* Posts by Dave 126

10664 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jul 2010

'There was no monetary incentive for this' = not what you want to hear about your tattoo

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Zune

What else was he ever going to be famous for?

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Life changes, tattoos don't

Anton has a point: those tattoos have really held back Mr Beckham's otherwise promising career and rendered him unattractive to all women.

29 MEEELLION iPhone Xs flogged... only to be end-of-life'd by summer?

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: £999 ? spend less than £50

I've got on well with a 45 quid 4G Android, budget price makes you overlook its compromises, though to be fair it did the essentials (calls, maps, Chrome, WhatsApp) without fuss. It was also lovely to just not care if it fell on concrete.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Marketing genius.

> So sad but so true. I feel a breakaway online republic coming on, one that rejects this idiocracy based version of society

You've given me a great idea for a TV show. Technocrat Island, or Nerd Tribe or Misanthrope Colony or whatnot. Not a show I would watch, well not unless it all goes Lord of Flies, but one that will make money. Pro tip to contestants: your survival more likely if you can enthuse others to the merits of not thumping you.

That's the trouble with Internet tribes and flame wars - not enough real sticks, real stones and real flames.

Swipe fright: Tinder hackers may know how desperate you really are

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: You Don't Have To Be Lonely...At HackersOnly.com

Indeed. So, there's two ways of seeing the profile pic of local men on Tinder:

First way: build a WiFi snooping device and leave it in a bar.

Second way: just log into Tinder as a woman.

Second way sounds easier - if you are a woman or have a female Facebook account. Ashley Madison this isn't.

Half a terabyte in your smartmobe? Yup. That's possible now

Dave 126 Silver badge

Well, having a large capacity SD card makes it easier to back up multiple lower capacity SD cards, no?

And as you say, some equipment will record to two cards simultaneously - some at daft Res and frame rates (though that's starting to hit the limits of the bus the SD card sits on). Sony, Nikon and others are beginning to support a card that sits on a PCIE bus.

Dave 126 Silver badge

FiiO had a model with a scroll wheel, though most if their range is touchscreen Android based. A few if their models have dual SD card slots - currently up to 2x 256GB, but someone might have got 512 to work. They mostly use ESS Sabre DACs, which have the reputation that Burr Brown or Wolfson used to enjoy.

There are other vendors offering similar kit, ranging from £100 to £stupid, but their names escape me right now.

Like discrete compact digital cameras, PMPs haven't disappeared completely due to smartphones - the survivors have just got better and and less expensive.

However, some versions of Samsung Galaxy phones, some of the LG G and V series phones and some others offer very good audio quality (the dac and amp stages) - and will take SD cards and offer more flexibility in terms of content than the dedicated players

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Slang

I don't think those of us who responded are the same cats who downvote you!

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: That's a lot of data to lose

> *You can put some apps on the memory card, I have in the past. I didn't notice a slow down to be honest.

Well not all apps are that big, and some of the bigger apps keep their resources (example, in a game model textures) on the SD card. The way Android treats SD cards has changed over the years, and sometimes swapping a card (to transfer data between devices) can sometimes cause issues for apps.

However, most Android phones' internal storage is slower than iPhone NAND (see Anandtech benchmarks) so difference twixt internal and SD card storage speed is less pronounced.

Dave 126 Silver badge

You can get portable music players with dual SD card slots, with far better audio than any iPod, for around 100 quid.

The scroll wheel bit is harder to come by though.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Huh?

Stuff that was originally downloaded - such as movies or music - and can be downloaded again doesn't need to be backed up by the user. The event of storage failure is an inconvenience and not a disaster.

The idea of using a phone with a big SD card as off-site backup for one's computer is worth thinking about (in event of house fire one probably has phone next to bed, and will escape house clutching phone to call the firebrigade). 512 GB would store photos of family events etc.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Slang

It comes from ready money, ie cash as opposed to a cheque or asset that must be liquidised.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: That's a lot of data to lose

The NAND in iPhones is far faster than an SD card can be accessed (the bottleneck is often the bus). This is good for snappy app loading times and saving very high frame rate video, but overkill for audio files.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Easily.

