* Posts by Tigra 07

2373 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jul 2010

Oz lad 'fell in love with' baby meerkat, nicked it from zoo, took it out for a romantic Big Mac

Tigra 07
Childcatcher

Re: He got off lightly compared to Tufty.

The badgers will need a good PR firm to represent them. To most people, they're just giant cretins spreading TB everywhere.

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: He got off lightly compared to Tufty.

Grey squirrels are disease-riddled cretins that wiped out most of the native red squirrels. I absolutely support these Meerkats doing their national duty to stamp out consume these fluffy menaces.

Six critical systems, four months to Brexit – and no completed testing

Tigra 07
Pint

We have to actually achieve Brexit for this to be a worry. Theresa May is doing everything possible to prevent it.

UK.gov fishes for likes as it prepares to go solo on digital sales tax

Tigra 07
Trollface

Re: Mihn Gott!!

CNN? Fake News!

Tigra 07
Headmaster

Re: Mihn Gott!!

"Seriously new tax or not does anyone think that the megacorps are going to walk away from the potential profits of the worlds 7th larget economy"

We're the 5th largest economy in GDP terms, but your point still stands.

Windows 10 Pro goes Home as Microsoft fires up downgrade server

Tigra 07

RE: Lee

Bugs in the Insider program are still finding their way into the actual wider public release, instead of being fixed. There's been like weekly reports of it on this very site.

Tigra 07
Childcatcher

Re: el kabong

"So, you're suggesting, rather than simply ignoring the little red text for a few days the user should completely change their operating system, then spend time finding decent alternatives for all the software they use (which may or may not exist), then learn a completely different workflow and set of system admin skills because of a small transient issue? It does seem a little overkill."

I'm suggesting anything except Windows at this point (heck, even use Mac if you prefer). Windows is becoming so unstable and untrustable with your personal files that the alternatives are all much better. Every week few days there's another report of a massive bug (usually because of Microsoft not quality testing anymore) deleting people's files or fucking something up drastically.

Tigra 07
Childcatcher

Re: el kabong

"You get screwed over and over by microshaft and yet seem to believe this all a laughing matter"

Yeah, it's bloody hilarious. You keep getting screwed over and still stick with Microsoft. There are other operating systems out there. Are we all supposed to ignore this and not point out the obvious to spare your feelings?

Tigra 07
Thumb Up

Re: Just go Linux

The best way to upgrade Windows!

If Shadow Home Sec Diane Abbott can be reeled in by phishers, truly no one is safe

Tigra 07
Facepalm

Re: AC

The Twitter replies are gold too! Take this one from Keith Gilpin:

"Dear @HackneyAbbott , it has come to our attention that you are completely thick. We are a company that helps thick people manage their affairs. Please DM us your bank details, credit card numbers. Any strange actions on your bank accounts is normal & part of the healing process"

Tigra 07
Pint

RE: h4rm0ny

"Honestly, she is not fit to be in charge of anything."

Hence, why she's so high up in Labour. She's absolutely incompetent, and that makes her perfectly qualified to be at the top.

Tigra 07
Facepalm

She can't do basic maths - check!

She knows fuck all about security - check!

She has a victim mentality - check!

Perfect for the job of Shadow Home Secretary!

Macs to Linux fans: Stop right there, Penguinista scum, that's not macOS. Go on, git outta here

Tigra 07
Trollface

Re: Paul 33

How dare you correct me Paul. Where's the El Reg safe space? I feel quite unwell...

Tigra 07
Happy

Re: RE: onefang

"While my quick healing and long strong claws lean more to the Wolverine side, I keep them blunt. It's safer for all that way. And in this current heatwave, a keyboard made of butter would just be a sticky puddle on the floor."

A sticky, delicious puddle...

Tigra 07
Coffee/keyboard

RE: onefang

"Touchpads loathe me and my long strong fingernails. My home keyboard has deep gouges in some of the keys"

Is your keyboard made of butter, or is that you Wolverine?

Oracle 'net-watcher agrees, China Telecom is a repeat offender for misdirecting traffic

Tigra 07
Trollface

Re: Raises hand

Or blockchain!

Tigra 07

All your base packets are belong to us?

