* Posts by RockBurner

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Boffins build world's largest astronomical digital camera to map the heavens

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"...every 20 seconds, it can take a photo with a 15 second long exposure time."

I'm guessing around about 5 seconds....

Alibaba signs to explore one-hour rocket deliveries

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Re: NORAD is going to love this - not

They're all delivery rockets...

What's brown and sticky and broke this PC?

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Re: Ahhh the joys

Whose head?

Firefly software snafu sends Lockheed satellite on short-lived space safari

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Re: Obligatory....Browncoat Icon

I was going to comment that the code obviously needed a good "scrub", but wasn't sure if that might have been a somewhat overly oblique cross-reference.

'Crash test dummy' smashed VIP demo by offering a helping hand

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Re: Ouch

" It's like they have no clue that the user doesn't already know what they know"

This goes for pretty much every one I have ever encountered in any technological scenario whatsoever.

Having extensive knowledge about a subject seems to confer on any given human the automatic assumption that everyone else has that knowledge, it takes a particular mentality to get over that hurdle and be able to explain things to those without the knowledge.

I'll freely admit that I suffer from it myself, and often find it very difficult to "think down" to the level required to explain complicated things without sounding incredibly patronising.

Curious tale of broken VPNs, the Year 2038, and certs that expired 100 years ago

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Re: What' time is it, Eccles?

Ah, great stuff....

For what it's worth, there's a lot of Goon Shows now on Spotify.

BOFH: Hearken! The Shiny Button software speaks of Strategic Realignment

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Re: The PFY outshining the master?

"...spinning fan"

I think you meant "rotating localised-atmosphere distribution device".

Microsoft seeks patent for tech to put words into your mouth

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Re: Theoretically speaking?

"it means that entire disciplines could be locked down by opportunists without the need to actually implement any demonstrable invention"

Yup - that's exactly how the US patent system works. Patents are only tested for originality or practicability when they are challenged by either a competitor, ie a holder of a similar patent, or when the holder uses said patent to crush (read: overwhelm and buyout) an "imposter" who actually gets something relatively similar to work.

From a UK perspective it is indeed a very, very odd system: only of any benefit to lawyers (guess who wrote the rules...)

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

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Re: I see what you did there!!!

Also - no Blackadder references.

BOFH: Looks like you're writing an email. Fancy telling your colleague to #$%^ off?

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Re: "coloured pencil office"

Makes for a good woodsaw too.

OSIRIS-REx's stuck asteroid sample canister finally cracked open by NASA

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Re: Just wondering....

You mean duct tape?

Poor communication led to complete lack of communication

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If only we had the option....

"Ever found yourself in the middle of a mess that could have been avoided if only someone had said something?"

SOP for any dev working in an agency....

shirley?

Huawei prepares to split from Android on consumer devices with HarmonyOS Next

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Re: ''split'

"But the one idea everyone seems to want to steal is the walled garden and its entrance fee"

Welcome to Capitalism.

Boss fight between Donkey Kong champ and leaderboard org ends with settlement

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Re: Just read this while

I think that qualifies as a no-score draw.

NASA, Lockheed Martin reveal subtly supersonic X-59 plane

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Re: Slow down

"the media still can't get away from Trump. Their constant coverage is surely feeding in to the hype, intentionally or otherwise."

I always find whinging about the behaviour of the media like this to be counter-productive. The media exists to sell media. Be that airtime/printed paper/bandwidth whatever - the "media" will tell any story they can get away with that will increase their sales (and, often, no, not within reason, especially these days).

If a story, or (more accurately), a story told in a certain way, will get people to consume the media, without getting the media source sued, it will be released, no matter the consequences to any person connected to the story or not.

A media source may well have an agenda, but it will always be secondary to the prime motivator.... money.

People power made payroll support in putrid places prodigiously perilous

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Re: Explosion proofing

I know the stuff (neoprene based at the time, the modern stuff is even better), and have tested it personally numerous times. I"ve also had accidents where I wasn't wearing armour.... and bear the scars. Now I won't ride a bike without it.

Incidentally - I once did the steel ball trick on some of the standard "foam" type armour and the ball bounced back about half the height it had dropped from. (luckily when it subsequently dropped onto the glass counter top the glass didn't break.... made the entire shop staff jump though. :D)

Boffins demo self-eating rocket engine in Scotland

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Re: Pedant? moi?

I'm aware, I do think the concept merits further discussion though.

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Pedant? moi?

