* Posts by Joe Harrison

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Crucial question after asteroid near-miss: How big was rock in Olympic pools?

Joe Harrison

Re: To further calms the nerves

It's not very convincing. DA14 is 45 metres across therefore is worth tracking and warning about. The one that hit Russia was 17 metres across therefore is too small to bother with. There does not seem to be a big difference to me especially given the difficulty of accurate measurement of remote space rocks.

Meanwhile the population of DA14 is cheering "yay that big planet thing didn't hit us"

Reg readers scuffle over the ultimate cuppa

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I can't believe nobody has mentioned

Water, because it is a big factor affecting how your cup of tea turns out. For example here in the Thames Valley hard water zone it's virtually impossible to make a decent cup of tea. Using bottled water or those jug things is an improvement but it's not so easy to make authentic Yorkshire tea outside of Yorkshire.

UK doesn't have the SKILLS to save itself from cyber threats

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Meh

Boring

How many times a year does this story get rolled out. Of course the skills exist.

Public told to go to hell, name Pluto's two new moons

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Pint

Can't remember but

"Lethe, whose waters caused those who drank to forget everything" I think I might actually have been there

Why you need a home lab to keep your job

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A great idea and everyone should do it

It's unfair to restrict "train yourself at home on the cheap" only to IT people - everyone should do it. For example airline pilots don't need all that formal training they can run flight simulator after the kids have gone to bed. And brain surgeons could have a rack of little bubbling tanks in the garage containing squidgy grey things. I would still feel completely safe taking my brain on their planes.

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Joke

Re: Alexei Sayle

Before I got into computers I went for a job as a lathe operator but I was turned down.

The Register Android App

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Re: Some tips for sites

Offtopic for mobile but I would like to propose:

8. After allowing me to view the site for only three seconds DO NOT pop up a content-covering box asking me to take a survey where I feed back my experience of how much I do or don't like your site .

Apple still top for slab-fondlers despite FLOOD of Xmas tablets

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Re: Bring back the O2 Joggler

Wash your mouth out the Joggler is a lovely piece of kit - assuming you bought after the reduction from 400 pounds to 50 of course. I have one right now it is my general media control thingy in the kitchen. Very well built with nice solid chrome at the front. None of your creaky thin plastic box like cheapo tablet would have.

Commentards Ahoy! How about a Petabyte of storage?

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I'm floored

Why everyone's obsession with making sure there is a reinforced floor? 400kg sounds a lot but it is only the weight of five people. Whenever I enter a room with four people already there I never worry if the floor will fall in.

US retail kingpins swoon: Nobody bonks like Google does

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Moar!

Obviously share peoples' security concerns but in practice contactless payment is extremely handy. Bought a sandwich in M&S the other day and a lot easier just to wave the card than fiddle about with PINpad for three quid. If it were integrated into your phone then eventually would no longer have to remember car keys, door entry card...

Joe Harrison

What's the benefit for Mr. Confused Punter?

Assuming there is a winner and the whole NFC thing gets implemented - what do consumers and retailers get out of it? Surely not merely a more simple payment process because contactless payment already works with cards already in use.

Japanese boffins tout infrared specs to thwart facial recognition

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Re: Lo-tech alternative

OK I got it a bit wrong about the simulated beard. In fact you have to smear the boot polish around a bit more asymetrically. The faces without the red squares successfully remained undetectable,.

http://cdn.gajitz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/defeat-facial-recognition.jpg

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Lo-tech alternative

You don't need Near Infra-Red. Instead just smudge black paint or boot polish over the lower part of your face it confuses the hell out of facial recognition software.

China turns to no-name handsets: Android - without the Google-iness

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Payments to MS

I didn't realise the extent to which Google had to license from Microsoft. Perhaps this explains why Google recently announced they were discontinuing their free Exchange sync tool.

McDonalds burger app gives it to you straight from the horse's mouth

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Re: Nothing wrong

There's plenty wrong with eating horse meat. Ask any horse.

What ereader decline? Kobo pumps up the volumes despite grim forecasts

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Re: Just a consumer.

I am not a big fan of Mills & Boon -style paperback fiction but I'm sure it's a "great reading experience" for you. However try using your Kindle for PDF reference material intended for A4 size, you will soon wish you had a 10 inch tablet instead.

Microsoft flings out emergency patch for Iatest gaping IE hole

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FAIL

Is this a legit patch? SSL failure here

Is it just me or is there something funny about the authenticity of this page. Other SSL on microsoft.com are signed by a different CA and don't have this problem.

https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/security/bulletin/ms13-008

I get "unknown CA".