Well, I guess having a single SD card prevents the opportunity to lose it whilst swapping between smaller SD cards, especially for folk with impaired eyesight or manual dexterity - though swapping cards in Android devices has other pitfalls anyway.

But yeah, it's niche - most smartphone users don't go a month away from a WiFi hotspot or their homes. Having a huge library on a single device is *nice to have*, but for most not essential, since there are other ways of accessing storage, and its usually cheaper than buying such a large SD card.

Facebook invents new unit of time to measure modern attention spans: 1/705,600,000 of a sec

Dave 126 Silver badge

The idea is that nano-second results aren't converted up to a common frame rate, but that a common denominator is used from the outset. Making something a convention often does require publicising it, though a movie studio could suggest it to the digital effects houses they subcontract to - often many work on the same production.

Playboy is suing Boing Boing over Imgur centrefold link

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Puh-leeze...

>We know how to hide our search histories blame someone else

Dear Sir

You bastard.

- yours Damien Green,[Portcullis]

Apple iPhone X: Two weeks in the life of an anxious user

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: It’s for the Rolex wearers.

I'm tempted by an iPhone 8, but may wait until models with rear-facing 3D sensors appear to take advantage of the SoC's features, rumoured to on the next gen of iPhones. Qualcomm are pushing active IR 3D scanning for the Android set too, so if an OEM puts in a phone with a very good camera I'll get it.

Til then, very tempted by OnePlus 5T, shame the camera is only average and there's no waterproofing - but these concessions take a couple of hundred quid off the sticker!

Why did I buy a gadget I know I'll never use?

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Mystery of packed office solved.

I remember the Wavefinder... of a post iMac era when everything was greeny blue translucent. To save money it didn't have its own DAC, but plugged into one's computer instead.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Guilty as charged...

For the old type bicycle cranks that attach to a square section bottom bracket, a torque wrench on the 8mm Allen key was recommended. In most other situations though just a bit if mechanical sympathy is all that's needed.

The kit form Rep Rap 3D printer has its open source building instructions online, and sensibly starts with a list of required tools. Allen keys are there. What it doesn't say is that ball-end Allen keys will save a lot of swearing.

Like spanners, the most commonly used sizes of Allen key will be the hardest to find when you want it. On bicycles this usually means that somewhere a herd of 5 and 6mm keys is hiding out with all the 10mm spanners, sharing the safe house rent with Elvis.

All aboard the Vomit Comet: Not the last train to Essex, but a modded 727 for weightless flight

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Rubber duck

If I'm on a passenger jet and I see that An0n C0w4rd is allowed in the flight deck then I'm getting off the plane

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Purely academic research

Warning! The above video contains flashing lights.

To wit, flashguns directed at a woman in a swimsuit.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Some videos and films made using parabolic flights:

- A music video by Okay Go:

https://youtu.be/D3LBvh07a1I

Lots of fun and recommended, as is their video of a Rube Goldberg machine.

- the feature film Apollo 13

- An adult movie called The Uranus Experiment

Former Cisco CEO John Chambers says insects are the new lobsters

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Nothing too see here

Yeah, fried is often how insects are prepared in countries like Vietnam. Tarantulas are spit roasted over a fire to burn off the hairs.

Destroying the city to save the robocar

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Not a new problem

*Human* behaviour, that is.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Not a new problem

You could remove half the cars at a stroke if ride sharing was the norm. The obvious carrot would be that the car driver would travel more quickly on a less congested road (if the reduction in traffic didn't encourage more people to travel at that time). Humour behaviour is complex.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Obviously the solution is....

> Bikes are not a solution because it is cold or rainy enough of the time. We don't all live in fucking LA.