I'm assuming that this sentence :

"Bzdyk says us the team does intend to scale things up too far"

is supposed to read:

"Bzdyk says us the team does not intend to scale things up too far".

I do find this grammatical error curious: it seems to happen more and more in general life (news reports, social media posts etc etc) and I can't fathom where it comes from. Missing out a negative completely changes the meaning of a sentence. In this case admittedly it simply makes the sentence difficult to parse, but often the omitted negative completely changes the meaning that the writer is attempting to convey.

UK officials caught napping ahead of 2G and 3G doomsday

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Re: Going to be awkward

That's only of use if there's any form of signal at all.

The vast majority of the city closest to me (Chichester - ok, it's more of a small town than a city...) has no signal whatsoever (from EE at least), and what there is is very slow.

Zuckerberg hunkers down in Hawaii to wait out apocalypse

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Please tell me the locals refer to it as "Koolaid Ranch"......

PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline here

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My first car was a BMW 316 in that colour....

You don't get what you don't pay for, but nobody is paid enough to be abused

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Re: On the other hand...

"Never fails to amaze just how insanely mean (cheap) that otherwise extremely profitable enterprises can be when provisioning mission critical services"

How else do you think they become "extremely profitable"?

Boffins find asking ChatGPT to repeat key words can expose its training data

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Who was it who first said "With computers you only get out what you've put in" ??

Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity

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Re: NC range

Not sure who started the "modular" production approach to motorcycles but BMW certainly used it with aplomb since the middle of the last century at least.

You could probably argue that NVT (Norton Villiers Triumph) did it too, but that was more a badge-engineering effort (ie produce one bike and slap different brand/model names on them at random).

Brit borough council apologizes for telling website users to disable HTTPS

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Is that website still built with Frontpage? (If so, it'll still contain some of my first forays into web-"dev".... it wouldn't surprise me.... )

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

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The Golgafrincham Giant Mutant Star Goat finally arrives and we're (as usual) not ready for it. (Ark production hasn't even reached alpha test stage...)

Lawyer guilty of arrogance after ignoring tech support

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Re: Another AI image

Cheaper to ask an AI image generator for a jpb than to pull something from Shutterstock?

Vote now on who should take the lead in Musk: The Movie

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Re: Joaquin Phoenix

Seconded, first actor I thought of when reading the article.

Robot mistakes man for box of peppers, kills him

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You're right in one way.... however, the human mind needs to be able to deal with unpleasantness in a way that prevents permanent scarring, otherwise it simply would break down and be unable to function after a while. Humour is the release valve that allows the mind to deal with horror.

NASA eyes 3D-printed rocket nozzles for deep space missions

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Re: The Seven Ages of Rocketry, or something

Thanks for the correction. :)

Of course I am aware of laser-sintering and other "3D-printing" methods, do'h.

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Re: The Seven Ages of Rocketry, or something

I'm no rocket engineer but....

"It also puzzles me why the stuff needs to be weldable when its whole raison d'etre is to do away with a thousand frikkin' welds."

Because aluminium that is "weldable" is aluminium that can be heated up to a liquid state, allowed to flow together, then, when cooled, retains it's original strength (or thereabouts), and the structure is not weakened by the changes of state during that heating/flowing/cooling (ie welding) processes.

Basically it means you can heat it up, flow it through the print nozzle, and when it engages with the already printed material, it bonds properly at a molecular level (instead of just "resting" on top, or, possibly "keying" at a surface level context).

IE - it's possible to use it for 3d printing stuff like this, where non-weldable aluminium would not be as strong.

NASA taking its time unboxing asteroid sample because it grabbed too much stuff

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Flashbacks...

I hope they've all watched "The Andromeda Strain", and none of them have epilepsy...

EFF urges Chrome users to get out of the Privacy Sandbox

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Re: WTF?

"What is going in inside that trash can..."

You don't want to know....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpak5lFxvs&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

UK admits 'spy clause' can't be used for scanning encrypted chat – it's not 'feasible'

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Re: When it becomes possible

Define "near".

(in the context of FTL drives, London is slap-bang next to Tokyo, or any other residential area on this little blue dot).

Largest local government body in Europe goes under amid Oracle disaster

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Ah - the benefits of proofing....

I assume that term is banished from current school curricula.

2023 World Solar Challenge entrant welcomes clouds – not the fluffy white ones

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They really should start doing this event in other "less clement" countries....

(yes, yes, I know that the main point is gathering data and analysing it for better charging/usage cycle algorithms etc etc)

Microsoft maybe still dreams of bendy phones, judging from 360° folding screen patent

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Re: Why???

