* Posts by DocFaustus

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Steve Jobs no ninja, says Apple

DocFaustus

What about Lord Larry?

I believe Lord Larry (Ellison, CEO, Oracle) has dibs on the role of whack-job gaijin samurai/ninja wannabe CEO for the Silicon Valley. It is impossible that Steve the Jobs would be detained by any police, stormtroopers, or Campfire Girls because he has demonstrated the power to cloud men's minds. Proofs of this are many, beginning with how a guy who invented a gadget that could fool the AT&T touch tone system into letting him or anyone buying his gadget could make free phone calls anywhere is the same guy who is getting people around the world to use a cellphone which will only connect through AT&T. Ninja stars are available outside Japan, and may well be as authentic as ninja stars made in Japan because the whole ninja thing is probably a load of crap--most of those daimyos were probably assassinated by their own guards, or by their own families while the guards were drunk, asleep, and/or bribed.