* Posts by Tigra 07

2373 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jul 2010

Tumblr troll-ban follows February indictments

Tigra 07
Big Brother

RE: AC

Ireland is in the process of introducing such a vaguely/badly worded anti Fake News law that it punishes with huge fines or 5 years in prison for sharing links or publishing what is considered by the Government to be Fake News.

It is so badly worded that even writing an article disputing a piece of Fake News would be illegal under the law.

We need free speech laws in the UK and Ireland

NASA fungus problem puts theory of 'Martian mushrooms' on toast

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: Houston, we have a problem!

Were you producing homeopathy medicine treatments?

MIT boffins build rubber robot, invade privacy of unsuspecting sealife

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RE: Evil

RoboSharks with fricking lasers on their heads?

Tigra 07
Pint

How long until one of these goes missing and ends up battered in a chip shop frier?

Seen from spaaaaace: Boffins check world's oceans for plastic

Tigra 07
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RE: ZanzibarRastapopulous

"You think there's a limit on how much plastic fishermen can catch?"

No, it was a joke that regulations would need to be changed. For starters you need a licence specifically for carrying waste on land. There's also likely to be hazardous waste laws and health and safety to contend with too.

In the US they pay for your cans and bottles. Over here we just punish people who don't use the bin and charge even more to then sort them in the way of council tax. It makes no sense.

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RE: Dan

"How the hell do we even start to clean up microplastics?"

Some kind of genetically modified plankton that can completely break them down with no harmful effects on their predators?

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Step 1: Create a plastic trade-in scheme

Step 2: Exempt plastic from fishing quotas

Step 3: Relax as the fishermen profit and the beaches get cleaner

Space, the final blunt-tier: Binary system ejected huge 'spliff' asteroid, boffins reckon

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: Hi, my name is...my name is.. Oumuamua

I assumed it was pronounced "Yo Mamma"

British Level 4 driverless pods are whizzing along ... er, a London path

Tigra 07
Childcatcher

RE: Terry

Have you tried cycling on them? Some of my journeys feel like they're over constant speedbumps. I can see why so many cycle on the pavements. And then there's the cars that act like you don't have the right to dodge a pothole while they're trying to illegally overtake too close.

Some of these potholes are so deep there's probably Morlocks living in them.

US cops go all Minority Report: Google told to cough up info on anyone near a crime scene

Tigra 07
Big Brother

RE: Mark

Technology in some areas has gone far beyond what George Orwell predicted. I believe if he were with us today he'd be absolutely horrified how close his book is to reality.

Another day, another self-flying car pipe dream surfaces

Tigra 07
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The reason it'll never happen...

It's bad enough when a car hits a lamp post or your garden wall. Now imagine the damage when they're crashing into skyscrapers and people's bedrooms.

Android Oreo mic drop fury: Google ups tempo for Pixel mobe audio fix

Tigra 07

Quality of Google's Pixel and Nexus devices really does seem shit. Won't be buying another.

For the record i've had a Nexus 5, 6P, and 9. All are nice devices but terrible build quality.

Ugh, of course Germany trounces Blighty for cyber security salaries

Tigra 07
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Re: Switzerland

"Agree, but the same as being in a bar liked by and full of racist people does not make you a racist, but it sure looks llike either you dont care about the company or you are one of them"

Ah...So if i were to generalise that all people who voted Remain are deeply thick racists that hate their own country? Thanks racist Aitor. It works both ways.

Interesting to know we're allowed to joing a trading bloc under false pretences, but never allowed to leave or we're racist. Idiotic drivel

Tigra 07
Megaphone

Re: Switzerland

"Switzerland has its own large racist political party that pushed for the referendum"

Not wanting to part of the EU does not by default make someone racist. So kindly leave that often repeated claim where it belongs (In the list of many lies told by the Remain camp in 2016).

Brit retailer Currys PC World says sorry for Know How scam

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Re: Set-up...

They then charge extra if you want to actually have the recovery media they created.

Mulled EU copyright shakeup will turn us into robo-censors – GitHub

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Re: Not GitHubs problem

"and if that's a problem for their EU customers, those customers can tell their local politicians about it"

And the EU will ignore tham as they always know what's best for their protectionist bloc/gravytrain.

Maplin shutdown sale prices still HIGHER than rivals

Tigra 07
Pint

Are we sure they haven't increased the prices instead?

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Re: How Strange

Maplin must have messed up and accidentally underpriced it.

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Fail

I noticed this saturday. A Western Digital hard drive is £150 at Maplin on special (closing down) offer, but £70ish from Amazon when i last tried to buy one.

Former Google X bloke's startup unveils 'self flying' electric air taxi

Tigra 07
Coat

Can't see this idea taking off...

Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network

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Re: RE: AndrueC

Fair enough. You've probably gotta become a level 100 operating Thetan to do it then.

Scientology - the religion for RPG gamers. It's pay to win and you can level up and gain special magic powers!

Tigra 07

Re: "Rumored"?

"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."

As quoted in the article "Scientology: Anatomy of a Frightening Cult" by Eugene H. Methvin.

Tigra 07
Trollface

RE: AndrueC

Fascinating. Did they say how he moves the pen without a body?

Tigra 07
Pint

Z-lister club

L. Ron Hubbard, infamous for printing his own qualifications and proving vegetables could feel pain. Decades later and his church is still experimenting on vegetables.

A smartphone recession is coming and animated poo emojis can't stop it

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RE: Paul

If it is reasonably up to date then count me in!