2 people watching the same movie/youtube whilst sitting opposite each other?

Google opens up Chrome 117 Developer Tools box, drops in a few spanners

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"Since Chrome 108, Google has been bringing back the prerendering of web pages that a Chrome user is deemed likely to visit. Much like speculative execution in CPU microarchitecture – the source of a few security issues – the idea is to fetch and load web resources before they're needed to save time."

Isn't this just a (blatant) method of increasing advertisement "link-through" stats?

Have you ever suspected your colleague doesn't hope this email finds you well?*

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Re: Hands Free..........

One "boss" (small* company director) I had expected his minions to listen to his calls; well, his half of his calls, said half comprising mostly of single word responses: "yes", "ok", "fine", "no" etc; and then be able to pick up a new project and start running with it, assuming they'd heard (how??) everything the other party had been yammering about.

He tried it with me twice: the first time I told him "I don't listen to other people's calls, it's rude and invasive", and he filled me in on the details with very bad grace **, and luckily I moved desk away from him very soon after.

The second time, (about 10 years later when I'd finally had enough of his utterly moronic bullshit) I quit.

* in both senses

** well - he was Australian too, which didn't help matters.

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Re: Or the really annoying

"The best uncensored ( apocryphal? ) story I heard was a reply from an WW2 RAF ground crew sergeant to a Squadron Leader when asked why an aircraft had not been repaired for combat: " Fucking fucker's fucking fucked - Sir. " "

A good example of the adaptability of a great english swear-word.

Arc: A radical fresh take on the web browser

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Re: Off topic

"Power User": someone much more important than you.... mmmkay.

To infinity and beyond, with a swarm of tiny computers costing under $1K each

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Re: Von Neumann Effect

Aggressive Hegemonising Swarm Object anyone?

(Mine's the one with the pen terminal in the pocket).

NASA 'quiet' supersonic jet is nearly ready for flight

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Re: less-noisy maybe but still un-sound

I might be wrong, but I seem to remember that the later variants of the F-15 can do it now. (and have fuel left over.....)

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Re: Sir Arthur Marshall

Small world innit - my dear departed father wrote up the Patent for the 'droop snoot', and was proud to display a photo of said implement in his office.

He also did the Patent for the JIM Diving bell apparatus amongst other oddities.

Ex-Twitter sextet sues Elon Musk for 'stiffing' them on severance

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I was under the impression that Musk bought Twitter in order to destroy it. Looks like he's doing a pretty good job.

BT is ditching workers faster than your internet connection with 55,000 for chop by 2030

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Re: Did I get this right?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh, boy you make me laugh.

I live in a postcode with 4 buildings.

We are never going to get FTTP.

By a cunning irony that only modern life could bring...

The Fibre backbone runs directly past the house and there's a junction box (or whatever it's called) less than 20 metres away.

I spoke to the (soon to be made redundant) operative working on it only a week or so ago, and he confirmed that the fibre upgrades going out were for 'yet-to-be-built' estates in the next village/town, but our place (despite being less than 20 metres away, as said), would be highly unlikely to ever get fibre.

Obviously you can't just run a hosepipe from said junction box to the house.... I get that it's more complex than that, but still galling as f***.

Electric two-wheelers are set to scoot past EVs in road race

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Yet more data grabbing

"You can actually do a lot with the consumer data, like track the riding behavior, basically understand where they are going and leverage a lot of data monetization, and then do targeted campaigns."

Oh, do please "go away", and take all of those ideas with you.

Logitech, iFixit to offer parts to stop folks binning their computer mouse

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Re: Re Not many mice make it past their fifth birthday

Not sure I've ever replaced a mouse because it stopped working.... I tend to replace them because the next new/better/shinier one comes along.

(Having said that, I don't use mice, I prefer Trackballs, and there's a limited number on the market, but they tend to all be reasonably good)

Meta CEO doesn't Zuck at Brazilian jiu-jitsu, apparently

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Competition for very public figures, in the US....

Are "you" going to risk a lawsuit by messing up 'that' face?

NASA tweaks Voyager 2's power supply to avoid another sensor shutdown

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"... the two craft still have around 300 years of traveling around a million miles a day to make it to the edge of the Oort cloud, the outermost limit of the Sun's gravitational influence.

The icy, comet-like objects that reside in the Oort Cloud will be the Voyagers' last impression of the Solar System as they coast for 30,000 years to reach its far side,....."

.....

“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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