Ever had to register to buy online - and been PELTED with SPAM?

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Even worse are the "now give us feedback" nags

Yes I bought a small item for 1.49 delivered. No I cannot now bother to click through several screens logging back in and rating the seller's performance.

Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet creator Gerry Anderson dies at 83

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L.P. was nothing...

...compared to Marina

VCDX: The elite certification just 105 people hold

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not again thankyou

Vendors always claim "this time it's real" for their certification programs but honestly they are a treadmill delivering value only to the vendor itself. Any decent syllabus will by definition be time-consuming to complete and by the time you finally do get there you will find that the industry has moved on to the next thing.

I did absolutely tons of Novell and Microsoft exams but always no sooner had I got the latest shiny badge than it would be obsolete and back to square one. Comes a time you have to draw a line and ask yourself is this a good investment of your time.

NASA reveals secrets of Curiosity’s selfies

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What really happened

"That's one small...er, leap... for the world.. AAHH DAM DAM FKKIT!"

"No problem Neil we can do another take, remember light and bouncy luvvie as you come down the ladder"

It pays to study the habits of your email users

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Proud to be a Piler

I get tons of mail and I know that most of them I will never need to read again. I also know for certain that there are a small proportion of them I certainly will need to refer back to in the future, and I don't know in advance which these will be. So I keep everything, but it doesn't make sense for me to waste energy diligently filing the useless 95 percent.

Pocket strokers will barely feel Qualcomm's new tiny bonk chip

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Headmaster

Comma

Hi! Monday morning pedant here. Please can we not import the American habit of replacing the word "and" with a comma. As in "40nm NFC tech easy on batteries, case sizes"

Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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Disability discrimination

As he must only have had one kidney.

NetApp's dangerous dance with the killer brontosaurus - Amazon

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How about...

Ankylosaurus? Now there's one evil-looking mofo.

Spaniards Joyn together to hunt and kill the Skype monster

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Boot on the other foot

"Android-only for the moment - iOS is promised soon"

Traditionally the other way around so I think this is an interesting comment on global Android takeup.

WWII HERO PIGEON crypto message STUMPS GCHQ boffins

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It's encrypted so we can't read it, sorreee

They would say that, wouldn't they.

IBM insider: How I caught my wife while bug-hunting on OS/2

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cow-orkers

"Even ... the worst programmer in the world was easy to get on with. Shame that a few years later he died fighting for the Taliban." Worth reading the article just for that! New keyboard owed, etc.

I liked OS/2. I hope there will be scope to include Lan Manager war stories in part 2.

London Underground platform Wi-Fi set to cost £2 daily for many

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Doesn't work anyway

I saw the sign on the platform advertising free wi-fi so tried refreshing some app I had open but it kept saying no connectivity. Turns out you first have to try to use your browser which will then redirect you to a sign-up page. There were far too many fields to fill in easily with fiddly phone keyboard and then guess what my train arrived.

New flexible lens works like the one in your eye - and could replace it

Joe Harrison
Unhappy

I am fed up with these stories

I am fed up with reading headlines like "Boffins Invent Really Fabulous Thing" and you spend your afternoon visualising all the really cool stuff you could do with it. Then you never hear of it again in your life ever.

Microsoft and Skype to axe world's most popular IM client early 2013

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The trouble with whatsapp

The trouble with whatsapp (and several of its clones such as Telefonica Tu-Me) is that the very first thing they want to do is to go into your phone's address book, raid all the contacts, and upload them somewhere. Which just makes me nervous somehow.

Sock-wielding movie pirates go to prison

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Not sure how he got to 65 dollars but it certainly can be quite dear

It did cost me 24 quid for two people to see Prometheus. This was purely to see the film mind you (including the special glasses that give you a headache) definitely no food or drink.

Debenhams cafes ban outré terms like 'espresso' and 'cappuccino'

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I like this

I can't be bothered with their list of faux-Italian gibberish. I just want a coffee.

Dry martini, shaken not stirred: Cracking the physics of Bond's martini

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old chestnut

How about we start up the "is frozen alcohol safe to drink" topic again?

Renault Clio IV and R-Link Android console hands-on preview

Joe Harrison
FAIL

no just no

I can see where this is going. I am NOT paying 1p every time I play a tune in the car, nor so much per hour to have teh radio on. Or whatever.

