* Posts by ecofeco

8240 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Jul 2010

Interpol: Strong encryption helps online predators. Build backdoors

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They really are clueless cockwomblers

...aren't they?

Now we know what Turing had to deal with. Among other things.

If it's not cloud, GTFO: Sage flogs payments business to US firm Elavon for £230m

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Accounts receivable/payable is "non-core"?

The world has gone mad. Mad I tell you.

'Literally a paperweight': Bose users fume at firmware update that 'doesn't fix issues'

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The more complex the plumbing...

Maybe speakers don't need software.

I certainly have not heard any difference in speakers since the 1970s.

Time to check who left their database open and leaked 7.5m customer records: Hi there, Adobe Creative Cloud!

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Re: Only amateurs use cloud editing software

Been this way for decades. Where have you been?

As for doomed? Yeah, the DOD just chose MS for their JEDI project. We are FUBAR'd.

Pentagon beams down $10bn JEDI contract to Microsoft: Windows giant beats off Bezos

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Holy crap

This is bad. Very bad.

Welcome to the World Of Tomorrow, where fridges suffer certificate errors. Just like everything else

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Re: SMEG

It seems we skipped right over the Talky Toaster and went straight to "Are you sure you don't want certs?"

Facebook campus death plunge: Cops say man jumped from 4th floor in apparent suicide

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So, the Chinese business model?

See title.

FedEx execs: We had no idea cyberattack would be so bad. Investors: Is that why you sold $40m+ of your own shares?

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Re: No one will go to prison

Pretty much, yeah.

Three UK slammed for 'ripping off' loyal mobile customers by £32.4m per year

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So, the American business model?

See title.

You know SAP's doing a great job when a third of German users say they 'have no confidence in it'

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How do they stay in business?

Having been exposed, briefly, to SAP, I do not see how they are still in business.

It's the Rube Goldberg machine of software.

Chef roasted for tech contract with family-separating US immigration, forks up attempt to quash protest

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Deals set you free!

Seriously, this sh!t again? 24m medical records, 700m+ scan pics casually left online

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Re: I think the best solution to this is simple.

USA had no such agency. Lovely innit?

Yes HIPAA exist but they aren't enforcing.

We asked for your Fitbit horror stories and, oh wow, did you deliver: Readers sync their teeth into 'junk' gizmos

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Lots of dodgy crap out there

See title.

HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some

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Just assume they all do.

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Re: New printer

Trusted? Nope.

Are you who you say you are, sir? You are? That's all fine then

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Yes

Exactly.

Watchdog: Hush-hush UK.gov blew £97m on Brexit wonks from six of the usual suspects

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Corporations deciding policy?

Isn't there a word for that? Begins with an "f"?

Alright! Ma time to meet that shag quota! Alibaba chairman steps down at 55 with $38.6bn fortune

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One lucky bastard

In 1994, Ma heard about the Internet and also started his first company [19]Hangzhou Haibo Translation Agency. In early 1995, he went to the US with his friends, who helped introduce him to the Internet. Although he found information related to beer from many countries, he was surprised to find none from China. He also tried to search for general information about China and again was surprised to find none. So he and his friend created an "ugly" website related to China.[20] He launched the website at 9:40 AM, and by 12:30 PM he had received emails from some Chinese investors wishing to know about him. This was when Ma realized that the Internet had something great to offer. In April 1995, Ma and He Yibing (a computer teacher) opened the first office for China Pages and Ma started their second company. On May 10, 1995, they registered the domain chinapages.com in the United States. Within three years, the company had made 5,000,000 Chinese Yuan which at the time was equivalent to US$800,000.

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ma#Business_career

Handcranked HTML and JPEG japes. What could possibly go wrong?

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Hand cranked code?

I stopped doing that the instant I found more automation. And never looked back.

Like around 1996.

However, the experience of first doing it manually helped to trouble-shoot all further problems. So got experience and increased my production speed and quality. Win/win.

Web coding these days? What an utter disaster.

The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

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Re: More common than you might think.

Thats me. I'm that support person.

Massachusetts city tells ransomware scumbags to RYUK off, our IT staff will handle this easily

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Exactly.

Business PC sales up as suits flee looming end of support for Windows 7

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Re: Always the last minute with the suits

Good point.

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Always the last minute with the suits

I am having to turn down upgrade jobs. First reason is it doesn't pay for shit. Second reason is of course PHBs and inadequate resources. Third reason is very, very short projects times.

4th reason? Combine all the above.

Red flag: Home Office inks £45m border tech extension with IBM

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Yep

Yer fooked.

