* Posts by Pen-y-gors

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Secret mic in Nest gear wasn't supposed to be a secret, says Google, we just forgot to tell anyone

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Re: Oh, crap they caught us again!

It's in the post...

What did turbonerds do before the internet? 41 years ago, a load of BBS

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Printing stencils on the dot-matrix - I remember printing some of my first Green Party leaflets that way.

Then we managed to acquire an electronic stencil cutter. Clever piece of kit - 2 drums. On one you wrapped a document (printed from ZX Spectrum complete with fancy fonts, and even a few photos pasted on), and on the other you put a special stencil. Start her up, and a detector (with a little light) scanned the input image as it span round while a little spark thing burned away on the stencil. Basically like a low-res photo-copier, but just created a master. Lovely smell of ozone or something while it ran. Major technical advance!

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A distant relative of a friend who had recently died contacted me via email.

I'm impressed. Do they have fibre and Gmail in the heavenly kingdom now?

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Re: Not Really Technically... But here be at least One Avid Way to Avoid the Roads to Nowhere

No idea what you're trying to say, but have a +1 for authentic Martian frontier gibberish - a dying skill.

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Re: The concept is not reall dead if you ask me

Also the same problems that historically plagued usenet are still around on Reddit today.

You mean AOL users are allowed on Reddit? That's when Usenet really started going downhill.

Want to create fake web profile pics? This creepy AI tool makes them on demand. Plus predictive policing, and more

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Re: crying out for a mashup with hotornot.com

Coming soon to an interweb near you...

But it raises some interesting questions. How does a non-existent person demonstrate that they are over 18? Would the software also generate fake ID?

Twilight of the sundials: Archaic timepiece dying out and millennials are to blame, reckons boffin

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They're great!

they're rarely seen outside a National Trust garden.

I have one in my garden, which doesn't belong to the National Trust.

I've always been a great fan of pocket sundials!

http://england.prm.ox.ac.uk/englishness-pocket-compass-sundial.html

Pandas so useless they just look at delicious kid who fell into enclosure

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Re: Relate

Trophy hunters get a bad press. I think rich people should be allowed to hunt endangered large carnivores as trophies. Unarmed. In hand to claw combat. If they can strangle the lion or hippo they get to put its head on the wall. Part of the deal is that before the hunt they change their will to leave all their property to appropriate charities.

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I think a lot of people are starting to think that the present crop of UK politicians should be assisted into extinction.

One click and you're out: UK makes it an offence to view terrorist propaganda even once

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Re: Goodbye Youtube?

Never mind Youtube - Google Maps is now illegal.

Go big (with our bandwidth) or go home, Verizon: Texas mulls outlawing 911 throttling after Cali wildfire fiasco

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Re: Has anybody asked ...

Generally quite a sensible view. I'd go a little further and suggest that perhaps Verizon could introduce a new plan, especially for the emergency services, which costs the same as the 25GB capped one, but without the cap. And publicise it heavily as "Verizon - working for your community" - and if all the Fire Service phones suddenly start using several hundred Gb a month as the firepeople watch pr0n during quiet moments then they start another advertising campaign "Verizon - bringing free self-pleasure to our brave fire-fighters"

The proposed law to ban throttling also means that some dork in his storm cellar during the tornado can happily hog all the available bandwidth watching pr0n while he waits for it to be safe to come out. That is not a good thing.

Object-recognition AI – the dumb program's idea of a smart program: How neural nets are really just looking at textures

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Interesting picture

Looks like a cyborg programming a wall of slightly distorted Bletchley Park Bombes - is this how our robot overlords decode our DNA so as to exercise total control over all life-forms?

RIP Dr Peuto, Zilog and Sun's bright SPARC

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Re: Halt and Catch Fire

I think I can do better than that. Early 80s went to the Science Museum in London and they had an exhibition on early C20 Hollerith tabulator technology - including a manual single-card card-punch (with 12 buttons on a sort of carriage on top) (Not have heavy use, we had proper 029 punches and 'punch girls' for that)

I gleefully told my friends that we still had one in the department that was used daily!

[I'm sad that I can still remember 12-0-1-8-9 as being an important code as it was x00]

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Ah yes, didn't do much heavy duty work on it, but did manage to hack a printer driver to get a Mannesman Tally MT80 dot-matrix printer to work properly on my Spectrum.

Accused hacker Lauri Love tries to retrieve Fujitsu lappie and other gear from Britain's FBI in court

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Re: "Britain's FBI"

Brits always run into problems over here because they don't realize that American states (and counties within states) have different laws, let alone law agencies

Worryingly many 'Brits' have problems in Britland, and don't realise that different parts of this scepter'd isle have different laws and regulations. Scotland and Wales are devolved nations, with (limited) law-making powers, and this means that visitors to Abersoch have to remember "We're not in Birmingham any more, Toto"

Oh yes, and in some parts we even speak a different language!