Poor weather is a barrier to cycle adoption, true, but it can be engineered around. For starters:

- better clothing. Also, heating elements on handlebars if bike already has a battery.

- an enclosed fairing. The extra weight and wind resistance can be mitigated with an electric motor.

- urban design. Main cycle routes could be covered.

The other carriers to cycling are:

-safety concerns. Can be mitigated by better urban design, car design, driver and cyclist education.

- hygiene. People don't want to be sweaty at work. Some workplaces have a shower.

- theft of bicycle. Some countries insist that workplaces allow worker's bikes to be securely parked.

Amount of pixels needed to make VR less crap may set your PC on fire

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Why pixels? Why not color palette?

And here was me thinking I'd never play a game displayed in EGA or CGA again! :)

Dave 126 Silver badge

The article wasn't talking about what is needed to make VR fun, but rather what is needed to make VR indistinguishable from reality, so for that reason comparison to TVs and monitors is only of limited use.

If we ignore that most people have two eyes, we can think about how we could try to render a real looking scene in the entirety of a users field of view using a huge bank of monitors (if they are low DPI then no problem - just use more of them and place them further away from the user!). The issue would still be processing power.

We aren't conscious of only being able to focus sharply on a small area because our eyes move around a lot and our brain builds up an image that it presents to us. There's lots of optical illusions that illustrate this.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Obligatory Apple reference

Regina Display is a marketing term, true, but most of the time its claim holds up when used at its intended distance of around 12" (it's a phone) as opposed to 1" (on VR headsets).

As the article notes, there are scenarios which show up resolution more than others; it's easier to spot a low Res monitor if it's displaying a CAD diagram than a photograph of a tree.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Glasses anyone?

Yes, headsets can be adjusted for glasses, just as the virtual view finders on mirrorless digital cameras can be.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Fovea or FauxVR..?

The inability to render scenes indistinguishable from real life was no barrier to video games of the 80s and 90s.

If it can be made fun without nausea and other negatives, it could still achieve some success even without solving the problems described in the article.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Direct to-brain interface

Hehe, made me think of the eyePhone from Futurama!

Episode 'Attack of the Killer App'

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Killer_App

OK, Google: Why does Chromecast clobber Wi-Fi connections?

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Freeview interference

If it's an issue I guess you place the dongle further away from the TV via an HDMI cable.

Or it might be an issue with your TV - perhaps supplying USB is upsetting its freeview reception. Try running the Chromecast off a dedicated wall charger.

Dave 126 Silver badge

> Google (and Amazon for that matter) both recommend their TV dongles are mains powered, as they won't guarantee TV's will power the device reliably.

There's no harm in the end user trying the Chromecast off TV USB power - it'll soon be clear whether it supplies enough power or not... that disclaimer sounds like a arse-covering exercise because it would be impractical for them to test every TV set available. But yeah, that would suggest my theory of Google testing in that manner night be off the mark.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Most Chromecasts I've seen in the wild are powered off the television's USB socket. If this is how Google tested them, it might explain how this issue escaped their detection.

Infamous Silicon Valley 'sex party' exactly as exciting as it sounds

Dave 126 Silver badge

I hear that in the last few years Mills and Boon cover artists are now depicting the man (with strong arms) without his pajama top. Scandalous.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Why?

Well, we sent a liveried messenger boy out with your gilt-edged invitation, but he couldn't find Coward Towers.

What do we want? Consensual fun times. How do we get it? Via an app with blockchain...

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: bias

A more workable solution would be for people to spend more time socialising face to face and

not through Twitter/Tinder etc, thus learning how to read cues in others. This app doesn't solve anything because a girl can change her mind at any point (including after the form is signed) and that should be respected.

So, as a start, beer duty should be reduced to encourage mixed socialising in pubs.

