* Posts by Tigra 07

2373 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jul 2010

Trump buries H-1B visa applicants in paperwork

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Re: Off shore slumming

"Also note that when various countries were added to the EU there wasn't a flood of people moving to work here"

You either have a selective memory or are a liar. Immigration from Romania and Bulgaria was way above official forecasts of 5000-13,000 people over 5 years because Blair never put controls in place. It turned out to be over a million people in 5 years just from those two countries.

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Re: Off shore slumming

"Hire off-shore, house in a warehouse, pay crap, work poor peeps all hours of the day."

Sounds like Amazon. Had a friend who worked there. Absolutely disgusting company to work for. A Shithole...one might say...

Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

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Devil

Re: Ghostbusters

"Satisfaction GUARANTEED! Or your ghost back!"

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How do they tell if their ghostbuster made mistakes in the exorcism since you can't prove ghosts are real in the first place?

I'd certainly like to see how that disciplinary process is challenged.

Nobody expects the social media inquisition! OK, everybody did, UK politicos

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Re: RE: TheMeerkat

Always figured Blair was more in the middle of the left...With Comrade Corbyn so far to the left you'd have to turn your head to see where he is on the scale.

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RE: TheMeerkat

Hard to tell who you're calling a hateful left winger...I'm centre right...

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RE: Wolfetone

The odd message board like that doesn't have people competing for hours over likes and who has the best holiday photos. They may be horrible people, but if we take their racist and homophobic rags away from them they'll just fill up the pubs...And none of us want that

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Megaphone

I have a Twitter account. It's full of people with different interests and political affiliations arguing and moaning over who is more racist/sexist/xenophobic/homophobic.

Can't we just ban this so called "social" media for the health of society? If anything it's antisocial. Facebook especially.

Want to speak to your friends? Send them a text or Whatsapp message.

He's cheesed it! French flick pirate on the lam to swerve €80m fine, two-year stretch in the clink

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Pirate

Re: Historical?

Just like with games the pirate gets the better experience - no adverts and no extra addons running in the background sending data constantly.

There's only so many times you can watch that stupid "You wouldn't steal a car advert"

Fun fact: US Customs slaps eyeglass taxes on optical networking gear

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Meh

Well, their logic is sound...

You use glasses to see things - tax it.

You use internet to see internet - tax it.

Who wanted a future in which AI can copy your voice and say things you never uttered? Who?!

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Re: As far as I am concerned

Thanks

Have a pint

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Re: Not a single lawful one?!

Better still;

Mr Blobby

"Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, where for art thou BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY"

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Re: TRT

They just have to keep trying and eventually it will happen.

Tom Daley and Lance are expecting.

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Re: As far as I am concerned

True, but they won't have the things they actually need to use their identical twin's online banking, such as Account logins and passwords.

Do they share the same identical fingerprints?

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This can't end well

"Your honour, I have a video of the defendant admitting to the crime and also claiming to be a paedophile terrorist jihadist."

How long until this mysteriously starts happening to enemies of the US?

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Coat

Step 1: Find a video of your political opponent speaking.

Step 2: Change words to "Death to [INSERT DICTATOR HERE]".

Step 3: Lock them up for the good of public security / Alternatively blackmail them for money.

Step 4: Relax as the election ballot has only 1 name on it and you now have job security for life.

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Terminator

The NSA will love this. As will oppressive regimes

Use ad blockers? Mine some Monero to get access to news, says US site

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Re: Easy...

I usually enjoy their comments. They fit nicely between the nutjob commentators of the Guardian and Daily Mail. I consider that to be the sweet spot of unbiased opinions between extreme left and right.

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Re: Easy...

Pretty much every Telegraph article has a comments section. Have you not seen their site?

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They've done it for the last 15 years. People are now used to it so It's not entirely our fault.

1- It's hard to get money from people when you've been giving away your product for free for a generation.

2- Your product needs to be worth what you're charging or people will go elsewhere.

3- Blocking Ads is just as much a security decision these days.

So the old news media need to produce a decent product and somehow manage to get people to whitelist them or pay them. Hijacking their machines isn't a long term solution. I'd argue it's not a short term solution with the many implications and fluctuating prices of what they're mining. The Telegraph gives you a bunch of full high quality articles and a quarter of some others for free. To get the rest requires subscriptions. This model is decent and currently works.

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You missed a few more appealing options at the end, so i've included them below.

1- Block the pop up banner they use with Ublock and continue browsing for free.

2- Find a decent website to browse for news instead.

This job Win-blows! Microsoft made me pull '75-hour weeks' in a shopping mall kiosk

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Re: Wait... What?

The problem isn't "for-profit" vs "not-for-profit". It's eithical profit vs unethical profit.

Amazon doesn't produce a profit and is deeply unethical in their business model.

Banks produce lots of profit unethically.

Your general Mom and Pop stores are probably much more ethical plus they produce profits.

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Linux

If she's not able to decide her hours or breaks and doesn't have the power to hire or fire then it really doesn't sound like a manager.

If it doesn't walk like a duck or sound like a duck, it's probably not a duck.

Do penguins quack?

Transport for London to toughen up on taxi firms in the Uber age

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Flame

TFL is just a lobby group for Black Cab drivers. They were complaining earlier in the week that electric cars and self driving cars would destroy their revenue and should be restricted.

Alternative idea - get rid of TFL since it's first priority is protecting it's revenue stream and not transport.

