* Posts by Pen-y-gors

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Butcher breaks out of own freezer using black pudding

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Re: This is a serious problem.

Probably they shouldn't freeze if used properly. But for safety critical systems they shouldn't freeze. Full stop. The design should still work even if you chuck a bucket of water over them.

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Ee, bah, eck etc

Makes you proud to be British.

Of course, no evidence in the article about origin of said life-saver. Might have been Lancashire, but excellent black pudding comes from many parts of the British Isles.

Foreign rubbish like Blutwurst obviously wouldn't have worked.

(Ooooh, thinking of yummy offal, only two weeks to haggis-blowout day!)

Worst-case Brexit could kill 92,000 science, tech jobs across UK – report

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£50 billion cost, yes

....but blue passport covers!

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Re: But the good old days!

Compulsory unemployment for anyone who didn't go to public school!

Absolute rubbish.

There will be compulsory employment as the fags of those who did go to public school.

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Those areas were all covered by the official government impact assessments that they prepared and published before invoking Art50....oh, no, wait....

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near-socialist view of regulation

I don't agree with your simplistic view of EU regulatory philosophy, but even if I did, what's wrong with a 'near-socialist' approach, that aims to create the most good for the most people.

Rather batter than the USian approach.

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Re: meh

It's called 'planning' - one makes a range of assumptions based on a reasoned analysis of the plausible scenarios and then models the likely results of those assumptions. They don't claim to predict the future with 100% accuracy, but as an approach to minimise risk it's better than assuming a brigade of the 5th Cavalry mounted on flying unicorns will turn up at the last minute and save you from your stupidity.

Transport pundit Christian Wolmar on why the driverless car is on a 'road to nowhere'

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Re: Zebra crossings

@Not also etc

'Indicators' - are just that, an indication, not a statement of fact. I remember a case some years ago, driver was waiting to pull out onto main road, another car approaching from right on the main road, indicating to turn left (i.e. into the road of the waiting driver). Waiting driver assumes he can safely pull out, does so, and oncoming vehicle drives straight into his side. Verdict: blame entirely on the person who pulled out. Right of way goes to the vehicle on the main road, indicators just suggest.

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Re: It's too Black and White

@jmch

If you could drive 15 minutes to get on the motorway

ROFL! Nearest M-way is about 2 hours drive away!

(Which is actually a good thing, as it discourages visitors)

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Re: They will never work in an urban environment.

@AC

Only if no one is looking.

Bloody CCTV everywhere - spoiling all our fun!

Heart of darkness: Inside the Osówka underground city

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Human cost

Reminds me of a holiday on Alderney some years ago, staying at the Landmark Trust's 'Fort Clonque' - a Napoleonic-War-era fortress on its own little island, which was re-fortified by the Germans during the WWII occupation, using slave labour from the concentration camp they built on the island.

My bedroom was in a WWII-era gun bunker, with double glazing in the gun-slit looking out to sea. Slight twinge about having a happy holiday in something built by Polish slaves, but at the same time they were at least being remembered.

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King Arthur's Labyrinth

While this is on a much larger scale, bits sound reminiscent of King Arthur's Labyrinth near Machynlleth. In the latter case the caverns were excavated as a slate mine, but still impressive - some of the main caverns are vast! Also complete with flooded tunnels (you enter by riding on a boat - with small outboard - through the flooded tunnels) and hard hats for the bits where the tunnel is about 4ft high. The aim of the tour is to view various bits of son-et-lumiere on the theme of the Welsh tales of King Arthur. Personally I'd pay just to explore the tunnels!

Well worth a visit if in the area. The adjoining Corris Craft Centre is home to Dyfi Distillery, makers of award-winning gin!

Fancy a fidget? Craze makes debut entry into PornHub's top searches

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Re: I expect an early spring spike

Surely by now any sensible person is running a VPN either a) for security or b) to allow streaming from a different country.

Doesn't Pornhub fall into category b)? Didn't anyone explain this to Treeza?