Cops looking for mum marauding uni campus asking students if they fancy dating her son

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Re: Had to happen

By "standing behind the door" do you mean standing outside the door?

Could be worse.

It's when they're in the bedroom, criticising, that you have real problems. " No, no, son, that's not the way to do it. Here, get out of the way and I'll show you..."

Hey, UK.gov: If you truly spunked £45k on 1,300 Brexit deal print-outs, you're absolute mugs

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Nah. A real government consultant would forget about the ink.

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Re: Printer hire costs?

It used to be called HMSO (IHer Maj's Stationery Office)

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Amazon is your friend

Kindle publishing for a 600 page B&W paperback at amazon.co.uk is £6.70 per copy, plus a bit of postage. So 1300 x 6.7 = £8710. Plus a bit of staff time.

The Tories are the party of business - i.e. giving far more taxpayers money to businesses than is necessary. They're not actually any good at real business.

How AI can help halt human sex trafficking – by identifying victims' hotel rooms from pics

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Re: Snooping platform

Possibly excessive cynicism, but I see where you're coming from.

The aim of helping prevent people trafficing is excellent, but as with so many tools it can be used for good and evil. Trafficked slaves? Good. Opposition politician on the run and in hiding gives TV interview from hotel room? Not so good.

Six Flags fingerprinted my son without consent, says mom. Y'know, this biometric case has teeth, say state supremes...

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Re: So I gather

Photos are simpler and can get round the biometric hurdle. If, for example, they asked you to bring a passport-sized photo of yourself when you buy the pass, which they laminate to the pass, that's absolutely clean. Your photo, your pass. They don't have a copy.

Take it a stage further, they provide an instant photo booth so you can get the photo. Again fine, so long as they don't keep a copy (and they don't need to anyway).

Fake broadband ISP support scammers accidentally cough up IP address to Deadpool in card phish gone wrong

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Re: reporting the account and the IP address to Twitter and the Met Police

While the fate of the criminals is unknown

Now that the Met are on the case I think we can safely assume that they are happily carrying on as before, enjoying the fruits of their labour.

It's pointless reporting 'cyber-crime' to the Met, even when you give them IP addresses, account details used to purchase IT services in the UK, and loads more, they do nothing.

Everyday doings of a metropolitan techie: Stob's software diary

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The ddodad usb connector was vey useful for me!

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Re: Kudos

Ditto. 9 year old Acer, used the samsung software to clone the drive (took a few hours) swapped drives, it worked.

The big problem was then working out what was making the upgrade from Win 7 to Win 10 freeze at 81% (turned out to be something to do with AVG) - now have nippy laptop again.

NHS England digital boss in hot water over 'puff piece' written about her future employer

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Re: Jaw-droppingly inappropriate, yet perfectly legal

would likely result in heart attacks or resignations from almost all top level public sector management

Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Thank you Windsor Davies

That may have the side-effect that we get people in top level public sector management who are there because they believe in the public sector and working to do the best job for the public, rather than seeing the job as a short-cut to excessive wealth at the expense of the public. There are highly competent people in our society who are driven by other things than avarice and greed. They usually end up in junior positions, actually helping people, rather than climbing the greasy pole.

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Re: Jaw-droppingly inappropriate, yet perfectly legal

Very true - IF she was a member of the ruling party, but she aint't. She's Labour (Chair of Public Accounts is always(?) from the Opposition I think)

And Parliament is too tied up with destroying the UK to have time for little things like this.

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Re: There is no such verb as "to pen"

But in an attempt at exactitude, can 'to pen' be used if a pen isn't involved in the process? Should we be saying 'to keyboard' instead?

And thing of keyboards, of course we have lovely examples of words changing slightly - to us a typewriter is an obsolete machine for making neat words. But originally the 'typewriter' was the machine operator - e.g. someone could work as 'a lady typewriter'

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Re: There is no such verb as "to pen"

Too true. Here in Arsetrailer (admittedly, not always the first country that springs to mind when looking for linguistic exactitude), when someone dies, they are farewelled

Seems reasonable - it's possibly just an old usage in UK English that got "transported" to Oz (just kidding) where it survived. Like the 16th century Englishisms that survive in Merka, such as gotten.

I'm reading a lot of old newspapers from the 1880s at the moment and they frequently use 'farewell' as a verb On Sunday last Miss Evans of Tenby farewelled the Tenby Corps, and has gone out as a officer in the Salvation Army. (1888)

And in modern Welsh there is the verb ffarwelio = to say farewell.