British fixed broadband is cheap … and, er, fairly nasty – global survey

Tigra 07
Pirate

"Does anyone (other than gamers) actually download a 5GB file?"

What about pirates?

Tata on trial: Outsourcer 'discriminated' against non-Asian workers, claim American staff

Tigra 07
Stop

Re: Who would have thought

"Rather I would say that the Western world is geared up to discriminate less in favour of white men"

I call bullshit on that. Take a look in the news on any random day and you can see open hostility to people based solely on them being male, white, straight, or all of the above. It's becoming acceptable in many areas, especially on the far left. The BBC refuses to even hire white males in many positions now, and that's a publicly funded organisation, funded by the same people it discriminates against.

Sack a person for their skin colour and you'll be prosecuted for racism - unless they're white and you claim you're trying to make yourself more diverse - that's alright and you'll be applauded for it by Guardian readers and their ilk.

Sweden held a concert for everyone but straight, white, men. They were fenced off in their own pen to protect everyone else.

Tigra 07
Facepalm

Re: Who would have thought

"I think that we are lucky in the UK at the moment that discrimination is not the issue that it was 50 or more years ago"

You're joking right? Even as a minority you can see the Western world is being geared up more and more to discriminate against straight white men as much as possible. The goalposts have only been shifted buddy, not removed.

Tigra 07
Trollface

FTFY

"Our customers expect TCS to provide world-classIndian talent for their technology needs. Our success is based on our ability to provide the bestmost Indian talent available, both in the US and globally, based purely on the individual’s specialized experienceIndian-ness, skillsIndian-osity and fit for each client’s specific needsdid we mention we have lots of Indians?. TCS also strictly adheres to all federal and state equal employment opportunity laws and regulations for our Indian workers."

There! Fixed it for you Tata!

UK.gov to roll out voter ID trials in 2019 local elections

Tigra 07
Pint

RE:RE:RE:RE...

It would work better if people didn't simply vote, but ranked in preference the candidates. Then the lowest number of votes is eliminated until someone passes 50% and wins. Seems fairer than the current system.

Tigra 07
Thumb Up

RE: Scott

Australia has compulsory voting. You can be fined for not casting your vote.

I actually like that system, since it shuts up those people we all know who complain about politics, but never bother voting. If you don't like the system, vote to change it, don't just complain.

Slabs, huh, what are they are good for? Er, not quite absolutely nothing

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: Not surprised...

Same here. Got 2 laptops...Rarely use my tablet now. Only bought 2 laptops because analysts keep complaining of declining laptop sales every year. I'm not buying a second tablet just to help with those figures.

For anyone wondering: one of the laptops is a qbittorrent machine running Windows, the other is my regular laptop for Kubuntu,

'Privacy is a human right': Big cheese Sat-Nad lays out Microsoft's stall at Future Decoded

Tigra 07
Coffee/keyboard

"Nadella was keen to highlight the efforts made by the Microsoft in privacy"

That's good. Open with a joke!

Surely the only effort Microsoft has made in this area is by eroding and invading people's privacy.

Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

Tigra 07
Coat

I too have phantom pregnancies quite regularly...Fibre usually helps the "baby" along.

Mine's the one with the cereal bar in the pocket!

Tigra 07
Paris Hilton

Is it in yet?

Sex with ghosts? I bet it's crap. Is there lots of wailing? Phantom bumps and banging on the walls?

Everyone knows ghosts are crap in bed. This woman needs to get herself a poltergeist! She'll be swimming in ectoplasm up to her eyeballs!

Pain in the brain! Kaspersky warns of hackable brain implants

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: Sqlartist

Are you able to affect the signal to a television?

If you can harness this microwave power for good, then i see a bright future for you as Earth's first superhero. Or a dark future for all of us if you use your Bee Keeping powers for evil.

Are we calling you Static Man? Captain Tinfoil? The BeeKeeper?

I for one welcome our static, bee conjuring, tinfoil wearing overlord!

Tigra 07
Happy

Re: Sqlartist

Would a tinfoil hat protect you from these hackers and miscreants Sqlartist?

Finally a conspiracy theory where a tinfoil hat is plausible!