If you really want a technological 'solution' then maybe some kind of encrypted and escrowed audio recording of the whole night, which can only be accessed in the case of a dispute. (I'm just thinking out loud here)

Dave 126 Silver badge

Top tip - avoid wood in Anne Summers

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: broadcasting the Simpsons and cutting out some jokes for length

I've noticed the scene when Homer asks his family to guess where he got the money - and they all reply 'drugs'- has been cut from Channel 4's evening showings. It's noticeable because later in the episode the cut scene is referred yo when Lisa exclaims 'I almost wish it was drugs!' - which makes no sense with no context.

'The last bastion of the true spirit of rock and roll' was how Frank Zappa described the Simpsons. Oh well. Fuck you Channel 4, you used to be cool.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Might have been useful

Linus Torvalds in on record as saying that he makes sure he is never alone with a woman he doesn't know - at conferences, for example. His rationale is just to avoid any possibility of a slur or rumour that would just distract from his life's project.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Black Mirror has once again foretold the future

Yeah maybe, but Channel 4 have done far, far worse. Such as broadcasting the Simpsons and cutting out some jokes for length but not saying that they do, and only broadcasting the Daily Show once a week yet asking Comedy Central to make the other episodes unavailable to UK viewers on the Comedy Central website.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: What One Desires.....

> Lawyers in the bedroom - lovely.

Scene: Two lawyers eating their lunch in the park whilst a pulchritudinous jogger goes by.

Lawyer 1: I'd really like to screw her!

Lawyer 2: Oh yeah? Out of what?

Remember those holy tech wars we used to have? Heh, good times

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: re: well, there's a corner in Hell for you and your "friends".

>Say something less than good about a Company and the fanbois of that company wade in with downvotes even if the post makes perfect sense and is really not that bad.

Some might say it's the other way around. Using words like fanboi doesn't help.

In real life I know doctors, engineers, artists, plumbers, models, bin-men who use phones of either persuasion, but I haven't met any Apple evangelicals. I have met one rabid anti-Apple person though, and whilst being widely liked and respected by us all is felt to be a bit touched. After years of reading these anti Apple types in forums, it was interesting to see one rant in real life. So I gave him the Stereo condenser microphone that works on Sony phones with TRRRS jacks that I have no more use for.

- sent from my latest in a line of Android phones.

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Browser wars

"Just try it in a different browser" I would tell a friend of mine who was keen on computers but would always create problems for himself. It was just easier than wasting time and tears in trying to work out why A.com wasn't behaving on X browser.

"FFS, why have you unistalled all but browsers but X?" I would inevitably have to say. Oh well.

Transport pundit Christian Wolmar on why the driverless car is on a 'road to nowhere'

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Coaching

Another way to solve the golf club problem: leave the clubs locked up at the golf course.

Another way to solve the problem: have the clubs delivered to a course of your choice. This would be an extension of the delivery infrastructure that Amazon et al are developing - your stuff following you around like Rincewind's Luggage.

Cisco can now sniff out malware inside encrypted traffic

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Hopefully vapourware?

The encryption remains unbroken - this articles headline is ambiguous. The meta-data (who, where, when) gives clues about to the still encrypted and thus unknown 'what'.

Cryptocurrencies to end in tears, says investor wizard Warren Buffett

Dave 126 Silver badge

Yeah, my understanding is that Buffet tends to invest long term - ignoring sharp rises and falls in value in the short term. Bitcoin, or tulips, or valid commodities speculation hasn't been his game.

Watt? You thought the wireless charging war was over? It ain't even begun

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Surely unidirectional wireless is an incredibly inefficient approach to transmitting energy?

I believe that it only starts really pumping out the energy when it resonates with a receiving device. I may be wrong though.

1980s sci-fi movies: The thrill of being not quite terrified on mum's floral sofa

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Star wars tin DVD

Now that Disney has bought Fox (who had some home media distribution rights) the legal hurdles to a high-def release have been mitigated. It now comes down to motivation, digging out various prints and spending time and money on restoring them.