Having AI assistants ruling our future lives? That's so sad. Alexa play Despacito

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OTT

“Alexa, pour me 500ml of water.” That’s why. It’s less about activation than precise control - something easy for a smart faucet and much harder for a human

I have a brilliant idea. Why not get a plain glass jug, and paint a line on the side to show precisely where 500ml is? And as a bonus you could paint more lines at each 100ml point - or even do it in fl.oz. as well.

Can I patent this idea please?

Begone, Demon Internet: Vodafone to shutter old-school pioneer ISP

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tenner-a-month?

Was it Demon who launched as 'tenner-a-month'? I remember signing up with them (after hearing about it through CiX - Compulink Internet eXchange?) - they were jolly good, but like all small jolly good IT services they got bigger and became not-so-jolly-good. Now I use BT (sorry!) - but I do get 300Mbps, which is a tad more than I got on Demon. Yesterday downloaded a Knoppix DVD iso in 3 mins! Writing to DVD took considerably longer than the download.

FYI: Twitter's API still spews enough metadata to reveal exactly where you lived, worked

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Re: You have to opt in

I think the point here is that it's old location data that is still being distributed, regardless of whether or not you are currently not opted-in.

Personally I switch location off on the phone unless I'm using Maps - just to save battery life you understand, I'm not paranoid, whatever you may have heard. And who told you anyway?

Reg Standards Bureau introduces the Devon fatberg as coastal town menaced by oily blob

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But seriously though...

They always say 'don't pour oil down the sink' - okay, but what they hell do we do with half a bottle of well-out-of-date rapeseed oil? Round here we have food waste recycling - which involves putting it in plastic bags. Not sure that will be too effective for liquids.

Save it up for Nov 5th? Or the post-revocation-of-article-50 bonfire of the Brexiters?

China's loose Chang'e: Probe lands on far side of the Moon in science first, says state media

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Re: Nanu nanu shazbat!

Nah. Why spoil a good thing? It's such fun!

New Horizons probe reveals Ultima Thule is huge, spinning... chicken drumstick?

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Re: Alice

And what about the Pluto Energetic Particle Spectrometer Science Investigation (PEPSSI)

How much did they pay for that sponsorship?

May be a good way to raise funds for future probes? The Complete Optical Camera Array - Capturing Otherworldly Light Action

London Gatwick Airport reopens but drone chaos perps still not found

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Re: Environmental Protestors?

I'm sure we shall find out in time.

Not too sure about referring to them as "one theory is that they may be environmental rights terrorists" - as far as I'm aware there was no physical injury to anyone, actual or intended. One of the key points about the all-embracing 'terrorism' is that it involves using violence for political ends. If violence wasn't deemed to be necessary, and simply causing terror for political ends = terrorism, then I'm afraid the entire Parliamentary Tory party would be going down for a very long stretch.

Let's stick to 'activists' ?

Sticking with one mobile provider gets you... Oh. Price rises, big exit fees, and lovely, lovely lock-in

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I may be unusual

But I haven't felt the need for one of these expensive £30+ / month contract deals for many years. Now, when I need a new phone (maybe every 3-5 years) I buy one. Last one cost £400.

I get my Broadband from BT, so get £5/month discount on SIM-only mobile. So I'm paying £5/month for unlimited calls, unlimited texts and 1GB/month data - it was 500MB but it's gone up on renewal. With free access to BT WiFi as well, I've never even needed the full 500MB

But horses for courses I suppose.

Scrubtastic end to 2018 as SpaceX, Blue Origin, Arianespace all opt for another day on Earth

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Soyuz

Pity they're dumping the dodgy bit of Soyuz before re-entry. Think how much fun the 'nauts would have had as they (very briefly) listened to the sound of the wind whistling past the hole.

Brexit-dodging SCISYS Brits find Galileo joy in Dublin

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Why Dublin?

If they already have offices in the UK and Germany, who not move head office to Germany rather than a new site in Dublin?

Dev's telnet tinkering lands him on out-of-hour conference call with CEO, CTO, MD

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Re: Well, there was this time...

Surely a lump hammer and a cold chisel is the standard way to decommission hard drives?

Roll a diplomacy check to win the election: Vote tie resolved by a D20

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Re: Statistically speaking

It came in a box?

You were looky! I remember playing it in the late 70s and all you could buy were a few AD&D (TM) books, plus the aforesaid D20, D6 etc

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Re: Check the die

Obviously it was the office dork's personal 'special' D20

Astroboffins spy a rare exoplanet evaporating before their eyes

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Re: The whole point of the metric system is to make large numbers more ‘palatable’.

Yep 10,000 tons a second - which the article implies is incredibly fast.