Cortana makes your PC's heart beat faster: Windows 10 update leaves some processors hot under the cooler

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Re: Screwed two of my machines

This is NORMAL for MS.

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Not enough upvotes.

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Re: Agile !

And "Microsoft" is the opposite of agile!

Today in tortured tech analogies: Mozilla lets Firefox loose in the hen house, and by hen house, we mean the tracking cookie jar, er...

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Thanks

Updated.

Hey, it's 2019. Quit making battery-draining webpages – say makers of webpage-displaying battery-powered kit

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Re: Lets start with...

Wordpress is the perfect example of how NOT to make websites.

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Re: At Charlie Clark, re: HTML5.

Truth. Every word of it.

To hell with the idiots who downvoted.

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Re: Good Old Days

There is no mystery. Marketing departments and script kiddies who think they are developers and very hip when using 15 different languages to build a website, are the problem.

Now add the 25 external ad servers with zero image optimization and there you have it. And no, that is no exaggeration.

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Shopify admin is a bloody Kafka nightmare.

Wordpress and Squarespace as well for that matter.

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Optimization is dead

Webmasters these days are either morons or enslaved to marketing morons. The good one rarely get to exercise their knowledge and the bad ones are just your average egomaniac nerds.

I got out long ago when the requests for features became ridiculous and the tools themselves more bloated than beached whales.

Uber, Lyft and DoorDash put $30m apiece into ballot battle fund to kill gig-economy employee benefits

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This is my shocked face

:|

Not.

The top three attributes for getting injured on e-scooters? Having no helmet, being drunk or drugged, oddly enough

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Scooter stoopid

The number one cause of scooter injuries are scooters. Scooters for adults has to be the perfect example of how fekking stupid the world has become.

That they are a rental business is even more absurd.

It was THE symbol of ridicule during the dot com boom/bust, yet people with too much money thought it was a good business model.

How the hell are there people that stupid with that much money? No wonder the human race is FUBAR.

Microsoft's only gone and published the exFAT spec, now supports popping it in the Linux kernel

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It's a trap!

Don't fall for it.

Linux should never have the taint of MS on it or in it. It would be an abomination.

Trump attacks and appeals 'fundamentally misconceived' Twitter block decision

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Re: You can't have it both ways...

The point is that Twitter can do what it wants EXCEPT repress speech at the request of the government. In this case, at the request of the President.

Which the subject of this article.

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Re: You can't have it both ways...

The 1st Amendment expressly prohibits the suppression of free speech by the government.

Can you guess what the President of the United States is a part of? Go on! Take a wild guess!

There is no nuance here. It's as straightforward as it gets.

Let's see what the sweet, kind, new Microsoft that everyone loves is up to. Ah yes, forcing more Office home users into annual subscriptions

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Many here called it

And yet the downvotes came like rain.

And MS will continue on this path for its OS.

Welcome back to mainframe/terminal hell!

Chin up, CapitalOne: You may not have been the suspected hacker's only victim. Feds fear 30-plus organizations hit

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Like I say, another week...

...another hack.

Apple loses FaceTime patent appeal again. And again. And again. And again. And again... yes, it's the fifth time

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Wtf?

Apple needs thier ass handed to them for this.

Another rewrite for 737 Max software as cosmic bit-flipping tests glitch out systems – report

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Re: Reckless Endangerment

Forget it Jake. It's America.

Lyft pulls its e-bike fleet from San Francisco Bay Area after exploding batteries make them the hottest seat in town

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Now THAT'S...

...disruptive technology!

Fed-up graphic design outfit dangles cash to anyone who can free infosec of hoodie pics

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Re: Truth in advertising

Perfect.

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Re: Bullshit

And they already someone in mind to give the cash to.

Been there, seen too many "contests" like this.

GitHub builds wall round private repos, makes devs in US-sanctioned countries pay for it

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Who did not see this coming?

We knew MS would pull some kind of fuckery stunt but to see them go to "extinguish" this fast is still stunning.

Low Barr: Don't give me that crap about security, just put the backdoors in the encryption, roars US Attorney General

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Yes they really are.

Enjoying that 25Mbps internet speed, America? Oh, it's just 6Mbps? And you're unhappy? Can't imagine why

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Everything in America is a scam

See title.

Everything.

Google settles a four-year age-discrimination battle with 227 engineers by dishing out... $11m

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Not even a year's salary

That slap on the wrist was really nasty! /s

FCC boosts broadband competition by, er, banning broadband competition in buildings

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Congress has the Constitutional power to regulate commerce as it sees fit.

It's called the Commerce Clause.