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Fidget spinners?

I must have led a sheltered life - I really can't think of any way they could be used to enhance rumpy-pumpy - and I have no intention of googling it to find out more. My bottle of mind-bleach is nearly empty.

Cabinet reshuffle leaves UK digital policy and GDS rudderless. And now the news...

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Headline

Cabinet reshuffle leaves UK digital policy and GDS rudderless. And now the news... sums it up perfectly, although you could happily omit 'digital policy and GDS'

MPs sceptical of plan for IT to save the day after UK quits customs union

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Re: Yes, but

And don't forget the BLUE passport cover. Which we could have had for the last 30 years if we wanted. (Technically 'Prussian' blue I believe)

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Re: but they took a clear decision

@Martin Gregorie

written in clear legible text in the gummint-issued booklet

Ah, but that booklet was probably written by 'experts' (people with GCSE Eng Lang) so obviously isn't relevant

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Easiest new system in history

Of course the IT won't be able to do everything - but their highly trained force of Border Force telepathic unicorns will be able to speed things up considerably.

And they have lots of time, as it appears that all the UK lorry-drivers' licenses for EU work will become invalid on day 1 in the brave new free world.

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Re: Exactly...

Yep, ask Turkey - about the paperwork and days lorry drivers spend waiting for customs checks.

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No need to tell them not to trade, it's unlikely any businesses will be left who can trade...

Boffins use inkjets to print explosives

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Sawdust, coal dust and fine sugar have all caused major fires when mixed into a sufficient volume of air while a heat source is present.

And flour, I believe. And not just fires - explodes impressively at the right concentrations.

Cue Sir Pterry and "Monstrous Regiment" - but happens in real life as well.

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This might not bode well

This is clever, but - and I hesitate to ask this question as it may be mis-interpreted by certain organisations - how difficult is it to make normal thermite in large quantities? Not that I want a detailed recipe, you understand, but is it kitchen-table chemistry or major-industrial-plant chemistry?

Interesting possibilities for booby-trapped 3D-printed stuff though...

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Re: @ Paul Woodhouse.

6' drainpipe is bloody big drainpipe

<spinal tap>

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Making amateur bangs is not a good idea.

Scene: St Andrews, late 1974. A University residence Ball.

After the cabaret everyone goes out into the courtyard for fireworks - not the official sort, these had been made by a chemistry student, in coke cans. Some were quite pretty, a few exploded (no injuries).

Everyone goes back to the drinking.

Shortly after there is a nee-naw and blue lights, and the fuzz arrive. Warden then spends some hours down at the Police Station arranging bail for the Senior Student (still dressed as a little schoolboy after the Cabaret) and various others. Unamused Bomb Squad arrives from miles away. I suppose doing this a few days after the Birmingham pub bombings might, in hindsight, have been a mistake.

1980s sci-fi movies: The thrill of being not quite terrified on mum's floral sofa

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Sci-Fi is now Sci-reality

I've always loved Sci-Fi. As someone who was born (just) before the first satellite was launched, I spent the late 60s and 70s hooked on SF - mainly the space-opera type - Asimov, Larry Niven etc.

But now it's fast becoming fact. My PC (hah - Personal computer - who'd uv ever imagined those?) now displays a photograph of Pluto, taken from not-very-far-away. Another lappie has a photo of sunrise over an alien landscape - Mars. Rich Americans are building and launching their own massive rockets. Space probes from Earth have left the Solar System. There have been humans living off the planet, pretty well continuously, for 30+ years.

What's the next exciting step?

If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE

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Re: Picking up burning/smoldering twigs

Conspiracy theory time:

The Russians (or Chinese or Norks or Democrats) have introduced a few Ozzie kites into California, where they have taught the skill of burning-branch-dropping to the local native Bald Eagles, indoctrinating them in their evil ideology at the same time, so that the once proud symbol of USia has now been polluted by the taint of commieness (and probably turned them all gay at the same time - it's the kind of thing those billionaire ruskie commies would do)

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Re: Picking up burning/smoldering twigs

@Tom Paine

"The Red Kites currently recolonization the UK have 5-6' wingspans (hard to appreciate when you see them at a distance) so I imagine that theoretically, yes they could.