Tigra 07
Black Helicopters

Re: While I believe security is important (very much so),

"It takes a special kind of c*nt to hack and otherwise mess with someone's life saving medical device"

Or your average intelligence service...

Worrying Windows 10 wrecking-ball weapon weirdly wanders wildly on worldwide web

Tigra 07
Facepalm

"Microsoft has a strong commitment to security

Just not privacy."

Or bug testing apparently...

Tigra 07
Linux

What more can i say...

*Cough*

Roughly 30 years after its birth at UK's Acorn Computers, RISC OS 5 is going open source

Tigra 07
Facepalm

Re: Long John Brass

"11 down-votes, I see the puritan I'm offended by that crowd are out in force again today"

And not one of them said "won't somebody please think of the children".

Tigra 07
Coat

Re: I see butt plug, i upvote...

Yes...And this is a Christmas Tree...

</sarcasm>

Tigra 07
Gimp

I see butt plug, i upvote...

I like that the Acorn logo looks like a butt plug...

http://atterer.org/sites/atterer/files/2010-04/acorn-arm/acorn.png

F***=off, Google tells its staff: Any mention of nookie now banned from internal files, URLs

Tigra 07
Big Brother

Like Amazon, do Google workplaces have monitors showing the words: "Conform", "Obey", "Report" on a repeating cycle?

Facebook names former Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg head of global affairs

Tigra 07

Re: RE: Forget It

We're not allowed to criticise Diane Abbott's maths skills remember. She claims everything bad sad about her is racist...

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: RE: Forget It

I've a few more suggestions if Facebook wants more ex (Or soon to be) politicians (All ironic of course):

Tony Blair as head of Middle-East public relations...

Gordon Brown as head of accounting...

John Major as head of Human Resources...

Theresa May would make a good coat rack...

Tigra 07
Trollface

RE: Forget It

And hire Ed Miliband next as Chief Bacon sandwich eater.

Tigra 07
Coat

I'm not missing the opportunity to flip this...

These fucking Remainers are fleeing the country, instead of fixing this Brexit mess they created.

Microsoft points to a golden future where you can make Windows 10 your own

Tigra 07
Linux

Re: What about the stuff that we really don't want...

I uninstalled the Windows from my Windows. And my Windows became Kubuntu...Never looked back...

Chinese biz baron wants to shove his artificial moon where the sun doesn't shine – literally

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: David

"Is that actually taken together? Who or what took the picture?"

Is this the culprit?

Tigra 07
Coat

Re: Eight times brighter than the Moon?

"Here's a picture of the Earth and Moon taken together which gives a better idea of it's colour and relative brightness"

Wrong picture mate. Here is the correct one

Tigra 07

Re: The silver lining

Maybe it has remote controlled obsurators or blinds for when it's not needed. Anything is possible, it's Chinese.

Huawei's Watch GT snubs Google for homegrown OS

Tigra 07

Re: Half story

The Huawei-built Nexus 6P was competent and quite good. The batteries were shit and plagued by issues, but everything else was good about them.

Tigra 07
Coat

Re: price, or it didn't happen...

Or £350 when it launches in the UK...

Tigra 07
Facepalm

Re: Common platform is sometimes better

"Android is after many years still a work in progress"

Three guesses who's never used Android before. Even Android 1.6 was/is famously able to do more than iOS.

Tigra 07
Pint

Re: 2-week battery life

"It's no different from putting petrol in your car: you do it when it is getting low or because it's a convenient time"

Don't you refuel cars as often as you would charge an iphone? Every 8 hours.

Tigra 07
Joke

Re: Photo, or it didn't happen.

"This watch is resilient to accidents because of its ceramic bezel design, stainless steel shell and DLC coating"

DLC coating? Fucking microtransactions in everything these days...

Stroppy Google runs rings round Brussels with Android remedy

Tigra 07
Facepalm

If you build it will they come?

I'm not much of a fan of Google these days, but this is absolutely brilliant. Stuff the EU. More bothered about punishing innovation than trying to create and help European competitors compete.

IF a competitor has a better product, then compete with a better product. Don't fine the owner of the better product for not having a worse product for smaller companies to compete with.