BUT... the line before says

For other types of exoplanets like hot Jupiters, which also orbit close to its host stars, the rate of evaporation can be as high as thousands of tons per second but the impact is much smaller.

So, is 10,000 tonnes a second a little or a lot?

It's very bad practice to mix units in an article.

It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you hackers are targeting 'nuclear, defense, energy, financial' biz

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Re: emails contain poisoned Word documents

The whole point of spearphishing is to run a con on a specific target.

Exactly. Carefully crafted for the target(s). Ideally, for a specific person, but a small group can be effective too.

<war story mode on>

Some years ago one of our clients who we had developed a website for (to do with uses for timber) had an email from a customer saying there was a virus on the website. Instant panic mode, check everything, absolutely clean. Scratch head. Then look at email in more detail - wrong domain name. Someone had registered a .com version of our .co.uk site, grabbed our entire site (not exactly difficult), and cloned it onto the .com, with added sprinkles.

We suspect they then had a nicely crafted email referring to some recent interesting pieces of news in the burning trees industry, and sent it to a smallish number of people in organisations and businesses interested in burning trees. A fair proportion would probably follow the links, see a plausible site, and leave none the wiser, while something nasty started to nose around their network.

And that's even without Office attachments. No matter what we do, highly intelligent scumbags will craft new ways of conning people. Even if we provide people with non-network connected tablets using a 4G data connection for all web access, they will still get conned and reveal a password to a 'Windows Security Team member' via email.

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Be fair, it's a clue, not a clear answer.

Once you know the control server you infiltrate and monitor that. If a VPN connects see if you can poison the VPN client to detect/trace where the connection is from. That may give another clue. And so on. Who knows, if you're lucky, you may be able to send a little present down the VPN!

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There is a solution to dodgy e-mail attachments.

1. Set up a desktop on AWS or similar.

2. Require all users to access said desktop via VNC (special version, file transfer disabled)

3. Require all users to only access e-mail using webmail of some sort via a browser on the remote desktop, with attachments being viewed via browser plugins.

4. Wipe and re-install remote desktop every hour.

There's probably still some holes in this, but it's more useable than 'ban the interwebs'.

Fraudster convicted of online banking thefts using… whatever the hell this thing is

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Re: Tech or pretend-tech?

How does the mirror and holy postcard help with that?

Home users due for a battering with Microsoft 365 subscription stick

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XBox?

I believe this is some sort of games console?

What would be the point of bundling it in with a package? Fine for people with an XBox, pointless otherwise. A 'bonus' or 'feature' that you don't use is worthless. Bit like Amazon Prime - well, a lot like Amazon Prime. I'd happily pay an annual fee for faster delivery, but not £80/year - oh yes, but Prime also includes some sort of video download service and special deals on bling. Neither of which I want or would use. I want faster delivery. Why won't they sell that to me?

Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut

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Re: Doh....

Now, WE (the vaguely IT-literate Reg-commentardiate) know that VPNs are basically a good thing, so long as they aren't free! Paid for and used properly they can considerably increase security while browsing, and not just smut.

Could someone explain this to the BBC and the Lottery? Who flatly refuse to let you use iPlayer or buy a ticket while you are using a VPN, even if it terminates in the UK.

No, they want you to disconnect your VPN and use the highly questionable free WiFi in your local coffee shop without the safety of virtuality.

But kids can still sit in Star*ucks watching movies showing grown-ups in a state of undress, so long as they use their VPN.

Why do we bother with a Parliament of morons?

Ticketmaster tells customer it's not at fault for site's Magecart malware pwnage

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Re: Offsite scripts GAH!

@Clanger9

Have a look at the TSB login page. Offsite resources include:

That got me interested. Just looked at the Lloyds login page:

we-stats.com

tiqcn.com

webtrendslive.com

All now blocked by ABP of course.

And looking at the Network info from Webdeveloper in Firefox there are a lot of curious bits - cross-site scripting blocked to other subdomains? XML parsing errors? Some very curious "Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at wss://127.0.0.1:5900/"

And am I the only one who is suspicious of GET requests that have a parameter of 500 bytes of hex?

25% of NHS trusts have zilch, zip, zero staff who are versed in security

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Security costs

We all know that security costs, as do so many things.

For an under-funded trust, when the choice is between spending cash on security training and staff to avoid a (future) data breach, an on spending cash on staff who can stop people dying tomorrow, it's and easy choice.

Same as any choice - Universal Credit late? Benefits stopped for no good reason? Limited cash? You buy food to stop starving today, and try to forget the risk of being evicted in a few months for not paying your rent.

Immediate needs outweigh future ones.

Only answer is more real money for the NHS. If we want it, it has to be paid for.