Sorry, Elon, your Tesla roadster won't orbit for billions of years

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Trollface

A Tesla satellite can last millions-billions of years in space yet a NASA satellite costing hundreds of millions of dollars has a lifespan of >10 years before it's switched off.

Apple to devs: Code for the iPhone X or nothing from April onwards

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Re: We develop for Apple and Android

How does it feel to know your app runs on so many different devices?

People can use your app on their phones, tablets, watches, toasters, fridges, washing machines, treadmills, etc.

Android solved the problem of kids fighting over the computer. Put the computer in everything.

You're decorating it wrong: Apple HomePod gives wood ring of death

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Re: devils advocate

After placing the device there for 20 minutes and having your furniture damaged/discoloured/devalued - yes, this is an issue. Imagine if your phone did this. There would be riots in the streets.

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Re: Oh great

Well, it's apparently got decent bass and vibrates, so a coaster is going to create an extra layer for the vibrations. Makes sense.

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Re: Oh great

Apparently that distorts the bass from the pod and makes it sound bad

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Re: Wood is not minimalistic.

Betting they'll adapt the pod to leave an apple logo, instead of a ring after this

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You're placing it wrong!

Bloke sues Microsoft: Give me $600m – or my copy of Windows 7 back

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Re: 600M or 6B

The perfect scam. Tell them it's $600m, then get them to sign without reading the actual figure.

Of course I doubt he'll get anything above $10,000 in any case for this.

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Frank Dickman - Throwing a floppy wobbly.

You won't believe this: Nokia soars back into phone-flinger top 3

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Good! Nokia could have dominated if they'd jumped into Android when they had the chance. Instead they stuck their fingers in their ears for years and let Samsung take over.

I hope they innovate and make their devices good enough to unseat Samsung from the top

UK Home Sec Amber Rudd unveils extremism blocking tool

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Re: Yay

It would be simpler to just create a North Korean intranet for us to live in. You have access to Government controlled news, shopping sites, and the Supreme Leader's personal blog.

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"tests have shown the tool automatically detects 94 per cent of Daesh propaganda with 99.995 per cent accuracy."

50 percent of the time it works every time.

Still not on Windows 10? Fine, sighs Microsoft, here are its antivirus tools for Windows 7, 8.1

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Thanks but no thanks. When Windows 8.1 finally loses support i'll either have 2 linux machines or i'll scrap one.

IBM's chief diversity officer knows too much and must be stopped!

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Re: Chief Diversity Officer?

It's a job title you give to someone who got their job based on the colour of their skin, instead of talent or qualifications.

Tigra 07
Mushroom

The world has gone mad

Step 1: Sack anyone with "Diversity" in their job name

Step 2: Hire the best person for the job regardless of their colour, gender, sexuality, etc

Step 3: Profit

Due to Oracle being Oracle, Eclipse holds poll to rename Java EE (No, it won't be Java McJava Face)

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Re: Lame name options IMHO

Gava pronounced with a hard G. Sounds the same but is spelt differently.

Brit regulator pats self on back over nuisance call reduction: It's just 4 billion now!

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Re: Don't get mad, get even

I used to do this with 419 scammers (Nigerian princes by email). It's all fun and games until your email inbox is full. Must be even worse when your phone never stops ringing?

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"Ofcom’s latest estimate is that approximately 3.9 billion nuisance calls are received by UK landlines per year"

Well done reducing it but you're still far from the target of 0.

PS: No i haven't been in a fucking accident, i don't have a licence (by choice). And O2, stop fucking calling me and asking what you can do for me...You fucking called me!

Why aren't you being arbiters of truth? MPs scream at Facebook, YouTube, Twitter

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Big Brother

A situation they can never win...

"Why are you blocking this? Bla bla bla...Free speech..."

"Why aren't you blocking this? Bla bla bla...Terrorism..."

Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin

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Re: Aircon Leaks

Alternatively replace the bin with one that has wheels...Or...Fix the leak?

UK worker who sold customers' data to nuisance callers must cough up £1k

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Megaphone

Wow, a whole £1000?

Should have been at least £100 for each call, paid directly to each person he inconvenienced. Fuck it, just stick him in stocks and lets throw stuff at him.

TalkTalk to splash £1.5bn laying full fibre on 3 million doorsteps

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RE: Simpfeld

Talk Talk has probably lost all their customers info and details (again) just since this article went up.

Tigra 07
Mushroom

BT doesn't really need to do anything to compete with Talk Talk since they won't exist in 2025.

Uber: Ah yeah, we pay women drivers less than men. We can explain!

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RE: Paul

If Person A works faster, works longer hours, and gets higher customer ratings than Person B guess who is earning more?

Despite what feminists say you can't "have it all". Spending less time at work *will* mean you earn less than a man who works more. It's not a pay gap, it's an earnings gap.

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FAIL

"You can't blame this one entirely on Uber bros, though."

You can't blame it on them at all since they don't pay the staff - the passengers do.

Misleading quotes aside this isn't an issue of discrimination, it's an issue with how different people drive.

Cops find ATM spewing cash, car with dodgy plates, stack of $20 bills and hacking kit inside

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Re: I believe...

OAPs don't use ATMs. They get their money from the Post Office, converted into pennies, and then go to Tesco to spend it, creating massive queues and therefore creating cashier jobs in the local economy.

The rest of their time is spent in IKEA taking advantage of the free refills on Tea and Coffee and stealing little packets of sugar (speaking from personal experience).