Femto fail: Vodafone's Sure Signal gets a bit shaky again

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why

If you're in range of your home femtocell then you are in range of your home internet connection. So why not make the call via VOIP for almost-zero cost rather than waste expensive mobile minutes?

British car parks start reading number plates

Joe Harrison

Re: Just as towns are discovering that free parking

Exactly. I was charged GBP6.50 for parking for 2 hours 7 minutes in Reading yesterday (a Sunday). I'm not likely to shop there again. Greedy car park operators are making life even more difficult for retailers.

STONEHENGE: Attack of the RAYGUN HISTORIANS

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Alien

still seems funny to me

Why did they care about the solstices back in the year dot? Yes you needed to have a rough idea of seasonality for farming purposes but they would have that easily just by watching the sun every day. But no, they have to drag these huge stones all the way from Roswell or somewhere. Doesn't pass the smell test.

The tips stop here: Starbucks to take Square Wallet payments

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upload a photo eh

Disaster waiting to happen, unless they already thought of something to foil the inevitable g0atse uploaders

Google Wallet: Rub our button, cough 15p for quick read

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tiresome

Surely this will just encourage people who think they produce high-value content but actually don't? Or to put it another way instead of eleventy billion pages of free crap on the www there will be the same number but you have to go through the 15p refund cycle each time you click the wrong one. It sounds very inconvenient trying to find things.

Amazon pitches cheap new Kindles for Blighty

Joe Harrison

Why can't they do an A4-sized e-ink Kindle?

You can't read the average non-fiction PDF on those little screens.

Thanks ever so much Java, for that biz-wide rootkit infection

Joe Harrison

Disabling in browser

Found good link on how you actually do this

http://dottech.org/browsers/78082/how-to-uninstall-remove-java-from-firefox-chrome-internet-explorer-opera/#chrome

TripAdvisor didn't defame hotel by putting it on 'top 10 dirtiest' list

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Tripadvisor very useful

It's not that hard to filter out reviews which are obviously rubbish. Then make a judgement based on remaining comments from people who sound sane, especially if they have a decent posting history. How else do you choose a hotel in a place you have never been before?

BeBook outs Kindle-beating e-book reader

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Why is there never one for work?

If you want to read slushy novels on the train this size screen is ideal. I would rather have one that could show me a good actual-size A4 page from the boring but useful documentation library. 9.7 inch tablet does a reasonable job but a kindle-style e-ink thing could be much better.

Vodafone and pals can't kick the habit of cheap mobe prices

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Hi, Mr. Cynical here

Why are unsubsidised phones supposedly "worth" £500+ ?

Android tablets seem to be fairly cheap so I don't understand how come when these tablets shrink a bit and grow a GSM interface they suddenly become twice as expensive.

Door creaks and girl farts: computing in the real world

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It's all synergistic you know

These questionable decisions don't just cause problems in isolation. There's also our other cost-saving favourite; not giving you Windows installation media when you buy a PC these days.

Which leads to the ridiculous situation of your new optical-drive-less computer popping up stern warnings that you really should get three blank DVDs ready and click here to make a backup.

Orange San Diego Intel-based Android phone

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It's all about the apps

I installed Android on an x86 O2 Joggler and I was very surprised at the significant number of apps which would not install or run. Similarly my import (Rockchip) tablet which I reflashed with ICS 4.0.3 and again locked out of things I would otherwise give a try, most recent example Amazon UK's app. Remember it is not only about what your hardware can't run it is about what Play Store *thinks* you can't run and won't let you have. Hunting for the APK gets tedious really quick.

tl;dr ? Unless you are a bleeding edge geek with time on your hands stick with 2.3 on ARM

Google unwraps cloudy personnel/fleet tracking via Droid

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Latitude?

Isn't this identical to Google's free service at latitude.google.com?

Android activations near a million a day

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Do they know what they are doing?

I switched on my unbranded (imported from Chinese website) tablet and the next day I got a welcome on-board e-mail from Google saying thank you for "activating" your Galaxy Nexus product.

Molyneux chisels away at social experiment

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tappy tap tap

Sounds maybe exciting but more like a lot of work for no reward.

What he thinks will happen... "truly amazing, absolutely unique, social media, AI, incredible never-seen-before crowdsourced solutions"

What will actually happen... black cube has one or two random bits chipped off by inquisitive passers-by who go "wtf?"

Or some creative soul figures out how to turn the iron drill into a depleted uranium one and solves it immediately

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