They do look fabulous, I must say.

Dunno about REcolonization - we've never totally lost them round here, but numbers have been growing. And they are indeed fabulous - I often see them from my office window, gliding over the fields next door, looking for something small and furry that is about to make its last squeek.

US border cops told to stop copying people's files just for the hell of it

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Fascinating! And rather deviously nasty.

As it can be detected, is there some sort of '42.zip' generator, that would allow everyone to create their own custom version, with different data, sizes, recursion levels etc?

Whizzes' lithium-iron-oxide battery 'octuples' capacity on the cheap

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Re: Where are they now

At a typical breakthrough rate of 7/day for 4 years? Life's too short!

But I think there is a more fundamental problem. I'm sure many of these 'breakthroughs' would actually work, and deliver an extra 10, 15, 20%. But the problem is that the field is moving so fast, and the cost of manufacture are so high, that anyone foolish enough to invest $10 Billion or whatever in manufacturing capacity will lose a lot of it as someone else can come along six months later with an even better mousetrap battery and wipe you out.

Same problem with solar PV - price slowly comes down, performance slowly improves, but no-one can take the risk of the 'great leap forward', because someone else will come up with a slightly greater leap forward 3 months later.

Meltdown, Spectre: The password theft bugs at the heart of Intel CPUs

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" don't run untrusted code"

For 99.9% of the planet that could be tricky. Disabling Javascript totally rather breaks the interwebs these days.Of course they could uninstall their browsers, and go back to Lynx, but realistically..?

ICO slammed for 'unfair' approach to FoI appeal by UK judges

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Instead, the judgement said that the “primary effect of disclosure of disaggregated information would be to allow those who disagree with the policy or its lawfulness to attack it” – and that this could happen without disclosure.

“We have concluded that as a properly informed public debate of the legal issues can be had without that disclosure the public interest balance comes down firmly in favour of non-disclosure," the judges said.

Errrmmm...call me Mister Thicko but how does one have a 'properly informed debate' if the basic facts are kept hidden?

Proposed Brit law to ban b**tards brandishing bots to bulk-buy tickets

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It would simplify things.

Require venues to buy back unwanted tickets at 90% face value (perhaps up to 24 hrs in advance) and make it illegal to offer tickets for sale. Allow transfer of tickets to another person.

Not being able to advertise or sell online would take out a lot of the market. Secret shoppers (PCSOs) wandering outside venues should round up most of the remainder.

Brazil says it has bagged Royal Navy flagship HMS Ocean for £84m

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Re: actual profit..

"Artco Marine Spares LLC (Panama) c/o Arthur Dailey Jnr Marine Enterprises (Plymouth)"

Nah, Ebenezer Pertwee Enterprises, Portsmouth.

Merry Christmas, UK prosecutors: Here's a special gift... a slap from the privacy watchdog

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I think they probably would.

A holiday in Strangeways is lovely at this time of year.

Or possibly something involving a lamp-post and a length of 1/2 inch hemp rope - they say the prospect concentrates a man's mind wonderfully.

ALPHABET TOTALLY LOSES ITS SCHMIDT: Exec chairman Eric quits

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Re: ALPHABET TOTALLY LOSES ITS SCHMIDT

"No Schmidt, Sherlock" - the subhead is even better!

+lots

Meet R2-DILDO: 'Star Wars' sex toys? This is where the fun begins

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Counting down...

to when they get their first cease and desist letter from the rights-holders

10, 9, 8...

Space.. the fi, er, New Frontiers: NASA to hurl space robot at duck comet – or Saturn moon

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Outsourcing?

Given that the Indians managed to send an orbiter to Mars for $74 million (I'm still seriously impressed by that), maybe NASA should consider outsourcing the projects, then they could afford both of them, and probably have enough left over to establish a call-centre on Phobos.

