. Which seriously increases prices for users, who won't switch.
See "Cost of EVs and problems charging them" as an example
"Some of them are even under investigation by the justice system for their failings during the initial COVID-19 outbreak."
That could never happen in good ol' Blighty. Here we just let them keep killing and bunging billions to their mates. All perfectly legal. And now they can kill people legally if it's "in the national economic interest"
Tories. Donncha luv em.
Never mind the tracking of problem areas of dumped bikes, scooters etc. Potentially the data can be used to identify areas where there is clear demand for parking the things, but insufficient supply, and so allow the councils to repurpose some existing car parking bays into bike/scooter parking areas.
Dunno about the wider world, but in Cymru (and I suspect England) parking on the pavement is not actually an offence. What IS an offence is *obstructing* the pavement. But that only happens when someone is actually obstructed, not when it is still merely a possibility. So, it has to be complained about by the person obstructed to have any hope of the plods doing something.
Interestingly, the Senedd in Cardiff is considering (or maybe has passed) legislation to make the actual parking illegal.
But stupid.
Never mind YouTube. My first thought was to embed an entire webpage in an iframe - but after a few microseconds realised that wouldn't work, because there would then be no search terms recognised as there would be no content in the actual page! But is there a compromise? Load a basic chunk of plain-vanilla text with the critical phrases, suitably non-displayed, and then put the rest of the page into an iframe? Be interesting to experiment, until it gets blocked.
How I long for the old days when content was king and SEO meant having useful terms in an <h1> tag and in the first few K of the page.
It's normally pretty quiet in this bit of the paradise on earth that is rural Cymru. There's a bit of traffic on the main road - sadly you can hear a car for a minute in each direction. The odd aircraft defending us against trrrsts, or taking rich people to the New World, tractors ? Meh.
One of the best bits about Lockdown I - How It All Started, was the silence. Sitting on the bench outside, and no human-made sounds. Just the stream, the birds, the wind in the trees, the sheep, the cows, the horses. And no aircraft. At one point I looked at FlightRadar24 and there wasn't a single aircraft in Welsh airspace. I could get to like that.