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Lose lose for the customer

I'm stuck in the situation with a Nexus 6P just out of support. If i hold onto it i get security updates for another year but don't get Android P. If I buy anything else i'll lose Android O or have to buy a Pixel at a massive upfront cost (With no bloody headphone jack).

I don't need to upgrade for a year, but by then the problem will likely be even worse

Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

Tigra 07
Devil

Musk's maths is probably correct when you remember that there's traffic on roads. Underground tunnels are going to be faster if there's no traffic. That's obvious.

What happens when your underground bus breaks down is less clear though...

UK digi minister Hancock suggests Facebook and pals give your kids a time-out

Tigra 07
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RE: Tsurotu

I doubt this is an issue for Matt Hancock's kids, since they're probably only allowed one social media account...And it has no users to bug them...

Auto manufacturers are asleep at the wheel when it comes to security

Tigra 07
Alert

"After contacting the supplier they said the manufacturer considered its systems features, not bugs"

That excuse actually sounds like it came direct from Apple's playbook.

Android P will hear no evil, see no evil, support evil notches

Tigra 07

Re: Popsicle, Piss or Poo

Penis?

UK data watchdog raids companies suspected of 11 million nuisance texts

Tigra 07
Meh

Prediction...

1 - The Watchdog will give them a pathetic fine and congratulate themselves in a press release.

2 - The targeted company will fold instead of paying the fine.

3 - Next week the director starts a new company with a different name and continues bothering people with "PPI" and "Have you been in an accident" spam.

The cycle of futility

Ofcom to probe Three and Vodafone over network throttling

Tigra 07
Childcatcher

Re: Rules

"There were never large permanent military presences in any british colony"

Could have completely changed history if there had been. The British Empire might still be controlling a large swathe of the world (instead of the US). Life could be radically different for everyone.

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: Rules

Army definition - "a large number of people or things". He/she has used the phrase correctly by the definition Tim.

We only have 78,000 full time soldiers, not that far ahead of Eurocrat staff numbers...Will we have to rename them the "British fighting force" instead of British Army?

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: Rules

Yeah, that never happens with at the EU. *cough* Tony Blair, envoy for the same Middle East he bombed the shit out of *cough*

Sacked saleswoman told to pay Intel £45k after losing discrim case

Tigra 07
Devil

Re: Money here

Is that you Mary?

Tigra 07
Trollface

RE: Solarflare

Horrible sexist you. Women are always victims. Feminists taught me that

Apple's new 'spaceship' HQ brings the pane for unobservant workers

Tigra 07

Re: Apple FAIL

From what i hear - good for the environment, bad for the staff.

We need baby Googles, say search specialists… and one surprising VC

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Re: It rubs the Monopoly on it's skin, or else it gets the antitrust again...

You can download Maps for the entire country with Google Maps and they don't expire, they just update every so often. The entire map of the UK is over 1 GB and useful if you travel a lot and don't want to waste data while out and about.

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It rubs the Monopoly on it's skin, or else it gets the antitrust again...

They only need to sit back and watch as Google implodes under it's own idiocy of competing with itself. In the mean time Google has the best products because the competition hasn't bothered making theirs better (enough).

Google search - Bing is shite. Yahoo is shite. DuckDuckGo has a fringe audience.

Maps - Apple has attempted but hasn't done enough to compete. Here (Nokia?) maps is dreadful.

Youtube - constantly declaring war on it's own creators but still nothing else comes close to as good. Vimeo? No chance.

Google powers up latest app it'll cancel in two years: Hangouts Chat

Tigra 07

Re: Two years?

"The idea is that the big company that owns the various potentially competing companies is using them to grab more dosh"

How does this work for free chat apps with no adverts, that are given to users for free?

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Re: Two years?

Why haven't they created a competitor to Google search yet? Alphabet search? If you're going to hand your users to your competition might as well do it properly.

Note to Google: We don't need 50 different chat apps from you. Get a fucking clue and sort yourselves out. No one cares if you can "innovate" a new chat app every year. What about usability and consistency?

Apple has imessage and that's it. Everyone with an iphone can use it without worrying that next year Apple will remove features for Apple Chat/Text/iChat/iText. After 9 years in control of Android get your fucking act together! [End Rant]

Tigra 07
Meh

Re: Two years?

It'll be replaced by something else from Google next year.

Coming in 2019: Google-built Hangouts competitor

Coming in 2020: Google-built Hangouts competitor

Coming in 2021: Google-built Hangouts competitor

Coming in 2022: Google-built Hangouts competitor

Google - Master of fracturing and splitting their own userbase. They've even built a competitor to Android to destroy their OS Monopoly (Fuschia)

Google: Class search results as journalism so we can dodge Right To Be Forgotten

Tigra 07
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RE: Adam

Alphabet - no, Google - Yes. Google isn't a news publisher at all...Wait...How do you explain www.News.Google.com then?

Tigra 07
FAIL

On Google: "It’s not in any sense a news or media organisation and doesn’t engage in anything that could be described as journalism."

They act as a news aggregator and have their own news service, so this is disingenuous at best, or a lie at worst.

Got that itchy GandCrab feeling? Ransomware decryptor offers relief

Tigra 07

Re: Since this is only available as .EXE ...

Provided you don't run a virtual machine of virtual Windows...Virtually

Sony Xperia XZ2: High-res audio but no headphone jack

Tigra 07

Re: I have experience repairing

My Xperia X10 had an issue where you couldn't unlock it sometimes without a reboot. 2 years later my friend had a newer Xperia and it had the same bug. Horrible quality control there