European court: Let's not kid ourselves, Uber. You're a transport firm, not a 'digital service'

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Re: So...

@Mikerahl

Taxi licence along the lines of an HGV licence? It's a start, but local authority needs to be involved - or can someone from a village in the Welsh Marches with a licence potter into central Lunnon and start touting for business? Would not be good.

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Re: Barcelona, Spain

@JimmyPage

El Regers do come from around the world (and beyond - see amanfrommars) but we all know it is a UK based thing, and so should read things in that context. So 'Birmingham' does not need qualification if referring to the grimy blot on the Midlands landscape, but if it's the one in USlandia then it does. Ditto Paris, does not need ', France' added, but 'Hilton' is acceptable.

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Re: Barcelona, Spain

@AC

but catalonia is part of Spain at leats ta the moment.

At the risk of starting a shitstorm of downvotes from Spanish fans of proto-fascism, I would point out that the government of Catalunya declared the country independent.

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Re: So...

Glad to see some common sense prevailing.

ECJ rulings usually do tend on come down on the side of common sense.

Thankfully we'll soon be able to fall back on decisions by British courts, enforcing Brutish law, and won't have to worry about common-sense any more. (Except for the many occasions when ECJ rulings will still apply, although without a UK judge involved)

Danger! High voltage: German customs bods burn half-tonne of weed in power station

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Re: What a waste ?

"Nobody got high in Olching."

That rather assumes none of the stuff 'accidentally' failed to make it into the furnace...

HTC U11 Life: Google tries to tame the midmarket

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Two years?

Two whole years of patches? Oh. Wow.

I accept that is better than the current typical 'two whole days' of patches, but I am still less than overwhelmed.

Make it five years and I won't be so ungratefully grumpy.

Virgin Hyperloop pulls up the biggest chair for Branson, bags $50m, new speed record

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New markets?

to set itself up in new markets in Europe, the Middle East and Russia.

Given that their existing actual markets total precisely zero, shirley the whole world is technically a 'new market'?

HMS Queen Elizabeth has sprung a leak and everyone's all a-tizzy

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I expected better of El Reg.

Nah, pure El Reg-ery. You want boring, straight, factual and only slightly-biased reporting, go to the Beeb.

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Re: "With no planes to fly off her, we might as well sink her"?

Just make sure you remove any potential pollutants first, like aircraft fuel - no, wait, they won't have any on board will they?

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Minor problem

...compared with the lack of aircraft, which means they could leave her in permanent dry-dock without impacting her operational capability.

I'd say more, but after reading the article I feel the need for a wee.

PHWOAR, those noughty inks: '0.1%' named Stat of The Year

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Re: 0.1% or 100%?

100% not natural?

I think not. Possibly very close, but there are enough areas of remote moorland (Dartmoor, Exmoor, Yorkshiire etc) where there are multiple 1km squares without a single human construction or road - well, if you don't count the remains of a bronze-age barrow or round house. Or is heather moorland not natural, as it should be forested?

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Re: 7.7 billion: the number of active phone connections in the world

Google tells me that 1bn people do not have access to electricity globally. Its probably fair to assume these people also do not have mobile phones.

Probably not fair at all. The term 'access to electricity' is a bit vague these days. Does someone in an Indian village with a 100w solar panel 'have access to electricity'? They can certainly charge a phone. Or maybe they have a mini solar panel that's just enough for a phone. Or they take their phone to the village shopkeeper who has a 250W PV setup and charges locals 5p for a charge? I wouldn't be surprised if there are some booming entrepreneurs at little African markets with a bundle of batteries selling fast charges to shoppers.

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Re: The UK has much more in the way of peat bogs (9.4 per cent).

Wow! I never knew that. As my user name implies I'm familiar with peat bogs, and live on the edge of one, but 9.4% sounds like a helluva lot. Is it just the raised ones that are scarce?